Was it kino?

I'll stay

I highly recommend you hit sir

THAT'S A MAN, BABY

Absolutely. Just rewatched them all last month for the first time in 10+ years and even Goldmember, which was a tier below the first two, is still overall great.

LOOK OUT HES GOT A KNOIFEEE!

I like to live dangerously.

ba bannin bah. bah bannin bah, ba bannin bannin, bah bannin buh

I’m sorry, did you want some ice cream?

Wasn't this actually the soup nazi?

I ATE A BAYBEE.

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fat bastard is anti-kino

which makes him the only true kino

Yes it was you nigger

i shagged her rotten baby, YEAH

if boomer sure
unfunny otherwise

International man of Mystery & The Spy Who Shagged Me (Heather Graham, enough said) yes, Goldmember? No.

Because preparations A through G have failed, this project will be called.... preparation H

I really liked Beyonce in the the third one. Who knew she was actually such a huge cunt?

youtube.com/watch?v=zcUs5X9glCc
goldfinger is kino if only for this quote alone

"Smells like carrots and throw-up."

Preparation H feels good.... ON THE WHOLE???

Can't argue there. Out of everything, Michael Caine as Austin's dad was the best part.

I bet you're a zoomer. The third one is the only one that sucked, Beyonce has the blandest personality, that's why she's only been singing since then.

yes, that bit where they just start speaking cockney nonsense is fantastic

LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MR. BIGGLESWORTH

why did the spectre screenwriters ripped off goldmember?

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>One BOOK
>"Sweedish Made Penis-Enlarger Pumps and Me: This Sort of Thing IS My Bag, Baby"
>written..... by Austin Powers
Myers understands comedic timing like no other... just a simple pause makes an okay to good joke into a fantastic one. Reminds me of the Plinkett review of Ghostbusters where he points out a couple of half decent jokes that the editor didn't even allow to breathe and hence ruined.

*RICHIE

I'M JUST GONNA GO WATCH A MOOOOOVAY

The dad from So I Married An Axe Murderer was better.

yes he does see

That is an underrated movie

>The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

Is this the greatest line of dialogue in the history of cinema?

youtube.com/watch?v=jMIDpJ8H7H0

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Yes, yes it was.

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the worst one

The third one was balls, are you high?
>Look, everyvone! My vinky was a key!
>I am from Holland! Isn't that veird?!
Fucking horrible jokes.

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Head! Pants. Now!

Dammit, you are handsome!

No woman will ever be as attractive as prime Liz Hurley

>ill stay

>It's a bit nutty

WHY WONT YOU DIE?!

absolutely. great jokes, a sequel that was just as good as the original, (maybe a bit worse), the 3rd one was ok but not terrible. also fantastic OST.
youtube.com/watch?v=Dsh0TfIKhoE

S tier: international man of mystery
B+ tier: Spy who shagged me
C tier: goldmember

used to beat off to this video

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was this scene racist?

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me too

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Prime Cameron Diaz in The Mask.

which one?

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Yes. But I prefer him as the Shape in Halloween.

personally 2 > 1 > 3

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What would a 4th film look like?

A send up of the ultra-realistic Craig-era would have been nice, though I dare say it's a little late for that now.

god i miss the 90s

even older liz hurley fails to measure up because older liz is even fucking hotter

I recently watched these cause I remember them being hilarious. I was wrong they're fucking awful. Like this shit was so cringey and just unfunny and Mike Myers isn't funny. Like Robin Williams not funny. Like dude stop it wasn't funny the first time unfunny.

>"My god, Vanessa's got a fabulous body. I bet she shags like a minx.How do I let them know because of the unfreezing process, I have no inner monologue?"

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of course, all 3 are pure patrician comedy

Liz>Heather>>>(times infinity)Beyonce

zoom zoom

Evacuation com

Honestly, how hard did Tarantino have to work to convince Mike Myers to do this? I have this feeling it wasn't hard at all, that Myers was just itching to do a campy British accent again and he was very happy to be in the movie.

Every single one is utmost kino

I thought they were all pretty good, but after watching a lot of the older Bond films, i've decided they may be some of the best comedies ever

The visual gags are pretty terrific, each of the broadway openings are so fun to watch.

He was in Bohemian Rhapsody just so he could do a Scottish accent again, he doesn't give a fuck.

Maybe not kino but definitely cinema

well he has a special connection to that song anyway

That fucking scene in the first one where he's trying to turn the car around in the hallway...
Seriously hope they never do one. It would go like Zoolander.

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The first one has a lot of heart in it imo. The part where Austin gets sad and misses the 60s always made me sad as a kid. The others are funny but none have the heart of the first one

For me 1>2>3

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only sailors use condoms

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>sailors have homosex
based

I can't imagine how much the 3rd must have costed with all those famous actors just playing themselves.

elder god tier taste coming through

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Nothing, they all got invited onto set under the premise of it being a screen costume test, then that was the actual shoot.

One and two were so fucking hot. 3 is attractive but nothing like the first two

my brother and I to this day refer to a more-than-3-point turn as an "austin powers"

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FROM THE MOMENT I HEARD FRAU SAY I WASN'T ALONE

One MILLION dollars!

Imagine being this much of a pleb. The first movie is literally perfect satire. Second movie is tolerable but a complete retread of the first movie. Third movie is when they reached the bottom of the barrel and had nothing left.

>Vanessa was a fembot!
>Yes, we knew all along

I like goldmeber the most surprised it's so unpopular here

Dude, just.... no.

It's fine if you're not a jaded twat, but it's definitely the worst of the trilogy.

textbook Yea Forums contrarianism

Powers goes back in time to keep a nigger from landing his role

This joke is so fucking funny and a genius way to make room for the next girl. To this day I still think of Basil's delivery and chuckle to myself.

you got baited redditard

>he doesn't understand how far tastes have fallen on this board
The rabbit hole goes much deeper newfriend

Hey she was in the Lion King. She was shit in it but that's not the point!

Obviously Liz Hurley. I would beat the other two to death just to get near her

Why would it hard to get him?

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my whole family uses the phrase "austin powers it" when we have to shimmy a car out of a tight spot like so

youtube.com/watch?v=IGiQOCX9UbM

i need to watch them all again to get some potent nostalgia..

Absolute kino.

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Whatever happened to Mike Myers? He kind of just stopped making movies.

Maybe he's still seething from being forced to do Cat in the Hat. Also people say he's a nightmare to work with. Who knows.

The ogre made and broke him.

Guys we should fucking stream this and watch it together

just imagine the KINO good times :')

He just needs some hair dye or a wig.

>t. butthurt fat bastard

based

He's supposedly an asshole to work with.

The third one has some absolutely killer single-line jokes but on the whole is very weak. Things like "My father would go on rants making outrageous claims like that he invented the comma" and Michael Caine telling the henchman to just lay down and play dead are fantastic forever though.

>makes 146 point turn

After love guru flopped he stopped caring

why the fuck are you all pretending Austin Powers is a Mike Myers movie?

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Liz > 2 > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Beyonce

I don't believe you Austin, and she was repellent!

t. Never met a Dutchman

>that scene where austin is reminiscing on the past and realises all the people he knew are dead

kino moment desu

youtube.com/watch?v=HkzMA1jrm00

I SUGGEST you hit sir.

3 > 2 > 1

I know, I know...but I just find fro' girls SHAGADELIC BABY OH YEAH!

>We could not anticipate feline complications due to the reanimation process

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Combination of the Love Guru flopping so badly and his reputation of being an extremely bitchy perfectionist on set to the extent of people just not wanting to put up with his bullshit.

Was Love Guru bad though? I watched it when it came out but I have no memory of its plot or level of quality.

someone in another thread had the idea that austin and dr evil would team up to stop a trump-like character

t. dutch

I would L I T E R A L L Y kill myself.

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>There are only two things I can't stand in this world, people who are intolerant of other peoples cultures, and the Dutch.

A courtroom drama in which Dr. Evil has to save Austin Powers from the MeToo movement.

I believe it was setting up Scott to be the next villain while Evil and Austin became good guys on the same side.

yes

This is true.
Dr. Evil is the next Powers girl and they share an intimate scene together with Dr. Evil rubbing his bald head all over Austin's hairy chest

Kind of surprised they haven't tried to make a new Austin Powers with a new actor and play it off like a parody of how James Bond changes actors.

What the fuck

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHH THEY ARE LISTENING

YEAH BABY!

you have to be 18 to post here sir.

>this summer Idris Elba is Austin Powers

Good taste.
I loved the jazz poetry scenes, very funny.

Is there any video on YouTube of the dramatic music. You know the one

They were all good.

But the 3rd one was the weakest.

based nigger

why does this video depress me

austing powers made fun of already campy Bond movies
there is a whole other territory to make fun of witth the deadly serious Craig movies
shit has potential

The Pentavirate is keeping that movie down

it was shit

90s faux Bjork Mads is best Mads.

No. Transphobic and racist trash. No wonder mike Myers hasn’t worked in years, racist trash human

Masterclass b8

dont forget the awful tone deaf wink to the camera

>Mini Me won't be in Austin Powers 4 if it's ever made.

How to fix this sad?

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this should have been the first post

GOTTA LOVE THE SMELL OF YOUR OWN BRAND

mmmmmm tasty

3>1>2
beyonce was at her peak in this movie

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THIS IS ME IN A NUTSHELL:

HELP, I'M IN A NUTSHELL

pure kino

youtube.com/watch?v=x4KEWEi5hE4

Basil is really underrated

>No actually the boy is quite astute. I really do want to kill him but so far unsuccessfully, he's quite wiley like his old man.

3rd Rock is peak Kristen Johnson. I want to climb her.

I feel bad for zoomers who didn't grow up watching Bond movies with their dad and then get to see these in theaters with him

>7
>Hit me.
>You have 17, sir.
>I like to live dangerously.
>21. Very good, sir.

>5
>I'll stay.
>I suggest you hit, sir.
>I ALSO like to live dangerously.
>20 beat your 5 sir. I'm sorry, sir.

Yes.

At the time 2 > 1 > 3.
Seeing how they aged 1 > 2 > 3.

Every single time a Dutchman posts anything on the internet they feel the need to make it known in their post that they're Dutch, so I'd say this movie was on to something

third could have been kino if instead of "the dutch" michael caine says "niggers"

This movie and Titanic gave me funny feelings in 1997

>Duplicate file exists here
Best board

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The only movie I can stand this faggot in, and even then he was pushing it

>Austin looks at the camera

Fucking gold.

How does one flop sink his career as a comedy titan?

I am from the netherlands and i have no idea what you mean...

>that scene where Liz Hurley is nude and keeps getting covered by inanimate objects Austin is holding
>tfw there is probably behind the scenes footage of that scene uncensored hiding in the director's closet

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As others suggested he may be getting shunned for being hard to work with.

WHO.....DOES......NUMBER TWO.....WORK FOR?

define kino

...

>Not in the 90's Austin!
>Well they should those filthy beggers. They go from Port to Port.

>3rd was good

Imagine being this retarded

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Better than capeshit.

youtube.com/watch?v=y0QbXfvbjFk

Did you anons know that these two had a horrible falling out because Dr. Evil is just Myers imitating Carvey's impression of Lorne Michaels?

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Was watching Billy Van the other day (hilarious house of frightenstein) and couldn't help wonder how much of an influence he had on Myers.

He's essentially just half Billy Van and half peter Sellers

Hnnnnnnnnnngggggggg
God is so cruel.

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She is also redpilled. Elizabeth Hurley is the perfect woman.

Good call. I can see that.

Heather Graham. Elizabeth Hurley was hot as fuck as well but this was prime Heather. Beyonce was never attractive and chick afros are unattractive.

YES. 1st movie is un-ironically good. The 2nd is misunderstood, but still enjoyable, and the 3rd, while the weakest, still has quite a few laughs.

Great movies that live up to the meme.

>be me in texas with some arab friends
>hot as fuck they just moved in to some place
>a table in the middle with the best cocaine I have ever seen.
>snort lines and someone puts this on

youtube.com/watch?v=sDHbuEkKNn0

the heat the blunts and system it came out of had us going wild

this whole series is fantastic,some of the best spoofs ever made

1 is a classic. 2 was a bit of a re-tread but I enjoyed it. LOVED Goldmember which felt more loose!!!FACT!!!

Fabiana Udenio has been my waifu since seeing Summer School back in 1987 AND WHY THE FUCK ISN'T IT ON BLURAY?!?FACT!!!

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based

>Did you anons know that these two had a horrible falling out because Dr. Evil is just Myers imitating Carvey's impression of Lorne Michaels?

I always heard that Carvey was a prima donna and didn't like that he was sidekick to Meyers in Wayne's World which is why he refused to do another!!!FACT!!!

>SILENCE!

are you kidding?
that peeing gag was EPIC

>Was watching Billy Van the other day (hilarious house of frightenstein) and couldn't help wonder how much of an influence he had on Myers.
>He's essentially just half Billy Van and half peter Sellers

Nice to see some fans of HHoF as it was shot here in my home town of Hamilton at the old CHCH new building!!!FACT!!!

Haha especially when fat funny man farts haha :D

2 > 1 > 3
fite me

>my whole family uses the phrase "austin powers it" when we have to shimmy a car out of a tight spot like so
kinda same, we call it "doing an austin powers" lmao

I really really like to suck dicks, nothing gets me off more than sucking a big schlong and swallowing a big, warm load!!!FACT!!!

Thanks for sharing namefriend.

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We bullied the fat kids at school mercilessly when this film came out.

Zoomers can fuck off and make their own website if they don't like it. Was it Vine you people made?

he utilized all his good ideas and he has infinity money from Shrek so he retired gracefully instead of making shit

I've got bigger titties than you do!

Yes, I love the Austin Power movies.

>WHY WONT YOU DIE
had me cracking up as a teen

>I really really like to suck dicks, nothing gets me off more than sucking a big schlong and swallowing a big, warm load!!!FACT!!!

We know you do clone faggot!!!FACT!!!

Current Liz Hurley IS prime Liz

We're not so different you and I

Yes very kino
youtube.com/watch?v=l4UFQWKjy_I

youtu.be/Hn4o_pMTD5w

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You and I are not so different, you and I...

Stop imitating me you fag!!!FACT!!!

See? I did say that. Mmhmm.

This is the kind of millennial who looks back with nostalgia on shit like jackass and pop punk.

First one, yeah. Mike was always skating on pop-culture jokes that were baaarely under the radar of recognition. He made bank off the millions of people who simply "hadn't heard that one" yet. That and masterful accents.
AP movies (other than Beyonce one ugg) along with Axe Murderer were good original material.
That dude is rich off Shrek.

Liz, every time

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>Stop imitating me you fag!!!FACT!!!

Reminder that this clone is a pedophile from Chud/Trouble City where one of its members (Fabfunk aka Gabriel Toro) was convicted on child pornography charges while his good buddy Devin "Fingers" Faraci was accused of sexually assaulting a woman while he and Alan "Nordling" Cerny both worked at Ain't It Cool News whose owner, Harry Knowles, was also accused of sexual assault. Chud/Trouble city, including Faraci/Toro/Cerny and its owner/creator Nick Nunziata, were also once big supporters of Victor Salva, Director of Powder and Jeepers Creepers, who was convicted of sexually assaulting a young boy.

These people, along with whoever is left writing at AICN are self loathing closet faggot numale SJW lapdog's who virtue signal in order to impress women who wouldn't piss on them if they wer on fire and/or secretly crave nigger cock and hate their Fathers which is why they constantly suck up to blacks and cry about the "EVIL WHITE MALE PATRIARCHY"!!!FACT!!!

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Didn't he do a genuinely good irish accent in Pete's comet?

It was and always will be shit. I cannot stand the sight of this mug. The fact that Brits (not a Yank either) constantly hype this retard and his mug is beyond me. It's basically the faggot directors way of shitting and you eating it up like flies to dogshit. My god I fucking hate this faggy film series and any faggot that has to say anything remotely positive about this shitstain on cinematic history.

Seeing it in theaters was probably my favorite theater experience. Everyone was crying from laughter. The cuts to dancing were amazing.

First one was fun enough for what it was. Second was the epitome of sequels that are lazy copies of the original. Can't remember the third one at all.

What I found interesting is that it's both a series that parodies old Bond movies, but also parodies the general culture of the 60's, with hippies and "free love" and so on. Those things do not exactly go together but somehow they made it work.

look at this bait or zoomer
add me to the (You)s

I hope when they finally do make the fourth one they're smart enough to have it be a soft-reboot and make fun of the current uber-serious world building Bond flicks

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Kino? No, my mang. It's utter trash.

K I N O
I
N
O

as you should have

>this
But with tom cruise reprising his Austin cameo as the main lead and Michael Meyers as basil. Then make constant "I thought you'd be taller" jokes to jib cruise for being a manlet.

"I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Now that was offside, wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow."

That was when Meyers hadn't driven his career into the desert floor, in flames. By the time Shrek came around, it was "WE FUCKING IT GET IT YOU CAN DO A SCOTTISH ACCENT" (and not that good a one, at that). His "Look at me, I'm doing something ironically, and I'm talking about it!" brand of humor wore out it's welcome pretty fast. Meyers CAN act, too, 54 was a great role and performance for him, but nooooo, he HAD to do Cat In The Hat and The Love Guru.
Axe Murderer had a great cast, too - Nancy Travis for the boobs, LzPaglia before he blew up, and Amanda Plummer, playing herself.

The best thing about them is the ensemble - Mindy Sterling, Verne Troyer, Seth Green, and casting Rob Lowe as a younger Robert Wagner was sheer genius. Meyers on his own wears thin fast, but the rest of the cast makes him tolerable.
We'll see if he's still got in, with the new one. I'm thinking they're all too old to pull it off now, unless they go with "Hey, look we're all old now, so it's endless 'we're old" jokes."
And if he casts that fuck Warwick Davis as Mini me...

Just get Jordi in

I think it's more he ran out of ideas, and he's too much of an egomaniac to act in a movie he didn't write. And, he has fuck you money because of the ogre.

>masterful accents
Yeah, no.

they planned ahead

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I remember seeing that Monty Python live show where they did a buncha "classic" sketches for a huge audience a few years back and Mike Myers out of everyone was guest starring in a "Blackmail"-sketch iirc

2 > 1 > 3

>You SHOT me! You SHOT me right in the arm!

>opens eyes wide at the camera and exhales loudly

>catching this many retards with cheap bait
how can one man be so based?

GET IN MY BELLY

>you wouldn't happen to see
>anything at all

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No.

2-1-3 and I have a healthy dose of jungle fever

Mini-Me and Fat Bastard are cringy as fuck characters.

What the fuck happened?

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>tone deaf
go back

Seeing as they had to do rewrites just to give Garth something to do, I don’t think he was being too much of a prima donna

doing the lord's work, user, thank you

Heather

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>satire
it's not satire it's parody

Mini me is fine

>tom arnold will never encourage you in the shitter

here's my (you), you master baiter

3 was shit simply because of Beyonce's pathetic excuse at acting

2>3>1

dr evil is still his best character

>When Austin hears the Cold War is over and assumes the Soviet Union won

Party with Heather, bring Liz home to meet the parents.

>Fabiana Udenio
youtube.com/watch?v=8oJzfmWO3CU

Classic 90's comedy film
Its random and still cohesive enough to not be obnoxious
There probably won't be films like this in the current or adjacent eras

Any one of them

Oh blimey,
I thought I smelled cabbage.

1>2Liz Hurley is legit one of the most beautiful women to have ever existed, I've fantasized about fucking her and her son multiple times, and she's crazy enough to probably be into that.

Graham is beautiful, and she has a certain sweetness about her that makes her seem like perfect wife material, she's also kind of crazy but more in a flower child hippie dippy kind of way that is a little bit more off putting.

Knowles was hot in this film but no where near as attractive as the other two, and where Hurley and Graham both remain hot to this day (maybe even hotter now given their seeming old lady desperation) Knowles has gotten uglier and her craziness is manifesting as 'wokeness' and that shit is annoying as hell.

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SHARKS WITH FRIKIN LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS.

Plus Liz is full on into shota, she's absolutely fucking her nephew

>parodies old Bond movies
ah the classic pleb thinking. You're wrong tho, it mainly parodies Harry Palmer movies, that's why in the third one Michael Caine plays Austin's father. James Bond is only marginally parodied, mainly through the Dr. Evil character.

First two movies are top kino, absolutely

Awesome! CHCH, spent many a morning watching that.

SHALL WE SHAG NOW OR SHAG LATER??

Damn, now that you mention it I can't believe I never noticed he was doing a Lorne Michaels impression.