Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
George Clooney
>that haircut
OH NO NO NO NO
Winns with 1.2% of ALL votes. MUH DEMOCRACY.
He's probably the most cartoonishly British person I can imagine as prime minister, same with Trump as president. Funny how they look similar too.
Trump
Christian Bale could pull it off
Idris.
Idris who?
chris o'neill
it wasn't a general election you idiot
Jamal?
Stephen Fry
based retard poster
>"After university Hunt worked for two years as a management consultant at OC&C Strategy Consultants, and then became an English language teacher in Japan. As such, Hunt can also speak Japanese"
We came so close to having a weeb PM, crisis averted.
Chris Hemsworth
Mark Williams, the only non-meme answer
Donald Trump
He won't be given a biopic because his tenure will only last a couple months. Tories are down to a majority of 1 at this point after all the resignations, and that's assuming the DUP will continue to support them.
He will have to call a general election at which point a chimera of Labour+SNP+Greens+LibDems will take over and Brexiteers will be forever BTFO.
Brexit will be Suez 2.0 and Britain will be reduced to the same level of influence as Italy and Spain. The fact Iran just took two of their ships and they did fuck all about it is a sign of things to come. They burned their bridges with Europe and are over-reliant on the US for support but Trump doesn't give a shit about them because British intelligence is largely responsible for the "Russian collusion" bullshit that tied his hands for the entirety of his terms and cost him the House of Representatives.
Enjoy.
Stephen fry as older boris, jack whitehall as younger. Could be the most unwatchable film ever made.
I think you're reading into things too much, Brexit will be delivered in October no matter what. The Russia conspiracy also had little or nothing to do with Democrats winning the house, Trump will be an ally of Boris because they're friends.
Is there a boris johnson pepe?
>Brexit will be delivered in October no matter what.
Wrong. There will be no scrapping of the backstop. and parliament won't allow a no-deal departure. They will revoke A50 or extend and call for a new GE before that happens.
>Trump will be an ally of Boris because they're friends.
Wrong again. Boris was highly critical of Trump before he had any prospects of becoming PM. He is a friend of Farage, doesn't give a single fuck about BoJo. When he visited the UK he said he never met Michael Gove before despite having met both him and Boris before. Shows how much he cares about the social democrats at the top of the conservative party.
Regardless, even if Brexit is delivered by some miracle, it will absolutely rek the British economy because voters and parliament are completely unwilling to accept any of the reforms needed to make their economy more competitive.
I get second hand embarrassment when I talk to Brexit supporters who then go on to mention how much they love muh NHS n shiet. Brexiteers are the biggest statist and socialist cucks around.
PMQ's is going to be kino
>NOOOO DEMOCRACY IS FINISHED BECAUSE WE KEEP LOSING!!!!
Better than yours
When you think about it, this was the only way Brexit would end.
Nice quints but are you implying Johnson is a right wing politician in any way? Because if you are oh boy you're in for some big disappointment.
No he's just another good goy but I like seeing the meltdown of people who think he's another literally Hitler.
He's a racist
He does look like Oney.
Ed Sheeran
Rees-Mogg is infinitely more cartoonishly British
Why the fuck are Brexiteers so fucking stupid?
Their entire political position is based on "punching myself in the face to own the libs".
>Brexiteers are the biggest statist and socialist cucks around.
based retard
A length of rope because nothing is passing on October 31st and no one will accept a US deal because US deals mean asset stripping and job losses.
himself
The one and only
It's quite reasonable to want to ensure political sovereignty for your country. The dumb ones are the ones who think the EU was raping the country or flooding it with Muslims.
lmao and Trump was?
>Boris, you won!
>Woooow
she might be a good fit for the role.
>MUH DEMOCRACY.
bruh its literally a monarchy
It's a parliamentary system. Voters get to vote for an MP to represent them. After that, it's all about what the MPs do in parliament and in their parliamentary parties. People just get confused because the PM has become more of a presidential figure since the 80s, so they think hey wait a sec why can't I directly elect the leader? But it's not a presidential system.
An older, fatter Tom Holland
It hasn't really been one since 1688, my dude
Tom Wilkinson
>he fell for Boris (aka Alexander) Jonson's buffoon act
He is a sinister man who hides his intentions behind clownish anticts. Do not let down your guard.
Ahahaha fucking SEETHING I love it! Cope harder
It's part of his le epic disheveled-yet-erudite aristocrat xD persona
>those tooth stains
the most literal execution of a shit eating grin
He seems to actually have human qualities, like charm. Good leadership requires that, and that's what the UK needs now after years of stagnation.
based Peter Hitchens reference
Amazing that Theresa May will now be the second worst PM of 2019
Fucking Labradors have charm. What Britian needs is competence and Johnson doesn't have any of that
does this one fuck pigs too?
>He seems to actually have human qualities, like charm. Good leadership requires that, and that's what the UK needs now after years of stagnation.
Britain needs to be repatriating every non white since the 1948 nationalities act was passed having charm is not required
They went to the same schools and were part of the same clubs, so if the David Cameron story is true then 100% Boris fucked a pig too
>a chimera of Labour+SNP+Greens+LibDems will take over
>Labour
The chosen ones will never allow Corbyn to have any power.
These captchas are getting like Where's Wally.
To get a country, or never mind that, even just a political party united, you need leadership qualities. To win elections you do need charm, like it or not. He has both. Don't be dumb.
Ermm, like, Tory man bad, like, fuck Brexit, like, seriously
And he did neither. The country as a whole despises him and the Conservatives have never been as divided as they are now.
>SNP
>Implying Scotland will still be in the UK by next GE
Scots are all mouth. They’ll never leave.
Wrong. You understand nothing about Boris and his ways. He is a highly educated and intelligent man and knows exactly what he is doing. We could have stopped him but we failed.
Kek at all the Remoaner seething
Who will play the seething Scottish Trump?
He will unite the Tories, win a general election, and bring about a new golden age for Britain at home and around the world
They had a referendum and Stay won, every poll taken since then has shown Scots have no interest in another one. In the last election the SNP took a beating. What evidence do you have that allows you to make such a statement?
Based retard
Shares the title of worst PM in history alongside May and Cameron and soon to be first.
Abosolute Kino Answer
>Won by a vote
It LITERALLY is
We're going to get some incredible post-apocalypse kino after the UK leaves the EU without any deal.
he has been announced for about 3 hours user, give him a chance.
Why does he wear the mask?
>All the worst PM are all the Tory ones from the last 10 years!
How do I know you're under 20 years old?
I voted brexit because a free trade deal with the US will increase my wages by a projected 35%
He's based
holy shit, kino politics is back on the menu boys.
give me a ring when he actually does anything though
wtf i love boris now