Stop

Stop.

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Be yourself. It's that fucking easy.

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That really hit me.

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Delet this.

I just got done watching Blade Runner 2049 for the first time about 2 hours ago, Ask Me Anything

Cool, bro.

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i dont get it

fixed

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DO IT NOW
I SUBMIT

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what none of you faggots realize is that K got over his no gf feels when he found a cause he cared about, his life had more meaning than some dumb bitch AI girlfriend

damn

heh nice

check em

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>people relate now to a robot pretending to be human

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Impressive. Very nice.

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Check'd

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Impressive.

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:)

dubs interlinked

based

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No dubs script? You should look into it.

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B A S E D

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he was more human than anyone

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I looked for you in the archive...

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Shhh user... no pain lasts forever

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Dubs thread

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based

I bet she has stinky feet :x

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haha I bet she doesnt wash them how horrible would that be

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BR2049>Original

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If dubs we all get gf's

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>no HAMMER TIME after OP's response
You all disappointed me Yea Forums

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Jesus y’all are a bunch of pathetic queers

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...

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nigga why you reply to me? dont ever reply to my post ever again

yeah well you are what you eat haha

Whatever you say, bumboy.

Have sex

>doesn't want to sleep with a filthy skinjob
>"you must not like real girls"

And you clearly devour faggots. Now go vent with more Goose screencaps, ya big baby.

>I bet she has stinky feet
Imagine.

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>have sex
Have, more than you. Take your anxiety medication.

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Within cells interlinked

INTERLINKED

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*cough* *cough*

with incels interlinked within one thread

>Do you enjoy your work, user?

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No you haven't lol. You're a beta fag bitch.

The first time I watched 2049 I really thought he was saying "incels".

I N T E R L I N K E D

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dubs and a Jannie commits suicide tonight

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> Die in hospital
> End up in hell next to a tranny

That's what you get for liking Marvel

checked

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he's dead jim

Kek

>good girls go to heaven
>bad girls go everywhere

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Doesn't this bitch hit her boyfriends?

Not today, fuckos.

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Based and PATROLpilled.

>Doesn't this bitch hit her boyfriends?
*CHOMPS her boyfriends

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He suicided.

Will things ever change?

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lmao

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why does this post suck so f in much?

I...CAN'T

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no

Hammer Time

Would've been funnier if the monitor went flying.

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Yes we get it
You're white.
You're male.
You're a virgin
You're "depressed" and think all the media sucks now and can't consume it anymore

We get it? Okay? Now kill yourself.

I'm not gonna scream today.

Please make it real, I can't take it here anymore

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no you need to help us or we will lash out at you

No

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why didnt he just become the police chief's living dildo?

uh

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These threads are comfy but in a melancholic way. I like them.

He didn't want to do that

It's cathartic. In my lowest moments about 5 years ago I'd go to /r9k/ and it helped me crawl out of suicide and depression, knowing I'm not alone and that my life has many blessings compared to others. It feels good to vent with kindred spirits especially when you have no one to turn to

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She looks like the kind of girl I would initially assume is a massive bitch who would never give me the time of day and look down on me, but then I slowly realize she's actually really sweet and interesting and I probably missed out on a chance at human connection by immediately writing her off and avoiding her

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>Bottle feeding your baby
>Not breast feeding

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And then she attacks you because she is a massive bitch in the end. I don't know why this waifufag chose this crazy stick figure to obsess over.

your first assumption was right, m8

>stealing our meme.
that's just sad.

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I would never know because I never took that first step

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Hot, I wish that me.

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So I'll always be alone, then? Being devoid of intimacy and affection is somehow good?

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>Being devoid of intimacy and affection is somehow good?
No, bro, it isn't, you will feel dead inside. Evwry human being needs tenderness and intimacy, that is what make us humans.

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>every*

Is this the EPIC facebook meme general?

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I AM HUMAN AND I NEED TO BE LOVED JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE DOES.

Yet I'm told to trust my immediate reaction and write off women before even speaking to them here and here . So where's the way out of this Hell?

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kill me

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I am not saying don't trust all women. The woman whom user is spamming in this thread is a psychobitch.

>You're white.
yeah
>You're male.
yup
>You're a virgin
no, fucked a hooker
>You're "depressed" and think all the media sucks now and can't consume it anymore
nah m8, I love consuming media

Pay hookers.

based

Hookers don't love you back

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>The woman whom user is spamming in this thread is a psychobitch.

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They can pretend, user, they can pretend.

whoa. based

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Same. I kind of wish I'd seen it before the memes. Painted that one scene entirely differently.

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deep.........

>we will never be normal
why? why live like this? f5ing the catalog all the time to read sneed right and left all the time
why i cant be a normie and be okay with it?

>hitting both my replicantfu and my waifu
>i will never fuck my waifu hologramed over my replicantfu
i'm a special kind of retard

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Whenever a Yea Forums incel calls you names remember he's probably in a goose thread crying about being unlovable.

K is for Luv only.

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Whore.

Exhibit A

I don't fucking hate you losers because you're virgins, I hate you losers because you're rather spend your time feeling sorry for yourselves and hugboxing than actually fixing your mental illnesses and getting gfs.
And no it's not MUH SOCIETY'S FAULT and MUH ALL WOMEN ARE WHOOREZ. The whole world isn't Tinder you fucking permachildren.

>Whenever a Yea Forums incel calls you names
Jeff

have sex

Every girl in this movie seemingly wanted K's dick

Bitch.

where is the gf tree

he's 1337erally me

the gf tree is watered with the blood of effort and self-improvement

I've had multiple classmates, coworkers, customers, and random chicks come onto me, and I am not even attractive or in shape. But I would rather shitpost and not play all the video games and movies I bought.

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Does Yea Forums hate him ?

I liked every single movie he was in and blade Runner 2049 is the last kino

okay then where does the gf come from

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>And no it's not MUH SOCIETY'S FAULT and MUH ALL WOMEN ARE WHOOREZ
this isn't the incel thread tho

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Based and FUCKSOCIETYpilled.

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chad hogs all of the fruit from the gf tree due to his superior stature

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>Does Yea Forums hate him ?
spotted the tourist

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tfw no gf

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>men need to stop suppressing their emotions
>*vents in goose thread with the bros*
>no not like that u incels
many such cases, the hypocrisy of the roastie is astounding

because he can snap people's necks easily and is attractive

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hey does anyone have that webm of miss alice autistically slapping her knees a few times
i'd greatly appreciate if someone could send it. btw never forget that we are all in this together and we can all make it
btw check em

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>hey does anyone have that webm of miss alice autistically slapping her knees a few times
no

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The face of madness...

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here ya go, bud

no need to thank me.

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ok thanks for replying anyways, btw nice pics

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nice dubs but i have this one already, thanks anyways

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I’m gonna say it. I think incels are cool. I’m a good looking, successful guy, but I really enjoy incel culture and think that they make valid points. I’d rather spend my time shitposting with weirdoes than compromising what I believe in for the sake of mediocre sex. At this point, I barely have any inclination to talk to people who aren’t mentally ill. I believe that if society hasn’t tried to label you with a mental illness, then you probably aren’t very interesting.

Based.

A god amongst men

Yeah, I reckon these posts are based.

I’ll be taking you with me.

>Why yes, I like to post in forums with society's outcasts, how'd you knew?

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Hope that’s not her car

>I’m a good looking, successful guy

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>self-improvement
meme

now self destruction?..

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This webm literally made me cry lads

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Only self improvement you should do is to lose weight if you’re fat. Weightlifting, getting a fruity haircut, designer clothes, cologne, learning “game”, is all just a massive cope. Those who are attractive the way they are don’t have to do any of that shit. You’re working ten times harder for less.

In only 2 year, 2049 is only remembered on this website as that movie where the guy yells about not having sex.
Bravo Villeneuve!

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dont forget *throws chair*

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>2049 is only remembered on this website as that movie where the guy yells about not having sex.
Only for people who didn't watch.

>Putting weightlifting in the same category as a haircut or cologne
Keeping your body strong and fit is leagues above the latest fashion trends or attracting a woman. You should be exercising regardless of whether you're chasing women or not

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>weightlifting

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t. gymcel

i havent seen 2049, does goose let out his trademark high pitched girly shriek in the reeee scene?

Who said anything about going to the gym? There are endless opportunities to get in shape, you have absolutely no excuse to a flabby modern mess

yup

Then I guess no one on this board has seen the movie because GODDAMIT is the only thing from the movie that gets posted anymore.

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tell me everyting about bonbi
give me the redpill

i will never be loved by anyone but my mother desu and even then im not sure sometimes

>i will never be loved by anyone but my mother desu and even then im not sure sometimes

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if dubs we are all good joes

Nice.

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HAYAI!

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It would appear we have a need for sneed.

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who is chuck and who is sneed in here

she definitely needs some cock slapped on them

Absolutely Based

>Yea Forums is a hugbox
we've been over this before

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STOP!

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i see

>The whole world isn't Tinder you fucking permachildren.
what world are you in?

based, I heartedly kek'd

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Holy based.

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>tranny nanny will actually kill himself
kek

KEK

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i need a fucking girlfriend RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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based

No when she chose to risk her existence to go with him she showed she had developed humanity. All of them were always more human than society wanted them to know. Wallace's people killed her. So as he is standing there reminded that she is gone he has to ask himself do I just lay down and let them destroy more lives no fuck that.

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This one hurts. This was all I wanted in life

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The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

You can't fix your height.