Who would you cast in a remake of Pretty Woman (1990)?

Who would you cast in a remake of Pretty Woman (1990)?

Attached: 620E78F9-36D6-440E-9985-4E332C0649E3.jpg (2048x1774, 696K)

Other urls found in this thread:

web.archive.org/web/20190621152943/https://www.westernjournal.com/study-claims-transgenders-suffering-straight-people-arent-dating/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

I'd cast an unattractive man.

The absolute state of American prostitution

Attached: FAFBC295-BB5E-4902-98DF-EACAF14B02C3.png (730x860, 213K)

I need references from other girls and social media accounts to pay $400 for the privilege of taking this okay-looking girl out to dinner (which I would also have to pay for)? And I am expected to provide contact information for ex-girlfriends/female friends so this a literal whore can do a background check on me??

Attached: 1554319054651.jpg (270x323, 66K)

Idris Elba

lol what a ripoff

>wh*Te "men" will actually pay to fuck this

Attached: 1553548410998.jpg (251x242, 8K)

>Pretty Woman starring a tranny (Hunter Schafer?)
I see it coming a mile away.

drslb

>okay-looking girl
That's a tranny user

Attached: 1552405403768.png (738x669, 186K)

Is that Madonna?

Is she a pornstar or something? Are escorts supposed to be that expensive?

nope just one of the many overpriced whores online. you can go overseas and bang an actual model and not botex'd 40 yo roastie for 80 dollars, or you can go to the bunny ranch and waste your life savings on slags

>ononononononono
web.archive.org/web/20190621152943/https://www.westernjournal.com/study-claims-transgenders-suffering-straight-people-arent-dating/

Can you blame women if there's guys dumb enough to go along with this out there kek? Desperate men are the real problem.

Attached: 8751180717bb658de298f630e9632da1.jpg (1920x3420, 404K)

It's never gonna happen.
Disney made it under the Touchstone Pictures label because it obviously wouldn't fit the family-friendly image that Disney has and they have pretty much all but abandoned the Touchstone Pictures label.
It's impossible unless Disney would tone it down to a PG-13 or maybe even a PG, they actually go out and revive Touchstone Pictures (which is pretty much impossible because Disney now has Fox for their more adult films) or they make it under 20th Century Fox.

As much as I love how Disney has been treating Marvel, Lucasfilm and their animation studios, I hate the fact that they abandoned Touchstone Pictures and decided to do live action/photorealistic remakes of their animated classics instead.

Bro this clearly aimed at pajeets with more money than sense. Any sensible whiteman would save their money and go on a fucktour of south east Asia

this is why people prefer traps

Attached: 1240984_v9_ba.jpg (1080x1440, 277K)

Attached: 1562252356538.jpg (738x720, 90K)

Can't happen, Hunter is the next Gwen Stacy