Scarlet Witch

Why did they do it bros

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I doubt they could find an actress with an SSS body

She pretty hot. Very mommy tier. now stfu.

Wymyn not wanting to be sexualized

unironically prefer right

But that's nutty. Women love sexy revealing outfits (in movies or videogames).

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because 'actress' feel to good for the costume. plus the studio heads are fags that hate the Original outfits

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Captain Marvel comic book look from the 70s

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Right looks better

>OMG LE SEXY GIRL FIGHTING IN BIKINI!!!
Are you 14?

they should of at least gave her the headpiece

right is not the best but left is generic comic design and they all look the exact same. They haven't aged well

I wouldn't mind the spandex-bikini outfight with the knee-high high heeled boots, even the gloves I'm fine with but what's with those cheesy headpieces comic superheroes had during the 70s-80s? Classic X-Men's costume design is full of those.

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Movie costume is way better

>Why didn't they give her a skimpy, revealing outfit that show more skin than fabric on a body that looks like a teenage male's ideal sexual fantasy and a long, flowing silly cape in an era where half of their target demographic are body shaming she-goblins with left-leaning politics?
Who nose, OP, who nose?

The movie looks like a sexy dante cosplay

God I'd love to spaff on some big old fake asian titties

Joss Whedon.

>low-cut corset and leather pants
m8 most franchises pray that Hollywood allows them this amount of sex appeal

wtf she isnt even dressed like a stripper
this movie will flop

i think it's because it's easier for hacks to make a character distinctive by drawing special hair or headpieces rather than making their face distinctive. maybe?

your tranny ass will not age well either
because you'll kill yourself soon that is

because left looks fucking ridiculous.

At least she's not a negress.

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>leotard
>high heels
>exposed midriff
>wet latex look

Looks good, too bad it wouldn't have looked good on Brie even if they had gone with that design.

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*hot

Cringe. Stop reading comics, manchild

Hawkeye is worse, he doesnt even wear purple

>not wanting to be sexualized
>Put her in a corset with a huge cleavage and leather pants
yeah, nice try

Because if I had super powers I wouldn't want to fly around in my panties like an asshole, I would rather wear something like a motorcycle jacket or a bulletproof vest.

>B-but at least s-she's wearing white!!!

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covering up skin is one thing but why go full MCR with it and why omit the crown, it's cool and has that old school charm

she had criminally average tits for playing Frost.
Even weirder that they killed her off in the next movie.

Not having seen the movies or read any of the comics, but is she supposed to be one of the stronger X-Men? Because I see fan-art of her all the time, more than most other characters. Or is she just popular because of the fanservice outfit?

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lazy actress can't stay in decent shape for a costume to get jacked off to relentlessly for an era

the movie costume looks fuckin sick

Nah, comic costumes just look retarded. It really is that simple

Based and sexpilled

Cringe and hollyjewcucked

Speaking of april o neel. Going back was the actress who played her in the 90's movie perfecr for the role or was she picked for different reason?

She's a pretty strong telepath and one of the main love interests of Cyclops. also she's hot and basicly walks around like a stripper while teaching at a high school, what's not to like.
Fairly major character in the x men comics

The comic versions all look like cheap bimbo cosplayers.

Why are you scared of the female form? Who hurt you?

based

Sure but they could've adapted the fan-service factor of it and made a non-silly sexy version for the movies, instead of giving everyone slightly modified street wear with the same dull "realistic" colour palette. Like oh wow, dark jeans and a dusky leather jacket just screams glorified comic fun doesn't it.

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>Emma Frost
>doesn't have frost powers

what? Then what's with all the ice and snow aesthetics

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She cute.

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She can turn into a diamond form like colossus does metal.

Frost referring to diamonds.

Diamond Emma wouldve been a cooler name
also a good stripper name if the hero thing doesnt work out

Objectively one of the best characters in the franchise, and as far as the ladies are concerned is second only to Storm.

She didn't have diamond powers for the first 24 years of her character. She was the White Queen of the Hellfire Club initially and was a cold hearted bitch who dressed in white. Frost was meant to dovetail with all of that.

Do one for Black Widow.

That Olsen girl on the right is still hot, not sure what you're complaining about OP.

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I get the feeling that by Doc2 and WV she’ll have something closer to her OG design. There’s been new takes on the character in mobile and console vidya that do the comic outfit justice without pushing the extra skin envelope too much. Although I find it funny that Olsen thinks that stuff is too sexual despite 99% of her red carpet appearances being her in some super low cut sloping right dress that’s like 2 inches away from exposing her tits.

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liar. thats not her comics outfit. that was like slutty dark wanda from 2 issues.

this is her real costume

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Kitty Pryde Comic VS Movie

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Who cares, she's still hot. If you actually expected her to wear a costume like that you're stupid

*breathes in*

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> comics before the '00s had unlimited potential
> now that normies are part of the production chain, everything must be modest and not very appealing
> male heroes are always muscular and square
> female heroines are always normal girls, symbol of inclusiveness

TO BE FAIR.

TO BE FAIR.

The black valkyrie is a DIFFERENT valkyrie, you see the white one in the movie. She just also dies immediately

Same reason they changed most of the costumes.
What works when drawn on a page doesn't mean its going to work for the screen.

Sexualzied females is just par of the course since the advent of comics in general. If it wasn't for sexualization, they'd be male characters, and you know it, because males are inherently more charismatic (to everyone) and relateable to the dominantly male comic book audience.

Name one female super hero (from any age) that isn't sexualized in some way. Go on, I'll wait.

And that’s aa good thing

She's a psychic villain who used to be apart of an Eyes Wide Shut style secret society that manipulates mutants. She joined Magneto's promised land, until an ambush happened killing everyone but her and some others. She joins the X-Men and discovers her second mutation, Diamond skin.

She is very cold and shit, but she has motivation, connection with various some major characters, good arcs and she presents herself like that, so yes, she is a good character.

Legs are an underappreciated fetish.

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Is she? She's called Valkyrie, just like the comic book """equivalent""".

Also it doesn't excuse that fact they black-stained a figure from norse mythology with a nigger. The diversity Jews at Hollywood aren't holding back for anything it seems.

Bloody hell !

>She's called Valkyrie, just like the comic book """equivalent""".
They're both Valkyries. What's so hard to understand?

They're ALL called Valkyrie.

>What works when drawn on a page doesn't mean its going to work for the screen.

Weird how that works for Captain America or Ironmen, or actors with really well trained bodies.

Bryan Singer and Tom (Tim? Idk) Rothman REALLY loved the use of the black leather suits.

They change the costumes and other aspects for male characters too.

Reminder that she is MAGNETO's daughter.

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>not giving your characters distinctive names

Bravo Marvel

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haircut on left is so hawt

because they were embarassed of the source material and watered it down to dull, black everything
Which is why all of those movies are totally forgettable and the X-men franchise is just a raped corpse in a gutter today.

Domino's race swap bugged the hell out of me, you couldn't even tell the Black chick in Deadpool 2 had a birth mark on her eye.

Yeah, and it usually sucks too. I mean I'm no fan of Hawkeye's cheesy comic book costume (with the purple and shit) but the movie version is just another case of "generic action man in black combat suit" like half of the fucking crew. Would it've killed them to come up with something more creative or even colourful? Even Scarlet Witch's coat and corset are AT LEAST red.

Martha Johansen. Then there's characters like Moira Mc Taggart that are portrayed as nerd scientists. There's a few non sexualised females which you'd know if you didn't chose to talk shit about subjects you don't know much about.

I hate niggers.

I hate that they think they're good or *STRONG* looking with that shitty fucking ape smile on their disgusting lips.

I hate niggers.

>getting this autistically obsessed over one side character in one series

Same reason they changed Wolverine's design, same reason they changed Thanos's design, same reason they changed Captain america's design. Most classic designs would look downright retarded in live action, Scarlet witch is no exception.

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I’ll take generous cleavage over bikini model with cardboard helmet any day

But she's not smiling in either pic. You ok user?

Her pig face and off putting skin tone (weird shade of brown) kill it

>trying to sweep the black-staning issue under the carpet

Shill harder, my hook-nosed friend.

He's an unironically autistic street shitting currynigger with brain parasites.

This. Anyone who disagrees is delusional

>black-staning issue
But we already addressed it and the post I was directly replying to had nothing to do with that anyway. You ok?

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Domino on the left is bad as fuck.

Did you miss the scenes with her in lingerie?

Shut the fuck up
Jews bad

I still hate them. And especially her.

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I don’t really read comics but I’d say in most drawn action stories geared towards boys most women are sexualized and that’s in part a trait specific to them.

Dare hollywood raceswap faceoff remake

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She still looked sexy in the outfit though.

Zazi a cute.

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Who hurt you?

Kevin Feige don't like pussy

So you did miss the scenes of her in lingerie?

Those goddamn niggers and jews. It's their fault I'm unemployed and can't get laid.

>She pretty hot.

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she would catch a cold wearing just panties and a sports bra

seeFucking fag

>I doubt they could find an actress with an SSS body

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She did, I want a Domino solo film.

>Why did they do it bros
Joss Whedon wanted to prove how not-sexist he was.

Speaking of Emma Frost, imagine being Cyclops and NOT replacing Jean 'Thirsty for Wolverine' Grey with Emma Frost.

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I will say about the comic one, is that she has much more attractive armpits.

>Why did they do it bros

Disney club and Feige
They want only shirtless men in their movies

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Not sure what you're implying. Are you saying these aren't attractive?

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She only got that role cause she took Vaughn's seed. Singer directed the next one and she's not exactly his type.

he's saying she isn't hot cause she doesn't have a nigger ass
ignore him

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I thought the movie version was pretty solid. Sexy outfits are verboten now and at least this one doesn't look too cheap.

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Not canon anymore.
I hope when they introduce the X-Men to the MCU they make her his daughter though.

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Even I think the left image is too much and I want to abolish feminism. Left is porn, right is boring and not as attractive as some people think.

The one on the left looks fucking stupid.

Just go watch porn if you need something to jerk off to. Then kill yourself for making another fucking capeshit thread.

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The movie costume is similar to the X-Men: Evolution costume that Wanda wears and the movie version is also very cool. Besides, Wanda in the Avengers: Age of Ultron seemed kind of goth, and the Wanda in X-Men: Evolutions was also a goth.

she was the best part of that movie. Mostly because the movie was awful, but she was at least decent.

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god she looks so bad. I don't understand, she have connections.

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>Scarlet witch is no exception.
>not wanting to see a half-naked 10/10 woman in a latex suit

low test

Didn't the Last Stand movie costume had bell bottoms just like her X-Men: Evolution counterpart? Or was that just in the Wolverine and the X-Men cartoon?

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>defending niggers

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She would be the perfect Alfred E. Neuman.

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I don't get her appeal. SW was a boring character, and she isn't even that hot aside from having a nice rack. Not ugly, but nothing I'd bust a nut over.

we still got plenty of cleavage and im ok with that

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based and actuallygetslaidpilled

it's the face
qts > bimbos every time

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>marvelbois will defend this

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THICK GYPSIE THIGHS

>qts > bimbos

When you get to a certain age, you will change your mind.

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Reminder that she will never, EVER look at you like this.

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>model

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I'm 29
enjoy your ugly whores with 50 pounds of makeup

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Allow me to redirect your attention to this.

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ahahaha....

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HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

I'm actually mad, not just because they cast an ugly sheboon but also because some of her comic armour's design looks sexy as fuck.

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Absolutely based.

More like Thirsty Slavs am I right

Yeah, she should be wearing a red adidas tracksuit.

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HNNNNNNGGGGG!

Call it "offside"

Why are you shaming people who're for female sexualization? Reproduction and caring for offspring are the major roles women had in our societies for 99% of human history, until marxists started the whole feminism thing. Sexualization is a perfectly role-fitting thing for them. Stop being a prude low-test faggot.

The skimpy outfit is part of her power over others, not even using her mutant powers.

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based

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>socks covering the feet

Japanese are fucking faggots

you wear your socks a different way?

olsen has a cute face but her tits are all saggy and sad

she's not an actress and she has no tits. Not even close to S

>in an era where half of their target demographic are body shaming she-goblins with left-leaning politics?
those goblins dont watch films. teenage boys watch films.
skimpy clothing = more teenage boys
movie studios are fucking retarded.

shes just the wrong domino. the world is painted far too slick for her. she needed the movie to be a whole lot crunchier.

Did they fuck your crush and stole your job?

Only one who could pull off that outfit is Scarlet. Except she's too short.
I still would've liked to see what Brie would look like in it.

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Can't show hot women, it's not allowed

Marvel movies are actually becoming popular amongst women. Whether they're just there because of their boyfriends, or because they're actually interested in capeshit movies (lol), doesn't change the fact that the capeshit audience, especially Avengers movies, are roughly 50/50 men and women. Hell, when I went my theatre room was filled with more chicks than guys I think, or maybe it just felt like because they never shut the fuck up during the movie.

Legs > belly > neck > tits > ass > axilla >>>>>>>> feet

A pretty face goes without saying but if you're not checking a babe out in the above order you're failing.

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Feet are a patrician's object of fetish. Disregarding them thusly only proves of your proletarian upbringing and your filthy, neglected character. I spit on you, user. For shame.

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>I don't even know who you are
>you will
So that's what she meant. Her mutate cervix is drenched in that deviant titan nut. Is this where MCU Thane comes from?

Nice feet are an extension of the legs. Footfags elevate the foot above all else though and thus their/your opinion can be disregarded.

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This one actually made me mad.

Because the latter is more logical & a significant number of people would create a fuss is she was sexualised so much, especially because it would be sexualising the actress rather than a drawing.

You've fallen too far from grace. Begone, pleb.

>people would create a fuss
only the fat cows feminists do this

caring about feet is retarded, they're completely non-sexual to any sane person
great stronk legs though

>There is no such thing as sexism unless you give them that power
Absolutely based and redpilled.

i like feet but i wouldn't reject a woman based on her feet
legs, ass, belly is a must though

Plebs will disagree but the 90's were a patrician period for comics.

Where and why did she get her leather jacket? Why doesn't she wear that cotton casual cloth all the time? Is that a Scobia thing?

Ironman and Antman need their suits. Cap is a costume hero. Is Wanda a costume hero?

It angers me that they couldn't even give the right red boots. I mean come on. What is the harm in red boots?

I don't even care that they have blacks playing Space Vikings. But Tessa Thompson is hideous.

Because like 90 percent of comic book costumes would look ridiculous in live action.

>ywn be roughly dommed by the White Queen
Why is god so cruel

No way, I read a ton of marvel comics in the 90s. I couldn't agree with you more.

I'll never forgive them for this tease.

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She's A+ tier in terms of telepathy, mind control, astral projection and overall bad-assery. She just pales in comparison to Xavier and Jean Grey who are on the S+ and God tiers.

I would put her above anyone with purely physical abilities without mental shielding, because she can simply mind control them or cause them to instantly die by tearing their psyche to pieces.

If she REALLY wanted to she could probably psyche-nuke a city or country, MAYBE even a planet. Certainly could with cerebro boost.

Sometimes she's written with Xavier-level powers, but I think that's an error and she should be kept a strict distant 3rd place in terms of Earth's psychic mutants.

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My wife has the same type of body, she's just a little shorter and has less boobs

I respectfully disagree
ass>legs>hips>belly>neck>tits with face above all obviously

ok

>A pretty face goes without saying
>posts ugly bimbo
???

Women wearing lots of clothes is sexy af
Undressing them and revealing one part at a time is fun

People tend to wear clothes.

Not a big Marvel reader, but since when is she so strong? I always thought she was above average, nowhere near Xavier. Frankly, having anyone even close to Charles excluding Phoenix Jean is an insult, the man is synonymous with telepathy

Well, uh, you're just gonna brag or post?
What are you, gay or blind? That's a pretty face. Cookie-cutter but pretty

She has that "girl next door" look and to me thats whats most appealing

Act

>THE FURTHER YOU GO BACK THE LESS CLOTHES THEY WEAR
BASED SEXUALIZATION

IT WAS A DIFFERENT TIME, A BETTER TIME

WE HAVE TO GO BACK

inb4 some "woke" nigga tells you to "unironically" have sex. you are doing gods work user.

gross feet

>Cookie-cutter but pretty
hahaha
here, found a picture of another woman you find beautiful

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She's a popular character that's been around for decades so her list of feats is a mile long. She is Xavier's rival in many ways, both politically and philosophically, so her power level needs to be extremely high for the story to have any drama.

Very funny, but they're clearly nothing alike

you have a mental retardation if you think there's anything comparable between those two

why do clownpaint fetishists instantly get so mad?
here's another girl """improved""" for you

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And this comic panel from the 1980s shows this how?

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>OH NO she's not wearing a stupid fucking bikini what a fucking disaster, how the fuck will i masturbate to this?
>all i care about is masturbation and sex not actual good costume design
jesus fucking christ, put your dicks away for five fucking minutes you bunch of mongoloid sex-obsessed retards

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we get it, you're a retard, no need to keep this up.

>character is explicitly written to resemble a porn star/stripper IN-universe with various characters commenting about this within the story
>"let's make her Betty Draper"
it's all so tiresome

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Fake news all women are whores

The shitty ones Hollywood producers pick are just as bad. You've got people who shoot lasers from their eyes. Putting them in yellow and blue outfits is no more ridiculous than putting them in some leather gimp outfits.

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It's a shame they didn't go with this Elektra comic design. I like to imagine she wore no underwear with this outfit and nothing can prove otherwise

Forgot pic

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AT LEAST SHE'S GOT THEM LOW CUT TITS ON DISPLAY FOR THE BASED MALE GAZE

UNLIKE CAPTAIN MARVEL IN HER SHAPELESS BURKA OUTFIT COVERED UP TO THE CHIN

>BURKA OUTFIT COVERED UP TO THE CHIN
that's almost the opposite of what a burka is for

reminder that Frank Cho draws all female characters based on Lynda Carter

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God fuck, why can't they give us just one slutty super hero?

>zoomers posting here now don't know about the endless hellcats threads

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SO WHAT IS A BURKA FOR

BRIE NEEDS THE BAG ON HER FACE TOO BUT FOR OTHER REASONS

still 29, just as I was earlier when some bimbo fetish faggot called Lizzie nothing special

damn, that was lynda carter?

Depends on how skintight they make Carol's current costume - it can vary from a thin coat of bodypaint to semi-armoured look that flattens her form.

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Because sluts are fucking disgusting and should be killed.

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>guy is talking about how Captain Marvel looked in the movies that are already out
>Depends on how skintight they make Carol's current costume
okay son

I wear mine on my penis.

SHE IS A COMPLETELY DE FEMINIZED BOARD, FLAT ON BOTH SIDES COVERED TO HER EARS
EVEN CUTS HER HAIR SHORT

AND ITS ENTIRELY ON PURPOSE BECAUSE FEMINISM

Aly turned 30 this year. She's still got the bone structure that looks great from any angle - just has to look after her skin and she'll be another decade away from The Wall.

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with a bit of Jennifer Connely and Courtney Cox too

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Actually her severe bone structure means she'll age swiftly and poorly

She's a fucking Norse Valkyrie you fucking sperg.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valkyrie

it's intentional. It's easier to get into men's minds when they are in heat

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But apes are usually pink like white people.

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And Thor is an Aesir but his character name isn't Aesir you fucking sperg

They do have real names you dumb fucking cunt, but they're all Valkyries.

This is a thing even in mythology are you fucking dumb? You're literally being mad just to be mad, you dumb fucking retard.

Just to reiterate, yeah Thors an Aesir, but he's specifically the God of Thunder, and they call him "God of Thunder" often, because thats his title, people address him by his title. God of Thunder, Thunder God, Thunderer.

Valkyrie is a title, so they address them by that title.

You fucking idiot.

I'm not mad, I just agreed with the other guy that Marvel is fucking retarded
You're the one throwing a fit about your favorite children's entertainment being insulted
>they're all Valkyries
Exactly, there's multiple. Which means referring to her just as "Valkyrie" is ambiguous
There's only one God of Thunder

Literally what is the problem?

She has a name besides Valkyrie, you're bitching over nothing.

How often is that used in the movie? Does she even have a name other than Valkyrie in the movie?
You're wrong to defend this stupid superhero name and you know it

not him but Brunhilde was the only Valkyrie on earth so she just went by that name. In this universe, the unnamed valkyrie is the sole survivor, so she just uses it. Kind of like when someone uses the nickname soldier or sarge.


Similar to how your name isn't faggot but that's what everyone calls you.

I see you are a man of culture as well

In the movie she's the only surviving Valkyrie so why does it fucking matter, retard.

It doesn't matter, it's a movie for kids after all
It's just stupid and lazy, and you clearly care about anyone insulting your favorite megacorporation

They hate men

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protip: pegasusart
he also does IR

Here is the thing, the "comics" body is basically like a slice of cake or a candy bar. The movies body is like a well rounded meal.

The comics have been indulging your male gaze with for so long that you don't understand what a reasonably looking sexy character is. Going back to my example above, it's like a fat person eating candy bars all their life and not understanding what proper nutrition is.

It's not that they took away something, it's that you're finally getting what you're supposed to.

Comic book fans re such splugs

That's hot

Are the heels tactical?

Fuck I feel bad for Fallon. Couldnt imagine how hard it was to not stare at that big perky rack

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>looking sexy is a bad thing now
>unless you're a dude

Faggot i think the movie has plenty of problems but the characters fucking name, which is from a comic book decades ago based on mythology older than modern civilization, is a retarded thing to bitch about.

I agree.

>based on mythology older than modern civilization
I like how you're trying to imply calling someone Valkyrie as if there aren't others would make sense in Germanic mythology

You're bitching just to bitch when theres already plenty to actually bitch about with this movie you fucking faggot.

Theres nothing wrong with the characters name within the context of the comic or the movie, you're just being a giant fucking faggot.

basado

Yeah sure, it's just stupid and lazy
No one ever claimed anything else, fanboy

How is it stupid and lazy?

>Fanboy
I didnt like Ragnarok you retard.

Sure you don't, that's why you're slobbering mad about someone insulting it
>How is it stupid and lazy?
Read the quotechain, nigger. There's a group of people called the exact same as a character from that group of people

AND SHE'S THE LAST ONE RETARD.

THE REST ARE ALL FUCKING DEAD.

Just stop, fanboy

user you realize you and i both disliked the movie right.

Me calling you a dumb faggot for going on this retarded tanengential diatribe about a characters name that makes perfect sense in the context of comic and movie has nothing to do with me liking the movie or not.

It was a bunch of retard comedy shit rick and morty reddit humor, but that doesnt mean that making shit up to bitch about doesnt make you a dumb faggot.

>for going on this retarded tanengential diatribe
Literally all that happened was one guy said "bravo Marvel" and it set you off, fanboy

>dont post comics mary jane vs kirsten dunst mary jane vs new "MJ"
>dont post comics mary jane vs kirsten dunst mary jane vs new "MJ"
>dont post comics mary jane vs kirsten dunst mary jane vs new "MJ"
>dont post comics mary jane vs kirsten dunst mary jane vs new "MJ"

She's cute but her body is pretty haggard.
It's pretty unattractive. Fridge and skinnyfat.
Her nudes were sad.

>hurrrdurrrr it doesnt matter how much stupidity I spew if you hate the character durrrr

that's you. Typical trumptard

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I'm sitting here telling you i disliked the movie you dumb retard.

You are also stupid.

here your patrician object

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>would've liked to see what Brie would look like in it.
She would've looked like a skinny dude with no ass and busted feet wearing some crap. It's not hard to imagine.

This is a goddamn lie and you know it.

It still amazes me an attractive busty olsen exists. I assumed the whole family was goblins.

lesson here is: never do drugs

Nu males are terrified of breasts and anything remotely sexy. Havent you noticed theyre all ass/foot fags

MAXIMUM CUTE

let’s be honest, we all know a guy like this in real life

Brie really let herself go...

>strawman shit

No faggot, comic book designs can look just fine in real life if you dont make them out of god awful ill-fitting shitty materials.

Look at Spider-Man, Flash, Deadpool, Captain America in First Avenger, Batman in BvS, Wonder Woman, Superman, Ghost Rider, the Iron Fist from the behind the scenes of Season 1, etc.

They can and do work if you just make them out of good materials that fit the actor.

If I want to see a half-naked 10/10 woman in a latex suit there are forms of media which cater specifically to that.
If being able to not think about sex for longer than thirty seconds makes me "low test", then I guess I'm low test, and happy to be low test. It must be such a dreary, filthy existence, being as obsessed with sex as "people" like you are. It's like you never left middle school. But hey, maybe that's just because you're still a virgin. It makes sense, obsessing over something you've never had but which everybody makes out to be the best thing on Earth. I felt the same way before I fucked my first girl. After you get a taste of it, you'll find that it really isn't all that its cracked up to be. Maybe you'll be able to watch a movie without wanting/needing to jack off every fifteen minutes.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, have sex.

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The original outfits are horrifically impractical and literal stripper tier. You might as well watch a porn parody if you wanna see women in that goofy shit.

Hell they even dropped those retarded wings on cap's helmet.

>The original outfits are horrifically impractical
yeah because the outfit on the right in this image is way better in combat than spandex, right?

She was doing covert ops with cap, Widow, and falcon after AoU. The shit on the right is something a normal person would wear out on the streets unlike that gaudy shit.

Little known fun fact:Scarlet witch and quicksilver being his children was actually a retcon so it would fit in with the MCU.

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yes

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Friendly reminder that the first Iron man movie had an ons and a slightly eroticish scene

I just wanna see her doming spider man.

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>Realish clothes
>More practical than latex lingerie
Yes, are you stupid

Unless the costume is bulletproof that's not a great argument. Go back to tumblr, by the way.

In what fashion are they more practical?

Oh, so you are stupid

Literally had to make leather tits for her because she has no real tits.

not everyone used bullets. some shot energy weapons and even Hawkeye still uses arrows. Stop being retarded

How dare you

How about, since we're into genderswapping and racelifting, we just go back to the old days and ban women from acting and just cast men in all the female roles with the proper costumes. Problem solved.

>Everyone runs around in motercyclist outfits
Yeah, that's much better. You know why they don't use the correct costumes? Because it takes work and Hollywood is lazy.

I don't even like Captain Marvel as a character, but no sash, no deal. Period.

i smell beef

It's being shoved to OP's fat mouth though and he doesn't like it so he cries on the internet. Blaming everyone but himself why he's so fucking fat. Stop eating the candy bars! you stupid fuck.

People don't read comics for reality, retard.