Stranger Things - rank the seasons Yea Forums

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Next year she is definitely showing them tits off

Bros..

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maya looks exactly like my gfs roommate

this

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She looks like she fucks white girls.

>daughter of uma thurman and ethan hawke
I didn't even know she had famous parents. I didn't even know uma and ethan were married once and had a kid

dem milkers

Ethan famously remarked in public that Uma's vagoo got blown out after giving birth,

3 is as good as 1.

i did not expect her voice to be as deep as it was, her appearnce does not give off the vibe that her voice does
also 1 > 2 > 3, everyone was saying 3 was better than 2 but i just don't see it

based ethan

Someone post the hot lifeguard broad all taped up.

Milk truk just arrive

looks like a non-retarded liara roux

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tits minus well be out

Now that someone's said it, I can totally see both of them in there.

1>3>2

jesus fuck

Her face is ugly but somehow she is really hot to me. I dont know how to explain.

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>Daughter of Ethan Hawks and Uma Thurman
>After your birth your dad says “post-birth sex is like fucking a glass of water” regarding your mother
>cheats on your mom with your nanny
>divorces your mom for the nanny
>marries the nanny
Why in the world is she not Maya Thurman?

ah-bloo-bloo

>Her face is ugly
Dude what the fuck. She's hot, looks just like her mom. Plus she's got really nice tits.

How could any man do this to his family. What a faggot piece of shit. Come to think of it, why are all celebrities such pieces of shit about their marriages? I feel like the divorce rates among celebrities is way higher than normal. To the point that a person with a stable and lovely family like Chris Pratt is an outlier.

She's got a really trashy working class face that I just wanna cum on.

You know Chris Pratt is divorced too, right?

>To the point that a person with a stable and lovely family like Chris Pratt
user...
Granted, Anna seems to have gone crazy or something while they were married.

DAMN IT GUYS

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Guess not. I dont pay attention much to these things. Well, thats another one to the pile lol

On the contrary, I think actors who meet through television have stable and lovely marriages.

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>looks just like her mom
You say that like it's a good thing

reminds me of this

youtube.com/watch?v=XrgVDbquhJo

Pratt never badmouthed his ex-wife

is that fucking Ted Bundy? I knew he escaped prison twice, but he really pulled all the stops for this last stint

Are you telling me Uma Thurman isn't hot?

>does all that
>leaves her stuck with a name that sounds like "my cock" on top of it
>she almost certainly was teased for this
is ethan hawke based bros?

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fag

I'd like to be in there if you know what I mean...

I just want to blow on her nipples till they get stiff

Get help.

ready to get titfucked

she's perfect, i wanna die

0 > 1 > 3 > 2
No Stranger Things is better than Stranger Things.

D-does that work?
Asking for a friend

Literal milksow, get to lactating already you rancid sop.

of course, blowing on the nips cools them, and you know what happens to nipples when its cold right?

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just as I got over my crush for genocidal dany I get hit with this?
I hate life as an incel

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This.

3 is better than 1 time to admit it.

are those real?

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i rank these jugs as 10/10

>After your birth your dad says “post-birth sex is like fucking a glass of water” regarding your mother

Is this true?

I desire milk. It's time you fed me.

I want to impregnate this bitch

based ethan. he's likely mad that she didn't opt for the simple procedure that fixes that, they can put in like a few stitches and make it tight again, I used to fuck a girl with a baby and I remember her telling me about getting that done and her pussy wasn't the best I've ever had, but it for sure wasn't loose. I feel bad for uma, but why not get a few stitches and keep your husband?

Nah

Well, not if your dick is a decent size, anyway. Ethan Hawke must be hung like a light switch.

My god look at those breasts.

With that mom it is not weird that she got those tits .

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Unexpected tits are a prize in life

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Wrong
1 > 2 > 3
Anyone who disagrees is obviously a numale

provide me with milk, hole!

I’d suck those tits all night

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I call em ninja titties

Try sucking your first tit then get back to us

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I sucked you moms tit. She called me her little milkboy

>I think knowing like 4 and a half languages gives her a solid 7

if you rate someones looks, how exactly does language come into play?

especially when it's not simply "They aren't flat as thought", it's "they're secretly titty monsters"

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big

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is she trying to get cast in a Tarantino film or why take pics like these?

All women are whores.

Didnt Tarantino date Uma some time ago?
Imagine the violent wanks he had thinking of Maya

Your mother.

Who's this titty monster?

steve is a beta

>I'M SICK OF IT, ROBBIE! WHY'S MAYA NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!? I'VE GOT MORE OF A FUCKING CHANCE WITNESSING ARSENAL WIN THE LEAGUE AGAIN THEN GETTING HER ON A DATE!

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Billie Eilish

not him, but hearing
>faster
or
>come
in 4 languages, one after the other, can be pretty nice

>in 4 languages, one after the other,
Yea Forums virgins never cease to amaze me with their hilarious ideas of what sex is like

the zoomer singer? no way

She was trying to hide massive knockers under the baggy outfits this whole time

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Gib milkies

Imagine being Sadie in that series and having to be all like "damn, Caleb, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your charcoal skin and fucked-up pube hair on top.I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all she really wants to do is replace Millie as El.

Like seriously imagine having to be Sadie and not only sit in that chair while Caleb McLaughlin flaunts his disgusting body in front of you, the makeup just barely concealing his nauseatingly dark acne-ridden skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he acted like your boyfriend. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him YOU DA MAN and BEAUTIFUL AT EVERY COLOR because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day.

You know this is your closest chance to mainstream Hollywood success after you age out of high school roles, so you play along and say "Aww, babe your so sweet!" and Caleb, you are SO MUCH more attractive than Finn Wolfhard, Joe Keery and even guy playing my brother" in hopes of future success. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

Max is a garbage character that offered nothing. The only thing worth a shit was her brother who was slightly one dimentional at worst

>why are all celebrities such pieces of shit about their marriages?
Because unlike you, they have the status to literally fuck any girl who isn't an A list actress.

but not yours

I unironically ran into this chad IRL this morning

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how do you ironically run into someone?

I miss this lil nigga like you wouldn’t believe

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6/10? Only?

It’s an unnecessary procedure that can give women discomfort for the rest of their lives. It’s a waste of resources. Uma just needs to do some kegels lol

It’s heavily implied in the media that he cheated on her though

She’s already in his newest one so it must be working

teenage stacys were flocking to him left and right no joke. absolute alpha. big time manlet though.

milkies

>Why in the world is she not Maya Thurman?
because her dads a fucking legend!

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Maya Hawke is hot as fuck, you're a coping incel if you think she's average

so this is the price for working for the (((tribe)))
literally selling your offspring into modern prostitution

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>they can put in like a few stitches and make it tight again
The loosening effect happens even if they have a c-section. Putting "stitches" there is just the idea of some dumbass doctor.

>another thread with Maya and Billie Eilish

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why specifically those two?

Reminder that she got wolfharded

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Big tits

That lucky faggot.

They both have surprisingly big tits that aren't immediately apparent.

silly user, Steve is destined to be gay in the next season

damn, tarantino could had hit uma's pussy wagon but he is so fucking autist and just cock blocked harvey, good thing is a baby from tarantino and uma probably been ugly because tarantino's genes

Don’t call Maya a faggot

Which one is wearing the nail polish?

>when the life gives you a second chance
nah, tarantuismo just gonna be friendzoned again

I can't tell which of those hands is the girl's

ethan hawke has a diverse filmography. uma only has kill bill and pulp fiction. she uses his name because his name is just simply more respectable.

Ain’t he a little too young for her?

Tarantino going full Littlefinger on us.

1 > 2

3 was on par with Chuck

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whats some good synthwave music to listen to?
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youtube.com/watch?v=p0S9o_hz93I&

Post a girl that’s not average if that’s average for you.

When I was finishing my graduation project I had a playlist of just shit like this playing nonstop. I think I became sensitized to it, because I can't stand any of those old "synths". Look around you. This isn't 1983. This is 2019. The international jew won, and we're about to enter the age of the machines.

Banging tinder thots and having hot passionate sex with your woman are 2 entirely different things.
If Im single and banging thots I dont even kiss them.

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How do i get to bang thots?

no your gfs roommate looks like maya retard

>She's got a really trashy working class face
Which makes her perfect faggot.

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i had a shitty job where they basically designed our work shirts to hide any curves. this would always happen if we all went to bars together

i was listening to a podcast where they were doing a guest spot on her own and it was right before they got divorced. she seemed completely bitter and was giving advice to happy couples to "break up and live your own life" lol

I'm tired of being an incel.

Just be cocky and confident.
Thats quite literally 90% of it.

Here, forgot to say attractive, that too.

are you phoneposting or are you that retarded that you misconstrued "might as well" as "minus well"

Does it really matter in a doggie dog world?

Thats not even that hard, just try to not look like you just crawled out of a nuclear reactor and youll be good bro.

legit?

He should play Harry Flynn in the uncharted movies

I was going to try and explain why 3 is better then 2 but it would just be a personal opinion about the horror or general ideas of both seasons. However, 1 is still better than the others.

You're right, I should just try being myself.

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Honestly him and Steve are the best characters in the show. Steve has a hard life tho

she should have been in midsommar bros she is swedish it would have fit look at those tootsies and tell me she would not have been perfect for a role, any role

Kavinsky is alright but I don''t listen to synth a lot
youtube.com/watch?v=Zz-ug4nnHxg

kek’d and check’d

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no

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what languages does she speak?

Breasts.

You've fallen into my trap.

Ikr?

r

angry?

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they should date in real life

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Digits and he bangs her next season

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What is it about tits that make them so wonderful?

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soft

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we're hardwired to be attracted to them, or else babies would starve. also this .

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why do people keep claiming Eleven is ugly? She's cute

OUT OF CONTROl

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Robin looks like that?

what is the context of this outfit?

chad kino

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>hides tits away from the beta masses
>exclusively fucks niggers

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Definitive order: Season 1 > don’t watch it >don’t watch it

>MY MUVVA LOVES MBB MORE BLUD. IS SHE MAD?

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Nice

IMAGINE titfucking her

As a "fan:" 3>2>1
As a "critic:" 1>2>3

this is a tits thread dumbass

Her face is average at best. But her body.
BUT HER BODY
BUT HER BOOODEEHHH
BUTHER BODEH IS TELLING ME YESSS

story

Literal life goals, fuuuuck

flat ass 80's edition

based /got/ poster.

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To play doubles advocate it can be easy to misconstrue.

bobs

idiots are a diamond dozen my friend