His last name is Sanchez? why? he looks white. you never see a hispanic with blue hair, either

a slang term for old lady grannies is blue hairs.

¡ME HE *erupto* C-C-CONVERTIDO EN UN PEPINILLO, MORTY! ¡PEPINILLO RIIIIIIIIIICK! DIOS NO ES *erupto* REAL MORTY NO LO O-OLVIDES

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Hispanics can be white dummy

a sang term one of my instructors taught us to on elderly men was to call them q tips

>argentina is white

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go to bed, you’re drunk

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Hispanic_and_Latino_Americans

How do I know you're not american?

>why is his last name Alvarez, he looks white

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a thread died for this

theres also a mexican ytuber named juan doesnt even look close to a mexican, talks and looks like a white dude, his yt is thatwasepic

From the first time hearing his last name being sanchez, I assume its because justin roiland thinks 'dirty sanchez' is funny, and are probably waiting to use that joke at some pivotal point

why does someone know this

It wasn't even that though, it was "'MEMBER THIS OBSCURE MCDONALD'S PROMOTION FROM THE 90S?". He could have just said Szechuan sauce, but it had to be the McDonalds szechuan sauce. It was just some random pop culture reference that someone pulled out of their ass, because references are funny, I guess.

It's not even like any of them even liked the stuff, because there's that video where McDonalds sent the staff some, and their taste test basically resulted in a resounding "Ehh...it's fine.".

It's a parody of "Doc Brown"

>jajajajaja gringo, ju see, we are white just like ju! Jajajajaja!!

He's the rare white Spaniard, which is even rarer in Mexico, bordering on near extinct.

I think his hair is meant to be gray.

rare? I take you have never ben to Mexico city, more whites their then fucking new York or LA.

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?? my life will literally go on the same

youtube.com/watch?v=W71qRzCr0Mc

>be half mexican with mexican last name
>have skin color like this

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damn all the triggered self-hating spics and mullatos in this threads

seething

when have you seen anyone irl with his hair color, dipshit

lol spic

Most hispanic immigrants are white.

Mas blanco que tu, John.

>be doesn't know
The pasty ginger Louis ck is a Mexican too. Not all Mexicans are brown

The term hispanics referring to south americans and central americans is wrong basically, they are brown because of niggers and natives mixing, they are mulattoes and mestizos.

Technically, true Hispanics are white, well... as white as spaniards and portuguese can be.

Maybe he's european spaniard, not a spic?

why would a european be named rick?

are there no ricks in europe? either way most americans have european surnames.

are you just upset your major cities are known for having a shit load of non whites? USA was never yours to begin with, your grandchildren will be brown.

I dated a half mexican and she was darker than that.... then again... the other half was black