Daily reminder that Henry Cavill had height surgery

his chin annoys me

Limb lengthening surgery. They break your bones so you become taller.

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WTF that's terrifying.

i'm about to be 25, how do i achieve cavill mode by 30?

like this?

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...

Take roids

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH STOOOOP!

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Imagine the pain in the knees when you get older

Imagine the pain when you get older and die alone because no woman likes manlets.

being a lanklet with t rex arms is somehow better

You got a point

>have low confidence because i'm fat
>see 4'5 turbomanlet at work, dude was literally as tall as my 8 year old nephew
>suddenly feel like an alpha male since i'm 6'1
feels good bro

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I'm 6'5" and hate women

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A woman would still take a lanklet with no arms than a manlet with arms.

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What the fuck is height surgery and how do I get it?

tbqf you won't die alone because no woman likes manlets, you'll die alone because your own standards are too high.

PffffffftttyyHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

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these quads to the trash in the worst possible form

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chris hemsworth has VERY short arms and is quite tall

yeah after they cut them with all the people getting it advancements have been made and it's much easier to do now but it's still takes many months to recover

keep coping manlet

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Howd they make her shorter though?

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Recovery is actually 14 days not months.

No way man that shit is awesome. The future is now old man. GATTACA! GATTACA!

Got a picture of his leg musculature? Because if he is even remotely muscled in his lower body then you can immediately discount any idea of the surgery. Walking can be uncomfortable for the rest of your life, running definitely so, and weight training is completely impossible due to how fucked your bone becomes.

I’m short by /fit/ but get loads of pussy so I think maybe the female definition is different from the male one?

Geralt of Rivia my dude

Henry Zebrowski gives me hope.

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>Walking can be uncomfortable for the rest of your life, running definitely so, and weight training is completely impossible due to how fucked your bone becomes.

Thats just a myth though. Have you actually researched than yourself? If you go to the website of various doctors that specialise on this surgery, you will find out that after recovery patients can run, do strength exercise and other activities without any discomfort. People that got in the car accidents with worse damage can still workout in the gym after recovery.

>118520332

woah doctors say you'll be fine to do strength training? wow doctors only tell the truth not necessarily what benefits them financially and emotionally

How old an immature are you mongoloids who worry about this shit? Tom Cruise is five and a half inches shorter than me and he's more Chad than I'll ever be. Sort your shit out.

>Tom Cruise is five and a half inches shorter than me and he's more Chad than I'll ever be.

And yet, all of you Hollywood and mainstream media makes fun of him for being a manlet.

This looks painful as fuck. But most limb lengthening surgeries work with the femur not with the lower leg bones. It is still painful but it's not a torture like in that webm.

I don't think he got LL. First because his legs are muscular, you cannot workout your legs after LL unless its very light work. Second because he is proportionate, his upper body (from pelvis to head) seems even longer than his legs. While normally it's the same length.

Bullshit. If you are below 5'6 you cannot get a woman no matter hiw hard to try. But it is better to look like Cavill being 5'9 rather than being an ugly lanklet mouthbreather. (You can get some women being a lanklet but you are still a faggot).

I'm an actual dwarf and have been investigating about LL a lot and it's not worth it. Inceldom sounds better than not being able to do physical exercise and constant pain.

If you are just a manlet and not a dwarf (betweem 5'7 and 5'9) better focus on your face.

Not necessarily saying that isn't true, but I haven't noticed it. If it is true, it doesn't seem to be fucking him up at all.

He doesn’t look the part

>Here's your He-man bro

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post the webm where this procedure went wrong and the doctor is smacking the dudes leg with a hammer

oh look it's another thread from the HOLY TRINITY OF INSECURE WHITE BOIS

height DING DING DING
balding
dick size

WE HAVE A WINNER

white bois are insecure as fuck. meanwhile we have good height, great hair (look great bald), and lastly...well, I don't need you white bois to tell that. You already know about it.

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t. manlet

Are you sure about that? because from all the surgery topics on /fit/ I've gathered that something as simple as running becomes difficult. And people that get into car accidents which fully break their femurs aren't going to be lifting weights for years.

His legs aren't as nearly as developed as his upper body is. And his calves are pretty much non-existent.

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>height surgery

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Sure, if you compare this pic to the one in the OP. He looks pretty well evened out in the pic you posted.

so does Matthew McConaughey

>oh no the mainstream media made fun of me once or twice for being short
>i fucked nicole kidman in her prime
>i fucked katie holmes in her prime
>im worth half a billion dollars
>im almost 60 and more attractive than 99.99% of men less than half my age
>i make all my own movies and they are all pure unadulterated kino
>im such a fucking chad that i do all of my own stunts
>i am secure in my beliefs and was awarded the freedom medal of valor
I mean anything negative people say about him must just roll off like water. Did you see that video where some faggot reporter sprays him with water from a microphone and he just calmly grabs his arm and says "why would you do that" and the guy is just fucking cringing into himself, embarrassed as fuck to be called out by smooth calm and collected Tom Cruise? Tom Cruise is better than all of us but he doesn't act like it, he wants us all to be better. He wants to make us better. He is singlehandedly saving cinema. He is the Alpha Chad.

How do you people know his wingspan?

Those are four different people

Are you fucking stupid?

You know there are tons of married men who are below 5'6", right?

I know of at least 3 or 4 just anecdotally.

>imagine being such an insecure coping manlet with Napoleon complex that you waste time and energy to type all of this text in order to defend manletism in an Indian knife collecting forum

holy kek

stay jelly

I want Joseph Seed to seed me desu

/ourchad/ threatens the incels

Thank God I don't need this since I'm 5'10"

I'm sure The Cruise is devastated.

Have sex

>Indian knife collecting forum
I'm the guy he's riffing off of and even I got a kick out of this

>Henry Zebrowski gives me hope.
That one day you too can fuck big eared trannies on a daily basis?

...Dare to dream, dare to dream.

t. scientologist

>I'm sure The Cruise is devastated.

This explains his several public meltdowns.

not even a manlet, I just love Tom Cruise and all he has done for us

what meltdowns. jumping for joy that he is in love? or the one where he calmly eviscerates big pharma and their pill pushing operation and laughs hysterically because he knows the truth?

Once you go short you don't abort

Its ok Tom, we get it, you are a proud little "man".

like in that one episode of niptuck

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I mean you're new, it's okay. Yea Forums is a pro Tom Cruise board.

>Yea Forums is a pro Tom Cruise board.
it's true

This

Definitely Tom. You are the king of this Indian knife collecting forum. Your parents must be proud of you.

>Your parents must be proud of you
Not that guy, but they probably are.

Tom Cruise's father was a merchant of chaos. Based Tom literally rose up from the depths of poverty, abuse, and neglect to deliver us the pure cinematic experiences he believes we deserve. One shot, one stunt, one line at a time. A merchant of kino.

would you not be proud if your son was tom cruise?

We get it tom, your parents must be proud of their little "man".

>Freak of nature
Method acting!

parents are usually proud of their kids. were all sure that youll be proud of whatever malformed autistic sperglord you produce

He's baiting manlets, but everybody is shitting on him because everybody loves Cruise. It's a win-win for anybody who wants attention.

I would definitely be proud if my son was the king of an Indian knife collecting forum.

>Stop offending my favourite Hollywood celebrity you malformed autistic sperglord!!!!

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>Indian knife collecting forum
this isnt even funny and is less funny every time you post it, very poor execution of this meme user it needs to be much more obscure.
>tibetan shadow puppetry forum
>mongolian basket weaving forum
>azerbaijani snake charming forum
going forward, i suggest lurking more

>unironically frogposting
>filename suggests it was googled rather than saved from /pol/ circa 2016
Absolute cringe. Go back.

>going forward, i suggest lurking more

Sorry tom, but not everyone of us has the luxury to have a such a pathetic and lonely life in order to spend all of our free time lurking some Indian knife collecting forum.

you clearly do and you still are not funny. these (You)'s are not an achievement.

>4'5 turbomanlet
That's called a midget

MANLET COPE

>twatter

Mr Cruise, no one implied that Im trying to be funny.

Madness. Also note how she was holding his hand in the first photo but no longer in the second because he actually went through with this insanity.

The amount of hours you spend on 4channel per day/week are not relevant. The idea is to lurk a lot more and post a lot less so that you get the idea of things instead of posting bad, outdated, or poorly executed memes. Whether it takes you a a month, a year, or 5 years to learn is dependent on how much time you spend daily. If you don't have the luxury to spend all of your free time lurking, then lurk in whatever free time you can spare and post in 5 years.

Regards,

Chief of 4channel

There are chads beyond count under 5'8". The manlet thing is a meme.

everyone was able to infer that youre trying to be funny by all of your bad attempts at being funny

>If you are below 5'6 you cannot get a woman no matter hiw hard to try
I'm 5'5" and have had sex with 9 women by the age of 25. It's more difficult to get laid when you're a manlet, but it's not impossible.

It didn't go wrong, that's literally how they break the bone. Surgery can be pretty rough, especially oral surgery. Most medical students are way too soft with patients because they have this false notion that modern medicine is about precision, when that is only half true.

wew, the amt of manlets ITT

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Is there some environmental pressure that makes us want to be taller and taller? What are we reaching for, apples?

another bad meme pulled from google. please just stop and go back. please.

the stars

>t. 5'9''

god, he barely has to reach down. he could just, suck his dick right now

you guys are weird as fuck

It’s just the insecure manlets

Trips of absolute truth, some screen cap this, we don't deserve Tom, he's going to literally DIE making movies and he'll do it with a smile knowing he's doing it for us.

He runs fucking marathons yet you claim the pain is endless. Fucking use your brains.

>But most limb lengthening surgeries work with the femur

Are you fucking retarded? No person with medical training would risk cutting through 5-6 inches of muscle to expose massive arteries and a bone that is near unbreakable outside of getting hit by a car going 60km/hr+

Calm down Tom. We get it, you are “big” Hollywood actor.

It's strange to me. Im 5 8 and not insecure about it. I notice I am a bit smaller than the average man. But in the street for every 10 people taller 5 are shorter than me

Honestly this. My Dad was 5'7 and had no issue getting married twice and having 3 kids.

>not everyone of us has the luxury to have a such a pathetic and lonely life in order to spend all of our free time lurking some Indian knife collecting forum.
>proceeds to spend the next two hours refreshing the same thread and posting the same thing over and over again

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>5'6
>gf
>fucked 10+ girls throughout my life
It really is a meme.

>his chin annoys me
2/10 would not bang

>5-6 inches of muscle
where did you get this idea? also that user is right, they typically do femur and then tibia if more height is desired. it depends on the patient but they can get around a maximum of 5 inches total from lengthening both bones. patients have to do leg stretches daily, particularly calves, after the surgery.

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Uh, you sure about that?

lmao how does linking the archive register as spam. anyway I'm gonna spoiler the image, no gore or anything like that shown but it's still fucking gross

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How many of them were obese or the "fat friend" of the group?

T. 5'4 manlet who exclusively has to fuck obese girls

AHHHH WHAT IN THE FUCKING FUCK
DO NOT CLICK THAT IMAGE

god thank you for posting this, i was going crazy trying to find it again

Holy fucking kek. Don't think I've ever extended my legs as much as I do right now.

When you hit your 40s you'll lose a couple of feet in height, though.

Because wheelchair.

Is that Greg Lansky?

Yeah, but you're still a nigger.

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FUCK EVERYTHING

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Ah, I remember this. And then scotty comes in and goes ARE YA DAFT, WOMAN?