>hey user! can I come over later for Netflix & chill later? ;) >Uuuuummm sweaty...I dont "netflix & chill"... >I "search IMDB for 30 minutes till I find a movie that interests me, then spend another 45 minutes trying to find a decent torrent for it, then load the torrent, wait another hour until its downloaded, check to see if it is actually a decent torrent cause most of the time the name is fake, if its legit, check the antivirus to see how many hundreds of viruses I downloaded along with it, then sometimes search for subtitles for 30 minutes and all because im a poorfag who cant spend 10$ a month for a streaming service but if you push me about it i will claim its because of DA JOOOOOS and chill"...what time were you thinking? >umm no thanks, LOSER
I seriously SERIOUSLY hope you guys don't seriously do this
I made my gf wait an hour while I found a torrent for an obscure stand up comedy special from the 00’s it was pretty funny (to me)
Robert Wright
Shut the fuck up you worthless tranny
Caleb Gray
> then spend another 45 minutes trying to find a decent torrent for it >wait another hour until its downloaded > check the antivirus to see how many hundreds of viruses I downloaded along with it > search for subtitles for 30 minutes
You have to be a woman to be this useless and stupid
Elijah Morales
I know a gal that does that with guys but the da joooos part, no, she doesn't do that silly shit lmao.
Isaiah Cox
Which comic desu?
Eli Phillips
I downloaded and watched the commuter yesterday in like 5 minutes. I was going to watch Non-stop, but then I realized I haven't seen the train version yet so why not.
Connor Garcia
>have established male character like feeling man or dumb frog >they're bald >try to make gender swapped variant girl >they have hair for some fucking reason every god damn time fuck you
Samuel Anderson
There must be a problem with you. My sister gets pretty horny when I start downloading stiff with qBitorrent.
how would you tell it was genderswapped without a female haircut?
Logan Ortiz
>cause most of the time the name is fake That was rare even back in kazaa days (unless you were looking for porn) you fucking idiot. I've never had a mislabeled torrent in my life.
Ryder Gray
wojill is so hot hnngg
Jace Long
>IMDB The red flag was too clear
Cooper Hernandez
Netflix and chill means "have sex"
there's no netflix involved IRL
Joseph Morales
>pink hair PASS
Kevin Collins
This desu
Isaac Fisher
>caring about what whores think and want found the cuck you dictate them what to do, not the other way around
Cooper Carter
I have some rips ready to roll in case any smoking hot cinema babe strolls into my lair.
SHUT UP YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!! DID I FUCKING SPEAK TO YOU?! OF FUCKING COURSE NOT BECAUSE MY DAD BOUNCED ON ME WHEN I WAS 3 AND I DEVELOPED AVOIDANT PERSONALITY DISORDER EVER SINCE!! IF THAT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH I'M FUCKING UGLY!!! I DON'T EVEN DARE TO MAINTAIN EYE CONTACT WITH FEMALES FOR MORE THAN 0.3 SECONDS BECAUSE THEY'LL REGISTER ME AS A CREEPY POSSIBLE RAPIST POSSIBLE SCHOOL SHOOTER, I HAVE BEEN TOLD THIS EXPLICITLY, MY NICKNAME IN HIGH SCHOOL WAS SCHOOL SHOOTER. DID I WANT IT? NO. DID IT HAVE ANY RELATION TO THE TRUTH? NO. I'M SO FUCKING PATHETIC I FEEL BAD ABOUT KILLING MINDLESS INSECTS MUCH LESS HUMAN BEINGS. SO WHAT OF IT? FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
Christian Johnson
So you've already seen Non-Stop but you wanted to watch it again? Why?
Ryan Wood
Your streams probably have the shittiest bitrates that are well below HD standards.
Ethan Scott
when I dated my gf we watched torrented movies on my computer all the time, we even had to carry a sofa into my bedroom every time to have somewhere to sit worked like a charm
James Carter
>Not finding 1080p movies to watch streamed with subtitles in 2019
sure bitch, bring me some chips and I'll let you watch some of the terabytes of literally every fucking thing ever made that I stole from the copyright kikes.
Tyler Ortiz
based
Liam Thompson
>sweaty Its sweetie. Sweaty means to sweat a lot, to perspire
Adrian Walker
go see a doctor user you might have depression
Sebastian Cooper
wut? nigga it takes me like a minute to download a film and searching for torrents is absolutely no hassle if you are in a good private tracker
Carson Richardson
Literally just don't give a shit about women that make everything difficult, they have yet to suffer in life like most men do. Find one that's humbled.
Sadly that often also comes with supporting another man's child.
Brayden Sanders
>17 billion loss >shill threads everywhere Nobody's watching your shit-tier service anymore, faggots, let it go
Brandon Jackson
There is, but it's only relevant for about 5 minutes.
Nathaniel Russell
imagine shilling netflix for free women truely are the niggers of gender
Christian Jones
Finding a remux (subtitles always included btw) takes literally less than a minute.
Henry White
Yes, because all I want to watch is episodes of The Office. Netflix movie catalogue is garbage. Even worse if you live somewhere other than the US. And I can't be arsed to be subscribed to five different streaming services.
Takes me 10 minutes to obtain a flick and have it running on MPC-HC :)))))
Owen Williams
In those ten minutes the girl will already have gotten bored and no longer hope that the movie watching leads to sex
Michael Martinez
I don't really have any need for a person who gets bored in 10 minutes.
Jace Ross
>Netflix & chill Dead meme Try "streaming service with actual content & chill"
Asher Jenkins
good attitude, legit yes
Easton Turner
>it won't take at least 10 minutes to find anything remotely tolerable on netflix >she won't be turned off by looking through the embarrassing shit that makes up most of their catalog Why are shills desperate enough to pretend these things are true?
Josiah Jones
>In those ten minutes the girl will already have gotten bored and no longer hope that the movie watching leads to sex lmao she isn't a goldfish dumb pajeet
Lucas Carter
I literally just Google it and stream it in my browser within 30 seconds. Why would I do all that shit in 2019
Hudson Thomas
obviously not, IMDB is about as jewish as they come
Ian Taylor
>using torrent >not using letterboxd >not having at least 50 movies in mind that you didn't have time watching
Joshua Garcia
they would say something stupid
Tyler Clark
You can search any movie that has a dvd out and find it in under 15 minutes then stream it on your pc. All you need to do is plus the hdmi cable from your tv into your laptop and boom done. Are you telling me you cant afford a laptop?
Christopher Reyes
Girls are supposed to have long hair, get over it you tranny faggot
Adam Gray
I'd just ask him if he wants to get high and play my retropie with me and if not he can fuck off anyway
Logan Thompson
i force my gf to watch yify releases
Ethan Anderson
Based!
Aaron Bailey
>hey user! can I come over later for Netflix & chill later? ;) >who cares
>Come on, user! It's just 10 bucks a month for an unlimited accses to all the movies and tv shows you could ever wish to see! They should charge even more as far as I'm concerned.
Keep seething over "cultural appropriation", hairlet.
Landon Cooper
do you guys really have troubles finding torrents? just learn russian
Carter Cox
hairlet seething
Elijah Barnes
Uhmmm actually sweetie? I only watch movies at the cinema
Jeremiah Rivera
that was stupid and you should feel niggerly
Christopher Lewis
>streamed 1080p >it's actually under 1000kbps video and 32kbps audio THANKS YIFY
Brody Ortiz
>not already having thousands of movies and shows on your own Plex server >having shitter internet that takes an entire hour to download a film >not streaming what you don't have on one of the countless piracy streaming sites >paying the streaming jews just so you can hump some slut with noise on in the background
Mason Anderson
I once bricked my exes computer trying to download an eoaiode of the newest game of thrones.
I knew downloading a .exe was stupid but I was too high to care
Kinda glad i did desu, i never really liked her
Henry Murphy
Thank you, Honkler.
Easton Gutierrez
>hey user, it's wojill, netflix and chill later? >literally who
Jose Price
this, if you got a girl over to your house (which is an already extremely unlikely scenario for the people here) she would be disgusted to find out that you're too cheap to afford a Netflix subscription and have to resort to spending hours torrenting movies like a jew
Robert Rivera
>gave my mom Netflix >she just watches kdramas These shows are really addicting to women. Why so?
Levi Scott
If you download a virus in 2019, you should be euthanized. I hope you brick your computer.
Noah Adams
thanks for reaffirming op, netflix shill very cool
Justin Morales
Being this much of a newfag that you don't know this meme
Lucas Edwards
Why does Yea Forums get so angsty when a girl makes a post?
I have a seed box and use plex to stream on my tv. I use mostly rarbg to get my torrents so it's pretty safe. most content on netflix is shit or outdated
