Movie comes out in less than 6 months

>movie comes out in less than 6 months
>only one trailer
>know next to nothing about the story
>biggest news from comic con was just a red stormtrooper
is star wars dead?

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also goddamn does that armor look cheap as fuck, looks like a Halloween costume you buy at walmart

>is star wars dead?
Yes.
/thread

>Sequels have red stormtrooper
>REHASH. LAZY. FUCKING DIDNEY ONLY CARES ABOUT MONEY

>Prequels literally have dozens of clone trooper variants, most of which just have different colored shoulder pads so they could sell toys
>basedface.jpeg

the power of nostalgia

>when you have to take from the fiction deemed non canon for ideas

They never should have thrown out everything from the EU

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Clone troopers at least made sense in the context of the movie, these things are just an obvious cash grab.

What is this design? It's nothing like Star Wars. It's completely different.

>Clone troopers at least made sense in the context of the movie

lmao an army of boba fett clones made from a boba fett clone because boba fett sold toys

>That FUCKING blaster
Holy shit, its never been this bad.

obviously you retard

And some how doesn't exist anymore

while this may be true , what clones did for the cannon was in the end good, what are sith troopers going to do but die and be forgotten

TH-THE ORIGINAL TRILOGY HAD REAL GUNS TOO THOUGH AAAAAAAAAAA
LOOK AT THE CLASSY WHITE AND RED ACCENT PIECES AND TELL ME YOU DON'T WANT TO PREORDER FIVE REPLICAS

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Empire phased out the clones and Boba is probably long dead in Nu-wars

>people like episode 3, make it like that
>people like red stormtroopers, make it red
>give it lines.

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So? The helmet details on the original stormtroopers in Episode IV were literally just stickers.

>Is Star Wars dead?
No one's ever really gone

it will be fucking plastered everywhere by halloween, just you wait

How about I buy one of the prop blasters from the Original Trilogy, use a few days of machine work to restore it to a functioning firearm, and then blow my fucking brains out?

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Krennic’s death troopers had a better design than this

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coon

Disney's red stormtrooper comes across like a bootleg Chinese refurbishment of an existing design.

>inb4 guy pretends he won't see episode IX
>inb4 guy who says the EU is worse than the sequels
>inb4 guy who rates ROTS over ROTJ
>inb4 guy who says the prequels are good
>inb4 guy who thinks Mike was the first person to think of the time travel plot
>inb4 guy who says Reylo can still happen
>inb4 guy who says Rian Johnson is the greatest kinographer of all time
>inb4 guy who says Rian Johnson destroyed his love of star wars
>inb4 guy who posts that star wars has always been a shit franchise, despite reading the entire thread

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A storm trooper? Looks completely different to me.

>inb4 it gets tossed into a trash compactor just like chrome stormtrooper

FUCK IT

looks cool but utterly useless, doesn't pose anymore of a threat than a normal ass stormtrooper. wasted potential

Last Jedi's full trailer wasn't released till October.

On the other hand this time around it's also got to deal with the disinterest that stemmed from Last Jedi.

even if there was a trailer i wouldn't want to see it

go back and watch the original trilogy, boomer.
literally every costume looks like something grabbed from walmart.

Yeah, well Rogue One had a production team who gave at least three-quarters of a shit about the setting they were working with.

I guess they decided making designs that looked contemporary to that era in the timeline was more important than melting down George's original ideas into a homogenous goop and pouring them into the Disney Star Wars™ mould.

It's the gloss. It wouldn't look as cheap if it had a matte coating applied to it.

Nah wasted potential. They dunked the rebels on scarif harder than the garrison they had there. But because plot armour Baze had to have a moment taking them all down

The blasters didn't

>nostalgia

Nah those movie are just better, you can literally watch them in a side-by-side comparison with the new movies and you’ll see the dip in quality from prequel to sequel

BASEDMAGATROOPERTRUMP2020!!!!1111!!!!1!!!!!!11!11111........

>most of which just have different colored shoulder pads so they could sell toys
Yeah, okay buddy.

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>VODE AN INTENSIFIES

that was soul though

>implying it wasn’t the video games that sold people on clone troopers.

What has video games got to do with this discussion, you dumb illiterate?

dude I fucking loved clone troopers as a kid, halloween every fucking year

>is Star Wars dead?
Metaphorically? Yes
As my greatest desire? Sure
As a source of income and toys for kids? Hah, we’ll be seeing MCU levels of movie releases before the end of the next decade

Only if they get a Kevin Feige level talent. Otherwise, they'll end up like DC. Occasional success, some bombs, and no quality control or leadership

Here’s your (you)

The movies were made for Star Wars video games, the video games got people buying the toys. New movies have shit games, so no one cares about buying toys for the shit movies

their weapons are so badass

Why do the side stories have better trooper designs than the main trilogy? Every single trooper design from the sequel trilogy is shit.

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>As a source of income and toys for kids?

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Fuck off

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they decided in all the movies of this new trilogy that the story didnt matter

>Magma Trooper
>Emperor's Royal Guard Stormtrooper Armor
Totally new Concept this Sith Trooper

>tfw still remember the fun of jumping around in Battlefront I

That's a BADASS design. Love it.

Would that increase or decrease it's collector value?

>mfw they cant even make good star wars games anymore

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Lel droids

fewer

Kill yourself, retard.

what pisses me off most is how non of their weapons look like real firearms,even for the outlandish designs in the prequels, at-least they all looked like they could actually fire projectiles, these are glorified Nerf guns

Might as well revert to using sticks like they did with Star Wars Droids

Looks like motorcross

>they cant even make good star wars games anymore
They can't make good games at all

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You first user

>We Make der eds smaller make dem more scary

No one's ever really gone.

it really is the worst part of the entire getup

This is the greatest fuckup of Disneywars
They've had the license for 7 years and have put out, what, like 3 mobile """games""" and 2 actual games?

>1970s and 1980's sci-fi costume design
>2019 film with a budget of hundreds of millions

Yeah it would be unreasonable to expect a slightly higher standard wouldn't it.

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That's because for the OT they took real guns and added parts on to them to make them "scifi". These new guns are just some art director trying to make their mark on the SW universe with apparent thought to the overall sense of kino.
>Han Solo DL44 was based on Mauser C96 pistol
>Stormtrooper E-11 based on Sterling 9mm submachine gun
>Most famously, Anakin Skywalker lightsaber from ANH based on old camera flash tube

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>with
without

mousecucks on suicide watch. get your helium tanks boys

They worked because they didn't look flashy. SW was "used universe". Standard issue soldiers getting something that looked kinda like real world weapons. Gave it grounding

Star wars died in 2016 with TFA and then TLJ was just pure meme fuel and nothing else. This is of course ignoring that the prequels exist.

Rogue one was a brief glimmer of hope that will never be seen again.

>Rian Johnson truly the patron saint of script sabotage

It acts purely as a vessel to sell toys and merchandise and milk the IP for every last drop of disneybucks. Designed for the lowest common denominator with probably the most unlikable cast ever assembled.

They don't have anything to make the game out of. George, even though he can't make a story or characters worth shit, always paid attention to introducing something new like podracing.

>When you shill this hard and forget the setting
>Star WARS
shit aint going to look like it came straight from the factory, go suck a mouse cock

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>Star wars died in 2016 with TFA
Tfa was 2015

not an argument.

holy shit I clicked on the image and it looks like they literally glued pieces of cheap chink toys to it.

missing his point
Prequel weapons were 100% fictional but they looked like real world weapons and had a lot of real world aesthetics
like the Clone Trooper DC-15 was clearly a MG-34 with shit added on, why can't JJ do that?

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It's really what set star wars apart from other sci-fi where the future was always shown as sleek and shiny. I loved how in the prequels Lucas took the opposite approach at least early on and showed a lot of the sleek and shiny shit in Episode I/II but gradually the ships and setpieces started looking more and more like what we saw in the OT.

I think it's just naboo that was sleek and shiny. Partly why it's the most boring SW planet by a significant margin.

he did it to show how nice and sleek the art deco Republic was before it transitioned into the ugly brutalist Empire

But we have B-29's in space user!

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It's deliberate, the Empire had a brutalist approach similar to the Eastern bloc or Nazi architecture whereas the Republic was meant to look like a sort of space Rome + Victorian architecture

This shit was so stupid
>Never before seen bombers out of nowhere
>Way less effective than Y-wings

>Boomer Vs Zoomer
Y-wing
>Has Shields
>Is Faster
>Can fire Ion and Proton Torpedoes
>Can Support Astromech
>Two Seater

That Piece of shit
>No Shields
Shit hits through it like paper
>Slow as fuck
>Manned by Retarded crewmen

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Post shit troopers

Movie 1:
>has one (1) new classic enemy mook colour variant because nostalgia, claims it looks completely different and is 100% original, never seen before.

Movie 2:
>dozens of shape and colour variations of that same classic enemy mook, marketed as the progenitors of the classic mook, showing a subtle design progression towards the classic look and how we got there, not claimed to be anything else.

Now which of those sounds both more pathetic and creatively bankrupt user?

Oh shut the fuck UP about SOUL/SOUL-LESS. Just shut your whore fucking mouth.

>Director with a shoestring budget
vs
>Mega Corp
what did you mean by this?

Or this

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Why is there an AR-15 front sight block on top of... I know why.

>inb4 guy who thinks nobody hated the prequels before RLM

I really miss the WW2 era gun aesthetics when there wasn't so much useless plastic around everything.

why are you telling him to fuck off? are you refuting that the r1 death troopers look a million times better than the ep9 sith troopers? what is the point of your post?

I'm in agreement, though I do use the OT as the examples and not PT weapons as I know them better.

There was no reason for the last trooper to run out of cover to throw his nade. It was bullshit

Are you saying the prequels were /good/ you fucking retard?

They would have been decent if

1.) They had shields and were shown simply being destroyed by TIE swarms/concentrated SD fire instead of instantly going up to even 1 blast

2.) The bottoms were giant missile racks that shot out literal hundreds of concussion missiles at once that all streaked towards the target

Can make it so that the FO does some sort of maneuver like use swarms of droid-manned fighters (lets have the FO using a lot of droids due to manpower shortages, they're from the unknown regions) as a shield against the missiles, and out of missiles and with escorting fighters busy with TIE's they get torn up by the dreadnought's AA fire. However enough missiles still get through to disable the upper portion of the Dreadnought's shield and the azn chick kamikaze's into the bridge and sends it into the planets gravity like the Executor

how I would have handled the scene anyway

Yo senpai what toys you want?

errybody buying weebshit, moeshit at that, help me Jesus where is the Akira and Lone Wolf stuff?

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All that shit sold though mate, non of this new-wars shit sells. It literally killed ToysRUs, last stand i walked passed with Star Wars junk on it was covered in dust.

The WWII gun parts gave it the retro futurism vibe. Putting clearly modern weapon pieces together is incongruent. It looks like designs for District 9. Plausibly near future guns.

that gun looks like it takes AAs

Prolly involves convoluted vs like time travel and Rey being the literal force that went back in time to die and give birth to the force.

thats an AR front sight post but without the pertinent parts...

I didn't understand any of that

>just a red stormtrooper
To be fair, it's a completely different design.

Wait they just took the sight and fucking flipped it backwards

that aesthetic is so good

It's called mystery box, you'll understand in the next trilogy.

COMPLETELY DIFFERENT

Horrible mismanagement by Lucasfilm, seems like. Plenty of normies are going to see it regardless. Remember how long it took audiences to finally dump Bayformers? Look at how many people watched Captain Mediocre and The Facially Lethargic King. That fucking Venom movie made a killing because the average moviegoer has no standards at all. I'm fucking amazed they haven't pulled an Episode 3 marketing blitz to assure as that, yes, this will be the actual one good movie of the trilogy. But maybe they just don't need to.

Choose your Sith Trooper

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>at least made sense in the context of the movie

TROS isn't out, so how would you know if it makes sense in the context of the movie or not?

Third Reich Mike told us it's time travel bro

kids don't give two fucks or a shit about star wars

Kids like Kylo Ren.

>red stormtrooper
>YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>basedface.jpeg

>AR front post in a reflective color
>mated to a fake pic rail
>raised
>on top of the middle of the receiver
Doctorate in Advanced Retardation.

Lol they don't.
t. Someone who has a bunch of 6-9yo nephews. Kids nowadays don't give a single fuck about SW toys. Meanwhile stuff like Transformers, superheroes and TMNT flies off the shelves.

Image is a scale replica of the real prop and costume, so what have they made the real thing out? Chopped G36 front end, AR15 internals? Is it blank firing?

>a 4 minute trailer is better than entire movies
Explain this

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Don't forget the teeny tiny side loaded pistol magazine on it. It's like they so desperately want to replicate the look of the stormtrooper blasters from the OT but don't want anyone to notice.

>no young and handsome Jedi main character
DROPPED

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The chink designer from the PT worked on R1 and not the main trilogy because KK is a retarded, inept cunt.

It's gonna be total poopoo peepee.

>How do we show the Galaxy we are comically evil?
>Give our soldiers edgier paint job :DDDDDD

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The red is to signify Drumpfff supporters.

Orange Man very bad.

The prequels were good tho. This Disney bullshit is garbage.

I think JJ should have made the entire new trilogy. Say what you will about TFA being a rehash of ANH, it was better than the rest.

3 looks fantastic

all of the BLUR Studios cinematics are next level

>that gun

Unironically the new one

over saturation

You're all going to watch it anyway you fucking idiots
This movie will break 1.5 billion
Know how I know you will watch it? for the discussion and memes, then after a month or so of spamming 100 daily threads you will pretend you never saw it.
Go fucking kill yourselves this is the shittiest board

>zoomers will never know what it's like to have good toys
>those little figures with the fold-out booklets

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No. JJ didn't have any vision for what he wanted the new trilogy to be and TFA itself was a mess but people weren't as hard on it because they desperately wanted Star Wars to be good again now that it was owned by Disney. If JJ had made the entire trilogy it would just be painfully mediocre instead of painfully bad.

what the fuck is that on the right? and why are the new ones heads SO BIG

What's wrong buddy

>As a source of income and toys for kids? Hah, we’ll be seeing MCU levels of movie releases before the end of the next decade
Sorry user but that's no happening

The middle and left are from video games

>Red hat
>orange skin
never talk to me or my wifes son again

This image always me nostalgic for the first PC game I ever bought in about 1996 rather than Star Wars. I fucking loved that game.

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youtube.com/watch?v=h_TstMAAhCo
does disney have even a single original thought?

Nice try, RLM shill

I want to fuck him so bad, the only good thing to come out of NuWars.

Yes they do.

Unironically the first one. KOTOR suit is great, but too flashy for the aesthetic they try to achieve. Third's helmet looks stupid, like there is a brainlet Wojak under it.

Last Star Wars I saw was the Force Awakens. The writing was in the wall even back then, and Star Wars is very easy to ignore and boycott.

Ironically, Boba probably wasn't the last Fett clone to die. Another got cryogenically frozen for forty years and thawed after the Empire fell.

The key difference between this and the red guy is that cancer they do to guitars. Relicing

>5'10 vs 6'2 vs 6'9

Are sith troopers actual sith in armour or just troopers following a sith?

this has to be bait

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>CLONE troopers all look alike

KYS

the originial sith troopers were troopers for the sith empire

these "sith troopers" are probably another super cool elite group of super cool elite troopers

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>tfw the most memorable thing about the SW trailer was the basedman reaction

I still think that guy was just a really good actor making fun of basedboys

>basedman reaction
whats that?

Should the sith trooper even be a thing? Aren’t the current with supposed to be secretive and relatively unknown so they can continue to spread corruption undetected. Having special random cannon fodder parading about in “sith” red armor kind of defeats the purpose doesn’t it?

ur asking for logic in nu wars

Scenario A: Kylo has just taken his larping to a next level after being denied pussy
Scenario B: Sheev is back in physical body Dark Empire style and doesn't give fuck about optics anymore

Actually why would any ruler care about optics anymore since you can apparently take over the galaxy in two days with few ships and few thousand men AFTER your super weapon gets destroyed

I'd believe it if it weren't for the fact that he's making those videos every single day multiple times a day, someone shared his channel in a thread last week and I was so confused seeing the sheer amount of uploads the guy has

>Sheev is back in physical body Dark Empire style and doesn't give fuck about optics anymore
is sheev siegepilled?

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the 3rd one looks like he's going to break your ass

based

It's weirdly shaped, as if they sawd of the gun. Just like everything in nu-wars, even the weapons are emasculated

youtu.be/0ug2DOoxJ1g

Exactly, they hyped them up during promo, these were the SS of theEmpire. They did jackshit because all that matters is stronk wemen and weak villains. Besides their design was recycled from early McQuarrie ST.

>red stormtrooper
Is that because no one liked snoke's bodyguards? Shit's ugly.

>know next to nothing about the story
well, isn't that always the case with movies in general?
and yes, Star Wars is dead

Clone trooper armor was never sold as "COMPLETELY DIFFERENT" rather than variants of the same armor. FFS some of the toys were literal reskins as it was just the basic trooper with x legion colours. But people bought them because they liked said reskin and/or collected them.

since many people were complaining about the gun in the picture, I think the gun (and the trooper) is ok

Is that supposed to be some kind of combination stormtrooper/royal guard?

Looks like one of those limited edition festive action figures that appear on the shelves around Christmas.

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five of those are literally the same armor painted differently i dont think you thought this through

They always looked like cheap crap in the OT

>keep the original underfolding buttstock
>add telescoping buttstock

at least it's not as retarded as the undermounted e-11 scopes used as foregrips on the clone trooper guns.

The absolute state of rat shills.
>b-but the prequels were worse
And he choses the worst argument ever: the designs! which were maybe the only good thing from the prequels, far far better than any soulless disney bullshit rehash. Kill yourself.

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The raggedy look of the muck troopers or whatever they were called (lower right), and the fight scene in Solo was probably the best part of that movie.

Eh, not really, they look to be about on par.

Didn't the Jedi Knight games have Sith troopers who had black armor and lightsabers?

yeah but those games were actual kino unlike disney nuwars garbage

I don't remember the caveman brow trooper next to Ben.

>know next to nothing about the story
ahh, time travel - nothing new.

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Why didn't they just use the imperial guard?

>is star wars dead?
they killed it in 2015 or do you missed TFA and maybe even before when they axed the EU

It's been dead, going on 7 years...

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that Disney stole the concept from the Dark Troopers to make death troopers

what do you want to say with that picture?

its beyond dead

>ribbed for her pleasure trooper

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Tombstone should read May 19, 1999