>he brings his own popcorn to the cinema
Uhm you do realize you're technically breaking the law, yeah?
He brings his own popcorn to the cinema
Andrew Edwards
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Andrew Barnes
>breaking the law
No, but it may be breaking the company's policy and they have the right to ask you to leave.
Angel Perez
In most states, you are causing the theater to break the law, as in most states, if you serve food you cannot allow outside food to be brought into your establishment as it violates food safety standards (risks cross-contamination and eliminates your ability to control sanitation in your service environment.)
Josiah Scott
>he buys popcorn for 20.99 USD
Gavin Bailey
>makes stupid law
>"lol why u brek"
You know prostitution and sodomy are illegal too right? But abortion is?
But popcorn is indeed weird, as oppose to the $10 candy and drink
Oliver Myers
>plus tip
Luke Scott
No?
Brayden Fisher
Wtf are they gonna do about it? Hahaha. I'm not paying $10 for popcorn. I'm not an idiot.
Isaac Lewis
So does that mean they grow the corn inside the theater??? How the fuck do they bring in outside food?
Julian Wilson
>he doesn't have a farm in his theater
You're missing out
Luis Powell
it’s not a farm you dumb coons it’s a popcorn mine
Anthony Nguyen
>muh laws
Imagine caring about spooks
Oliver Baker
>enter theater
>find outlet
>*WHIRRRRRRRRRRRR*
Xavier Hernandez
>leave tin outside the rear exit
>go back to the front
>enter theater
>pick up tin from inside theater
>enjoy kino
>shit in the tin when i'm done for the jannies
Alexander Turner
Fuck the law.
Brody Watson
I don't hinkie that's how it works
Kayden Ortiz
Do you microwave outside and sneak in the whyole bag or do you bring a microwave with you?
For me, personally, its the microwave
Charles Baker
I only bring in outside food into the cinema just to throw it all over the seats at the end of the flick. I don't even eat any of it
Ryder Sanders
same but I don’t waste my time watching movies I just go in there to throw my garbage around and then leave
Luis Clark
Whenever my gf asks me to go get some popcorn during the previews, I always just go and pull out a couple of the many third or half eaten bags in the trash bins and combine them into a full bag. The tickets are pricy enough lol
Leo White
based. i don't even go into the theater, i just take a shit on the self service kiosk at the box office.
Cameron Gomez
based, fuck spending money on fresh popcorn when there's perfectly good popcorn for free
Owen Bennett
>go to movies by myself because I can
>ask ticket bitch for my ticket "ticket for one for Alita: Battle Angel!"
>ticket bitch says "for ONE? what's it like going to the movies alone?"
>I say "Yes, for one. what's it like earning 9 dollars an hour?" laugh in ticket bitch's face and walk away
>walk up to stub ripper...say "IS THIS YOUR WHOLE JOB? YOUR PARENTS MUST BE SO PROUD LOL" rip my own stub because I'm not an idiot
>enter eatery, walk up to servant "what will you have?" she asks, "it's okay! I brought my own!" I say while showing her the contents of my backpack with cola and homemade popcorn inside
>turn to those behind me and say "ENJOY PAYING THREE BUCKS FOR COLA, MORONS"
>make my way to cinema doors...notice lots of couples
>"WHAT IS THIS? MAKE OUT HOUR? THIS IS A MOVIE MORONS, NOT A FUCKING LOVE IN, GTFO"
>laugh at them as they leave in embarrassment
>cinema all to myself, put my feet up and throw popcorn at my face because that's how I eat it
Lincoln Lee
Policy =/= Law
Jose Phillips
never gets old
Camden Morales
the popcorn law?
Kevin Miller
>put my feet up
I do this coz i'm always munted on xanax when i go to the movies. then i forget the whole movie because in fucking high on benzos
Eli Gutierrez
youtu.be
Happens to me every time
Owen Lee
sounds idiotic
Jaxson Scott
no shit sherlock