Has any movie accurately portrayed the crazy world of classical music and opera?

Has any movie accurately portrayed the crazy world of classical music and opera?

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Black Swan did a decent job of that kind of scene. I really is a bunch of try-hards trying to please other try-hards. And there was this thick air of "this is important to the world!" that surrounded everything. I was played bass for 10 years before moving into video production for that reason. It's surreal when fucking video work is less pretentious than the field you came from lol

i say to ben sharpiro: i would want to screw your sister
ben (jewish) says: out of what ?

God look at those honka-donka-doodle-dabby-bubby-succy-tast-a-mammarino-hooteroos

>those deepfakes
I wonder if Ben has seen them
Bretty good

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There's a sort of obscure movie which plays on the scenes that revolve around opera attendees which I found interesting and not at all boring to watch. It's a German film called Blast It With Piss.

he's jewish?

It's not really that crazy beyond the Asians who have no life outside of practicing

t. Classical musician

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aggressively so

plz gib

Jesus

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>It's not really that crazy
then you need to get invited to "those" parties.

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whats it called, its full of porn threads

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she looks liike she fucks men

Have sex

>t. Classical musician
Instruments are different from the singers on stage in an Opera. The orchestra is always just a bunch of professionals who show up, do their job (usually well), and go home at exactly 9:00 pm. (This seems to hold even when it's not union performers).
The cast is much more of an estrogen-infused drama shit show.

My favorite portrayal of pit musicians in a movie is Waiting for Guffman (1997).

all memes aside, she has nothing going for her other than her tits and that smarmy, smug look on her face

In 20 years she will look like a handbag

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Perfect blue

Yeah that's true, singers honestly suck to deal with. Not only do they have terrible rhythm and no grasp of theory but they expect you to learn to learn a 10-minute aria in an evening. I shouldn't have to tell a singer to sing an 8th note as written instead of a quarter note when some hot shot voice professor who's performed with Daniel Barenboim is sitting right there

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shes perfect you high standards neckbeard.

She's also a beautiful singer

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jewesses > asians > latinas > whites

I wasn't aware that being jewish and white was mutually exclusive
Shes really not, you low-standards bottom feeder

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Maybe this movie

m.youtube.com/watch?v=t9h7oB0TpLY