>Apologies Ms. Bond, the bar does not offer lean
Apologies Ms. Bond, the bar does not offer lean
>Ms. Bond, we don't accept EBT at this establishment, but we are more than willing to serve you for free.
Dumb bitch just raid the first aid kit and make some top tier medical harvard grade \_ean
hahahaha get it because she's black hahahahahahahaha racism hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
best part about this is that reddit won't steal it this time, because das rayciss
>Dear Ms. Bond, if your wig has lice in it you need only take it off and replace it with a new wig
>My apologies Ms. Bond, but berating the server due to not having...um..”purple drank” is not appropriate. May we please focus on the game?
>Ah yes, Mr. Bond, a very nice move. However, you seem to have forgotten that I kept my shares of America Corporation when you had it acquired, allowing me to reincorporate it now with extra shares.
I wish I was smart enough to make jokes
I'm sorry user I don't think you're going to make it.
>I must apologize Ms. Bond, I am not familiar with the term “keep it crack a lackin’...
>Sorry Ms Bond - clubs beat spades, as I'm sure you're well aware.
>Ms. Bond I must protest, for the grease of the fried chicken you are consuming is getting all over the cards
just steal them nigger
Oh wow, haha another thread where insecure white racists insult black people. Instead of contributing to a toxic culture that others and annihilates the innocent black bodies of millions, why not stop being towards and better yourselves. Do you people not realize that these so called "jokes" are only further internalizing the racism that kills and enslaves blacks to this day. Get educated and realize that these innocent wisecracks mean a lot more than you think.
>Ms Bond, I'm afraid this establishment does not serve that Colt 45 drink
he not today sister
>Ms. Bond in the casino we call those cards ''hearts'' and ''diamonds'' not ''bloods''
>please Ms. Bond there is no need to jump on the table and start bouncing your rear end every time you win a hand.
>No Ms. Bond I am afraid you cant substitute crack for money in that game
Be at my house by 8 nigger. Im gonna creampie your ass again
>Ms. Bond, that is clearly not a real cash bill, nor is that a president on it
>Ms. Bond, please, I can plainly see it's a kfc napkin with the colonel's image and "Twenny" written on it
Guaranteed there’s black, brown, and Asian people joking too.
>Yes, yes. Congratulations on your winning hand Ms. Bond, but would you please refrain from clapping your hands right in front of my face?
Based
>Ms. Bond, I don't believe it possible to gamble away your community housing. There is no need to be so desperate.
>Please stop bothering our bartender, Ms. Bond, we do not have any codeine cough syrup, nor can it be served as a cocktail mixer.
jews are ironically the real supremacists brainlet
>I'm sorry Ms.Bond, there's no watermelons here
>Ms. Bond you may not look at my cards, you filthy nigger.
>I'm sorry Ms. Bond, but it is against casino policy to wager your final chips on a game of NBA 2K
imagine getting triggered because black people are in a movie.
>in a movie
injected to push a social message therefore ruining the movie
No one really cares. It’s a movie.
Typical white whataboutism. Until whites as a group actually experience persecution the way they have inflicted on PoC over the last 1000 years your little meme about evil Jews are rejected. You realize that the mass shootings of Synagogues and Mosques by rich and privileged white men like you who have everything in the world is because of these lies on the internet? Twitter, reddit, Yea Forums, youtube, facebook etc are breeding grounds for all these lies that brainwash white men to go out and kill innocent people. Your joke is probably being taken seriously by an armed white man with a victim complex right now who thinks he's "oppressed" when he is the oppressor.
Imagine getting triggered at people joking and bantering between themselves on a peruvian underwater basked weaving technique sharing bulletin board
>tfw you don't get any jokes besides the watermelon and KFC ones
>Ms. Bond, I can clearly see you hiding that card in the clip of your weaves. We do not tolerate cheating in this casino.
who is this actor
>apologies ms. Bond the house does not carry [food and drink black people are known to enjoy]
Can i get an upboat reddit
Not tirggerd, this shit's just funny.
Kino line
Mads Mikkelsen
If she grew her hair out she would be qt and I wouldn't care
>I realize they are called chips, Ms. Bond, but I must point out the bar has various edibles.
>You’ve lost the bet, Miss Bond. I’m afraid your pass is revoked and now belongs to me. I shall use it liberally.
Ms. Bond calm down this instant. Nobody here is "throwing shade" at you, please behave yourself
What is a weepy liberal doing spending time browsing a website where "niggerfaggot" is a term of endearment?
>Ms Bond, stop trying to "keep it real" in the Casino
Booga,
Ooga Booga
>Apologies Ms. Bond, but simply possessing the queen of spades doesn't mean you automatically win
>Ms.Bond, while you may indeed possess black girl magic I'm afraid that the outcome of this game has not been altered
Nigger shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Nigger shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Nigger shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Nigger shark!
still laughed
>Ms. Bond, although fashionable, your mirrored sunglasses are quite revealing.
i love you niggerfaggot
>purple drank, shaken not stirred
Yep.
i dont get it, they're both black
>a couple shootings compared to 1000’s of years of in-group preference and antagonistic behavior based on suprecist ethos
no dumb fuck, jews are the real supremacists
>I'm sure they are well behaved and I'm not telling you how to raise them, but Ms. Bond, your 8, 6, 5, and 3 year old cannot run around in the casino area
>No Ms. Bond, I'm sorry but...
>I DON'T GIVE A DAM BOUT YOUR OPINION YO WHITE BOI, I DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I GODDAM WANT
>Ms. Bond, I must remind you that you're in a collective environment, and you must apply to the rules, otherwise I shall...
>YOU SHALL WAT? WHITEY SISSYBOY, THIS IS MY JUNGLE NOW. WHERE'S MY GODDAM CHICKEN?
meant for this dumb fuck
Bond is still daniel craig, 007 is a codename how many more times does this need to be explained to you low iq retards
succ on dis 7s
who's the man behind the curtain?
>Well then Ms. Bond, maybe we should do something you're more familiar with. Perhaps a game of... chicken?
Wow, you're so brave. Go say that to a proud black man in the real world. I know out there you hide behind racist hiring practices, police, fences, security guards, borders, toxic environments, and every other possible means to distance yourselves from the poor and oppressed. Someday maybe you will learn that you are a human being just like the rest of us.
Underrated
>I apologise Mr... Ms. Bond. We only have sparkling grape juice and shaking that would be pointless
AHHH BAHHH NYA BEE DAP BEE NIGGA BIXNOOD
>Quite, Ms. Bond
The more jokes like this you make the more innocent Synagogues get shot up. Jews lives are at risk and under constant threat because stupid and privileged white men lie you can't stand to lose your systemic power.
>We anticipated your arrival, Ms. Bond, and we have prepared a special meal just for you: habanero chicken confit with a grape reduction sauce, and a watermelon agua fresca.
>white savior complex
>the "n word" is almost genocide
That might explain black on black homicide though.
you aren’t a human to jews though, they’re chosen, you are not
Good.
>Apologies Ms. Bond, the casino must ask you to return the silverware inside your vagina
>Ms. Bond, stop resisting
>please stop repeating yourself
good plan, I vow to only be racist from now on, nigger.
>systemic power
google, alphabet, oracle, amazon, nearly all media conglomerates are jewish owned
I hate this meme because I do not understand most of the jokes. For people who supposedly hate blacks, you sure do know a lot about them.
based
>proud black man
No such thing.
>innocent Synagogues
huge if tru
>claims to hate something while also knowing nothing about it
well that wouldn’t work
Most Yea Forums posters are burgers or bongs, so the government has forced them to be around niggers since 1965.
HOLY SHIT I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW SOMEONE KNEW ACQUIRE EXISTED OTHER THAN ME
>funding schools locally
Nothing wrong with it.
>Once again I evade your grasp Ms Bond
what tiny isolated Europe nation are you from lil guy
why are non-whites so whiny and gay? man up you little poop-skin, you sound like a mega-bitch pussy
Vermont
Holy Christ my sides.
my fondest memory is the time i felt up an 8/10 mixed girl at a house party in high school while she was dating some fat nerd and go away with it by pretending to be way more drunk than i actually was
>i dont know anything about anyone
>and heres why thats a good thing
ok dude
>The Spy Who Mugged Me
>Coonraker
>On Her Majesty's Public Welfare
ok bernie, go get manhandled by a couple of sheboons again you big ol estrogen filled pussy
why not just get an attractive black girl I don't get it
>Never Say Nigger Again
You be sure to let the world know when you find one
That's cool and all but DESPITE
*sigh* racists need to be dragged out on the street and shot
>Judging by the name in your hoop earrings, you must be Ms. Bond.
oh come on I don't find black women attractive either generally but there's some good looking ones, she legit just looks like 2pac
BEING
pls explain
Hollywood hate queens
imagine getting triggered because other people have fun
>he thinks everybody from Vermont is a socialist
Pathetic
underrated.
y her tiddies wh*te?
Because they don't exist.
Stop feeding the trolls and stay on topic. Keep focus on denigrating Black people by referencing negative stereotypes about them, all in good fun, of course
white bois sucking all the milk
>Apologies Ms Bond but we do not serve ‘Henny Coladas’ in this establishment.
Spade = racial slur against blacks.
ok bernie "ive never interacted with a person that isn't white" bro
whatever you say, your lack of life experiences isn't a good selling point btw
horrible shop
>no black gf
FUCK I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS REEEE GB2 AFRICA FUCKING COONS
She sure grew up.
>liberally... nigger.
So no matter what you think you're racist, really gets the almonds a joggin
Why are you so pissy that I didn't get the joke and why is a racist encouraging a white person to spend more time around black people?
Don't bring Nas into this.
The more time you spen daround blacks/jews/etc the more likely you are to hate them.
>i don’t understand these jokes about black pop culture
follow ur own advice
Bingo. That's the exact moment I stopped giving a fuck - they don't care what you say or how you think or act. If your skin is white, you're a racist. The irony is incredible.
>No Ms. Bond, "OOGA BOOGA" isn't some cultural way of saying "I pass".
only good ones in the thread
>Dr. Hellnaw
Fuckin Kino
13%
>better yourselves
Good thinking, dude. You can kill much more niggers and jews while fit.
>Statistics against 007
T. Idiot contrarian. Go back to school we can't handle your edge
They're speaking the truth. You're either a whitepower true beliver or a fat nihilistic incel loser.. Either way you're pathetic.
I sat on the pyramid of white supremacy and was nearly split in two. Should I call a doctor?
Is this a joke? For sure it's not a real opinion
>You deftly avoided my hotel on Illinois Avenue, Ms. Bond. Well played. However you're about to land right on "Go to Jail". Art truly does imitate life.
Goldblinger
Why would they start acting like one? Go call a Lion a pussy faggot bet you wont.
It seems you win this time, Ms. Bond!
But I will have the upper Hand next time, you won't catch me!
>HAHAHAHAHAHA
Black so fragile. Make your own franchises, how about that?
>Quadroon of Solace
>Stolen, not store-bought
Kek
hearty kek
extremely patrician joke
this is the only good Yea Forums meme to come out of 2019
>wig
>not weave
The Liam Neeson one was okay too
if we make all memes raysis we can keep them all.
ESL faggot. A club is slang for a bat type weapon and a spade is slang for negro.
>An excellent display of stamina, Mr. Bond, but it would seem you're the last one to ejaculate
>It's an open bar, Ms. Bond, please put away the food stamps
>yes, open means 'fo free'
>You also did not shout 'Bingo!'
was that bald guy in the backround in some sort of Blacked promotional event once
>For the last time, Ms Bond, please stop referring to me as "muh nigga".
>Dat nigga wit da golden grill.
>You know, it's funny Ms. Bond, despite only winning 13% of the hands, I have 50% of the chips. But I'm sure you know all about that.
So where are you anons? As a 1st gen US citizen of Mexican heritage I would fit under Veiled Racism.
Imagine posting in a bantz thread instead of lurking for 3 years
>Sorry Ms. Bond, but I'm afraid you may not use the "Get Out Of Jail Free Card" outside of the board game.
Sorry Ms. Bond, but "I dindu nuffin" isn't an acceptable excuse for cheating
I'm veiled racism because I like racist jokes, but I'm also calls for violence because I have used the n-word on many occasions(on imageboards), ironically of course.
Fuck you
Fuck niggers
Fuck the jannies
Acquire is fucking based, friendo
my friend introduced me to it something like 2 years ago, i always try to see him now so i can play it. i still dont own it but it's one of my favorite board games.
i have a running meme with my friends that i always incorporate america first and anyone who infringes on that right gets dicked down by unending wrath
>No, Ms. Bond. Blackjack does not pertain to your baby's daddy.
>Apologies Ms. Bond, these are chips, not crackers.
>Yea Forums still not recognizing copypasta
You retards are hopeless.
just recast halle berry at this point. shes 50+ but more banging than this new bitch
>>.118511296
>/tvpol/: Yeah, it's just banter, Dayoftherope. We can make jokes on Blacks, however we can't take it.
Its symbolism for the replacement of white men in positions of power. People go to watch that in theaters and that is the message they will subliminally recieve.
>Ms Bond, salt *is* seasoning, but hot sauce isn't
>doesn’t realize how racist jews
The absolute irony. They are literal racial/ideological supremacists.
I'm getting rather tired of cards. Ms. Bond, allow me to choose the next game.
>EVERYTHING IS A PLOT TO STOP US WHITE PEOPLE
>you will never scrape her grease off with a credit card and eat it
fuuuuck dude
>yes Ms. Bond, I'm sure the Ancient Egyptians would have been very proud to have evolved into you
This but unironically
>/pol/: Jews have all the money. Why don't WE have all the money? We're WHITE. That's reason enough.
>This is a Ferengi only game, nigger.
Keith?
cry about it faggot
Its because they use their influence to kick every other race into the curb. Huh, that's the same thing they accuse white people of doing.
not an argument
nigger
you are not only a nigger, but a pathetic excuse for a human being.
Yeah, it's about money. Someone makes more than you, so you feel a certain way. Especially if they ain't white.
These threads are mostly aggregated content
Its not about money. I can be satisfied knowing someone else has a bigger house and a fancier car than me. I can't be satisfied that he uses his wealth to tell my children to reject their racial identity in favor of mindless consumerism.
It's threads like these on why we need a /tvpol/ general.
top fucking kek
Apex kek
absolutely based for playing acquire, friend. I play it once or twice a year with my dad/cousins/uncles/grandpa
How about telling your kids, not to believe everything, you fuckwit. What, is you and yor wife too fucking stupid to figure that out? "Oh golly gee, someone is saying being white is wrong!" Well guess what, whites have said the same shit to others and other races, to various degrees, ignored that shit. But what do I know? Remember, dumb kids do have dumb parents and that covers all races.
All fucking niggers must fucking hang
This one had me in tears
Under appreciated post
>reaffirming the stereotype that blacks will respond violently to the slightest provocation
Yikes! Not a good look
>DAY OF THE ROPEEEEEEEE!!
Oh you sheltered child, the only ones who hate blacks ARE the ones who unfortunately have come to know them
SHE IS 007
BOND IS A DIFFERENT CHARACTER
IDIOTS
MY GOD
>Coonraker
Nah im triggered by black people existing
Don't derail this thread with your soiboi shit, please.
>it's just a coincidence that the people living around blacks hate them but people that rarely see them want them all up in everywhere else.
You will never ever live in a majority black neighborhood given the choice
Good choice by the way, smart of you
Underrated.
>Ms Bond, please refrain from clapping when the cards in your hand match.
>Ms. Bond, if you want to keep your cover and remain unnoticed you will have to tip 15-20% at bars and restaurants instead of the usual 0%
>Ms Bond, there's no need to clean your kfc stained mouth with the table cloth.
>Yeah, don't derail this Hate Thread!
Well, I do and they don't bother me.
Its ALWAYS the same reply with you people
Now its time for the next part
What city?
lol get fukt
>Ms. Bond, there is nothing in the official Scrabble rulebook saying white players cannot play the N-word
New York
I sure love racism on TELEVISION & FILM.
>muh safe space
>How about telling your kids, not to believe everything, you fuckwit
Kids don't fucking listen to their parents. The education system molds their minds for them. In many countries its illegal to homeschool children for this exact reason.
Me too
>Says the /pol/faggot who feels they can shit up everything just because.
i'll have chicken, fried not grilled
>You weren't supposed to take my words literally when I said my equipment makes the agent's job so easy a monkey could do it
Im actually from Yea Forums
go back to plebbit then
We're laughing here
>Mad because his board gets rid of /pol/shit, comes to Yea Forums
>Tells others "muh safe space"
>Ms. Bond, you don't need to get anxious everytime a security guard pass you by
wow can you like not swear? that toxicity really isnt necessary?
Whats it like being regarded as a shit eater
She won't be bond..She'll be the new 007, James Bond is still in the movie.
Touched a nerve?
Stealing a job?
Listen, they just to want to have a Hate Thread because black people exist. I kinda wish a jewish girl got the part to make them really seethe.
It's because they are rewriting a character to be a nigger for no reason than 'INCLUSSSION'
Rewrite hitler to be a nigger instead
I enjoy /l/ on Yea Forums and /pol/ on Yea Forums
Its a good time
trannys get out
kek
except they are not. She's just to become the new 007. James Bond is still in the movie. He'll be the star with her most likely chasing after him.
>The more jokes like this you make the more innocent Synagogues get shot up.
if only it were that easy
The Brotherhood stands strong.
kek
So the point is:
>Yea Forums-/pol/ Safe Space
She is not James Bond. Listen, we'd respect you more if you start the thread, "We hate black people in our media"
Yea Forums niggers manage to keep their board clean though
sorry but nigger girl isn't going to be the next 007
See whenever there's an asshole saying "/pol/ boogieman", remember that Yea Forums loves /pol/shit.
>woman being a secret agent
What's next? Wheelchair tranny bond, with his arch nemesis Stairs McBiologyBook?
heh
>In Her Majesty's Public Housing
>No, Ms. Bond...I EXPECT YOU TO SWIM!
all niggers should die, instead we're promoting them in movies. absolute degenerate
Based and no-flight list pilled
>You Only Get Out As a Felon Twice
>The Man With The Stolen TV
>CrackFinger
>The Welfare Check Is Not Enough
>Not Working Is Forever
>The Deadbeat Man Who Impregnated My Mother
We certainly can't stop responding to it whenever it's posted.
>Straight Out Of Compton With Love
>Goldrims
>Until we meet next time Ms. Bond HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I cant breath
>The more jokes like this you make the more “innocent” Synagogues get shot up
A man can hope
>This Thread
>The more jokes like this you make the more innocent Synagogues get shot up
HANS
POST MORE JOKES LIKE THIS!!!!
>JEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEW
Sure, pal. It's also the Jews fault why you can't get laid.
It certainly has made our more reddit elements seethe
Why does it max at 12
>here's your new bond car bro
>posting incel on Yea Forums
buddy come on
No, it's their fault my civilization has been subverted and sabotaged and surrendered to third worlders. Easy pussy is the silver lining of the degeneracy they brought, but it's not worth all the problems.
K F C
fried
not grilled
James Bond and 007 are synonymous in popular culture. The message is clear. White man stepping down, black woman stepping up.
>He disagree so it's Le Soi!!!! This wojak will fix him, boy howdy! I may even use a Pepe next!!
I'll be here all week!
>Alright, Ms. Bond, you win. You can take your earnings and leave, or... *pulls out a pair of jordans* we can play one last hand, winner take all.
no, this is
Not my problem Eurocuck. You're just mad your shit soccer team didn't win FIFA.
>Ms. Bond, we don't accept cars of that type in our garage.
I can assure you that you do not live in a majority black area
implying Ba Boon would not crash the Casino with her whole entourage
The left cant meme
Guess who is going to play the bad guy
there's been different bonds. It's a code name. Christ, guy.
>trying this hard
I know it’s only one frame of an entire scene, but in the old bond movies, there would be tons of people all around the dude. Now it’s just like, two people
And all racists should be shot but you don't see me complaining do you?
No there hasn't
Skyfall confirmed that retarded fan theory was false, idiot
Actually I see you whinging all over the thread
Nah this is the new Bond car.
Harlem, shit for brains.
lol u mad
>Ms. Bond, I've taken the liberty of making some minor modifications to your service firearm. I think you'll find it more familiar for you to operate in this configuration. The liquid inside this Colt 45 is high explosive, and these Black and Milds are the detonators. And 007, please do try to return the equipment in once piece.
KEK
>Leftleftleftleftleft!
If it ain't the Left, it's the Jews. And other boogiemen, /pol/ fuck?
>Guess who is going to play the bad guy
The Police?
The repo man?
Child Welfare?
Any Teacher ever?
Planned Parenthood 35 years before the movie takes place?
Water deeper than 6ft?
Watermelon Tycoon?
Person who puts The Club on basketball hoops?
A Book?
Any other black guy?
This Hate Thread has to go.
Nice work, all the tourists came out in spades.
>Hello, Ms. Bond. Welcome. Do you like the ehtnostate? My grandmother had an ethnostate. Nothing to boast of. You could walk around it in an hour, but still it was, it was a paradise for us. One summer, we went for a visit and discovered the place had been infested with negroes. They'd come on a trading boat and gorged themselves on junk food and Fanta. So how do you get negroes out of an ethnostate? Hmm? My grandmother showed me. We buried a giant bucket of KFC and hinged the lid. Then we wired some chicken to the lid as bait and the negroes would come for the chicken and... they would fall into the bucket. And after a month, you have trapped all the negroes, but what do you do then? Throw the bucket into the ocean? Burn it? No. You just leave it and they begin to get hungry. And one by one...
> they start eating each other until there are only two left. The two survivors. And then what? Do you kill them? No. Statistically speaking, they both have AIDS by now. Probably herpes too. Might as well let nature take its course.
genocide niggers
yeah that was the joke you got it
now go ruin a different board with your incessant whining
>all these guys replying to bait
Sounds like you love sucking dick too
no one cares bruh shut the fuck up
just because you say stuff doesn't make it true. You can say that each brick supports the others and making racist jokes causes internalized racism but that doesn't make it true. Like, just for example, since the entire point of humor is sometimes how outlandishly false it is (which is often the case with 'offensive' humor) its entirely possible that racist jokes may sometimes reinforce anti-racist ideals in an individual. But thats not the point. The point is I'm talking out my ass and and just because it sounds plausible doesn't make it any more true or false than some pyramid concept or subconscious bias or whatever you or someone else came up with. If you're simplifying human behavior this much, you're probably getting it wrong somewhere.
imagine being triggered when black people aren't in a movie. that seems pathetic too doesn't it?
>DAY! OF! THE! ROPE!
>SAVE ME FROM A JEEEEWWWWWWWWW!
>DAY OF THE ROPEEEEEEEE!
>SAVE ME FROM BROWNS & GAYS TOOOOOOOO!!
>/pol/tard shits pants & cries
your obsession with blacks is fucking creepy
ok so this is bait right? no one actually thinks this way...right?
Who's going to do the opening song on this one?
travis scott ft. the weeknd
And /pol/'s obsession with Jews fucking isn't?!
Who let the dogs out- baha men
My sides
/tvpol/'s tears & whining
for
>Wakanda is forevuh
>Licence to Bling
>GoldenGrill
>TrayvonFall
>/pol/fall
>Nazis are enough
>The Klan is not Forever
>Licence To Hate
@118519089
Ah I see what they mean by the left can't meme now
>The Man Who Dindu Nuffin
>Triggerfinger
>From the Traphouse With Love
They're so cute though