What's Yea Forums's opinion on Lord of War?

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Gay

this motherfucker was supposed to come to my city and he got a fuckin cold and cancelled, i hate him

Searched for the movie on r/movies. They hate it.

its great

Would you fuck them?

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Worth watching once.

no quotable lines, it's competent but ultimately mediocre

Fantastic

this dick fucker faggot I swear

name two quotable lines off the top of your head

>They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they oughta say is, "Evil prevails."

quotable as fuck

too long, too broken up
you still owe me another one

I think the only thing someone might find memorable was the manufacturing of weaponry in or whatever it was.

that and the plane deconstruction scene kinda

>could you bring me the gun of rambo
>part 1, 2 or 3
>i've only seen part 1
>would you like the armor-piercing bullet
>PLEASE

>quote references another movie
nope, not good, try again

The romance seemed phoned in, they could have cut it

It's shit, they didn't even do his rise to power right

>>quote references another movie
Did you had a stroke?

The AK-47 is Russia's greatest export

>the quote references Rambo
is the obvious meaning of that statement
did YOU have a stroke?

obvious statement and not memorable
you might as well have taken it from a high school history book

Why the fuck does that matter? The nigger wants a m60 and he was casually asking one from Yuri before they depart. Are you autistic or something? Did your stroke cause you to have brain damage or something?

I liked it. Even more than the Wolf of Wall Street. Its weird, I have more empathy for Cage's character in LoW. Then again, Cage wasn't playing a sleezeball like Jordan.

I feel that LoW was the movie War Dogs was supposed to be. But one can argue that War Dogs is the sequel to Lord of War - you can imagine Cage's character being in the sequel as the experienced rogue arms dealer.

Yea Forums thinks it's patrician.

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that's nice, but it still doesn't make it MEMORABLE
hurr durr bring me the gun of Rambo, who gives a fuck
it's not quotable, the only way you might use that quote is if you were talking to someone who also knew Lord of War well enough and you are a) asking them for an m60, maybe you're an airsoft faggot or some shit or b) you're asking for something that's comparable to a stupid machine gun mentioned in a mediocre movie referencing a worse movie
no

The statement was obvious, but I did enjoy the coverage on the AK-47
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It was this clip that got me to watch the movie. As well as appreciate the Kalashinov even more

schlockino

Maybe you'll know this memorable quote
Have sex
>imagine being such a edgelord trying to impress anonymous people on your shitty movie tastes

it has some memorable scenes, but that only makes it competent

I'm not trying to impress anyone, I'm just calling you out on being a faggot

The third act sucked

lot of gay ones on there

the opening credits make this movie worth watching. youtube.com/watch?v=VHn1zogeyO4

>I'm not trying to impress anyone
>hurr durr this quote ain't good enough
>hurr durr this is too obvious
:)

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>you even think about "internet points" enough to have an image ready
lol

so is this the same movie as war dogs?
has anyone compared them?

war dogs is the same only with jonah hill and more modern but also way less interesting

That's just weak, I expect a better comeback from someone who spends all his time in his room, knowing all of the most quotable films in existence.

I'm not trying to impress anyone user, least of all your pansy ass who doesn't even like good movies lmao

brety good film; one of the last cage films I can sit through

War Dogs was about two poseurs trying to be gun eunners.

Lord of War has an actual professional get into the shit and make deals with warlords. That said, I do recommend watching War Dogs after Lord of War.

Barely memorable.

You know whose going to inherit the earth?
Arms dealers. Because everyone else is too busy killing each other.

Kino of War. Literally kino. One of the best kinos that we have.

>Because everyone else is too busy killing each other
What about pacifist?

There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11?

>the hobbit films

They'll get the bullet too.

Never go to war, especially with yourself.

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I've smuggled millions of rounds of ammunition and the bullet that lands me in prison was found under my dead brother's rib

based commies

here's the winner
second-best: "I would tell you to go to Hell...but I think you're already there."

>I would tell you to go to Hell...but I think you're already there
Actually this is the best.

it's just a tad cliche tho
that quote could be in any movie with a similar scene

Name one then

Based

I liked it. Never bought Ethan Hawke's character, but as a whole, pretty good.

>It's just been revoked!

Honestly couldn't take it seriously after the "dog inside of me" shit.

It's one of the better films made post 2000, criminally underrated. It manages to tread the line between making you smile, laugh, think about shit or cry depending on your own predisposition and how you feel about the topics it works with. It's the best film I've seen Cage star in and it has a lot going for it, while not having a lot of flaws. It's a great film and whoever tries to tell you otherwise is unable to see beyond their own shit taste.

yet it has nothing interesting to say except maybe "if you get rich enough you can get the girl of your dreams but then she'll leave you because you're not the man of her dreams"

lol every line being quoted at this post is boring af

the very first line is absolute kino

>S'IDA

>I'm not trying to impress anyone user, least of all your pansy ass who doesn't even like good movies lmao

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kino intro and overall enjoyable flick

kino

>lol wojak
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I don't watch movies with Nicolas "Cage"

I know the guy who played the ATF agent. He's a real piece of shit. Other than that is a fine lazy Saturday flick

Loved the gun scenes

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This. That's about the best you can say.

first hobbit film is Kino
The rest are whack.
Should have been grayer desu and more oldsy
And obviously no girl elf or legolas.

its a very generic by the numbers rise and fall story elevated only by nic cage and the intro

lol you're gay af

Thank you, but I prefer it my way.