/bb/ Big Brother 21

season is piss. piss season

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Why does Jess tell people she's 32 years old? (she is 37)

Wait, so cunt didn't even have to burn her veto? Cliff just rolled over?

Hey, Ian...
After this thread hits the bump limit, just let it die.

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Fat fuck thinks people care about her age.

Big Moo would win this season.

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you now remember that epic house meeting from BB21 where Nick broke down and cried. what an iconic moment from a show that's had its share of them.

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housemeeting was a big fat fucking failure

This season is a big fat fucking failure

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upvoted

Okay, now this is epic.

i think nick expected them to chimp out at him but the alliance bit their tongue and played along

reminder

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jack is not even gonna be in final 5

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Jack is going to get Austin'd

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what work is she gonna get done with the half mill coming her way?

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> Pump it

how tall is tommy?

hopefully they can give her a personality

*eyefucks you*

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god imagine those strong jowls sucking the nut straight out of your balls

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did he just win bug brother??

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d'aww cliff gave analyse a frozen rootbeer

she only eats pusy

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I want to mist Christie

was BBCAN7 actually good?

>chad and stacy invite you over to watch Netflix

anything is possible in your imagination, give it a shot sometime

>ostracize you
>"i love you as a person though"

>makes the worst housemeeting in big brother history

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its exactly like this season

power alliance everyone is aware of but everyone's afraid to go after because they don't want to be targets for the power alliance

whoa you’re right, I just imagined it and it was p hot.
thanks for giving me the confidence to use my noggin!

I really really care about you *slams your head down on a table* and I respect you so much *grabs you by the throat and lifts you into the air* and honestly I love having you in the house here with me *throws you through glass backdoor* but in the end it's just a game bro

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JACK SHOW BABY

needed a pinch of "i'm here for your journey"

8/10

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kek

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stfu christie you are so full of shit. that stupid alliance was your idea. you went to nick and bella and told them about your power

good job anal

nick sam and bella dragged christie and tommy into it for the kemi vote

nice post
not going to save that image though

i chuckled. and then they tell her no no, you dont need to say anything else. you got your point across

:)

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ya this season is bb19 tier

holy crap. is that the aunt? id turn lezzer for her

SIXTEEN STRANGERS
PICKED TO LIVE IN A HOUSE TOGETHER

me in the middle

>hogg behind tommy

holy shit

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NICOLE NOOOOO

I want to see Analyse explain how to backdoor someone.

do women really think men want them for something beyond sex?
do they really think the hookups on this reality TV show are going to turn into relationships?

Will Cliff make it to jury now?

he has a clear path to juror #1

this little faggot

>is that the thing me and jack did in the hoh shower?

tbf Jessica got married (and a million bucks)

quarky talking with nick and bella for the past 5 minutes if anyone is keen. they hashing out the blowup and all that

>wasting precious moments on a sinking ship when you could be making bonds with other HGs in this very crucial and vulnerable time

she started a wedge with holly and analyse earlier, she should be concentrating on that

quarky hangs with all the houseguest that are about to go. its almost like playing possum. everyone views her as being dead already and ignore her.

bella thinks she has to go to nicks parents house after she gets out cause she is homeless after having sex with him on the feeds

josh did the same thing in 19. not with jody but with p much everyone else, even prejury, he'd randomly get close with whoever was going home.

she was close with kemi and ovi before they were otb. she has been raging againg nick and bella since before they put her otb. she is just a bad player

probably the only good move she will make in this season

He really looks like smug Pepe there

this is the smug pepe cap of the season

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Who would Jess put up if she won HOH?

analyse and sam

whens jury?

actually make that nick and sam

>go to watch rhap
>faggot derrick on it

i love how everything he says is gospel whether it ends up being true/helping the persons's game or not

Knowing her,
Nicole and cliff

This season is completely shit, and even BB19 was better.

>he posted it again

did they ever show their slip and slide on the show?

whoever talks to her first

nick and sam
im sure she wont nominate a girl

It's true. I know there's this recency bias on here to state that the current shitty season has to be better than a past shitty season, but right now it's unanimously decided on the internet to be a shit season. BB19 had some redeeming features.

what is that big red lump on jacks clavicle?

christie giving big jess her daily dose of mist

the game literally just started, camp comeback delayed actual power moves. in thursday, we gonna see bb21's 1st eviction with goodbye messages.
the stakes are higher than ever

>Week 4
>Power alliance steamrolls and gets rid of outsiders
>Game just started

big jess throwing quarky under the bus to christie

Jess can rot

she deserves this for trying to play the middle and not just riding with the shooters

no its not though. bb19 was absolute shit start to finale. the finale was the ONLY good thing about it, which you had to slog through 40 something eps and 99 days of feeds to get to. this season theyre getting lots of shitty literal whos out early so then the end game can be all the people who actually know what theyre doing. i agree the cast is below average but its not shit. its just a meh season, not the worst ever

she is giving up nicoles game to her

jesus

well this is going to raise quarky on the hit list now. fucking jess man

She's too OP she needs a Nerf she started with a party member and got really a good spell right away

i would just start telling christies all kinds of shit and watch her self implode

big jess gonna be the goat of the season
but the tricky thing is she can actually win

This woman can barely sputter words out, as soon as her all girl idea went to shit she was lost.

>C-Christie will i-implode....THIS TIME!!!

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jess ratting out bimbo too reeeeeeeeeeeeee

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apparently holly and jackson are done

yes we know he broke up with her last night

this convo might convince christie that jessica really cant keep her mouth shut about anything

jessica is christie's jenn city

>i dont want it to look like im tattle telling
proceeds to vomit out everything anyone has told her

nick has bella in a headlock putting her out of her misery

>do women really think men want them for something beyond sex?

Well, Cody did fall head over heals for her. They got married and had a kid together. His twitter right now is dedicated to promoting Jessica. Now you tell me where she got that idea from.

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I like Jess because she is the house Mom. I relate to her sooo much. : )

jessica tommy jess

i relate to her because i am fat

Showmances are like tinder hookups

Most of them are just pretty people who get bored but every so often you get a couple that genuinely likes each other and stays together

like twice in twenty years, mostly it's just dumb whores getting fingerbanged on livestream

what was jack going to tell holly when she was in the shower earlier? his retarded plan to bring cliff in to "gr8tful"?

seriously, i thought jess and her were actually close

based fatposter

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wtf is this slop pudding fiasco that they had to cut feeds

I love how when a house guest has something interesting to say they pussyfoot around it and use vague terms to only have cams cut to a different room. This is why people pay for the service. Although in the future maybe we can give them a couple hours wear we cut the mics and cams? I would be okay with that.

uhhhh........what?

Jeff & Jordan
Rachel & Brendon
Dani & Dominic
Victor & Nicole
Mark & Elena
Tyler & Angela
Fessy & Hayleigh
Swaggy & Bay
Ika & Dem

and I think Sam & Adam from BBcan7 might still be together

yes
i really dont know why hes going all in on cliff

you forgot cody & jess

sure is a long feedcut for slop pudding

based DR telling everyone Jack made a racist rice pudding comment about Bella so now everyone has to vote to evict Jack instead of Bella to save face

wow i just realized it was that
christie made it so dramatic

feeds back
cliff is there telling a story

Mark and Elena and Fessy and Hayleigh both broke up.

ovi made finals for survivor i think cliff just said?

what was the smug pepe cap of last season?

he'll fucking suck at that too.

Mark and Elena only "broke up" so they could technically be exes and do MTV's ex on the beach together

Cliff is the only one with interesting stories.

this but unironically

Because the spirit caller never lets other people talk

they were responding to a post about Cody and Jess

jack is here
lets see if hes gonna talk about the pudding

i dont know why he thinks he needs an 8 on 4 alliance

This is one of the most unlikable casts of all time.

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victor and nicole were not a showmance in the house

both showed up single and ready to mingle

>Ovi on Survivor
Yikes

jack was really disappointed with the power
>so i just reroll the dice

she got fingerblasted by 2 other guys on different seasons

because zoomers don’t have any real life experience and thus no stories to tell

Do you apply for a particular show or does CBS just throw you wherever they want you?

She got in a showmance with Corey though. She only ended up with Victor because Corey didn't want to be serious outside the house.

how would reviewbrah do on bb?

jack hasnt campaigned for a single vote

he runs the The Jack Show. why would he need to?

even a bag of garbage would stay next to bella
why bother

bella finally crying

uh oh, looks like jack knows the bad edit hes getting with kemi and all that

I don't know about Ovi but CBS redirects people to different reality shows. Like Big Brother to Amazing Race.

bella pretty much breaking down
crying hard

sam nick bella crying together in the RV

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jack is a douche but he honestly has a good view of the game as a whole

I think you send in an application for one show but CBS can put you where they want. Like Rob wanted to play Big Brother and Michaela wanted to be on The Amazing Race. Wouldn't surprise me if a few BB players applied for Survivor originally

>jack:im not a religious person but being OTB has made me gr8tful

>hogg... im gr8tful

i dont even see jack as a douche
compared to jackson hes a saint

for some reason i specifically remember frankie was a survivor casting that they sent to big brother

holly saying she tried to apologize to jackson

Strong challenge beasts are probably survivor apps sent to big brother

good

jack is pretty much a doomer

Jack made a racist comment

only way jackson takes back holly is if she agrees to a 3some with kat

whats next for nicole?

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>sam wins HoH
>puts up jack/sis
>jack wins veto
>takes off, christie uses power
>nicole put up

cliff with quarky in hammock

nicole cliff

nicole really wants jack gone this week

nicole said she heard tommy whisper to michie that is nicole jess and cliff
aka the boot order

quarky totally clocking christies game

based quark

cliff and nicole worried that bimbo would snitch that they want to keep bella

this stupid FAGGOT BOOMER FUCKING RUINED THIS SEASON
FOR WHAT
2 FUCKING WEEKS?
ARE U FUCKING SENILE U OLD FUCK
U STUPID FUCK
2 WEEKS?
IMMA COOK HIS OLD ASS WHEN HE GETS OUT FUCKING BOOMER

>shooters voted to keep nicole
>doesnt want to vote with her
>shooters voted to evict cliff
>cliff gives them everything they want
its hilarious

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Where are all the boomers that were flooding /bb/ with cliff memes a few days ago?

fuck off swaggy you barely made it 2 weeks

we're here now spamming Jack Show memes now. the operative word is "memes"

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>nicole trusts nick and bella more than the 6
you pretty much asking to be evicted

hello retard

not wrong in doing so right now desu

nicole mad that christie doesnt want to evict jack
shes really on christies game
looks like nick's funeral worked on her

I'm revoking my membership to the cliffomaniacs. This stupid fucking boomer just had a chance to redeem this season and he fucking blew it.

yikes now have to listen to Tommy's plastic bullshit

I LOVE bullshit
I'm OBSESSED with bullshit

i think nicole gonna become target #1 for next week

and hereeee commmessss christie

naw its still sam

quarky HOH would be ideal

quarky needs to play christie a little bit more to secure safety. christie was probing jessica about who nicole would put up if she got HOH.

I bet cliff likes Blacked videos because he's a cuck

bro shes already on the shitlist with the 6
tommy told cliff that nicole is the target
she could have easily been in bimbos place and backstab them later with cliff

tuesday lockdown = wall comp

everyone is on the six shooter shit list. you gota kiss the ring of christie to gain safe passage into jury. quarky just needs to reassure christie that she is on her side.

I really cannot stand her overly emotional paranoid BS.
She's really annoying.

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Nicole needs to do some serious butt kissing

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shes even on the bottom of cliffs totem pole
most of the alliance feel betrayed that they risked to save her and shes giving nothing back

yes we already knew this because julie said HoH was gonna be on the feeds

the gay guy with that carrot worries me

time for anal hoh

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tommy will prob win

cliff's gay bar story
faggot boomer

Cliff's gonna go HOGG MODE and win HoH in the one week that he's safe and can compete. The Six Shooters are toast.

i wanna play sims with quirky

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cute bog
hes a dumb boomer fuck

>being aggro this late
have sex

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goodnight /bb/

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night babes

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jack is so lucky

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>tfw this is my 1st live bb season
>its worse than any season of Survivor I've seen
>Love Island is miles ahead of it

What did S21 mean by this?

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i think anal realizes she is just a fuck toy while jack and christie actually have a relationship

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>derrick compared christie to devin
why is mistie such a plebfilter? shes doing so well

Nah user her face always look like that

well she chose to be that
she complained hard to christie about not wanting to be his boyfriend

>tfw this is my 1st live bb season

I feel sorry for you
Been a feedster since season 14 and this has been my least favorite
No one I'm rooting for and/or fapping to.

what got you through s19?

Season 16 was more difficult for me
Phlegm Boy Derrick always rubbed me the wrong way

Ummm, yes. I can feel this tasty Jess backdoor right now.

>survivorfag prefers the highly edited shitshows
are you really a slave to the edit when you are that willing?

>anal: i say "i dont know a lot"
>jack: its just cause your uncertain of what you want to say
>anal: i dont know

Would all the twitterfags be defending Jackson if Holly had been gaining weight and he told her he "missed her old body"? or is this another case of the endless hypocrisy of SJWs.

>Been a feedster since season 14 and this has been my least favorite

I wish I watched S17 feeds, mang

>are you really a slave to the edit when you are that willing?

It sounds like as a person that watches feeds you are actually suffering tho

quarky talking to big fat jess in kitchen

>big jess: there is no sides. i dont see any sides

i mean, she's right.
there is one alliance and a bunch of victims

I'm really started to think that she was fucked by an uncle when she was a kid at this point.

quarky is going to get taken out because of jess and her blabber hole

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GURL POWER!

fat 'people' are the worst

jess thinks bella would want to put up nicole and jess if she won HOH next week. jeezy creezy someone take her out back and shoot her

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kat needs a dedicated tits cam

tommy and christie discussing who they want in their final 3. christie doesnt want jack there.

Based Paul actually lives in a society

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yes
twitter.com/globaltv/status/1126524732898070528?lang=en

nick lives with his parents?

obviously

someone put a green hand on angela's chin

do it yourself

put as in it's already been done, pea brain

dumb frog poster

>she is homeless after having sex with him on the feeds

how many times have they had sex anyways?

who cares

That’s paulie

no it's paul

I'm asking so obviously i do

count yourself then :)

At least one time. Also wearing a see through shirt in bed. So yeah if she has traditional Asian parents she has put on a shamefur dispray

she doesn't live with her parents

is she the first asian to ever be a thot? I honestly dont think theyve ever existed until now

are you retarded?

I've known many Asian thots dude they are uncommon but not unicorns

she was supposed to be awkwafina but she’s just a disappointment

sheeeeeltered. shelby says "have sex."

I hope the shelbyfags don’t wake up

Did someone call my name????

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seeing how much the log tipped in her direction and how much it swung after she let go was way funnier than I thought it would be

wonder if she weighs more than jack and jackson. not sure how their heights compare

She has to be pushing 250lbs and I don’t think anyone else is close to that

I'm thinking of skipping wednesdays episodes, avoiding this thread altogether and watching Thursdays episode.

Is this a solid plan?

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only caps I have of her is standing next to other girls but she seems to be the tallest girl. she's probably at least 250 then so then she'd have to be the heaviest person in the house because I don't think jack and jackson are much over 6' so they're probably not too much over 200

you get to watch anal lice and bimbo undress on the wednesday ep

>tfw the best bb contestant on TV right now is Winston

>mmhmmm

good call. I knew there was one but I really couldn’t remember

>DR has already asked several houseguest what they think about Jack's rice pudding comment
I think production has realized that the optics of Jack staying this week vs Bella going home are not good. If these stars really want to grow their social media clout from Big Brother, it's going to be sold to them that Jack is a horrible person and needs to go home this week.

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it was a pretty funny joke no need to be upset about it

what is the problem with saying rice pudding when talking about an asian anyways?

handsome

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I'm not upset about it at all, but clearly everyone's need to stay woke is going to bring this to a head this week. If Bella goes home after Jack's comments, they are going to get slammed.

do you think they'd be upset if someone told a french person to go eat a baguette? what is the difference between these examples and asians I wonder

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>Asians eat rice haha le funny stereotype
It's not like it was devastatingly harmful, but trying to spin it as not a racial comment is stupid.

Because French is not a race.

my elementary school would have a culture week every year where it would be themed around a country and one year it was china and we ate rice pudding. is my elementary school racist?

why is it ok for some gook to tell a white person to go make white bread?

It was a racial comment obviously. It wasn’t harmful by any stretch of the imagination

There's a difference between celebrating cultures and making fun of them.
>some gook
In any case, two wrongs don't make a right. More just dishing it out back at white people. Which clearly makes them seethe more than racist comments against others do. Funny how that happens.

It's more just how he didn't even have to think about it, it just came right off his tongue. Almost like he's made these types of comments all his life.

if someone is from philly they'd joke about cheesesteak but if someone is chinese you can't joke about rice pudding.
>he has good comedic timing
>therefore he's a monster

yeah it was just a joke that involved race. standard stuff before the joke holocaust

>is my elementary school racist?
if there are any white people that work/go there then yes. duh.

>why is it ok for some gook to tell a white person to go make white bread?
it's not, but it's some random dude on the internet vs a guy whose words are being broadcasted across live feeds

taran with some other ugly ho today

it’s called being funny.
and the only people who get mad about it are the “people” who can’t do it.

he's a past bbcancelled HG

>is my elementary school racist?
Imagine being this fucking braindead, how do you breathe without a machine to do it for you?

He wakes up mad!

rice pudding these houseguests need a helping of NICE pudding
am i right fellow superfans

more like ricin pudding

funny
zero funny

that is a racist comment against terrorists

WEW lad

boo lad

When Bella is part of gr8tful and isolating kemi, she's white

When Bella is not a part of gr8tful and is isolated herself, she's a proud POC

Get it?

I'd have trouble believing than anyone on Twitter would care about Bella, POC or not, after how she 'treated Kemi'

Ok lets say somehow Jackson actually gets penalty nommed for sneaking food
Is there any way that leads to Jack going home?
Votes to evict Jack: Nicole? Jess? Kat? Sam? Nick?
Votes to evict Bella: Tommy Christie Holly Sis
Votes to evict Jackson: none

It would eliminate a tie going to Cliff but I highly doubt they can get all 5 of those votes on Jack, especially Nicole and Kat.

>Ok lets say somehow Jackson actually gets penalty nommed for sneaking food
hahahahahaha.
they didn't do shit to jc for everything he did last year and they will bother with some fool eating some shit? don't make me laugh

It won't happen and even if it did Kat wiill stick with the 6 and so will Jess, the outsiders don't want to play

hey i'm just speculating
they gave jen a penalty in bb8

is there any chance the vote flips this week?

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but she wasn't hiding anything. she wanted it. this is different

no

>top ten things my chinese wife finds weird about america

youtube.com/watch?v=hbYmVeUgycM

Game: watch this video
Try to figure out which douchebag is Holly's ex boyfriend
No cheating

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>I will now perform..."EATING."
kino

just guessing the one in red is tommy's aunt

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We're about to die. I'd make a thread but I'm on my phone so I don't have BB picks. Hey moochelle can you make one for me?

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