What's your worst movie experience?

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>white girl tell me I shouldn't be there because the movie was for POCs.

honestly you should have beaten and raped her

Endgame. Litterally every line spoken had people laughing, cheering, and whistling for nothing.

b&r

I got selected as theater nudist AGAIN

part of me wanted to ask why she was even there if the movie was for POC only but "No hablo ingles" has gotten me out of a lot of potentially annoying interacitons

What a smoothbrain

ouchie

What the fuck is with the guy punching himself?

Why does the fat sweater guy start hitting himself in the head?

took a date to Walk Hard passed out in the first 20 minutes and woke up all alone

Popcorn rage

i think the penis inspector has it out for you

so he could say it was self-defense

Are you trying to fucking wind me up?

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Took a tidy blonde there who disproved of the n-word being used during the film. I wasn’t even really interested in her (work thing to be nice) but in retrospect should’ve attempted to fuck her senseless. Just for the sake of it as she was clearly disposable goods.

really you should have just said shut up bitch get the fuck out of my face

also called her ugly

YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!

>aspie response
Not the other guy but this is exactly how you should handle the situation and I don’t think holding back does you much favour.

every time i go to a movie on a date it's agonizing. going to the movies is not a good date idea. it's better to go to the movies with friends or family

duh, movie dates only work if you're far enough into the relationship to be ok with sitting around for hours in silence

this guy gets it.

>hours in silence
Ew, fuck

I don't think I could have handled that much cringe.

What a terrible mess in such a fancy German car

true... even in long-term relationships, one time i was walking spring breakers with my ex and i fucking laughed when james franco was like "look at my shhiiieettt" because it was fucking funny and she stopped holding my hand. took harmony korine way too seriously. i went and saw the beach bum recently and i laughed my ass off because it was fucking hilarious

'murrica

ETSUBATSU

this. i went to see alita and a grandmother and her disgusting brood would not shut the fuck up and stay in one spot the entire movie. its not even a stereotype, black people ruin movies.

Got a bit confused

The guy in blue can possess people.

Notice how he doesn't even throw a punch after starting shit and some randos are fighting for him. Guy in blue felt like briging the shorts'n'hoodie would be an overkill so he just had a lil fun with him

He's trying to generate rage so he can use his special abilities.

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>i didn't get it
the post

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When I went to see It and the theatre was utterly packed, so I had to sit all the way to the right in the front row.

He got the Berzerk buff

not seeing what the issue is here with this image. just slide the container over the ice cream to get it back in and scoop off a half inch or so off the top

>Saw GI Joe in theaters with a friend and she tried to give me a dry handy in jeans, had to tell her I wasn't into her like that and it made getting marble slab afterwards really awkward

Are you gay? Even a handjob from an ugly girl is still a handjob.

I walked out of anchorman it was so stupid and unfunny.

neurotoxin

Told this story in basically the exact same thread before, I'll tell it again though.

>Be 10
>Literal best childhood friends birthday party
>Going to see Finding Nemo at a AMC.
>Even have a nice near front row center aisle 'reserved' for the birthday party
>Go into theatre
>Gigantic 450 pound nigger woman with 6 little rats sitting in the middle of the clearly roped off "reserved for party" section
>Best friends dad makes this horrified sigh and goes to talk to her
>"Excuse me Ma'am"
>No response
>"Ma'am"
>"Watchu want!!"
>"These seats are reserved for my sons-"
>"I paid for mah tiket!"
>"Yes I know, but these seats are reserved for my sons birthday party, there are signs at the end of the aisle
>"Yaall can't take all dem seats!"
>"Yes we can, I paid for them for-"
>"Fuck your racis ass, I ain't movin'"
>Dad gives up, clearly goes to the manager
>Manager arrives, basically tells her the same thing
>At this point the opening scene with the mom fish dying is playing, whole theatre is transfixed on this fight though
>She throw's a chimp fit threatens to get the manager fired for "rasism"
>"I AINT GOIN FUCKIN NOWHERE, I PAID FOR MAH TICKET AND MY CHILLINS GONNA WATCH THE MOVIE"
>Her "chillins" are screeching and crying hysterically at this point.
>Manager actually has to call mall cops to come snatch her fat ass, only then does she actually get up from her seat
>As she leaves she accuses my friends dad of assaulting her
>Says she wants to press charges against him
>Complete fucking lie, but the cops have to here her out now anyway and my friends dad has to go outside the theatre with them
>My best friend spends his tenth birthday crying because when he saw his dad leave he thought he was "going to jail"

At that was the day I learned all niggers should be dragged into the street and have their throats slits into storm gutters.

lmao

Luckily the theater was not on one of the designated shooting streets

This movie. Just all of it.

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this movie was the beginning of a long and painful series of extrememly retarded comedy movies that mundane normalfags eat up like candy

I love when people name their files like this.

It wasn't enough for this guy to just download it of google images. He was so mad in retrospect that he manually named it 'shit.jpg'

kek

when i was like 8-9, i went to the theatre to watch some stupid ashton kutcher romcom flick with my family because my sister wanted to see it. we walked out after ~45 minutes; in addition to being a godawful film, it was just ridiculously vulgar and tasteless. i believe the scene we walked out on was watching michael madsen piss on furniture for two minutes straight.

pic related

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you or that guy didn't get,
I don't get your post.
Mcu movies are cringefest galore, what's not to get?

I went to see Annihilation and there was an entire black family taking up the front row, like mom, dad, kids, cousins, aunt, uncles, etc. The kids were all under 8 and they fucked around on their phones the entire time. Sometimes something freaky would happen on screen and they'd all flip out. I have no idea why you would take a group like that to the movies.

Second date with a girl that insisted we watch the third Transylvania movie. Don't even remember what it was called, only that 6-year-olds were the target audience. Was a bit of a turn-off

shut the fuck up

stop dating 6-year-olds user.

hivemind fuckers

The Chad LaQueshishawnda vs the Virgin Responsible Father

Can I ask why you felt the need to post about this movie specifically in a thread about movie experiences? What is the matter with you? Were you dropped on your head as a child? I'm not trying to be insulting, that's a legitimate question. People who were dropped on their head as a child tend to be a little bit too slow to enjoy good movies... So what's the deal?

I like this post a lot. Thanks so much. I really appreciate it.

>Go to see The Nun opening weekend
>Sit in furthest back row, right behind handicap section
>Fat neckbeard walks in with girlfriend/wife, who is in a wheelchair
>Group of 4 niggers are sitting in the row in front of them
>They talk loudly, use their phones, do typical nigger shit all throughout the movie
>Less than 5 minutes left
>Wheelchair woman loudly screams at dreadlocked nigger to get off his phone
>Nigger chimps out, starts yelling unintelligible threats
>Wheelchair woman tells him to sit down and shut up
>Nigger runs over to neckbeard, sticks finger in his face and yells that he's going to kill the both of them outside the theater
>Movie ends, neckbeard and wheelchair woman are frozen in fear
>Nigger's friend says "Y'all going to do die" to them before leaving
>Walk to lobby, see a few people talking to the manager
>Go to parking lot, sit in friend's car for a couple minutes
>Two cop cars pull up and officers go rushing inside
>Wait about 20 minutes to see what happens, nothing does
>Niggers must have gotten away
>Leave disappointed

CLUTCH ASS CAR MAT

BUT NOT A WEATHERTECH

BASED WEATHERTECH

seek help

This.
This is the only movie I fell asleep to and I even watched it in IMAX.

Was it kino?

Worst exoerience in the thread so far, desu. Im sorry you had to go through that.

the lady in the hoodie told him to have sex when they were behind the pillar

Three sandniggers wouldn’t shut the fuck up during far from home

>kept saying FUNNYYYY! During all of the comedic trailers
>one of them said “I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU” during one of the commercials that had some negress rapper which admittedly made me kek
>one kept snorting loudly on purpose
>another one kept saying SEND IT at random parts of the movie

About somewhere near the halfway point when peter deploys the drone I got sick of it and pretended I had to go use the restroom and told them if they didn’t shut the fuck up I was going to get them kicked out of the movie by the staff and told them to behave. Best piss I ever took

>saw 3
>go and see it with some girls we were trying to tune (unsuccessfully)
>some guy gets up during the movie and accuses some guy of throwing popcorn at him
>happens five times
>more interesting than the movie
>final time guy tries to drag out random
>movie ends
>turns out the aircon was dripping on the balding guy

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Taking my mom to see the King’s Speech since she was sick when her friends went to see it. Some lardass and her cumstain offspring and friend ordered some disgusting dinner and chewed with their mouths open the entire time.

I live in a nigger-heavy area, and all my bad experiences with people have been with whites unironically.
>White hobo carries his trashbag of stuff into theater, plays on his phone for 10 minutes, and leaves
>Fat white trash bitch bitchily says me and my family were sitting in her reserved seats. We doublecheck, and it turns out she's on the complete opposite side of the theater
>White kid kicking my seat and I have to tell him to stop, but nicely cause it was at the Lego movie and he's just a kid
Then again, I don't go to movies that niggers usually go to, or I go to later showings to catch less of them. I still hate niggers cause all my bad experiences out of theaters have been with niggers.

$3.27 says that the fight has something to do with the overweight girl, because of course it does.

Lmao, did he acknowledge it?

>I go to later showings to catch less of them

Huh, I usually try to see movies during the day because I figure there will be less niggers in the crowd. Have I been wrong this whole time?

Wait, not entirely true if you count seeing a mini-movie at the space museum in Florida that still served popcorn for some reason. The pajeets behind me were all eating popcorn one at a time or something, and everytime they ate one they'd purposely make a loud crunch with it.

Oh, bad wording there, I meant later on as in weeks after the movie is released. I have gone in the day for the past two movies I've seen, both of which had been out for weeks, and there were 2-6 people in both showings.

Carlos!

>family vacation to Florida
>brother has a boner for Sophie Turner
>get dragged to Dark Pheonix
>50+ people waiting for the box office
>8 different concession lines, all with 10+ people
>brother really wants special popcorn bucket and cup
>wait 15 minutes to get to the concession worker
>finally make it to the theater, completely packed, mostly black/hispanic, so full we had to sit in the row closest to the screen
>entire theater whoops when Jennifer Lawrence tells off James McAvoy about "X-Women"
>entire theater claps at the end

Worst theater experience of my life, and a fucking terrible movie. My brother and I both want to get into filmmaking but all he cares about is Marvel and The Walking Dead.

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OK because yeah I bet nighttime showings opening weekend are total nigfests. In fact up until the mid-90s it was common for black films to open on Tuesdays so white people wouldn't have to deal with their bullshit as much on weekends

I recently went to the theater to watch The Lion King and there was a Chad and Stacy sitting behind me kissing and giggling the whole time. Anyways, about halfway through the movie she takes her feet and places them on the top of the chair I was sitting in, I turn around and she's making out with Chad and her feet were inches away from my face, I was rock hard and they smelled like lotion and it triggered my foot, humiliation and cuckold fetishes all at once, anyways her feet stay up near my face for a good twenty minutes before she rubs them together for a bit after she noticed me checking them out. I was rock-hard the whole time. She then spent the rest of the movie teasing me by dangling her flip flops next to my head and slapping them against her soles when she would dangle them. I'm honestly such a pathetic fuck and whenever I think back on this I get so angry and pissed at myself for being such a cuckold but I get off on it because I guess im a fucking beta cuck. Its all fucking bullshit I'm just here to be a pawn and a slave to society.

>minimal monster action an hour into the movie
>movie teases a fight in Hawaii
>the door closes on the scene just when the fight is about to start and transitions to tomorrow
>the entire fight was skipped and we only catch glimpses of it on the tv in the news report playing in the background

Never hated a movie this much in my life.

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Not him but some women just suck at handjobs. I've had some go way too fast/rough or too tight while simultaneously too fast/rough and it's just unpleasant

pleb filtered

>claims to makes a monster movie but its actually boring human drama
>kills off the best character 10 minutes in and spend the rest of the movie's running time on his boring son
>monsters doesn't do jack until last 5 minutes of the movie

Unironically kys

I read one on here awhile back in one of these threads that I still think about from time to time and audibly chuckle. Unfortunately I didn't screencap it as I was phoneposting but it went a little like this:
"I was coming off of a bad cold and still felt a little under the weather but my cousin insisted on taking me to the movies so I thought fuck it lets go. The theater was packed (opening day of some blockbuster) and we were stuck behind this couple and I really had to sneeze. I tried to hold it in but I ended up spraying the backs of their seats - and them - with my bunch-a-crunch. They got mad about it and called an employee even though I apologized several times. We got kicked out, which sucked. On our way out I dumped my mt dew into our tub of popcorn and sent the sumbitch flying"

user, if you're out there I loved this story. I laughed just typing it up. Hope you're still out there not taking any shit from the normies.

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in may 2009 this piece of trash and terminator salvation came out the same month and i saw both opening weekend. not sure which was a bigger letdown

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Literally opened this thread to post this. Worst part is, I convinced my friends to see this instead of another movie they wanted to watch. I had no idea it would be such utter shit. I still feel bad about that.

>be me
>Goes to see the new Spider-Kino at the kinoplex
>Grabs popcorn, Dr Pepper, and Sour patch candy and sits in the comfy recliner seat, in a good mood
>Anticipates the trailer for Jumanji: The Next Kino to play on the big screen
>It doesn't play at all, instead the trailers from Sony are for the boomer Hollywood movie from the biggest hack in the whole industry and the shitty Charlie's Angels reboot with the most annoying music I've heard in a trailer
What the FUCK is Sony's problem?

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Was shit. Made it halfway

I got punched by a black guy during Avatar

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posting this gem

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oh no

these guys are pure kino. i wish i had sarcastic sandniggers to lighten up my theater

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I will literally never understand someone buying some discount $3 tub of ice cream when $8 ice cream is 10000x better

Why?

DID HE BREAK HIS GODDMAN LEG

white people smdh

>footfag's an actual fag
big surprise

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Unfortunately he was detained in a random traffic stop and killed by policemen.

when i was 18 a 47 year old man gave me a handjob, i came and he proceeded to lick it off his fingers and a group of girls we hadnt noticed nearby went a loud "EEEEWWWWW" i got really embarrassed and got up and left, the man tried to grab my hand to pull me back down into the seat and i dont know why i said this but i said "dad, stop it" and all i heard was gasps all around while i bolted for the door i didnt even look back

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>that guys face when

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Grandparents took me to see Tarzan when it came out and the projector failed less than a minute into the movie.

Wouldn't the seals just eat the ice cream?

If only there was a special place for them to sit in movie theaters.

I was in kindergarten when that shit came out. a whole year had passed since preschool and my old friends from preschool, who i hadnt seen in a year, invited me to go. I didn't remember ANY of them. I had no idea who they were. i was awkwardly sitting in a movie theater with a bunch of strangers and i really had to shit the whole time

haunts me to this day knowing my 5 year old mind couldn't retain people i had known for two years. all though one chick from the group went to my high school. she was super popular and super hot but i saw her get her ass kicked by some other hot bitch at lunch. good times

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>everyone jerks off the soundtrack
>torrent it and give it a listen
>really meh
>oh well, at least the movie has to be good, right?
>"No!"

oh yes

>Mom and Dad split when I was really young
>Hardly ever seen Dad for most of my life
>Suddenly get they back together after I graduate high school
>Start trying to spend time together as a family
>They ask me to pick a movie to see
>Wasn't sure what they would both like
>Wanted to pick something light ish that we could maybe all identify with and enjoy
>Decide we should see The Descendants
>Trailer made it look kind of like a comedy about a family coming together, but I forgot a main story element about it
>George Clooney's wife is in a coma after an accident
she dies
>My uncle, Dad's brother, got into a fight with the wrong people 4 months earlier and got put into a coma after they tried to cave his head in
>Uncle died less than a month later
>..............

I still liked the movie though.

Ouch his foots now on backwards.

This is why I never fap to feetpics on the internet. I only fap if I know for a fact it's a girl.

Happened to me when my dad took my brother and I to see Braveheart. It was right at the fucking battle charge after his famous speech. I still remember the exact second.

This triggered a weird retrospect memory of mine
>Dad used to work late on Fridays and my Mom had to work Saturday
>One weekend Mom took me to see Episode One, I loved it. Ended up taking me to the video store and renting me the OT which I loved more
>Next weekend Dad wants to take me to the movies, my choice either Tarzan or SW
>Say Star Wars, at least 3 times I remember he doing the "You can see Tarzan if you want"
>Don't remember the rest of the day other than playing at McDonalds for like 3 hours and him letting me get a milkshake before we left
>Years later he never saw 2-3
>When TFA came out he was super unenthused. Him and my mom would see movies every week and they didn't see it.
>One day randomly ask him and it turns out he was a fan of the OT when he was a kid and was so disgusted with Prequels he didn't want to see them

s-s-s-sorry dad

>she was super popular and super hot but i saw her get her ass kicked by some other hot bitch at lunch
I hate when girls fight. I mean, why do guys think this is hot? It's just trashy, and even if a tit slips out it kinda just reminds you of your own savage instincts because the thing it's attached to is currently in a brawl.

based dad trying to save you from the prequels. isn't weird how memories work?

Watching star wars 7 opening week at Disney World. Even showing up half an hour early the only seats left were in the very front row. An hour into the movie the lady behind me gets a bloody nose or something and sneezes covering half my face in bloody snot cause I've been craning my neck back to actually see the screen.

Your dad is a pleb.
Revenge of the Sith is literally the greatest movie of all time; It is Shakespearean in terms of story-telling, with love, anger, frustration, and fear of loss all taking the spotlight with a backdrop of war. Anakin Skywalker is afraid to lose that which he loves, and will destroy anything and anyone, even his father figure, if it means he can keep the love of his life: Padme. Obi Wan is lawful good, as he recognizes Anakin's struggle and tries to help him and Padme, yet can't despite his best efforts. Yoda seeks only to keep the Jedi Order alive, but senses the end is near. But Yoda does not fear loss as Anakin does, and accepts the defeat. He does not mourn his fallen Jedi, as they are now one with the force. And Sheev seeks to bring chaos and fear to the galaxy, playing Anakin like a fiddle, hoping to gain the perfect apprentice with which he will rule the galaxy.
Honestly, 1 is skippable, but 2 is necessary so you can fully enjoy the kino that is 3. Think of Attack of the Clones as nothing more than a set-up, or a first act that puts all the pieces together so you know where everything stands. Yes, it is a bit boring, but it is necessary so that you can experience 3 fully.

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how could anyone look at that poster and NOT think it's going to be shit?

Going on a date to see Jack and Jill

Hi George.

Ugh, Venom fans.

Thanks, Costanza.

Honestly every movies I’ve seen were pretty tame because nobody really watches them except for one.
And that one was specifically horrible not because of the moviegoers but because of the movie itself; it was that one Avengers movie (not the latest one). A friend wanted to watch it with me and introduce capeshit to me. It was empty because it was on the very last days of screening and right in the middle of a weekday. So the bad experience was that god fucking damn it, capeshit is awful, I no longer hold the same view of whoever liking this shit. Even cunts who liked stupid chick flicks have better excuses, holy shit.

>Dark Phoenix
coulda stopped there

Dunno if someone had a similar experience but a guy next to me I think had legit autism or some shit
>coworker gives me tickets to go and see Skyscraper
>he bought them for a date but couldn't make it
>accept them and go watch the movie alone
>a guy sits next to me
>movie starts
>guy starts repeating every single line of dialogue from all the characters
>every single line he repeats it
>and not in low tone or whispering, he does it on regular voice tone
>me and 2 other persons get annoyed
>we ask the dude to keep it down or just shut up
>in all 3 times he just looked at this and nooded then continued repeating what the characters said
I have no idea what the fuck that was
Dude looked like if he was hyponotized and really concentrated with his mouth open
Weird shit, any idea what could been? he didn't looked high and didn't had weed smell

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nerve gas

Watching Chappie

Most of these are pretty tame but whatever.

When I saw Proud Mary, this guy behind me kept chewing ice forever.

When I saw Red Sparrow, this lady had like a basket of chicken fingers and the paper kept crinkling the whole movie.

When I saw Unsane, this lady had brought her own can of spray-on butter & kept spraying her popcorn intermittently throughout the movie.

When I saw Avengers: Infinity War, it was a packed theater and these 2 guys sat directly to the right of me. They kept making unfunny jokes that nobody laughed at, they cheered "Cap!" whenever Captain America came on screen, and the guy to the right of me had a drink, that he finished drinking, then he proceeded to pick up his empty cup & suck on the straw like 10 more times because he apparently forget his drink was empty.

When I saw Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, this group a few rows behind me kept talking during the entire movie about the dumbest shit until I loudly shooshed them about 75% of the way into it.

When I saw Mission: Impossible - Fallout, a baby was crying, a lady was sitting in my seat, and this other lady kept laughing at everything (including when the message self-destructs).

When I saw Downsizing, there were like 5 people in the theater who all laughed hysterically whenever the Vietnamese lady talked just because they thought her Vietnamese accent was funny.

When I saw The Post, the theater was pretty much empty, but I'm pretty sure this skanky white bitch on the front row gave a guy a blowjob.

It was like the summer of 1987, I was 6 at the time, for a friend's birthday party we saw Benji the Hunted, but this ginger kid sitting behind me kept kicking my seat for like 10 minutes. I stood up and turned around and yelled at him to stop kicking my seat, but then *I* got kicked out of the movie because my friend's mom took me out of the theater.

>wypipo

You can still eat it just remove the ones splat tot the ground

I went to a movie thinking it was the new star trek only to find out it was some shitty alien horror movie, I spent the first thirty minutes wondering what the hell all that shit had to do with Spock.
Still now that I have watched said Star Trek movie my mistake was probably a blessing in disguise

fuck off you troglodyte, this movie was a solid 7/10

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And one day, for no reason at all...

AVERAGE Yea Forums POSTER CHECKLIST:

>still strugle with acne even tho he is 20+ yo
>less than 3 close friends
>still talks with his mom at least once a week
>changes his bed sheets less than once a week
>thinks fashion is bullshit
>blames his bad luck and looks on genes and claims thinks he can do nothing about it
>sometimes cries at night

if you do at least ONE of these you are the average Yea Forums poster

non-whites of the african variety

based

>>still talks with his mom at least once a week
Mutts think keeping family relations is for losers? The kikes did a number on you.

>Gigantic 450 pound nigger woman with 6 little rats

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>changes his bed sheets less than once a week
I change them 5 times a day. Too much?

>One kept saying SEND IT randomly

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I'd still scoop up the top part of it desu.

I thought the snowflake was just a meme but it turns out its true.

I change my pillow cases often because of sweat and drool... which can lead to acne even in my 30s...

seeing terminator 3 with my ex gf. She was acting like a total bitch and i was being a beta(i knew she was talking to other guys). Glad i left her ass stranded in burger king.

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The Witch or Unfriended
Unfriended was with an ex in Tallahassee. Lots of black people all screaming and yelling in the theater. Ex was super sjw and thought it was funny and just went along with it. Cringe
The Witch was three retarded zoomers making gay cringey jokes throughout the movie and a few other moviegoers encouraging them with stupid laughs

Is this pasta? Bait? Retarded? The world may never know.

first date at theater

America is a shithole

Alita. The film was fine and the theatre was empty which is often a good thing. However, the staff forgot about me when a fire was raging in the building. No alarm went off, so when I left the cinema fire fighters were looking at me like I shat in their cornflakes.

Do Americans really do this? Do they really eat ice-cream off the floor of the car? Why???

>he doesnt

oh sweetie..

was going to make the same post, based and bogpilled

>work at a local kinoplex
>cleaning seats after some marvel flick
>two police officers come im
>uh-oh
>"have you see a man fitting this description? *description of a vague african american male* he stole a buncha wallets around the kinoplex today"
>answer honestly: nope, never seen him
>"oh ok, tell us if you do"
>"alright"
>as I reach the final seats, the blackie busts out from under them
>"you aight, white boi"
>runs away pulling out a glock in the meantime
>never report it
>get fired two weeks later

>black people ruin movies
Expect if it is shitty horror movie. I went to see that new Chucky remake and had blast with all the blacks going crazy.

>pic
Damn shame.

>"dad, stop it"

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>less than 3 close friends
>changes his bed sheets less than once a week
>thinks fashion is bullshit
All me.

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>Ex was super sjw and thought it was funny and just went along with it
There is nothing SJW about that though. Unfriended is shitty horror movie anyway and black audience makes them better.

Yep that's me.

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>Go to a see A Quiet Place
>A group of zoomers come in
>Talk through the whole movie
>One of them shouts FORTNITE!

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>he doesn't talk to his parents daily
I bet you want to be yourself and "live your own life" too. Tool of jews.

>Dad, stop it

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>still strugle with acne even tho he is 20+ yo
Yes
>less than 3 close friends
Yes
>still talks with his mom at least once a week
Yes
>changes his bed sheets less than once a week
Yes
>thinks fashion is bullshit
I like wearing denim and leather shoes.
>blames his bad luck and looks on genes and claims thinks he can do nothing about it
I haven’t sunk that low yet
>sometimes cries at night
Nah. I always fap b4 sleeping

some weird fucker kept kicking my chair or shaking his leg on my chair, i had to throw my drink and popcorn on the cunt because he came in half way of the movie and started doing it.

this is why i always make sure nobody sits behind me

Why did you even pay to see that trash

Trips of pure truth. This clip is proof of the paranormal. You are looking at flatscans reacting in instinctual fear to the presence of one their replacements.

>went to see Constantine
>got there late and missed the start
>get ticket for 11 AM show
>kinoclerk tells me it’s already started
>tell them that’s fine
>get into theater
>shit feels bizarre
>got there ten minutes in, but it feels like huge, vital parts of the story are missing
>characters keep referencing shit never mentioned in the movie before
>”wtf? This movie’s a disjointed mess!”
>feels insanely short and incomplete
>leave kinoplex bewildered and feeling weirdly jet lagged
>get in car
>radio DJ mentions last night’s time change
>mfw

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>a real footfag would have known

Well I’ve never had one standout worst experience but I can’t stand when you’re enjoying a movie then suddenly
>WAAAAAAAA
HIRE A FUCKING SITTER YOU BRAINDEAD FUCKING AIDS RIDDEN CHIMPS

>>still talks with his mom at least once a week
kike

kek

I'm guessing you're one the retards that does those things then.

I mean talk about high IQ posts

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Yea outside

This, based

thats the average 4channeler

yeah this, the mix was also terrible i couldn't hear a thing caine was saying in the hospital

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I ruined one of the new star wars movies for some guy. Me and my friend got really drunk and laughed at and mocked all the stupid bits.
Funny part was the beta only worked up the courage to tell us off as he was getting out of his seat at the end of the movie.

We laughed more.

this sounds painfully made up

Carlos!

>not working in a theatre testing the films
I've not been in a cinema when it was empty except me for about 3 years

You like a little baby
Watch This

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Fuck you. I liked it. Very entertaining. I could have listened to the robots chat for 3 hours.

This fucking turd of a movie. I convinced my friends to go to see this over Pirates of the Caribean (original). They all broke up with me over this movie.

Everytime I hear "Winchester" I get PTSD.

True Story bro.

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Ah yeah! I saw that in the cinema as well. My school friend invited me with him and his family. A really nice gesture which I could even recognise as a stupid teenager, but still could barely sit through it, I think I developed restless leg syndrome that day.