On the surface you might think Jordan is a dickhead for trying to move on from Anna two days after asking her to be his girlfriend
I too, would think that if I was a simple minded barbarian.
However, I am an intellectual and I realize that Jordan is carrying out a well-planned sacrifice for the girl he loves, Anna.
After coming in the bottom 3, three times in a row he has figured out that’s it not him the public hates, its Anna. Jordan knows Anna’s fragile ego would not be able to take this abuse on the outside.
But he also understands that there is an emotion stronger than hate, sympathy.
Jordan has purposely tanked his relationship with Anna and absorbed all of the hate, so she can come out to a hero’s welcome.
OPs meme-theory aside, terrible strategy from Jordan here
>50k is completely unimportant relative to the lucrative brand-deal revenue you can secure as a popular contestant >Anna is fitter than India >India is a page 3 slapper >public will loathe him for this ruining his chances at winning and seriously damaging his post-island 'brand'
he dun goofed
Ryder Cox
Fuck off with this foul shit, you are all the lowest common denominators
Brayden Adams
>Anna is fitter than India Stopped reading here
William Moore
>Anna is fit Stick to Keeping Up with the Kardashians la
reminder jordan twice snitched on other lads that guy who was with irish girl who told him she was over the top and anton giving "his number" to the shop lady
Just went camping for a week with a bunch of mistresses, subs, naturists, trannys and degenerates
AMA
David Roberts
anna looks like a clown
Easton Powell
Reminder to filter out fat sweaty desperate nonces my brothers. We only have a few threads left this year! Let's make them good. That means: >filter the nonce >do not reply to the nonce >don't even reply to the nonce to call him a nonce
I feel like Jordan is a little bitch irl. Acts like a big cunt in this house but you wouldn't see chadam snitching on other lads unless it was specifically to move in on their birds, which jordan clearly isn't
Why didn't you do the world a favour and kill them all?
Daniel Harris
190cm master race is out shagging
Parker Jenkins
>forgets about india
Benjamin Collins
how they didnt get india in there from the start ffs
Carson Robinson
Who's the nonce?
Brayden Miller
Fuck me Anton and Belle are boring cunts
Chase Rivera
Anton and Belle getting faker by the day
Camden Walker
Surely this bloke is the ugliest on the show?? tragic orangutan smile
Jayden Gomez
Half Term isn’t it
Bentley Richardson
Sexual entrepreneur cashing in on a bunch of mentally ill and depressed women to fulfil my degenerate fantasies? I am a "Dom" if being a dom means getting two women to do a abduction rape roleplay scene where I got to fulfil a rape fantasy
John Bell
kek, yes it's shit but it's fun to mock. no one takes it seriously ...
Hunter Hall
lel
Landon Parker
mollys clinging to the obvs winner
Joshua Howard
Fuck I was on the other (dead) thread. Don't leave me alone /lig/gers.
when will tommy start balding? or is that from your mother’s side?
Eli Campbell
Tommy is such a dull prick. Stop gushing you embarrassing clown
Jace Miller
>I must be a stupid man Hmmm
Sebastian Rogers
>meanwhile Yea Forums wondering if they can watch
Cameron Parker
...
Ryder Bell
How are you coping with the heat lads? I'm cracking open a cold, crisp Thatchers. There's no better refreshment on a sweltering summer night
Gabriel Richardson
LADS, TURN ON BBC! AMY JUMPED OFF THE CLIFFS OF DOVER!
Julian Cox
Tommy watching you on this show you clearly are a stupid man just like your brother
Austin Davis
Reckon on the meet the parents episode we will get to see Tommys mum or just big john fury?
Asher Moore
Imagine Iain Stirling pitching his little comments to the producers and them fake laughing along, assured that someone, somewhere actually finds him funny
Aiden Garcia
fuck me mate that sounds lovely where can i grab one of those???
William Morris
I'm gonna crack open an ice cold Old Mount Cider(tm)
JUST GET TO THE FUCKING ARGUMENT I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ALL THESE BORING FUCKS
Aiden Wilson
WHY WON’T CURTIS COME OUT
Kevin Hernandez
Wonder what she looked like pre-enhancement
Logan Roberts
From all good retailers, but remember - always drink responsibly
Josiah Foster
big mamma fury's gash must be a mile wide birthing those monsters
Lincoln Jenkins
Kitty just killed a baby bird in my garden
James Kelly
Geoff Norcott is an absolute weapon like. Middle class nonce who LARPs as a salt of the earth working class good old lad, hates identity politics but only gets on TV due to advertising himself as 'the only openly Tory comedian'. Prick!
For each question you need to pick 1 or 2 and state your reasons
Would you rather 1.Be tall but have a 5 inch penis 2.be a manlet but have a massive, perfect sized for women penis
Would you blow your dad if the girl of your dreams fell in love with you 1. Yes 2. No
Would you rather 1. Be chubby forever but be handsome 2. Have a ripped body but an ugly face
Would you beat a child to death with your barehands for a million pounds and no one will find out, a billion if you get no guarantee of not getting caught 1. Yes 2. No
Christopher Moore
mixed. Black girls are usually disgusting
Nolan Gomez
india is a glamour model
Adrian White
>jordan sees he's been in bottom 3 multiple times >figures it's due to anna's terrible personality >spoilers: he's right >knows he won't win with anna >makes last ditch effort to stay relevant with couple swap Maybe he's less of a brainlet than I previously thought
Hunter Edwards
Mixed
Nathaniel Johnson
Why did zoomers ruin lads mags?
Hardcore porn has rocked society to the core, chronic masturbation is at an all time high.
Take me back to wholesome birds with their chebs out, and articles on why Jezza knows what he's on about when he says the Ferrari Testarossa is an all time classic design of Italian engineering.
The test was 90something percent accurate and if loads of people that take it then admit after the show that the test was right, then that sounds like enough evidence
Austin Gray
Twitter gonna lynch Jordan desu
Jose Stewart
Jordan is going to crash this coupling with no survivors
Liam James
For FUCK's sake
Someone make a new thread
Brandon Perez
FUCK SAKE SHE SHOULDN’T BE ALLOWED TO BREED
Ryan Nguyen
B-but he's blacker than either of the girls involved
Grayson Baker
Lads, would you trade in thicc Amber for breast of the rest Lucie?
Honestly this show is clearly staged, if this was real Tommy would have every villa under his control and he fucks a new one every day and makes the lads fight for his enjoyment
Cooper Miller
i really doubt that any lie detector can get 90% accuracy
Caleb Foster
An understanding of the laws relating to sexual offences
Dominic Green
Lucie had better chebs anyway
Luis Rogers
>pussy literally dripping
Isaac Cox
>jordan fucks up ovie's couple >clears the way for BANTON to win What a fucking bro
>he doesn't know he wants her to go nuclear and end it
Cameron Brown
These bitches are such enablers, fuck sake.
Joseph Howard
Its horrible lads, even worse I tried to move the topic onto America being the land of opportunity for jobs and her fat friend said "It is if you are a white male"
Austin Barnes
>inserttankerjokehere.jpg
Brayden Lewis
michael 2.0
Parker Cruz
HAHAHAHAHAHA ANNA GHETTO SIDE
Nolan Hall
he's doing in it in a terrible way if he has any desire to win the 50k
Ovie gonna cuck him anyway
Josiah Roberts
Hahahahahahahaha she’s turning into a roadman
Jackson Martin
>this is the bitch jordan fought for
Julian Taylor
u wot bruv
Charles Bell
>"Hey Anna, remember when you ditched me for Ovie?" >"This whole thing has been a ruse to get back at you, I'm off with the page 3 model" >"Fat slag"
The exception proves the rule. user's fat friend is truly based and breadpilled
Michael Martinez
jordan will have no chance with india after he becomes enemy number one in the house
Angel Turner
Very few since she only fucks kids.
Parker Gomez
apparently flack blanked that essex girl with the big eyes on the after show the other night becus she called her a peado on twitter in the past and it came out
Samuel Foster
battletoads was filmed on location under her dress
Caleb Ward
>Unironically talking to a woman
Sebastian Adams
Fucking hell, what have you done lad
Joseph Rogers
Twitter convinced that Jordan is gaslighting Anna
Daniel Robinson
Think the fact that the adverts are covered in female fashion girls with hot models just shows love island is designed entirely to make young women feel insecure.
Nicholas Thomas
Fran is so pretty
Samuel Wood
twitter loves a buzzword
Jace Powell
>baiting this hard you need to make it more subtle if you want us to bite
They did something like that on channel 4 a while back, it was a load of various elements of lgbtqia+#&bbq and a straight lad from Barnsley. It kicked off because a "bloke" got off with someone without telling them that he was a woman who had undergone a strapadictomy
Nathaniel Nguyen
Ovie is so fucking funny.
No time for any of this shit.
Wyatt Rodriguez
Curtis, the devil's advocate
Julian Edwards
reminder jordan sold out Tom
Aaron Hughes
Ovie is one weird cunt
Ryan Williams
Curtis out here pulling strings
Ryder Moore
WHAT COMES AROUND GOES AROUND
Nicholas Gray
All part of the game plan
Matthew Nguyen
snitch on him curtis!!!
Julian Wilson
Curtis you squealing little bitch
Jordan Cook
Instantly
Liam Russell
karmas a bitch ahahahaha
Evan Green
Maura is very good with her facial gestures 2bf
Camden Hall
Curtis is a fucking rat prick.
Kayden Davis
Curtis tells Maura immediately and makes no intervention as she walks off to tell everyone lmao