ITT

This. Snowpiercer is certified comfykino

You don't know what 'objectively' means.

Does "fun" mean "stupid gay shit"?
Not awful, it's just not good.
This is capeshit-tier.

>capeshit
will you ever not thinking about it?

it was kino though

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>puting that awful looking granny in the cover

>all movies except slice of life movies are shit the thread

Honestly western movies need more of these outlandish premises that are actually interesting.

Anime and asian movies do it all the time. Sure the majority is weird and stale but at least it's some originality instead of the 100th marvel movie, John Wick 4 and fast and furious 13.

>greentexting truth
Fuck off, asshole

your grammar is too

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No, Western movies just need engaging writing and actual characters.

But it is a great sequel nonetheless

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to what?

>March 26, 2021

fuck off with your Willy Wonka bullshit

Not him but he's right.
-The script is fucking nonsense.
-The acting and dialogue is terrible due to the language barrier between director/actors.
-The special effects are embarrassing.

Bong Joon-Ho is fantastic when he's directing people in his own language.

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Its actually kino tho. especially the part when they all stop for the new years party.

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This was so bad

I feel like this would work better if you change the train into a skyscraper.

>t. retarded fag

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High-Rise 2015

But what were the roaches eating? Because they probably should've served that to the rear cars instead.

somewhere in israel right now there are ten biros missing their lids

because this thot has them on the end of her fingers

This desu

human shit/greenhouse compost

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buzzwords

literally an episode of a 22 minute long cartoon stretched into a movie, with the extra 110 minutes of runtime coming from a wooden romance story and Jon Heder giggling into the camera. Fuck this movie made me mad.

This. It's absolute garbage. There are several bad movies i can enjoy, but this is just a steaming pile of shit all the way through.

I'm not a scientist but how is that viable? The roaches only eat waste, there has to be a point of diminishing returns where the roaches just can't cope with the limited amount of available nutrients, or the people themselves can't cope with the increasingly poor food... Idk anons, it's a no from me

why were they so angry about this
it is just food and it is safe
they stuck on a fucking train in a dictatorship and still picky about fucking food

Shit opinion

also dead bodies/roaches, assuming a closed system with 100% recycling it would work because you're just moving atoms around. but yeah all movies/sci-fi fudge numbers

It actually was pretty good until the third act, then it really become garbage.

>But what were the roaches eating?
roaches

Plus they mentioned train babies a few times, and if they grew up eating it they'd never really know the stigma... I get the fact that the front of the car are an allegory for rich people IRL but ffs the dude essentially built and designed a permanent shelter to weather a crazy catastrophe. He designed it so X amount of people could inhabit it, and grow. Then a bunch of retards who were likely among the same people who were mentioned as calling him crazy come along and say "free salvation please!"? Then when they DO get in, forcing the issue, the front train sees the threat and closes it off, they have a delicate system designed to carry them a set number of years, back train people immediately set about cannibalizing one another, how nice. Front train SAVES THEM AGAIN with protein blocks. Holy shit, it's a carefully planned ecosystem and he owed them nothing, out of the goodness of his heart he designed an impromptu set of food and accommodations and these random interlopers had the audacity to complain?

Fuck me I hated that ending. Retarded nig kid played by a typically shitty child actorwas left alive while all the others died and the only other survivor was kooky Asian girl cliche.

This. Evans’ character turning into a pious cuck in the end was tragic and unrealistic.

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they grew their own food, they had a fish car they harvested exactly as much as they could each year to let the rest spawn more, there was new stuff being introduced, they also ate each other early on before the order came to the rear cars

>just moving atoms around
the chemistry of life is essentially moving electrons from reduced carbon to oxygen and using the release of energy to do stuff. to reduce the carbon there needs to be an energy input. this comes from the sun or other light source. I've never seen the movie, but it doesn't really seem like hydroponics are viable on a train, as most of the train would have to be dedicated to it to sustain tens of people. maybe it is, idk, but imo the science doesn't quite check out. for reference, most of the habitable land on earth is dedicated to growing food for humans and livestock. its a movie so that part wouldn't bother me if I watched it. it'd just have to be a fun 2 hr diversion or so

Stupid premise but definitely fun to watch IF THEY USED THE WHOLE "CITIES EATING CITIES" FOR MORE THAN ONE SCENE

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I must be the only one who loves it. Even my normie family/friends just thought it was meh. Guess people don't like practical effects anymore.

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I don't dislike it because of that, OG fury road was better since miller planned it to be the end of Max (he was meant to die in it) all we got now is a weir reboot not reboot thing that will be exploited by (((((((WB))))))) for money

Fuck off nigger

Everyone I know who's seen it thought it was amazing except my girlfriend and her sister. But they're stupid assholes who only care about how intricate the plot is in a movie and don't give a single fuck about action or viscerality. So their favorite was fucking Thunderdome. I know, disgusting.

snowpiercer was surprisingly good

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You do know that there are things that turn waste products in to usable products, right? That's why you can have closed/contained environments

This movie was what made me get into politics, unironically.

practical effects don't make up for the shitty story and no reason to be Mad Max.

Should have been an original IP.

based

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I agree. It was a surprisingly good movie.

But I do concede the premise is retarded.

It was kino

Pleb filtered.

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Something can still be kino while having the dumbest premise imaginable,

truly embarrassing movie. they made the white people on elysium look evil even though we all know they didnt do anything wrong.

Zero Track maintenance due to end of world and yet the train never derails over however many decades.

Smells like Bullshit.

Blomkamp bamboozled u

baste

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Can a premise be retarded? Couldn't any movie theoretically be made worthwhile through good execution?

If we're talking about the whole movie plot, then...

Recess: Schools Out

The entire plot revolves around a teacher trying to make it always winter -- so there's no recess for kids anymore. Kids story so whatever.

It's been released for a long while now and the only milking it spawned was the game which my wild guess is it sold poorly. So... did they pull the plug? I thought they were supposed to make another one

Shut your WHORE mouth