ITT: we summarize the plot of a movie in a single sentence and others have to guess it
hard mode: don't make gay fucking jokes about eagles or a young farmboy being radicalized by terrorists
i'll start:
a lonely drunkard suffers from cabin fever and ends up mercilessly killing all of his friends before he freezes to death
The Shining?
Boy meets girl
A team of scientists on mars discover microbial life on mars and ends with a fight in a spaceship leaving mars.
nope
nope. also checked
The Thing
He thought he was chad, but then he realised he was an incel and he died pretending to be chad to make himself happy for once.
fight club?
The Thing
No
he's buried then he dies
woman finds herself on her european vacation
American Beauty
yes
2049
Man builds playground before dying of cancer
The thing?
a lady who lost her child joins a group of religious fanatics and then dies
Former oil driller becomes an environmentalist and seeks to stop a drilling site in Inuit Alaska.
No
Yes. Congratulations.
Next: Incel boy looses everything he didn't even know he had, comes to realize that no one loved him, tries to undo his mistakes, but it's too late and he likely starves to death.
Silent Hill
wolverine in space ball movie. forgot what it's called
guy goes to a christmas party with his wife and has a terrible time
ikiru obviously
>young farmboy being radicalized by terrorists
is that star wars?
>eagles
what is that?
nope
skin peels back
i was referencing ANH, yeah, and LOTR
no
yeah
a man tries to repay a debt, but in the end it turns out it would have been better had he not
guy gets forced to go to hotel because he’s recently become divorced and fucks bitches until he can’t get married then finds love after he runs away from the hotel
a guy goes on a date; an acquaintance looks for a family heirloom
Dude should have just stayed in prison
oldboy?
A cop and his partner go to Israel and fight Satan.
no
john wick?
a child runs away from home, finds a best friend, and they fight the devil
no
Nigger do; nigger don't. Nigger will; nigger won't.
a jew who is hiding in paris helps a chef prepare food for a restaurant.
kek, ratatouille
Well, no one seems to have seen my last submission, so:
Next: Incel boy looses everything he didn't even know he had, comes to realize that no one loved him, tries to undo his mistakes, but it's too late and he likely starves to death.
Real life?
Drive?
No
Rattertooie
A man pays a black guy to fuck his daughter and videotapes it to humiliate her ex-boyfriend who happens to be in the mob
teacher gets revenge
nope
refugees befriend an american teenage boy
Real life
A bunch of college age dudes have a fun weekend on the beach
Die hard
yes
battle royale
man revisits childhood town for the holiday
no, but it is japanese
Coming Up For Air
nope
harry potter and the deathly hallows?
Jew, through usery, usurps a country, but is thwarted and his people banished from said country.
Weekend at Bernie’s?
nope
Ship takes a wrong turn and things get hot hot hot
My diary desu: the movie
Ron Howard pops the clutch and tells the world to EAT MY DUST!
Tenacious D
yeah
No. A hint is in
Evangelion?
Black man's racism and paranoia towards lesser beings is vindicated when they almost enslave the world.
No
American Graffiti
Yes!
A misunderstood artist nearing 30 searches for love and success while clashing with his angry father
A British criminal and a French cuck fight over a Middle Eastern rock
Event horizon
I Robot?
yeah
blue ruin
Real Life
No
Man gets fired, makes 4 million dollars, then dies.
Villain doesn't understand inflation
Saw
Jamie Lee Curtis battles a masked killer striking on a special night who is actually her brother
Into the wild
mission to mars
Groundhog Day
Activia commericals?
No, and afaik Phil didn't spend his childhood in the town in that movie
Nah, got it
ex machina
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
Also possibly So You're A Cartoonist.
A young trans girl faces bullying from her peers
Freddie got fingered
Got it. The Soap on a Rope goes to you.
girls dont cry?
A wealthy lawyer who defends a rapist torments an underprivileged farming family
yeah austin powers
nothing but trouble
Avengers: Endgame
To Kill a Mockingbird
Got it!
A mentally-handicapped man stuns the world with his simple wisdom, achieves a lot and even visits the White House.
Overweight Japanese migrant goes to San Francisco on business.
Boy with psychic abilities becomes so powerful that he transcends to another plain of existence
going easy with Forest Gump but your probably aiming for Drumpf replies
a garbageman learns to surf despite a physical debilitation
akira, you didn't even try
KEK
a mentally ill yet brilliant man destroys everything he has ever hated, achieving world fame and adoration, yet ultimately also ends up destroying everything he ever loved
>A nigger gets executed despite the fact that he din du nuffin
powder
>retard kill brother.
have fun
No to both.
Hint: The actor playing the mentally-handicapped man is really, really hated by the French for another iconic role of his.
That's too outrageous, even for fiction. Nobody would believe it.
either holes or one of the three candyman movies
spider-man 3
funny but no
Akira plot shift is so unexpected.. it unironically doesn’t make since by any means when compared to rest of the story. No foreshadowing, nothing. Just HURRR DURRR PEEPEE POOPOO BOY IS SO POWERFUL HE TRANSCENDS TO ANOTHER ISNT THAT INTERESTING?? YEAH I WONT MAKE IT KNOWN BUT THROW IT AT THE VIEWER BECAUSE ITS SO COOL AND UNEXPECTED BRO HURRRRRR
it's adapted from a several volume long manga, that's why
Nigger goes on a rampage with the help of a German killing hard working white men
Being There, or that Peter Sellers movie where he's a gardener.
Django Unchained
The lobster
The Green Mile
Bingo.
Sherlock plays an Indian dictator
man is forced to go to city he really doesn't like
Low level wagie gets screwed over by his mentor, who then screws him over in return.
An Austrian kills his dog, wife and self to save his loved ones from an angry mob
In Bruges
A group of people sit in a room talk to a Neanderthal for like 2 hours
You got it. You like to watch.
The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson
I know it's not that but it fits
A man forced to entertain.
Two Jews take advantage of a hard working German
A superhero gets raped by a chick and the audience just laughs it off
two white guys go around paris killing roasties and minorities
on deadly ground
A gay professor torments a former student of his and tries to improve the student's son's sex life.
some british dudes topple a working system just because they want to get shitfaced
Super
Got it
Super
End of Evangelion
a professor and a whore kidnap a child and steal sacred things from priests
Temple of Doom
Woman comes to understand the importance of border control after meeting a widower
a mentally retarded guy makes friends with an Asian and decides to fuck his way to the top and kill everyone at the local temple for having a different religion
A based user gets repeating digits
CEO fails to pay an employee fair wages, gets his business ruined
Bingo
You got it, well done.
ghandi
a dude's best friend fucks his wife, so he goes and fucks his own sister
yes
man thinks he gets cucked, gets UNcucked while riding around with a bull (not the one that cucked him) and doing gangster shit with a bit of thot patrol
>don't make gay fucking jokes about eagles
I hate the fucking eagles, man
The World's End
Man wants to capture eagle, gets defeated by vermin.
like the other guy mentioned: its a 6 book volume over 2000 pages
Yup
4 hobbits, an elf, a dwarf, a human and a superhuman form a fellowship under the guidance of a Wizard to destroy an evil ring that belongs to an evil Lord.
Already a thing
Adolf
>who is Boromir
Star Wars
Tenacious D acts like a faggot in the jungle
Boy wants to join resistance to fight evil empire but soon faced with gruesome reality and horrors of war
come and see?
Bormir the human pleb
Man gets a new dog
Sicario
yes
Righto
guy takes a shower, shaves, and dies in a home invasion
A priest recounts his days as a youth.
The thing
Lost in translation
one fat cat
A botched political assassination results in a boy who lived a life of leisure to rediscover his responsibility and purpose.
Irreversible
guess mine
You wanna know how i got these..(emotionnal)..scars
Horace & Pete
Attack of the clones
Akira
that's 2pac's song. until the end of time
>who can i trust in this cold world.
>my phony homie had a baby by my own girl
>but i'm a G, ..........i ain't sweatin him
>i sex his sister. have her mumblin like a mexican
>his next of kin
Sleepaway camp
Prom night
Lesson of evil
A priest, a bunch of college students, and Alice Cooper gleek at each other in a church.
Martyrs
rescuers down under
Prince of darkness
Saw
>Prince of darkness
Yep
Men fight for others in exchange for barely anything and most of them die leaving the rest to wonder what the point even was
Da Line Kang
A boy breaks his mom out of the nuthouse and they plan to carry out a terror attack well a cop tries to stop them.
Clifford
The Dictator.
You got 'em!
Nailed it
One self-righteous man and his gun cannot be denied and save the world by shooting just the right bad guy/thing/spot blowing up an even bigger thing and vindicating himself against all that stands in his way by the narrowest of odds.
lol u dick
In a youth, or as a youth?
in a youths ass?
Every movie ever made for murrican judeo-christfaggot audiences that want to think of themselves as the Jesus character, undeniably powerful and righteous over all others.
terminator 2
A Nazi saves the human race after everyone else fails to stop an Alex Jones fan from destroying the world.
All wrong
eurotrip uncensored
Bingo
Sorry bud, beat to the punch
Ignore my post you two might be right I’m just an impulsive poster who replies to the wrong people
Last days on mars.
An underrated comedy. It seemed like it wanted to be a warped parody of kid's movies but didn't go far enough.
Downfall
Jumanji 2
Buried.
hereditary?
Ex Machina
Don't body shame Godzilla.
Being There.
This one has to be Ex Machina.
Basedboy made a car but it runs on blood