/lig/ - Love Island General

On the surface you might think Jordan is a dickhead for trying to move on from Anna two days after asking her to be his girlfriend

I too, would think that if I was a simple minded barbarian.

However, I am an intellectual and I realize that Jordan is carrying out a well-planned sacrifice for the girl he loves, Anna.

After coming in the bottom 3, three times in a row he has figured out that’s it not him the public hates, its Anna. Jordan knows Anna’s fragile ego would not be able to take this abuse on the outside.

But he also understands that there is an emotion stronger than hate, sympathy.

Jordan has purposely tanked his relationship with Anna and absorbed all of the hate, so she can come out to a hero’s welcome.

He is not just a hero, he is a dark knight.

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lig my balls bitch

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What happened last ep? Give me a quick rundown?

OPs meme-theory aside, terrible strategy from Jordan here

>50k is completely unimportant relative to the lucrative brand-deal revenue you can secure as a popular contestant
>Anna is fitter than India
>India is a page 3 slapper
>public will loathe him for this ruining his chances at winning and seriously damaging his post-island 'brand'

he dun goofed

Fuck off with this foul shit, you are all the lowest common denominators

>Anna is fitter than India
Stopped reading here

>Anna is fit
Stick to Keeping Up with the Kardashians la

Bruh...

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ffs why are there two threads, one of you do the honorauble thing and delete

For the franfags here twitter.com/LoveIsland/status/1153696270885634048

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my queen

Pretty nice tummy

shes so sweet, I love her. criminally underrated

Op you are a gigantic faggot and just copy pasted this from leddit of all places

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Posting from work, anyone else?

>3 fucking threads tonight

I've been on holiday for 5 days lads, what have I missed?

nice girl, prob good gf material
Anna, Maura and Amber brought the drama though and that's what these who's thrive on

>he works

fuck off

Don't you fucking dare respond to him

How do you know he did that unless you're on reddit yourself?

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reminder jordan twice snitched on other lads
that guy who was with irish girl who told him she was over the top
and anton giving "his number" to the shop lady

u the trap?
asking for a friend

where's 190

Exactly, no sympathy for the gap toothed prick

Season getting boring

>SEETHING

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where'd you go mate

>getting

What's Jordan's endgame?

Harley was alright until that for me
Nutter

not a single genuine couple in there

>Anna is fitter than India
Wrong.

>there are brain-dead fucks that actually watch this shit posting on Yea Forums

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maura and curtis

Just went camping for a week with a bunch of mistresses, subs, naturists, trannys and degenerates

AMA

anna looks like a clown

Reminder to filter out fat sweaty desperate nonces my brothers.
We only have a few threads left this year! Let's make them good. That means:
>filter the nonce
>do not reply to the nonce
>don't even reply to the nonce to call him a nonce

Also FUCK ANNA

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Berlin pal

lig my balls

lol curtis is clearly gay

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Maura is the only mildly good fit one there. And two show how shit it is. Harleys second lads.

which of the aforementioned are you?

C H I L D I S H

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nice try nonce

V A P I D
A
P
I
D

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Curtis is as bent as a 9 bob note

I feel like Jordan is a little bitch irl. Acts like a big cunt in this house but you wouldn't see chadam snitching on other lads unless it was specifically to move in on their birds, which jordan clearly isn't

Rip

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Why didn't you do the world a favour and kill them all?

190cm master race is out shagging

>forgets about india

how they didnt get india in there from the start ffs

Who's the nonce?

Fuck me Anton and Belle are boring cunts

Anton and Belle getting faker by the day

Surely this bloke is the ugliest on the show?? tragic orangutan smile

Half Term isn’t it

Sexual entrepreneur cashing in on a bunch of mentally ill and depressed women to fulfil my degenerate fantasies? I am a "Dom" if being a dom means getting two women to do a abduction rape roleplay scene where I got to fulfil a rape fantasy

kek, yes it's shit but it's fun to mock. no one takes it seriously ...

lel

mollys clinging to the obvs winner

Fuck I was on the other (dead) thread. Don't leave me alone /lig/gers.

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What did her morse code say?

>meanwhile he is a model and you're seething

fuck india that fake 29 BMI slapper shes a pig.

oh the poor child ..... someone call the rozzers

Exactly

when will tommy start balding? or is that from your mother’s side?

Tommy is such a dull prick. Stop gushing you embarrassing clown

>I must be a stupid man
Hmmm

>meanwhile Yea Forums wondering if they can watch

...

How are you coping with the heat lads? I'm cracking open a cold, crisp Thatchers. There's no better refreshment on a sweltering summer night

LADS, TURN ON BBC! AMY JUMPED OFF THE CLIFFS OF DOVER!

Tommy watching you on this show you clearly are a stupid man just like your brother

Reckon on the meet the parents episode we will get to see Tommys mum or just big john fury?

Imagine Iain Stirling pitching his little comments to the producers and them fake laughing along, assured that someone, somewhere actually finds him funny

fuck me mate that sounds lovely where can i grab one of those???

I'm gonna crack open an ice cold Old Mount Cider(tm)

found the nonce ... fuck off & kys

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Fuck off Anna you fat poundland Kardashian slag

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JUST GET TO THE FUCKING ARGUMENT I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ALL THESE BORING FUCKS

WHY WON’T CURTIS COME OUT

Wonder what she looked like pre-enhancement

From all good retailers, but remember - always drink responsibly

big mamma fury's gash must be a mile wide birthing those monsters

Kitty just killed a baby bird in my garden

Geoff Norcott is an absolute weapon like. Middle class nonce who LARPs as a salt of the earth working class good old lad, hates identity politics but only gets on TV due to advertising himself as 'the only openly Tory comedian'. Prick!

Jesus, lad. WTF is that.

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Meanwhile, i’m In America for modeling work. You fell right into my trap you fat mongrel

can't win 50k that way fren

>Michael! Kill Greg's grandmother so I can escape!

Appartnely Greg has had to go home because of a death in the family

haha yeah say 6 foot 7 again YASSSSSS nailed it

>wins 50 grand on this show
>sells his coming out story to The Sun for another 50 grand afterwards
Stop thinking small time

Never heard of him. Here's a tip, only watch TV for specific programmes, then turn if off, no more than a few hours a week.

>People wonder why he would go from that slob to this

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>For me, it's the Meme Queen.

Dearly hope neither anton or tommy's couples win... or any of them actually. I want Chris to win.

Proper peng t b h

>literally didn't even notice
see ya mini-macgregor

who is that fat cunt Gemma Collins anyway?

Only temporarily to go to his grandma's funeral

another hunger strike?

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He's on BBC2 right now, caught a flick of his stupid cockney mug when I was flicking didn't I

hahahahahaha

Rumour has it, if you say 180 three times in a mirror and spin around. He'll nonce yer adolescent cousin.

The meme queen. Don't you hear?

>ovie btfo again
jordan is out of control!

P A I N A L
A
I
N
A
L

Jordan getting that hot head outta there

EGO

Fucking hell, did they run out of potatoes again?

Lads, mixed or black?

who cares

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>copying Curtis to break Anna and make her leave

this chest India has equipped is OP

GAME TIME

For each question you need to pick 1 or 2 and state your reasons

Would you rather
1.Be tall but have a 5 inch penis
2.be a manlet but have a massive, perfect sized for women penis

Would you blow your dad if the girl of your dreams fell in love with you
1. Yes
2. No

Would you rather
1. Be chubby forever but be handsome
2. Have a ripped body but an ugly face

Would you beat a child to death with your barehands for a million pounds and no one will find out, a billion if you get no guarantee of not getting caught
1. Yes
2. No

mixed. Black girls are usually disgusting

india is a glamour model

>jordan sees he's been in bottom 3 multiple times
>figures it's due to anna's terrible personality
>spoilers: he's right
>knows he won't win with anna
>makes last ditch effort to stay relevant with couple swap
Maybe he's less of a brainlet than I previously thought

Mixed

Why did zoomers ruin lads mags?

Hardcore porn has rocked society to the core, chronic masturbation is at an all time high.

Take me back to wholesome birds with their chebs out, and articles on why Jezza knows what he's on about when he says the Ferrari Testarossa is an all time classic design of Italian engineering.

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I'd love it if they ask Curtis if he's a bender on the lie detector

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Based

gay

Kimono folded 100 times

True nippon spirit

No lie detectors because of Jezza

GAY AS A MAYPOLE

jordan with the batnz

>Is she all talk?

>1 - nothing is worse than manletism
>2 - no homo
>2 - I'd kill myself if I was chubby forever
>2 - I figure I'd be tempted but ultimately bottle it

>maura literally trying to make curtis into the man that she would rather have

fakest couple going and curtis is gay btw

>pulling Maura in the same hot tub he got together with Amy in
Based

LET'S DANCE TO JOY DIVISION

Black

fucking fuming over that. The best part of the show.

Why'd they axe Jezza because of some twat that couldn't hack he lied

True. remember when i was little used to just wank to the tits in my cricket almanack. dont ask why they were there

d-did they fug?

Seriously? Fucking twat committing suicide ruined it, the lie detector is the highlight of the last week

8 months after the show ends curtis will come out as bi
just you watch

Did she moan??

The highlight will be Big John Fury coming in you queer

>FANNYTASTIC

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Fucks sake

Before or after lads?

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I just took a dump, did they shag? and 'fannytastic' are fucking kidding me

Molly not so bad without makeup

Underwear section of the Littlewoods catalogue for me

STOP

fannytasic

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they shdnt even have been using it on jezza in first place. not enough evidence is reliable enough. cant be used in court or anything.

Fucking hell I once knew a slag that looked exactly like her in 2019, same everything she even had that chav haircut

See now she thinks she's in the right because you've apologised Chris

This season has been a complete waste of time.

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its crazy how so many people here find her attractive

Cheers Geoff

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Yeah but it's funny

>cute in both

Based Jordan

Phwoar before love me a chav

oh my fucking days no

NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOO

>This bitch singing Danny Boy

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this

What have I missed lads

The test was 90something percent accurate and if loads of people that take it then admit after the show that the test was right, then that sounds like enough evidence

Twitter gonna lynch Jordan desu

Jordan is going to crash this coupling with no survivors

For FUCK's sake

Someone make a new thread

FUCK SAKE SHE SHOULDN’T BE ALLOWED TO BREED

B-but he's blacker than either of the girls involved

Lads, would you trade in thicc Amber for breast of the rest Lucie?

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It’s a crisp 29.5 degrees in my apartment lads

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Honestly this show is clearly staged, if this was real Tommy would have every villa under his control and he fucks a new one every day and makes the lads fight for his enjoyment

i really doubt that any lie detector can get 90% accuracy

An understanding of the laws relating to sexual offences

Lucie had better chebs anyway

>pussy literally dripping

>jordan fucks up ovie's couple
>clears the way for BANTON to win
What a fucking bro

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fucking same mate

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I would sacrifice Amber to an aztec god just to have lucie fart infront of me and giggle

Source pls.

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Curtis would distract him with a riddle and the other lads could take him down easy. His entire boxing record is 2 wins against bums.

Warm as anything lads.

Also I must've been under a rock to not know Dr Death had a youtube channel

youtube.com/watch?v=oUmU4m8qvKE

Might have to sleep on the sofa tonight, it's at least 5 degrees hotter upstairs, fucking horrible

>he doesn't know the formula
(sex + skin-tone*3 + parent's tax bracket + disability^2)*sexual orientation = oppression score

Anna trumps Jordan on account of sex and apparent socio-economic background

>tinks tommy aint winnin

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>maura sarcastically saying wow
lmfao

He has only fought twice you moron, should he have made his boxing debut against Derek Chisora you sperg?

how many days left lads?

>not even spent a minute with him
>shared a bed

fuark

she did behave like a child though, bit irritating

Yeah if he wasn't a fookin pussy.

anna is the definition of bod fuck

Only a mere 25 degrees in Notts.

Uuuunlucky Londoncucks

Anna you’re a clapped bitch

Stay in your lane

>this cunt
>I'm focused on him being there
>he's not focused on me being here
does that even make sense?

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Lads some whore literally used the "white male patriarchy" line infront of me and I allowed it because I wanted to get laid. This is our future lads

Thought Lucie had good banter but her Instagram captions are fucking cringe

Jordan sniffing Curtis balls?

remember anna dropped jordan for ovie
this is him getting his own back

Anna got that fertility-physique, but she's also a blockhead / fathead

CRASH THIS PLANE WITH NO SURVIVORS JORDAN

The bar that always appeared on the bottom of the show when Jezza was about to reveal the results.

>gonna be 38 on thursday

The only fight you have ever had in your life is when your sister caught you wearing her underwear you queer

we'll do anything for sex, thus we are fucked

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>he drives a C63
GAS GAS GAS I'VE GOTTA STEP ON THE GAS

Why the fuck these dickheads leaving mayo out on 40 degree heat

What's his name?

>putting an empty box back in freezer
he's a bad egg

yeh thats right jordan
blame anna

someone should drop a cartoon anvil on Anna's big fat disgusting head

pathetic

It's fine, just redress things by shouting "the wage gap doesn't exist" as you spunk on her face

>tfw I would have done the same
it feels bad lad, maybe should get a gf so I can just tell her to shut up

there was one left

That Farah sweatshirt is actually peng

*Teleports behind you and donkey punches you to death*
Heh, not the only one now. BITCH!

Anna you’re a clapped slag

that’s why he’s avoiding you

lmao she deserves it at this point

>a relationship isn't always fun

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Wtf is going on with Jordan's knee?

You think that bar is scientifically legit on some daytime reality show geared at people with 70IQ?

Honestly just drop her
Do people honestly let people shout at them like this irl?

Anna eternally btfo. You just love to see it

t. Jordan
The jig's up mate

molly maes loving watching this

Based Jordan

this is faker than the fake number to the cashier episode

>state of Anna
how will iranians ever recover?

WHY YU SCREEAMIN N SHOUTIN FO

Hahahahahahahahahah fuck off anna you absolute fucking wanker

Jordan is a shit
But I hate Anna more so it's cool this time

age difference showing. She a moody bint, BUT he is being an insecure child desu

>quick, rush to them so you can get your screen time
obvious cunts are obvious

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Fuck Anna

no i dont think it is
jordan is all ego he wants to show he can get india

revoked man status

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>he doesn't know he wants her to go nuclear and end it

These bitches are such enablers, fuck sake.

Its horrible lads, even worse I tried to move the topic onto America being the land of opportunity for jobs and her fat friend said "It is if you are a white male"

>inserttankerjokehere.jpg

michael 2.0

HAHAHAHAHAHA ANNA GHETTO SIDE

he's doing in it in a terrible way if he has any desire to win the 50k

Ovie gonna cuck him anyway

Hahahahahahahaha she’s turning into a roadman

>this is the bitch jordan fought for

u wot bruv

>"Hey Anna, remember when you ditched me for Ovie?"
>"This whole thing has been a ruse to get back at you, I'm off with the page 3 model"
>"Fat slag"

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looks like Obama was a white male then

what about a show where the lads banter and shag different slags every night, we'll call it Lad Island

I just wanee a titty why they no show titty?

Better have smashed it lad

say ive got a text
say ive got a teext

he's probably doing what he's used to to get girls to break up with him not noticing how bad he's coming off

PRAISE VOXI

oooh drama

how many stds does flack have

No lad

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Business idea: put the Trivago bird in the villa

The exception proves the rule. user's fat friend is truly based and breadpilled

jordan will have no chance with india after he becomes enemy number one in the house

Very few since she only fucks kids.

apparently flack blanked that essex girl with the big eyes on the after show the other night becus she called her a peado on twitter in the past and it came out

battletoads was filmed on location under her dress

>Unironically talking to a woman

Fucking hell, what have you done lad

Twitter convinced that Jordan is gaslighting Anna

Think the fact that the adverts are covered in female fashion girls with hot models just shows love island is designed entirely to make young women feel insecure.

Fran is so pretty

twitter loves a buzzword

>baiting this hard
you need to make it more subtle if you want us to bite

Franny was based.

feel like shit just want arabella back x

Bro.

>Boohoo
>Nastygal
>Isawitfirst

which girls and why?

Nah only the Nastygal advert has model tier girl

The other adverts have tacky club slag tier girls

Why the fuck is anna in bed with shades

>roastie's SEETHING
>NO Tyrone did this to me too

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My penis is 5.4 inches and gives me anxiety with wonen even though its really thick

Jordan has been the Chadam we've been waiting for.

Chadan

I'M COMING OWT. Nobody looks like THAT. It's just a lot of CHAT

>YOU LOOK LIKE WALTER WHITE

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didnt even recognise india without makeup
nastygal desu

Good banter lads

How long before they put a tranny in?

when do they inject them with sodium pentothal?

that was Danny

go home anna

Refer to:

nastygal lad, she is lookin peng

gargle it all u fookin SLAG

imagine maura with a cute dick telling you to suck it

They are called transgender you rude fucker

Lads, do you think Anna will go back to being a Pharmacist after this?

Harley has a smashing body

Would smash after 3 VKs

Unironically a series with a fully pan cast would be based

so fake

yup. topless

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You might be a dirty fucking nonce but you're definitely right.

lol ovvie is so arrogant. thinks hes some multimillionair nba pimp

Where's Greg boys? What did Michael's soul do to his nan?

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Literally the only way this relationship could end without Anna screaming her lungs out is if she died.

based OC poster

YOU ARE THE WIND BENEATH /LIG/'s WINGS .....

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Scumbag Curtis about to sell him out.

They did something like that on channel 4 a while back, it was a load of various elements of lgbtqia+#&bbq and a straight lad from Barnsley. It kicked off because a "bloke" got off with someone without telling them that he was a woman who had undergone a strapadictomy

Ovie is so fucking funny.

No time for any of this shit.

Curtis, the devil's advocate

reminder jordan sold out Tom

Ovie is one weird cunt

Curtis out here pulling strings

WHAT COMES AROUND GOES AROUND

All part of the game plan

snitch on him curtis!!!

Curtis you squealing little bitch

Instantly

karmas a bitch ahahahaha

Maura is very good with her facial gestures 2bf

Curtis is a fucking rat prick.

Curtis tells Maura immediately and makes no intervention as she walks off to tell everyone lmao

sneaky cunt

>jordan getting snitched on for a change
based

maura got him pegged

>so it's called gossip!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Curtis giggling with excitement at what he is doing to Jordan

Based or Cringe?

Curtis LOVES playing games. gay psychotwat

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Curtis the type of nigga to borrow your doo rag and wipe his dick with it before giving it back

Why does anyone still trust anyone anymore with these deep secrets. No way this isn't scripted as fuck

What is it with these pussy boys always fucking snaking out their boys PRIVATE BUSINESS SAID IN CONFIDENCE TO FUCKING WOMEN

>maura got him pegged
haha imagine that terrible haha

Why the fuck wouldn't Jordan speak to Anna first?

cringe

the chubby prick LIVES for Heat Magazine style gossip.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

based and cringe

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hard cringe from me

>LAD CODE BROKEN

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

5 minutes left lads

;-;

India not having this lmao

NOT A CHAT

Curtis mask slipping

>I'm pissed off with you
Curtis is kek

Maura is the cunt here not curtis

M-mate?

his dream all along

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slags gone nuclear

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Danny, Michael, Jordan

The lightskin demon is running foul

It makes no sense. NONE

N U C L E A R

RIP

SHE

I'm TRANS

>mate....

CURTIS, THE RAT.
SCREWING THE CITY BOYZ.

>mate?

Blow
The
Fuck
Out

the jig is up, run Jordan run

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

tbf lads i wdnt mind a blowie from anna and spunking on her lips and in her gob

>Molly Mae getting in the shot for no reason

Amber is a fucking cunt

ON THE ROPES

Pretty based from Anna and she has a point

JORDAN BTFO

Here comes the inner north London from Anna

Hope she bottles him

Annas true personality coming out

>this CUNT

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Press F for Jordan lads

F

Anna BTFOing herself

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Mr. Lova-Lovah

Are you that idiot?

Her Indian is coming out now

old OC becomes relevant again

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BASED OVIE PULLING HIS TING OUT THE FRAY

fair play and godspeed.

F

CAR CRASH TELE

Curtis you've stitched him right up mate

Jordan vs the slag alliance could have saved the series

Is ovvie like high? does he actually fuckin know whats happenin lmao?
kek gregg laughing

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LADS! GREG IS BACK! WTF!!

Finally an argument in this series..

Shame it happened too late to save the season

this is twitter's wet dream, hoes beating a nigger to death

jordan is so based

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that is exactly what Jordan told Maura about Tom
NUCLEAR FULL CIRCLE

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Reminder Anna got away scot free snaking jordan for ovie

OH DEAR OH DEAR

We need Sherrif to ride in there

Vote for Jordan and Anna lads!

nobody from the boys backed him up

sad day

joordan and aanna
kek

he deserved it then

Curtis orchestrated the whole thing to knock people out so he can win

reminder: Jordan tried the same thing with Jourdan and got pied

not taking Anna's side, but that's not really comparable.
still enjoyed it though, FUCK ANNA

Shill for Jordan and Anna lads we need jordan in to fight the slags the other lads are too cucked

Jordan snaked Tom by telling mauraa

Now Curtis has snaked Jordan

ahhh that was kino

coz they know he was in the wrong towards Anna, and towards Ovie

Plus Curtis, his only real ally remaining, had just snaked him so felt awkward

Because he's a sneaky little rat cunt and they know it.

Vote for /ourguy/ Anton lads

Who is the favourite couple atm? guessing molly mae and tommy

Of course

Are /our/ City Boyz up or down on the score sheet after that one?

because they didn't feel like get shouted at by the slag clique

Vote for Chris.

Murtis

Amber Gregg probably

Done

EXCLUSIVE Jordan ‘forced’ to instigate romance with India after #LoveIsland bosses tell him girlfriend Anna is too ‘unpopular to win’

LADS OH NO NONONONO

nah, need Belle out of business

>No wonder you've had 1 relationship and fucked 100 girls

Women think this is an insult.

The girls are shit mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/love-islands-francesca-slams-hostile-18684069

it is desu

one-night stands are not fulfilling

And a relationship with that 6'9 whore is?

that wasn't the point of the insult you half-wit

>Anton's the Kid with No Game
>Ovie's the Pied Man of North London Town

No, I understood. Just wanted to call her that.

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She deserved better. Nice girl.