OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIITTTTT
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>Chris Pratt was married to this woman
why did bobby turn into a skeleton?
Cindy sucked out the life out of his balls
this scared me as a kid
He ejaculated his internal organs out, it was actually extremely painful
Me after nofap relapse
He had Marv's powers
>what should i do if i think im gonna com too early?
>when im about to come i just think of the holocaust
lel
Do men really do this?
>tfw they no longer make 10/10 spoof movies anymore
Is there a better modern rag to riches story than Chris Pratt? Went from a Schlubby bit character on a tv show, became a fan favorite, got fit, got into movies, became one of the most popular leading men in Hollywood and dumped his has been wife and married a fucking Kennedy.
When I'm about to cum I think of Józef Piłsudski's face
>has not seen Scary Movie
go watch Scream first, it's essential.
might have to watch a trailer for "I Know What You Did Last Summer"
gotta understand the references, ya know
then watch Scary Movie.
if you're interested in the sequel, be sure to watch "The Haunting" first ( has Liam Neeson and Owen Wilson in it)
When i'm about to cum, I think of a blond, pale faced white woman sucking off a black guy.
I saw this in the theater with my mom....
Dumbass 10 year old me thought the jizz was 'milk' back then.
xD lulz
It is, user.
He just did what arnold did but hes not a body builder
*married a Schwarzenegger/Kennedy
>>RRRRUAAAAUGH!
she does this, wat do?
>I'm gonna com
Sounds like slang for a tech IPO
Ironically, it does look like curdled milk was used for the effect. lol
What's the most supreme maximum S-tier nut you've ever had lads?
he's a big boy
1. I used to be really fucked up and drive around while edging. One time there was a teen girl in tight leggings walking her kid siblings home from school, I had to slowdown to let them cross the street and came right when she smiled and waved at me.
2. missionary anal with no lube, staring into each other’s eyes and synchronizing our breathing.
3. I once convinced my gf to let me cum in her mouth right when I took a bong hit.
lol this kike humour makes me want to jews fucking
He's always been a Chad,
Based
Yeah...maybe you're still really fucked up.
My first one. Every nut since then has been disappointment and often felt like nothing, even if I skip a few days.
> me want to jews fucking
english plz mr. incel
>when you convince your dad to take you to an r-rated movie just because it's a comedy
>this scene happens
>Anna Faris was married to an annoying capeshitter
>well son...this is where babies come from
>YEAH I GOTCHU ON CAMRUH
>YOU ON CANDID CAMERUH NAYOW
...
you ain't kno dat