Why is it so hot bros? It was 33 here in the UK today, how are the euros going to cope?

>tfw it was 119 heat index friday
I honestly think I sweat more beer out than I drank golfing

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birds are actually dying
i thought global warming was a meme bruv

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Don't worry, climate change isn't real and it will be cooler next year

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33 is almost freezing bro

Lmao retard American wanders into the thread, have sex

Almost no one has air conditioning in their homes here in the UK and our houses are built to keep heat in.

Is this your local bus?

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Global Warning meme was actually real.

>americans

Do they not sell window air conditioning units in the UK? They're pretty cheap here and do a decent enough job. Your houses are relatively smaller than ours too so they'd probably do a better job of cooling a whole house.

People sell them when they move all the time.

>33 here in the UK today
fucking 40 in France

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ooo lawd jesus yes white boi

it's just a hoax bro

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Didn't even notice this morning because I was still drunk/hungover but it hit me like a truck when I left the air conditioned office this afternoon

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It's always been like this, it's just that before people without air conditioning put up with it without having to know that it exists.

an airconditioner that can cool your entire house is like $200 burgerbucks

Its a falsehood to include weather that was recorded pre 1880 and use it in scientific data sets about global weather patterns to make it seem like its getting hotter.

Have sex

it's summer faggot

>europeans don't have air conditioning

Why?

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So all the pollution is just evaporating into nothing?

It's literally never been a meme and the actual outcomes have been far worse than projections from as recent as 15 years ago. But you know, blah blah liberal agenda and all the other propaganda you fell for.
>reminder that the name global warming was changed by pressure from Republicans because it sounded too serious

>M8 NO AC FER US
>OI WE GONNA JUST BURN UP IZZIT

The sorry state of the UK.

>yuropoors

Yeah, but your paying 2 grand a month electricity of you run it every day for more than 6 hours

>summer is hot
>WE MUST END CAPITALISM NOW

We aren't pussies

>why is summer so hot?

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I'm of Slavic and Celtic descent. We're just not evolved for this heat.

This

Their buildings follow a ventilation pattern in their structure that works by opening the windows in certain places. American buildings used to do this in the 1800's and early 1900's too. There are some hotels still standing that are built like that. Then air conditioning was invented and the majority of houses were built to withstand winter anyways.

its only like this for 3-4 days per year
no point in installing air conditioners everywhere if you're only gonna use them 1% of the time

>CONSUME
>DONT ASK QUESTIONS
>I NEED ANOTHER YACHT

>can't drive
>no air conditioning
>pronouncing "schedule"
Why is Europe so bizarre, bros?

Apologize

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let's accept your premise based on questionable science: what do you actually want to do? do you think the 3 billion people in india and china are going to stop burning coal because some faggot lizard is going extinct?

Did someone say that?

Bruh i live in Arizona, you will never know what true suffering is

real talk, europeans are far more likelier to have gardens with lots of trees and high vegetation or, barring that, public parks with that. these provide natural cooling. american suburbia has artificially maintained grass lawns that don't cool shit

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Most of the hot euro countries build for it. Bongland does not.

Guess it's a cultural thing. Offices and businesses usually have them but buses and the subway doesn't.

Airconditioning technology has improved from the 1970s

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hahahahaha do you even have indoor plumbing? jesus christ its 2019 and you don't even have air condHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

I guess it depends where you live in the UK. I live in the West of Scotland so we hardly ever get proper long lasting heatwaves whereas the south east of England is usually the hottest place in the UK so I can't speak for them. Where I live, it's really not worth the money for most people to have air conditioning as our summers are mild and rainy 95% of the time.

>questionable science
You sound as retarded as flat earthers do, the science isn't "questionable".

they had summers 10,000 years ago.
fuck off.

How about to save themselves from going extinct?

>Bringing up climate change only one extreme weather days instead of the actual cause for concern that is the steady rise of the global average

Stop baiting retards to act like it isn't real. Dont @ me, denierniggers

I live in oregon houses around here dont have air conditioning built in either we just use window units and take them out during winter

OI M8 U GOT A LOICENSE FER THAT AC UNIT?

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38 where I'm living in the UK...

are you going to answer my question or just bloviate like a typical liberal shithead?
zerohedge.com/article/climate-change-summary-current-science

Most windows in the UK aren't sash windows and would therefore require extensive mods to work properly

>pronouncing "schedule"
How do burgers pronounce it?

We only have like 1 month total of horrible heat in the UK so it's not worth buying actual air conditioning.

>UKs average temperature over the year is 40F
>"w-why dont you have aircon?
holy fucking brainlet

Our record in Paris was 40.4°C / 104.72°F in 1947!
Man made global warming is a scam

Imagine being a coalfag in the age of clean nuclear energy.

based retards

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>be an absolute chunky lad
>mfw getting on the underground and its fucking packed during peak hours
>sweating intensified
>keep thinking about all the fucking sweating that makes me sweat more
>have to get off the train every two stops to cool the fuck down
>get to work and have to baby wipe byself in the bathroom cause i smell like i've ran a mile

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Baito kai?

see:
At least where I live in the UK, you wouldn't need air conditioning for more than 2 weeks per year at most as the temperature rarely goes above 20 degrees.

I'm almost pure blooded snownigger and if I can survive a summer in the deep south without air conditioning then you can suck up a heat wave.
Buy an oscillating fan.

Just the other 4.5 billion years to cover.

Based

City living isn't really living

ZeroHedge is a fucking blogsite with no scientists on it and written by a comspiratard. Try again.

Fuck off. It's not hooked up to an aerial so you can haddaway an shite, cunt

When extinct creatures were alive

it was warmer 2000 years ago tho

The "sch" is the same as with school, so "skeh-jool"

Creatures go extinct all the time.

its hot
>global warming
global warming doesnt exist
>ok, its not global warming, you saw right through us.
yay. but its really fucking hot
>if you use solar energy and wind energy instead of coal energy, it will be cooler
its a trick!
>ok.

you get what you get. fuck off to alaska, its gonna be hot for a while until the fat fuck boomers die off.

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>be an absolute chunky lad
>i smell like i've ran a mile

protip: you smell like that 24/7 m8

It's like 37-40 here in eastern france help

do you think those pea-brained aliens have any sort of providence?

Yeah, by magic if we listen to you

Brainlet can't conceive of extinction events

>800,000 years ago
so 0.01 % of the history of the Earth then?

Because it's almost never hot, at least in the UK. Air conditioning units are expensive and private homes/small businesses don't shell out for them since they'd only be switched on for about two weeks per year.

Bigger shops and things have them.

Because summers didn't usually get hot enough for prolonged periods for them to be viable.
If global warming keeps up at the current pace I'm seeing a huge business developing in the next few decades, though.

Northern European houses are built to keep heat in during the winter. Southern European houses are built to keep cool in the summer

>mfw full suit and tie on the Central line in rush hour

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The answer is to reduce fossil fuels and replace dirty energy with efficient ones, like nuclear, wind and solar. I like how you didn't post any direct science. You posted a personal blog made by a Kremlin administrator.

Do you?

I live in a car. I ain't running the battery down for a bit of heat. I'll just bitch about it instead.

your nan wasn't complaining when i ate that nan bread between her bum chek

I see you can't refute any of the points made in the article so you resort to a basic ad hominem... do you ever think for yourself or just drool and nod at whatever the globalist media feeds you?

New Mexico Fag reporting in. It's been 105 here (approx 40 C) for A MONTH.

How does one cope? Fans. Lots and lots of Fans. And Air Conditioning. And Lots of iced drinks.

Oh, and wear shorts. You'll be okay, Bong

europe and north america have the ressources to adapt. better urban planning, better water management, better topsoil management mitigate the effects of climate change and directly address issues that exist regardless of the climate.

i'm not a climate alarmist but at the same time it is foolish to ignore any concerns over ecology, agriculture, water ressources, fossil energy, waste, extravagant consumerism, etc.

no i don't! and that's why it's completely asinine to think they will ever stop raping the earth. the CO2 emission is one thing but they are making parts of their country legitimately uninhabitable because they are toxic dumps

That's how I (a bong) pronounce it.

Earth is 2000 years old retard...

calm it lard boy this is your final warning

>zerohedge
>liberal shithead
Get out of your echo chamber and join the real world

>I live in a car.

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So did whitey until environmentalists told them not to. Maybe you should listen to them now.

I agree, I'm not denying that we should aim towards cleaner societies in the future but this climate change stuff from the left is completely insincere. remember that huge "green energy" thing obama ran where they flushed away likea billion dollars on his buddies?

Could be worse.
youtube.com/watch?v=4PYt0SDnrBE

Really? Everytime I hear a bong say it they say "shed-jool". Guess it's a regional thing.

Wtf you just proved climate change isn't real!!!!

just abit of bants m8 don't cry

Climate alarmism is white supremacy. It's all about ensuring the developing countries never actually develop.

you niggas gotta read Ishmael

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Yep, fuck paying some paki cunts mortgage. I'd rather suffer for now and save some cash for things that matter.

>working
why tho? the world will be over in the next decade or so..

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Why do I have to refute disinformation for? It's not even a real source, it's a fucking blog made up by a Ruskie.

>33 hot

Nigga that's one degree above freezing

>can't even name the "huge "green energy" thing obama ran"
This is your brain on conservative "news". Why does the Paris Climate Accords have 195 signatory countries? Just some liberal bullshit huh?

You can develop. But you don't need a billion people to do so.

Based astroturfing faggot

based and commendable desu

I've heard some say it one way and others say it another. I'm a Londoner so I'm kinda used to the language being bastardised by foreign/illiterate cunts.

yeah I got a bit carried away there. Good day

>Kenya is building East Africa’s first coal-fired power plant, a move that’s been criticized as backwards, unnecessary, and harmful to the health of the country’s people and environment.

>An environmental conservation lobby group has advised Kenya to go slow on investing in nuclear energy owing to the numerous high risk challenges associated with its production.

You want energy? Not so fast

washingtonpost.com/politics/specialreports/solyndra-scandal/
even left papers covered this you fucking buffoon

Do you enjoy spending all of the money you earn just to say you can live in London, when a McDonalds employee in merthyr Tydfil in wales is probably saving more money than you, with a better life?

based and redpilled

I know about Solyndra. Refute the rest of my post. Oh wait, you can't. Climate change is real and you need to wake the fuck up

Merthyr tydfil is wank, its cheap because nobody wants to live there you sheep shagger.

Not that user but most of us London cunts are saving to get out of this paki, polack and spade infested fuck hole

You think Kenya is underpopulated? Lol

They need to plant some fucking trees. Seriously, when I moved into my house first thing I did was plant a willow tree using a branch I snapped off the tree in my old garden; 4 years later it's a fully grown 12 ft tree. Great for shade.

>trusting China and India
what reality are you living in?

Not that far to Cardiff compared to the absolute trek to get to anywhere decent outside LOnDon. True it is a whithole, but the poor people there are most likely happier than the rich folk in London

What was the excuse 20 years ago?

>mfw I work nights and have to try and sleep through the day in this heat

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are you that fag posting all the retarded climate shit today

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I don't understand what this means, excuse for what? for not flushing tax money down the toilet on infelicitous "green" shit? it's another government racket

>195 Signatories
>Reduces it to 2 for convenience
Stop. Just stop. Learn about the greenhouse effect. Listen to the professionals. Thinking this is a Chinese hoax is the most brainlet response possible.

haha. True. I was just there in the spring. It's no joke

STOP WARMING THE PLANET

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What was the excuse for not doing anything about it 20 years ago? Surely you couldn't have said China and India back then.

No, and you need to get an education

Let me guess, this thread is filled to the brim with people telling you that isn't hot and the conversation includes stuff about British houses and why don't you have ACs.

There is no excuse, only politics is responsible for nothing being done

What's the excuse for all the doomsday predictions from 20 years ago failing to manifest?

>be French
>midnight
>29 degrees in my bedroom
>same temp outside so I can't do shit

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He's an incel, who requires manufactured thinking as an input to understand things he cannot himself analyse. he can't do his own research. He needs to have sex. He thinks calling the integrity of a source into question is 'ad hominem' he is literally a room temperature IQlet who has borrowed all of his thinking from headline media and shitty twitter links to blogs, hence why he gets so defensive, it triggers him because he doesn't have faculties to respond because his opinions are not his own and he knows not the heavily manipulated facts by which they were formed.

NO

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Whoah! It's almost like you probably read the entire thread! Upvoted X 100.

you guys are completely missing my point: i am not denying that the climate is changing. i am saying that the solutions that are offered are 99% of the time government swindles, and that no matter what the first world does, the third world will keep producing massive amounts of CO2 no matter what piece of paper a bunch of pencil-necked geeks sign in Brussels. this 20 years ago thing I don't understand, and also you assholes aren't even offering a solution

*yyyaaaaaaaaawwwwnn* Hmm, oh, what, was it hot today? That must have been very uncomfortable for you on your work commute.

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too many fuckin hills. even as a fit healthy kid i was knackered.

Eddie?

I want to step on that neck

No faggot. How are countries supposed to develop if they're limited to wind and solar because a little Swedish cunt said so?

>Kenya
>Nuclear safety

They live on the fucking equator.

No, but I know an Eddie who camps in the same car park. He's Romanian.

Easier to lose weight if you're sweating. Something burgers can't underatand.

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Im comfy chill in my properly built, brick house.

I feel your pain user. I'm currently in mallorca with the windows wide open and it's 31° and the house I'm staying in has no a.c.
if I die it's been a good one lads

SCORCHIO!

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It's only been 20 years I guess user

That's just another excuse to push back any action until the fossil fuels industry has extracted enough wealth

Liverpool?

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>Want to open the window
>But there is a fuckng wasp nest in the tree near it
WHY DOES LIGHT ATRACT THEM
FOR WHAT PURPOSE NATURE

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Why do they need post development populations if they are underdeveloped?

yeah that's nearly freezing what r u talking about?

Surely houses in Mallorca are designed to keep cool?

All the bugs are coming in my room

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>fucking non-whites they want to breed and develop
Climate alarmism is white supremacy.

Nah, London.

get a drone
youtube.com/watch?v=qIcDsRSilnQ

>want my window open while I sleep
>can't do it because of dickhead chavs on my street all the time

why do I have to be working class

Breeding isn't development though, it's just breeding

ATTENTION BOARD

UH, ANYONE WHO SAYS GLOBAL WARMING
OR LIBTARDS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, GET OFF THIS SITE NOW. THIS COMMUNITY IS FOR MAGA ONLY.

THANK YOU.

you know there are people in america that dont live in suburbs though. id say americans are far more likely to have a yard and tress than britain. its a small island compared to the massive continent that is america

petition the queen to turn up your AC

Get insect screen for your window

shes not hot

southern nm fag detected. get mountains.

Reminder that she can't wipe properly

They Don't have them in the uk or europe

>built to keep the heat in.

Uk is renowned for having some of the worst insulation in europe.

>or europe
yeah we do

I had my aircon working all day so I didn't notice the 38ºC outside at all.

>$49.99 post and package for internation shipping + tax

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Ew

its like 5 yuro per 1.2m on amazon.

>Time to open the window
>Swarms of flying ants are so dense this year that they are being picked up by radar as rainstorms
>Vicious little niggers crawl around your shirt and bite you

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-49023143

I guess there is a reason why so many shitskins go to UK, its their own climate.

33 is like 91-92 degrees Fahrenheit.
That’s unbearably hot.
It’s like you’re roasting alive.

33 Fahrenheit is comfy.
Your ice cream doesn’t even get soft on the way home from the store.

your think so. whoever designed this place is a madman. there are fucking radiators here

>mfw australian in england right now watching these faggots trying to cope with 30 degree 'heat'

I didn't want to believe it at first but now I am suffering. Please make the heat stop! I admit I was wrong but make it stop!

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Take the Chunnel to Spain and by an air conditioning unit there.

33 is when it cools down in afternoon here in Australia.
Try 43°C

>"Everyone should just, like, be nice to each other, man."
Truly groundbreaking

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My legs and chest are burnt to fuck lads, spent the day sat in the garden with some beers and amberleaf.

lmao europeons still haven't teched airconditioning?

there always has to be that one retard

why do bongs say sat/stood instead of sitting/standing?

>American education
what is past tense you retard

Because it's the past tense of sitting you retard

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>what is past continuous tense

you spend a day doing something, not "did" something, ya limey mong

>don't cry
oh you're one of those faggots

Comfy storms now lads lots of lightning and rain but its still warm

>be me
>third world brazilian monkey
>have air conditioning
kek what a shitshow euros are

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this burger is correct

From a fellow Brit, learn the Queen's.

>From a fellow Brit
Sure thing, yankie

Have sex

Not bad advice desu, take it or leave it

There are literally more green jobs than coal and natural gas though...

Why don't you care about the private sector? Trump could make 300k new energy jobs tomorrow, sure is odd he doesn't.

Millenial: OMG hottest summer ever and I can remember back forever. GW is actually real!

>23c today
NO MORE

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>I don't know what a scientific consensus is

I've never seen a "white" weather map colour before

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Based. Third worlders seething at the superior unit of measure.

>it's gonna be over 30 degrees for nearly an entire week
sjfkmaf

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What are some cold movies to make feel cold

Germs are also a myth. You cant see them right? More lies from the soap (((companies)))

a phrasing that scientists don't use

This, dying of heat stroke proves your courage.

An American, with a British sense of humour?

co2 warms the planet, clouds cool it

That’s great advice but literally not even what the book grasps at. Are you retarded?

>solar
>efficient

based

Based
OP it's been in-between 110-116 here with humidity, stop crying bitch.

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They do though?

Have sex

>It was 33 here in the UK today

It broke freezing? What's the problem?

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> being this much of a yank incel

wtf nobody told me there would be fucking storms
the sky is lighting up like a christmas tree down here but I can't hear any thunder

Checked

I had an idea years ago about a concept called the "Eco Wars"
basically the West goes to war with the developing world to force them to stop carbon emissions
sounds like bullshit, but at the same time, America went to war over imaginary WMDs, even after international inspectors said there were none
but the data was lost because I deleted it like a retard

I've got crazy lightning, thunder and torrential rain. Thank fuck its a bit cooler

>Not putting your tie on when you get to work then taking it off when you leave work

user, I...

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Taken at 1am

>The Virgin Celsius vs The Chad Fahrenheit

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Forgot pic

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>thunder and lightning but no rain

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Distant heavy storms with light rain where you are is maximum comfy

>33
>so hot
JAJAJAJAJAJA

>33
Fuck off subhuman

No rain personally but sitting in the dark watching the lightning show

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Things I learned ITT:
>nobody has an air conditioner in the UK
>their homes are designed to absorb heat energy
>they don't have screens on their windows either
>everyone in the UK has a garden
>the science of climate change is still settled
>celsius is still a broad, inaccurate way to gauge how hot a temperature feels
And I don't think anyone offered the OP an actual kino with his particular feel...

Blame the indians and chinese

HAHAHAHA hearing anyone talk about heat or hurricanes on here makes me laugh

Based

Its raining now

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same
southern england always gets lightning storms when we have a heatwave, any high iq individuals wanna explain why?

God is a northerner

The Day the Earth Caught Fire (1961)

>yuros actually just let themselves die to the heat

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>33
>33
>33

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Anybody else up watching the incredibly kino lightning?

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Based. Though you freeze your ass in winter.

All those refugees from North Africa won't even need to acclimate

Moved down from Chester to Bristol and witnessed first lightning storm of my life tonight, was very comfy and all the seagulls fucked off for a bit so was peaceful

>195 Signatories
>Reduces it to 2 for convenience
Those 2 are the ones that matter, besides the US, who also met the requirements without even trying. Germany failed btw.

You just put emissions tariff on them when you trade with them. The more they pollute the more the Tariff is

sorry to hear it, Struggling through a 65F winter here bro
Die Hard 3

Thats only one degree above freezing you stupid bongistani

seething muslims

>2019
>no AC

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