Are there any funny right-wing comics?

Nick Mullen

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Nick DiPaolo

Geechy Guy

He's lefty AF what are you on about...

Not right wing.

Caught this guy in Columbus, Ohio when he blasted the front row with piss.

Kevin Mooney

I was responding to , not the OP.

Sam Hyde

Donald Trump

nick mullen is a borderline communist but sometimes he says the n word and we all know that's what you mean by right wing

this but unironically. if only sam had never gotten autistic on twitter and get a show cancelled that was not only his but also his friends

Not left wing either.

For now. Once "I identify as an attack helicopter" gets old, they're finished.

He's a fraud

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Go back.

he isnt wrong

controlled opposition

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Then make another thread. The op said "right wing comics." Not "not left wing comics."

Most funny comics are right wing. They have to keep their politics in check so they don't upset their jewish masters.

if you think about it, there are probably millions of dads who tell funny jokes who are conservative. they don't chase the spotlight though

Autist

OBSESSED

You're retarded if you think making an offhand joke at a picnic once is the same as going on stage and keeping an entire audience laughing for 15 minutes. Good luck with that, kid.

Right wing comics are shit, left wing comics are shit. Maybe stop basing your entire shtick on your politics and make jokes

>Are there any funny right-wing comics?

No. Because the current strain of right-wing ideology is devoid of anything but hate, and hate is not funny.

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>the current strain of left-wing ideology is devoid of anything but hate
ftfy

Or you can the leave the thread, dumb fuck.

>haha niggers libtards trolled epic style

Ah yes, conservative """comedy"""

He's not a stand up comic, but Paul Ray Ramsey is pretty funny.

>Are there any funny right-wing comics?

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>Scapegoats
Wew.

Thank you for proving my point with the perfect response!

Conservative Victim Card:
LIBERALS...check!

HAHAHA! kys

>Reddit spacing
Ah yes, a faggot.

>Are there any funny right-wing comics?
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The real question is are there any funny left wing comics? And the answer is no.

>Ooh, look at this person. Isn't he just stooopid, racist?
Leftist 'comedy'

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looks like somebody is mad that dads have better material nowadays than professional comics do. being a comic is like being a peter pan who thinks they are too special to work for a living. and because of that they never truly suffer for their art.

what are you talking about? Hannah Gadsby is hilarious

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>EVERYTHING IS POLITICAL

Are there any funny (mainstream) comics at all would be a better question. Everything is so stale and safe right now. It is like people are pretending to be offensive, when they just really reaffirms what everyone is already thinking.

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Right. All of that awful, hateful,evil talk about affordable health care, an affordable education, a sustainable living wage, and equality for everyone.
Liberals are just spewing that hate everywhere.
What a joke you are.

>equality for everyone
Except the white man, by allah they shall be destroyed.

True, she has a rapist wit.

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Liberal comics are right wing comics, just not for reasons that they'd like

Owen Benjamin fucks his kids.

>affordable health care
>affordable education
>sustainable living wage
>equality for everyone.

he thinks the government exists to give him stuff and can change human nature.

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Mudflap McGrew

No. They only have the same unfunny shit.
>What's the deal with people who aren't white boomers?
>I hear people these days identify as attack choppers?
>"I got no problem with blacks, I got a problem with niggers" bit from 30 years ago.
>You know these kids these days they want healthcare, back in my day if we needed healthcare we went to the vet and didn't ask the gubbmint to pay for it!

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Amazin'

The Dick Show is pretty funny.

What's wrong with burning conservative views? Conservatism is economically ignorant apologia for the billionaires wrecking the economy.
>sorry, you're not allowed to disagree with conservatives
>ignore my hypocritical complaints about free speech, you evil socialist antifa nazi
>also ignore that line on the statue of liberty plaque saying "Give me your tired, your poor/Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free", fuck off we're full you tired huddled masses go back to mexico.

>human nature means we have to give billionaires never ending tax cuts and corporate welfare while ignoring healthcare and education.

Dick's boomer normalfag opinions and life advice got tiring. Even Maddox drama dosen't do it for me anymore. Stopped listening around late 2017.

Theo Von

youtube.com/watch?v=IeADqoMlxXI&t=602s

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Alex Jones makes me laugh more than most "comedy" shows I've seen in the last 5 years.

>no one posted dipaolo

444

That's a brilliant observation. I think that's 100% true. But it's the comedians job to add to the pool.

Take a guy like Bill Burr, Chappelle or Bill Cosby. There are plenty of others. They can start off on a subject, then educate the audience on it. I choose Bill because he does this all the time on his podcast. For example, he will watch a documentary, a tv show, or travel to another country, fly a chopper, read a book, w/e. And study the subject really well, condense all of the facts down to get the audience up to speed. Billy can start using that as a base for telling lots and lots of jokes. Notice, he never runs out of material. Even to the point he's THROWING very strong material away on his podcast or own radio.

While all the faggy comics cling to the same gay shit they try to pass off as material.

Hate is VERY funny if you're not a faggot.

youtu.be/KJwiNdZ5VKM?t=40m20s

Nick the Dip

Dipaolo is a good comic, age is definitely setting in though.

there's tons of funny right wing comedians they just aren't dumb enough to risk their careers. you can just assume any comic who isn't a complete SJW faggot is right wing
this guy baffles me. the style of Brit comedy where they don't even tell jokes just stories I will never understand, because there are hilarious standups and they have some GOAT comedy television

>conservatives are bound by that line despite nobody at the time using it to justify open borders

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No

I'd argue that "i'm offensive" comics are just young guys trying to be like the old guys. Or lefty comics that swear or use atheism a lot. Jim Jeffries is a huge left wing and offensive comic, and he's 100x funnier than some of the people they try to pass off as amaze-balls comedians. He's absolutely said some psychopathic shit.

Anybody just trying to say "niggers" in a routine does not exist anymore. And nobody is saying "aids + faggots" anymore. Also rape jokes, who's using rape jokes? Nobody. Also none of that is inherently right wing. Using jokes about immigrants I suppose?

The blue collar guys, likely right wing, despite being arguably hacks, are very family friendly. You will find black people that enjoy the redneck humor, even without saying "crackass crackas"

I think Dipaolo is the most well established right wing comic, who is also offensive to a degree.

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>>also ignore that line on the statue of liberty plaque saying "Give me your tired, your poor/Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free", fuck off we're full you tired huddled masses go back to mexico.
that's artistic styling you fucking mongoloid. so our laws should be based on some gay statue the french gave us, but let's rip up and throw out the constitution?

I don't know what you think "conservatism" entails but most right-wingers I know also know that the Fed/banking/housing all those markets are fucked up and rigged, but socialism is not the answer, regulation and cracking down on corruption are.

If they practiced and spent hours crafting a set, I'm sure some of them could be. As could you or I. But you can't just walk on stage an be funny for an hour with no experience and no practice. It just doesn't work like that.

Sam hyde

I love nick and think he's incredibly underrated. But I found him funnier before he became overly political. It really seems forced now, like he's trying too hard to be relevant rather than trying to just be funny.

I think he's the only one I find funny, and even then, its kind of hit or miss. Boomer tier right wing humour sucks, if it's not Murdoch Murdoch kind of edgy I won't usually laugh.

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based

he'd be funnier if he wasn't a creepy pedo

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I’ve got news for you. People are too complex to be put into something as simple as left/right.

"Sexting" is pure cringe. Never sext. If it ever gets uncovered you will look like a complete tool, and never be able to live it down.

He’s a fat kike

Comedy is an artform. People that are right leaning ideological can't into artistic thought or new think. There basically no geniuses that can look at the present and want to preserve it, in all its imperfection.

Milo is hilarious.

m s wood is great but also black listed from the ny comedy club circuit for punching some jew promoter who grabbed his dick, so he makes books instead

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agreed

Hi EmptyHero!

Dennis Miller

>Dennis Leary a long time ago

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