Marriage in movies

I'm a phoneposter, I'm not smart

Imagine not shit posting during the golden age of misc during 09 and discovering the glow with everyone. The glow is an indicator and once a woman loses it you can tell and then the wall starts approaching.

Lifestyle ad speak

Parenting is fucking ee-zee. The hard part is not being an irresponsible child yourself. If you can't suck it up, you fuck it up.

>a meaningless buzzword

>not brown
C'mon son

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no
watch more porn,

american beauty

Their eyes aren't glossed over and their skin isn't grey from age and depression.

women who've had children are usually fucked after, they dont adjust after the permanent hormonal changes and they just get fat and lazy.

Because a woman who looks like that has better options

parenting is not my issue, but making a commitment for life (and my child's life) with a woman is what I have issues with.

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manchildren should be REQUIRED to get married to support chad's bastard children.

No man should be getting married in their 20's, 30's, and i'd argue maybe even 40's.

People are living longer so their 30's are the new 20's, which means a woman's brain can fluctuate heavily during that period still.

When people approach their 40s you find out how you really are and everybody is finally equal again.

Marriage is something you do after spending years, if not a decade, with someone. If that's the game women want to play, then that's the game men have to play too.

Blue Valentine
Husbands and Wives
Total Recall

also it's 'wary'

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>imagine being so much of a man-child that you're afraid of committing to a woman to extend your bloodline that has been passed down for millennia.
>imagine being this much of a weak link in your family's lineage that you're willing to break it because of your mental fragility.

Women with braid crowns are 250% more likely to become pregnant

real life isn't like your race cuckold fantasies on the internet, user. sorry.

Looks like she fucked a Black bull

>marry only when you can get used up hags

>also it's 'wary'
merriam-webster.com/dictionary/weary

Really healthy-looking skin. It's hard to describe but it's very apparent if you see a woman before and during her pregnancy.

Chad takes responsibility and raises his own child. That's how Chads are made

>50/50 chance it ends in divorce making all your dedication for nothing
>child support for the rest of your life
>all your resources you will make and ever made stolen by some random harpy who just sat at home for a few years

Obsessed

>Chad takes responsibility and raises his own child
are you retarded? chad pumps and dumps

He might also be weary of marriage

>mfw learning women try to strangle their babies if you don't separate them from the kid
Erm, why don't movies show this?

kek, what?

yes, good goy, you are a "chad" for raising your whore wife's children lmao.

That'a Brad, sweety
Chad is the archetypical perfect male, a hero. Not a horny man-child who's just looking for sexual gratification. With great power comes great responsibility

lol i know that they are both words, but what he means is 'wary'

>not putting a bullet in that whores head together with her family and killing a few cops, before beeing killed. That way your children will be raised by your parents.
What a cuck

>Chad is the archetypical perfect male
uhm, no sweaty, Chad is the fuckboy degenerate.

Everybody gets old, it's unavoidable, your wife will also wind up being a "used up hag" one day. If women are playing the "have fun then settle down" game there's no reason for men to go by different rules, because that's what winds up leading to most of us being lonely and not enjoying life while seething about how we WANT women to work instead of how society shifted (in the west at least)

>en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postpartum_depression
>Postpartum depression can interfere with normal maternal-infant bonding and adversely affect acute and longterm child development. Postpartum depression may lead mothers to be inconsistent with childcare.[16] These childcare inconsistencies may include feeding routines, sleep routines, and health maintenance.[16]
>In rare cases, or about 1 to 2 per 1,000, the postpartum depression appears as postpartum psychosis.[5] In these, or among women with a history of previous psychiatric hospital admissions,[17] infanticide may occur. In the United States, postpartum depression is one of the leading causes of annual reported infanticide incidence rate of about 8 per 100,000 births.[2]

t. SEETHING white shrimp dick
Literally just admit the Black bull is superior. You will love it and your wife/GF especially

yeah, my bad, I meant wary.

>pleb wagie fathers are Chads
yike!

>fuckboy degenerate
Using unironically jewish slang. How do I know that you are a jew?

Embarrassing post from, Mr. Manchild
Soiboys are created by weak parents. A Chad is created by a Chad who's wife respects him because he is worthy of respect

How do I find a wife I can mooch off of?

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The type of man you're talking about also fucks around on his wife constantly. I should know, my father was a Chad.

No. Being a fuckboy makes you a man-child. Chad is not a man-child and you are not a Chad either. You can't excuse your man-child behaviour by attributing it to a distorted image of Chad

>I once deliberately knocked up a latina chick I knew wouldn't get an abortion. Never saw her again after she gave birth.
Interesting fiction, so the odds of impregnation per intercourse are 2.5%, so you would have had unprotected her sex with her at least 28 (1-(39/40)^28) times in order to reach 50% chance of success. So either you raped her 28 times or she willingly had unprotected sex with you that many times without bothering to use the pills.

You do realize Chad is not real because Chad is perfect, right?
Your father might shared many attributes with Chad, but he lacked self-control, loyalty, honesty and morality. Attributes which he shared with the weak materialists

>cat dad and husband
What the fuck is that

This is the ideal NEET lifestyle.
Too bad its 1 in a million and not accepted by anyone as we can see by her story.

Daily reminder white babies are an abomination. Every newborn should be colored, ideally a white woman mating with a black male. If you are a white man please refrain from reproducing, this is very important

Clearly you've never met latinas. They're dumb as shit, horny and selectively Catholic.

t. Tenda Spencer

>50/50 chance it ends in divorce making all your dedication for nothing
Skewed statistic derived from factors like marrying women with too many sexual partners, race, interracial relationships, etc. Find a nice girl and you'll be fine.

Theres a 3 day window to get pregnant. All it takes is one good load

She touched the graphite

>men make better housewives than women
is there anything women can win in?

Would you?

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She did, but she didn't pick them.

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I think max chance during that is 30%, most of the time odds are 0%, so if you just them randomly, it's 2.5% odds.

Only if she agrees to kill me after I impregnate her, preferably by drowning

she has those dead eyes, generic white girl look, so no.

There is no graphite

American women are, that's one of the myriad reasons they are useless.

What a waste of dubs. You can easily see this isn't the same woman for fucks sake.

chebs

You don't think that was something to keep in mind for your calculation? If he 'deliberately' knocked her up, he could have made sure to use the 'good days' and not the 'bad days'.

women who don't have children by thirty are mentally fucked so its not like theres much choice

I'm married but I'm happy because I wanted to get married. Don't do shit, especially shit like marriage if you don't want to. Tell your parents to fuck off