Yeaahhhhhh!

Yeaahhhhhh!

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Sneeeeeddd

walked out of the theater right there

>Nooooooo!

"Nooooooo!"

>DEH!

Why?

took me a second lol

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>Ron shuffled his feet uncomfortably as he stared at them, hands tangled in a worried knot
>"What the fuck you doin' Weasley?! You better not be looking away from them!",yelled Malfoy as he stroked his rock hard member as it protruded proudly from his wizarding robes.
>Ron glanced up sheepishly to see Harry vigorously pounding Hermione from behind on the Gryffindor commons table.
>Harry looked over his shoulder at his friend with a slight grin on his face.
>"C'mon Ron", Harry grunted in between his rapid thrusts, "no need to be coy. Take it all in."
>As he plowed deeper and deeper into Hermione's beet red pussy he looked over at Dumbledore, himself deeply entranced in the act taking place before him.
>"I much prefer this Chamber of Secrets to the other, professor!" Harry exclaimed.
>"FOCUS BOY!" Hissed Professor Snape, rubbing the tip of his precum glazed penis with his thumb.
>"You're just like your father. He could never take a proper inter-house fuck train seriously either."
>The look on Dumbledore's face lightened somewhat as Harry's thrusts became quicker.
>"You getting your vinegars, young mister Potter?" Dumbledore asked in his usual, calm tone
>Harry didn't have time to respond before he began to ejaculate wildly deep inside of Hermione's slick cunt.
>Falling over her back, he licked the sweat from her skin and gazed up at the clock.
>"Twenty-one minutes... looks like a new house record." Harry muttered out in gasping breaths.
>Snape's dick began to go limp.
>Dumbledore, slapping Harry on the back, exclaimed, "50 points for Gryffindor."
>Ronald looked back down at his feet, tears welling in his eyes.
>Malfoy looked over at Dumbledore and yelled, "He cheated! There must have been a spell or some such!"
>Tucking his willy back into his robe he stormed passed Snape and over to the common room door.
>"My father will hear of this", Malfoy whispered as he stormed out of the room.

Harry, did you know that despite being only 25% of the school's population, Slytherin is responsible for 100% of dark wizard crimes?

Except this meme doesnt work. Slytherin are nazis and mudbloods are the niggers of the Wizard world

HOWEVER

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5 points for Gryffindor.

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DEH!

what is the story behind this pic

Would also like to know. PoA is also the best HP movie by far, so it’s kinda dumb they end it on this note.

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merely a coincidence

DEH

>*record scratch* *freeze frame*
>"yeah, that's me. i bet you're wondering how i got into this mess right about now."

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I trust by now you realize what it does? Let me give you a clue. The happiest man on earth would look into the board, and see only himself, exactly as he is.
It shows us nothing more or less than the deepest and most desperate desires of our hearts.
You user, have never had a girlfriend. You see your waifu, standing beside you.
Remember this user. This board gives us neither knowledge, or truth.
Men have wasted away in front of it. Even gone mad.
... It does not do to dwell on dreams user, and forget to live.

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Because after that I didn't want to see anymore.

this scene ended the film for me

>the trolley lady is 100% Jewish

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>no pasta hasn’t been posted yet
Disappointed in this ”””board”””

kind of like how all serial killers are white bois.... huh this made me think

Yeah, why didn't the "wizards" just cast themselves out of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though "No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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I think the first and second movie was great because harry wasn't an angsty piece of shit and hollywood haven't started switching scenes immediately after actors finished their dialogue. The fifth book was okay for the umbridge part but the rest was kind of shit.

>Hermione isn’t bewitched/hexed, doesn’t even have a line
>not Hermione’s mouth
2/10

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Based. The main problem with the 5th film is they made it too lighthearted at the start, Umbridge was crazy evil, in the 7th book she was overseeing showtrials at which muggleborns were being arrested and killed for stealing magic from purebloods, making her a comic character took away from how vile she was both then and in the future.

Do they kiss?

doing it wrong

i don get ittttttttt

... HANGIN OUT
.... DOWN THE STREET
...... SAME OLD CHUCK
........ WE FUCKED LAST WEEK

It's the last shot of the movie

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What did he mean by this?

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