ITT: your childhood/ teenage life is being turned into a show or movie. Is it kino?

I guess mine would be about an antisocial teen boy in the jersey shore who has a dysfunctional and somewhat emotionally abusive family (I could see my father being played by Glenn Howerton for some reason). He has a crush on a surfer girl. Your average teen coming of age comedy.
Probably not kino. Will perhaps be canceled after one season and regarded as a cult hit 10 years later

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mine would be banned for explicit sexual content :(

Oh...wow

Tell us more user

I have lived the most exciting and interesting life I know of. I assume people would lap it up if it wasn't for the more "gruesome" aspects of my life. The same people that call me a victim of real abuse also call me a monster no one should ever trust. Most of my story would not be believed, anyway.

>Antisocial teenage boy who had a couple of awkward nerdy friends, trying to keep his head down just enough so jamal wouldn’t bully him

This is actually quite interesting to think about. But why stop at teenager. It would be weird to start telling my life story right off here but as I said I think I'll start contemplating it in my own time.

I havent heard it and I already don't believe it

Good, the less people that believe me the better.

It's a extremely boring and uninteresting flick
Watching a snail moving in slow motion is more exciting

Hell yeah, all those hours of jacking off, watching anime and playing vidya with my cousin would be great

>All those years spent inside doing nothing
Wouldn't even be able to tell the passage of time, shit blurred together so much its almost like my teen life never existed

Hollywood pushes coming of age shit all the time which lulls people into thinking that their teenage years need to be these super dramatic and interesting periods of time when in reality most teenage life stories are just the same boring shit. No one wants to make a show or movie about a bunch of shut in losers unless one of them goes crazy and decides to shoot up his school.

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Most coming of age shows/movies are already full of inane, banal drama. "Oh no, Becky's pregnant, and Zach isn't the father!", "Whoo, let's get druuuuunk!"

My adolescence would actually make a half decent indie flick. I grew up in an exurban area with an inferiority complex due to a successful older brother, he turned out to be gay, I ended up spending some time in the street as a teenager despite a good family life at home, mostly due to my own choices. Some pivotal moments include the first time I saw a handgun during a drug deal, the time I got ripped off trying to buy drugs, then recruited a hobo to help me beat the shit out of the guys who ripped me off, and the time I stabbed a guy in an alley over drugs. I overcame that part of my life, went back to school and was awarded a full scholarship to undergrad during which I was very successful academically and met the love of my life. Could be decent, partially overplayed, not quite kino, but not bad.

>a nice kid that is forced by his parents to hang out with the annoying kids in the neighborhood because his mom feels bad for them

I don't need to see this again.

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>rich dad, poor mom
>divorce
>poor dad, poor mom
>depressed fat kid with two older sisters and two older step brothers
>dad gets cancer for the 1st time, I found out it's a gene I also have
>go live with him and my uncle, help him get by
>uncle touches me, I was 12. dad eventually got cured and I moved back with my mom
>from them on become fat fuck who wishes he could be a shut in but doesn't have a computer or videogames (food is cheap though)
>have rich friends who play games and mock me for being poor
>at some point mother could no longer afford to pay the electricity bill, send me back to my dad
>uncle touches me some more
>grow up and unadjusted freak
>from 15 to 18 i lose a lot of weight, used lunch money to buy magic the gathering cards
>go to parties, feel empty inside, get drunk and high
>now 24, last year of uni and married. not great, not terrible
I suppose it could be worse. Would be an uninteresting flick, though.

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Also,
>dad already died
>uncle already died (painfully, fuck that cunt)
>i'll probably get cancer in the near future
>i'm poor as fuck still, but at least can pay the bills

Damn, user. You sound like a fucking wigger.

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My childhood was great. Everything else, not so much.

what a piece of shit subhuman

It's great to know niggers like you get second chances. Eat dick, coon.

start of being bullied
then DUDE with stoner girlfriend
then bitter law college graduated and working in a bussiness designed to fuck people over

Nobody wants to see some upper middle class shutin who spends every weekend of junior year in his room alone crying because none of his "friends" want to hang out with him

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Parents get divorced twice, abuse and crushing loneliness. Probably kino.

It wouldn't be interesting enough to watch.

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THIS SUMMER

Kevin Hart is user, The Retard!
Watch as he goes fumbles through 6 years of School! No friends! No social life! Nothing at all!

I'd honestly watch a movie of an user who, through years of shitposting, spirals down into insanity. In the end he hangs himself behind the kitchen door.

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Holy fuck that movie would be so depressing it would almost be as bad as Lilya 4ever

it’d be a depressing coming of age story with addiction, abuse, and an inability to give up despite everything shitty that’s happened to them that is misconstrued by everyone as the protagonist being resilient and strong but in reality they’re just scared of what happens after death

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