Hey user move over I need to use the computer

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literally heaven

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Cringe but blackpilled

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Dude is probably choking.

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Same, except I have no idea how it started for me, just a broken brain I guess
Cringe and bluepilled, I sniffed one of my gfs farts while she was asleep and blew the biggest load (she doesnt know about any of this)

based

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>wears BBC pants

You have lost your fucking mind

what? the british broadcasting corporation used to sell those pants after the war.

bbc pants also known as blacked-tights are legwear worn to show off a womans buttocks and attrack black men specifically.
It's like a more subtle version of that tattoo.

in a good way

Probably a homosexual

Nor should she. Years ago my friend caught me sniffing his girlfriend's socks. He told her and she overreacted. Stupid whore. I sniffed her drawers too but was never caught.

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what kind of fucking FAGGOT wouldnt want a warm, eggy or leafy brap right into their nostrils???

Oh boy dat sad, deflated, Hank Hill booty.

>overreacted

Bro, its creepy as shit if shes not your gf.

Normies just dont understand us... did she press rape charges against you or something?

Real talk I just learned that girls farts smell better than video games.

Seriously. You know that new game package smell? Like when you just took off the wrapping? My god, its a glorious smell. I've masturbated sniffing this smell so many times. It's great and the main reason I still buy games.

But my sister just farted on the couch next to me while I was playing Street Fighter IV. She blushed got up fanned her ass and ran to the bathroom to, I assume, shit or maybe she shit herself while she was next to me, there was some extra bulge in the back of her jeans. Now let me reiterate. She was sitting directly next to me. In effect, she farted on my side and then waved fart gas from her butt to my face. Now you fucking listen to me. This smelled glorious. I immediately became rock hard and didn't give a shit, I pulled my cock out and masturbated right there smelling my own sister fart. I didn't even care that I got beat by a scrub Ken while I was jerking off.

C A U G H T

this is me, just with shemales

How would you react if your girlfriend told you she caught her friend sniffing your underwear

>tfw this pasta makes me hard
I just want to die

what did he see???

Its just socks, bruh.

I had to move out of their guest room and move back in with my folks. 20 years on and I'm still home with my folks. He's now divorced and is giving that bitch half and the house is now hers. He stops by occasionally to say s'up but he's looking for sympathy. Fuck him and his Ex.

She needs to do squats and firm up her ass because it looks like someone stapled two pancakes to her backside. Fucking disgusting.

This unironically happened to me, with my cousin who is just a few years older than me when she was like 19, and she didnt shit herself it sounded more like a trumpet, she laughed and I went to the bathroom to jerk my knob off into oblivion

Fucking brutal, some random slut condemned you to the NEET life all for sniffing some socks...

you aren't funny and no one is impressed by you.

Not him but socks aren't underwear, so you have a false equivalence there. Socks are socks. Yeah, that's a bit weird, but in what context?
If his friend walked in and he was beating his meat while sniffing the socks, yeah, that's perverse and fucked up. But if it was just him picking it up and going "huh, wonder if they smell nasty" and giving them a whiff on like a self-dare, I don't see the issue. Are you saying you've never seen something that looked nasty, like an old piece of food or an old ass shoe (or hell, even a dirty sock), and taken a sniff of it for a laugh? You've never smelled a sock, even one of your own? Get serious.

>Street Fighter IV

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I've been using this website over a decade and you still haven't managed to trick me into liking dicks, trannies, farts, amine girls or even feet. I think I got this.

Ethnicity of the posters ITT: White

I'm Mexican though

Why are non-whites so obsessed with whites?

Is it because of insecurities?

I was expecting more facesitting webms from this thread. Sad!

Dide was in the dog house. Shed nag about everything and the guy was all like, "Sorry hon; not my fault honey." He's such a faggot. Don't remember what she was pissed about but she never liked me and probably wanted me out or whatever. When he told her she probably rode his dick. But she was a snarky snooty bitch. On road trips she, trash, swore she never stayed in motels. Lying whore.

This is me, just with cuckold porn.

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is that oneyng

>kaneda what do you see!?

this is me, but instead of braps it's sissy and BBC cuckolding

I'm not trying to be funny you FAGGOT I'm dead fucking serious if a females warm loving brap doesnt turn you on than you have SERIOUS impotency issues

>I was expecting more facesitting webms from this thread. Sad!
BUMPPPPPPP

ok

LaoChang, what do your insect eyes see?

post more brapkino

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I've had my gf suffocate me with her ass, it's terrifying.

This. The people who wind up being into the shit are just the idiots who start and push the "trolling" because it's all just an excuse to express what they're really into.
>"haha wouldn't it be gross if we were into farts haha yeah that sure would be weird to sniff them i would never do that but let's pretend like we do to troll people"
It's no shock all the "ironic" pedo edgelords wind up getting busted for actual pedophilia. "But Mr. FBI agent, that folder on my thumb drive entitled 'real CP that I fap to' was just a jest!"

>another homosexual

based hitler roleplayer

Best thread on Yea Forums today

literally saving his life

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What about us incels, should we smell our own farts?

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VINDICATION
have you ever smelled your girlfriends farts bros?

What girlfriend?

yes of course I have my friend haha

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It's still incredibly arousing but after a few seconds you genuinely wonder if she's going to kill you.

It's got nothing to do with insecurities, I'm just wondering why y'all are so obsessed with smelling asses. I'm sure it's very ironic

I second this. I lost my breath and didn’t want her to break my neck. I love my life more than I love ass on my face

But every girl wears these pants-oh no

madman

Why yes, I live for the smell

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>Street Fighter 5 is so much better than Street Fighter 4 because Capcom marketers said so

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Get the fuck out of here nigger this is a white mans board, twitter seems much more your speed

i'm white and i find their fetish disgusting. Yea Forums isn't a fair sample since it draws in mostly degenerates.

Why are girls farts always silent but deadly? I've literally never heard a female fart and I live with them

i think it has something to do with the way their anus muscle is designed as opposed to a man's

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>started out laughing at "based"
>started liking how "based" sounds
>started thinking "based" about random things
>started whispering to myself "based"
>started randomly yelling "BASED" around the house
a slippery slope lads...

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A solid chuckle.

Nasty ass bitch

go back to twitch

IM SO FUCKING HORNEE AND LONELEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Fucking delusion

literally me. except i haven't gotten to yelling it out yet

lmao nigga 3s the only way to go