Tfw my gf just skipped the fucking Evangelion intro

found the gf

>(she never got my references to "getting in the damn robot" and such, which hurt, too)
What are you doing nigger?

unironically himself.
if you want your relationship to go somewhere you got to be honest. whats the point if you´re constantly acting out something you are not.

evangelion is still shit and OP is a sperg tho.

I've used this phrase just once. I literally said "get in the damn robot Shinji... Hell yeah... There's work to do." while putting on a condom. She looked at me with confusion and I explained to her that it's an anime reference that I will explain to her later.

what's it like being chad?

>watching anime
Terminate yourself instead.

kek

Stop watching anime, you stupid weebshit.

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IKR such a laughable artistic endeavour
youtube.com/watch?v=h0GpeXAsIKY
finally a subreddit with taste

I'm a man

>Because I've been trying to get my dog into various kind of kino for years now...
This is how you sound

>I've been trying to get her into various kind of kino for years
maybe you should get some taste first

hi adum

i don't judge

I've already introduced her to some top tier directors such as Lynch and Malick, but it's been tough. I genuinely thought that Eva might be pretty accessible to her and she did like it (although she said that the visual style isn't very groundbreaking and reminds her of Pokemon a lot). I'm just furious that she skipped the intro.

I've only got her into daddy/little girl kink last month, so I'm probably not a fully grown Chad yet.

how did you not lose the boner from cringe?

Hi user

Please no dog fucking in my thread

If you have to ask the answer is yes

>honey dont skip the intro don't you get goosebumps everytime like I do!?

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Dumb Soijakposter

Dunno man I was pretty horny

have sex

Why do you think I wanted a gf in the first place, you dumb incel

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>watch "They shall not be forgotten" with her
>she starts browsing her phone before the recolor even comes up
She went too far. I thought this was a meme.

You have one now right?
Therefore, have sex :^)

You should strangle her to death

Based. Weeb shit BTFO

Imagine sucking on her toes

I know this feel OP I was showing my roommate Eva the other day and he skips the intro on like episode 3, I told him fuck no go back and watch this shit, Eva is one of those shows like Sopranos where you always watch the opening theme out of respect. Be assertive when it comes to kino

white women fuck dogs

>weebshit
>kino
if anything this should show you that she is based and you're some retarded weeb faggot,better stick with her maybe you'll get better

terminate yourself

dilate

>he actually watches anime openings and endings
I fucking hate that I have to manually skip that shit every episode wish they just edited it out. It's a complete waste of time and you can look it back on youtube if you really want to hear that trash. It's as annoying as having 5 minutes of advertisements between episodes.

also checked

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no, terminate her fucking life and then proceed to any siblings ,parents or grandparents.
skips evangelion intro = all genes should be removed from the genepool

>no, terminate her fucking life and then proceed to any siblings ,parents or grandparents.
>skips evangelion intro = all genes should be removed from the genepool

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misato>asuka>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dogshit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>rei

and if you disagree you should fucking kill yourself for your own good.

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>misato>asuka>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dogshit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>rei
>and if you disagree you should fucking kill yourself for your own good.

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she probably cucks you with a black guy anyways

That intro was hard to listen to sometimes. Femrock. The lyrics were sometimes unbearable.

have sex

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This thread is embarrassing

you're only allowed to skip the intro if you listen to this
youtube.com/watch?v=LcT2Cx1Rbd8
or this
youtube.com/watch?v=AEEKPo8mn38
instead

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I don't care if you don't believe me but I fucked 5 girls last week and i'm literally telling everyone.

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