Dude drink Coca Cola lmao

I honestly couldn't believe this scene. This is last jedi levels of "comedy"

Did someone say COCA COLA????

REMEMBER THE RETRO COME CANS? REMEMBER THE 80S? REMEMBER BICYCLES? I KNOW WHAT THAT IS!

Yeah probably. A firework bombardment from children took out the Mindflayer for a few minutes. The actual army would probably have mounted it's head as a trophy.

Ugh

Steve route>others

it's not even on tv

Stranger things is shit at gun damage and monster health. Hopper insta-kills them during the end of season 2 yet none of the other characters could hurt the dogs

Do they still make Jolt cola?

Stop being pedantic. You’ve extrapolated once about when they bring it up.

God damn this is so bad. Do people defend this?

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yeah holy shit the product placement was over the top this season, I don't remember the previous seasons being like that

why did the directors constantly make sadie's thighs as visible as possible in every scene she's in?

Speak sense or stay silent

Did he kill them, or did he just physically knock them off the wall with shotgun stopping power?

I think it came back briefly, but we're not gonna talk about Jolt Cola.

>REMEMBER BICYCLES?
Are you telling me that modern Americans don't ride bicycles?

Name 2 product placements that weren't Coke.

have you looked at Americans recently

Go rewatch the sopranos season 1 and then tell me about coca cola.

Fat Hopper did nothing wrong

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As in "riding bikes across the neighborhood" mong

Burger King and Gap, Life cereals too

Fuck you and suck my dick, faggot

Burger King and 7-Eleven.

And here we see how far we have fallen in stupidity. In this era, people will argue about kids in a tv show arguing on some fucking sugary water.
Jesus Christ.

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Oh and m&m's

>period shops existing in a mall is "product placement"
Guess they should've just had the kids hang out in an empty lot talking about new Coke for 8 episodes.

What are eggo waffles?

On a related note, I should start filtering the phrase “Holy shit” because it truly seems to have become a calling card for brainletism

They were fucking her

Which one of the Duffer brothers are you again?

Yeah it's not like they couldn't just make up false brands, goy

They made such a big deal about that Satan's Baby firework and then it never came into play.

eggo were nowhere over the top as what happened this season, fuck off

oh god my parents want to watch this series with me I've got to avoid this somehow

Doc Hopper>>>>>>>>>>>stranger things hopper

imagine if your hand got stuck between her thighs lol

Right, I can hear it now.
>LOL HOW CHEAP DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO PUT A BURGER PRINCE AND A GORGE IN YOUR 80'S MALL, FUCKING CHEAP ASS KIKEFLIX FAILING AT IMMERSION WHAT EVEN IS THIS LIFE

7-eleven wasn't part of the mall
coke was also everywhere outside
Life was from outside the malls
Burger King bag in the fun fair

I told you to suck my dick, faggot

what a fucking asshole

literally no one would have said that
also calm down

I know, retard. I’m answering the original question about product placement in earlier seasons. Why don’t you take a break from posting?

Yeah, and it was nowhere as over the top. Did you read the original question ?

>coke was also everywhere
Making it the only genuine product placement. Or do you just unironically autistically sperg out every time you see a real-life item in your pretend TV shows?

Right let's just ignore the rest of the post

This thread is convincing me that netflix shills are real

I did, and I responded to it. Eleven is obsessed with eggo waffles more so than coke ever appears in season 3. The only difference is you’ve mentally categorized one of the two under something to be mad about, which is why I will gently suggest again that you take a break

Finally, a name to put the voices to in your head

i wanna fugg all of them cute girls

she has nothing else, poor girl
she's plain but has pretty coloring: red hair, fair skin, hence the constant exposure of her thighs

Everyone got creepily uncomfortable thigh shots though.

That was the dumbest shit ever, they are running from a monster that is out to murder them, El almost got killed and was bleeding everywhere. She's trying to find some important information and he starts that shit. All the kids were mentally retarded this season and coca-cola placement was fucking ridiculous.

The whole season sucked ass, that black girl was so stereotypical of what a "strong" black woman should be. That sexist boss and white guy were so painfully dumb and over the top. That singing bit was just...entire season was bluh.

Billie carried this season.

I fucking hate how they keep bringing up the thing like it was super popular. It's a cult classic for a reason, it did terribly in the box office and kids their age would not have fucking cared. Same with evil dead. No one had an evil dead poster in whatever year stranger things came out in

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I don't know exactly. Looked like it hurt them a lot but who knows

David Harbour was SO bad in this season. Constant over-acting and yelling. I don't know what the hell happened to him, but it's like he was a completely different character and there was no nuance to his performance whatsoever.

nice trips

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you could he really phoned it in this season

He was good, but it really didn't make sense that the monster didn't melt him along with the rest of them. Plus the final scene with him sitting in the car revving his engine and waiting for them for like half-an-hour was funny.

they used it at the very end of the last episode but it hardly did anything.

Finally got around to watching this since my acquaintances won't shut up about it. The first season was okay but the second was shit and the third was even worse. The first was only decent because it was shrouded in mystery and the unknown is always more creepy and intriguing than the known. Why is this garbage so popular? Is shutting your brain off to 'enjoy' TV shows the norm these days?

After it had already died

>Slog through this trainwreck of a season
>Constant melodrama
>Boring monster plot
>Awful writing all around
>Only enjoyable characters were Billy and Steve (again)
>Hopper, one of the best characters, was absolutely dreadful all season
>completely lost everything that made the first season interesting
>get to the final episode
>things are actually getting interesting
>think they've finally pulled it together
>tension, drama, excitement
>finally, this is what I came here for
>suddenly goddamn 30-minute musical segment NEVERENDING STOOOOOOORY

Who the fuck signed off on this retarded scene? Have the Duffer bros completely forgotten what the fuck tonal consistency is? I truly couldn't believe what I was watching and how goddamn long it dragged on. This season was garbage.

we get it, you watched the RLM review

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/this

Was Will actually gay or not? I remember Winona saying he used to get called a fag by bullies and I definitely see why. He's such a fucking fruit loop and he looks god damn retarded.

Have sex

>what do you mean it's America's fault South America is a violence ridden shithole people are actively fleeing from in fear of their lives? fake news

>revs mobility scooter
>sharts in local walmart
>buys one gallon coca-cola jug
>8 pound cheese poof bucket
>mac n cheese to last an entire month
>go back home in a 6.4L chevy big block V8 hi-octane gasoline powered behemoth

I think the real monster wasn't the mind flayer

That's always been the norm you funhating shitlord.

I'm glad that image showed me that Paul Reiser was a heeb because I had no fucking clue yo

No he's just redpilled

He's never explicitly said he's gay, and the actor Noah said that he isn't, though the actor doesn't really get to decide that.
Realistically, the kid is probably still just a kid and doesn't understand the appeal of thinking with his dick. Just wants to hang with the broskis and play games.

it was a firework against an interdimensional demon alien being. what did you think it would do?

Probably going to end up as an incel

you mean a wizard

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Looking at millie bobby brown's sister and mom I don't think she's going to age well, but the way she talks gives me the impression that she is just so fun and pleasant to have around

Original pilot character descriptions
>Will Byers, twelve, is a sweet, sensitive kid with sexual identity issues. He only recently came to the realization that he does not fit into the 1980s definition of “normal.” His innocent choices, such as colorful clothes, prove a constant source of bullying.
>strangerthings.fandom.com/wiki/Montauk

Original s2 script released to the Emmy's last year
>-- Will with the Cute Girl, dancing awkwardly. But his eyes
>aren't on the cute girl. They are on --

>-- Mike, who is dancing with Eleven. Their eyes firmly
>locked. They look like they're just about to burst with
>happiness. As "IN THE AIR TONIGHT" swells with emotion...
>.emmys.com/sites/default/files/collateral/118 Stranger ThingsS02E09 SCRIPT-BLUE-COLLATED 2017-04-30.pdf

He's probably gay. But Noah's the youngest actor which ties their hands a bit, and it's the midwest 80s at the height of AIDS crises so he'd be unlikely to come out. So I doubt they'll do anything more than hint at it.

based dropped poster

>that black girl was so stereotypical of what a "strong" black woman should be
She was annoying but wasn't that bad. She's a better role model than some other characters. She and Lucas have a dad a home, they don't fight over stupid shit.

>That sexist boss
Typical worthless baby boomer garbage that ruined America because in his time all he had to do was show up.

>and white guy
Typical worthless CHAD. Steve had a change of heart and realized how detrimental to society at large being a Chad is. Jonathan was the typical ISTP loner, but Nancy ends up seeing him as a worthy person.

wow what a fucking queer

>his sexuality defines his entire character
Thanks JESUS they didn't go with that

Reminder to stop giving soda companies money.

It's impossible because they're all part of a rootless international clique that owns every other chemical or food company. The only way to be free from them is to grow your food in a man-made island out in the sea.

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It does have some nice thigh shots

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>Is shutting your brain off to ‘enjoy’ TV shows the norm these days?

Yes

Even though it’s always been that way, the whole “just shut your brain off” line is just an excuse for lazy shitty writing. Write a good show or get shit on.

Could you really not tell how jewish this show was just by looking at it?

Idc if it’s fucked up to say, Finn has such a punchable face.

wait isn't that the guy that got MDE cancelled?

Most kids have punchable face, Finn’s probably the least punchable one out of the cast

>literally everyone replying to this is bitching about it
>I find it hilarious
Then again, I haven't even watched the season because I deleted it after the first 5 minutes of the first episode, because of >muh Russians

That webm scene though seems funny enough, though might be out of place, like it's from Community way back when it was on actual NBC, not Yahoo shit.

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True

Of course she is, that’s why Drake loves talking to her about boys.

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It sounds so weird when you think about an adult writing these scenes out for a child.

TDS is taking the toll on him
not sure if he filmed Hellboy before or after Stranger Things s3

No, that’s Tim Heidecker.

Pedo jew nigger

Behind the scene

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The n word part wasn’t necessary :(((

he's more white than black you retard

needs a brazzers logo

stop looking at me

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70% kike according to you cuck

Haven't seen this yet but if the Ginger chick ends up with the black kid I'm cancelling my netflix subscription

I’m going to write to Netflix asking for exactly this.

I liked how Lucas smacked his lips.

>HOL UP

kill yourself

Noah always looks like some sort of evil jewish creature to me, like he would kick you down stairs just for the laugh or steal your money if you left your bag unattended

Yes. Tim gets the brunt of the blame because their close friends or something but that bald indie loser led the charge against MDE

they would have to put her in a burka to hide those fat thunder thighs

Also
>muh BBC

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No one liked carpenter's the thing until a decade or so ago

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>creators make a nice refined story that activates their nostalgia not just in mere references, but in cinematic style as well
>Netflix surprised when it becomes a hit
>scrambles to get the creators to extend the story in order to continue gaining subscribers
>slap a quick sequel in just a few months
>no surprise it was MUCH worse than season 1, but hey... they had virtually no time to write or film it
>season 3 is ordered and given proper time to create it
>somehow it's worse than season 2
>every character has lost his/her depth - they are purely archetypes now
>for example: Hopper was originally a father who lost his actual daughter and is now "emotionally constipated antihero"
>the show is riddled with "hey, remember THIIIIIIIIIIS?"
it's just gonna keep getting worse, isn't it?

Will clothes are literally not different at all from any of the other characters. Lucas has gayer clothes but thats just 80s black fashion

Read a dictionary

was thinking this

Netflix isn't subtle at all.

Not him, but i didn't know it wasn't popular until i heard it from the audio commentary for the movie.

Is this why hopper is the most based character on the show?

when that scene came on my wife (who is story-retarded) and I looked at each other and almost in unison said "what the fuck is this?"

Why did they make Robin a lesbo. Fuck them for teasing us with her getting with Steve. I feel normies are even upset with how punished steve is.

This third season was the blandest shit ever

"New Coke" was released in April of 1985. Of course it would shown at the mall and grocery stores in this season. However yes, Burger King and Coca Cola clearly did pay to be featured in this season.

>tfw Hop never got his date with Joyce

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Hopefully he comes back for next season after Black Widow production wraps up

Mike’s look is really giving me a raging hard on

Did notice how the loud sexist reporter share a resemblance to a certain presidential figure? Pretty Epic Netflix Zings

>However, unlike Stranger Things, Montauk, was envisioned as a miniseries. While the series would conclude with no loose ends, plans for a potential sequel would include the same characters in the 90s. The sequel's timejump was directly inspired by Stephen King's It. The reason this concept was abandoned was because Netflix felt people would become so invested in the characters that they would want to see the continuation of their stories.
what a bunch of bullshit
this show played like a miniseries, and I refuse to believe seasons 2 and 3 were anything but slapped together cash grabs

his contract has him in for s4

This sums everything so very exactly

>S1 Steve - jock
>S2 Steve - cuck
>S3 Steve - incel

It would have been merciful if he got shot instead of Alexi

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It doesn't seem like he actually died so hopefully he and Joyce can pick up where they left off

They better get a sex scene together.

How the fuck did Steve not get into any Indiana Colleges as a popular athlete in the 1980s. Hes not that retarded

Steve is the next Hooper when they copy IT and do a time jump

>le aydeez drink

Who the fuck actually likes this show? Faggots.

Im trying to get laid but the clap of my ass cheeks keep scaring off the women.

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711, slimjims, m&ms, gap, eggos, burger king

t. Hopper

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I can hear the fucking claps from across the country

Go from being in high school and seeing "friends/associates" everyday, hear whats going on and generally just interact with people to graduated close friends start to move away, lose all contact with any acquaintances beyond awkwardly seeing them around town. Social interaction is whittled down to fellow employees of bs job and family.
>Steve is too real bros

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there's literally an entire conversation about New Coke

want to read this WONDER WOMAN comic by DC? Hey want some M&MS? Hey dude try an Slurpee from 7/11.

I laughed when they kept showing the Radioshack as an example of a closed "local business." Stranger things tries so hard but its just as shallow and commercial as the 80s shows they "tribute"

They have an entire scene where the black kid goes on about how great New Coke is but I don’t think it counts because they don’t make that anymore.

Everyone’s exaggerating it.

This is the worst part about that scene for me. It's so fucking strange and anachronistic for these kids to start referring to the movie like "Carpenter's The Thing is a classic that's better than the original." Normies probably won't notice but for anyone else that knows the movie was despised and forgotten in 1985, it takes you right out of the show. Miserable writing, and this isn't even the first time

>they don’t make that anymore.
He doesn't know...

Should I watch at least the first season or is all trash?

first season is pretty great. its all downhill from there.

Thanks I'll give it a try

1 year

New Coke is just Pepsi. It's not even special.

Season 3 makes it pretty easy to believe the whole plagiarism thing.
Either that or the entire crew got super woke after S2.

I’d left middle and right

The kid literally says they could make a stick of dynamite but instead they just bounce the fireworks off its back like a bunch of morons.

Anyone notice how every time someone kills a bunch of Russians cowboy music starts playing and the characters just keep making wisecracks?

Elle smushes like 4 of them with a car and no-one seems bothered in the slightest. Where's the PTSD?

That fucking faggot who plays Will has the most punchable face ever, holy shit

they're not pussies like you they don't get ptsd

It felt like they were trying to do a grim 80s horror movie like the Thing and a fun 80s kids movie like Goonies or Explorers at the same time. Season 1 balanced it a hell of a lot better.

You can’t get PTSD from killing 4 people with a car, you can only get that from firing an AR-15 at a gun range.

Based Cunny Bobby Brown show

It's Jake Busey. He bears a resemblance to Gary Busey.

Dude's literally unchanged except for wrinkles since Starship Troopers.

Say that to my face not online and see what happens

Explain your reasoning.

Like when they flipped the car back over how was there not mangled bodies and blood fucking everywhere? It's a huge disconnect from killing monsters. Did not sit right with me at all.

Theyre commies you dumb bitch.
I could have put the 4 against the wall and slept like a baby.
Literally below animals.

He’s got Matthew Broderick’s smug Jew face

Of course the nigger defended new coke, which tastes like pepsi.

New Coke didn't taste like Pepsi. It tasted like Diet Coke with sugar instead of aspartame, because that's what it was.

What makes you think the creature would even give the army the chance? It would flee the moment the army would arrive, or just spread shot infect them.

Yes, but only one of the dollar stores carries it.

I'm no anarcho capitalist, but there's literally nothing wrong with drinking or endorsing coca cola, unless you're some sort of eat your vegetables health food freak whose against sugar or something

You're actually retarded.

I want Will to have a blond blue-eyed boyfriend.

Noah Schnapp is insanely handsome.

Sam Taylor Buck is insanely handsome.

Sam Ashe Arnold is insanely handsome.

Can mods do something about this spam bot?

Why is this shit in every ST thread

Based if true

Either a bot or his agent thinks this is a good way to shill that little prick
He’s also getting shilled hard on twitter in a similar way.