Based Michael Bay!!!

Smells like hard coping.

It's not. The best Transformers movies weren't as good as most of the MCU's worst.

still waiting for the Michael Bay Deathstroke movie

it aint real retard

Obviously not.

The first one is absolute kino

>The best Transformers movies weren't as good as most of the MCU's worst.

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Not really. It shit on everything that made Transformers good.
Especially with the shit design of the robots.

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1>3>2>4>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

and yet all of those people would be Hallmark movie tier directors at best

fucking retard
this applies to MCU directors, Michael Bay is a master of action movies and he can do his shit without CGI too

how delusional can you be.. wow

You know deep down inside thats not true. Transformer's plot isn't copy paste MCU villain.

>M-m-muh G1 designs!

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Fake ass tweet

Actually I like the Japanese seasons of G1 the most.
Masterforce is godly.

>tank killing transformers
>80% human drama garbage

>legit decent

End yourself

A bunch of metals clanking together wuth no clear view. Its crap dude.

this is incredibly brutal

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for me it's at the same level of capeshit, the fact that mcu fanboys can't accept that their shitty movies are pure garbage in the level of toy commercials

>The Eternals were created by Jack Kirby and made their first appearance in The Eternals #1 (July 1976).
>1976

The Eternals don't look like that, dickhead

Because America is full of comic book cucks

?

I didn't realize Bay was the artist for the terrible transformer designs. FUCK BAY!

meant to and those are the Celestials by the way (they also don't look like that)

Pretty much the same shit. Transformers 3 and the first avengers movie are legit exactly the same movie.

what am I watching?

3 is low key underrated but hating on 1 just makes you an edge lord or an autist.

Why is that pillar on the right in frame half the time?

Get back on script boris

>This is supposedly better than Bayhem
youtube.com/watch?v=cT9mxZUQ2JM
nothing makes sense and about 5% of it is real, and it looks gray and the music sucks

what the fuck are you talking about? lay of the kratom. I never said anything about what the eternals look like. bay is accusing marvel of stealing the name but marvel had it first. google translate really fucked up "appearance" huh? fucking esl faggots.

Revenge of the Fallen was the only bad Shia one. Both of the Marky Mark ones are trash though.

>bay is accusing marvel of stealing the name
absolute brainlet
for starts the tweet it not even real
and the joke is about the designs

Every mcu film.

Someone post the webm where Optimus blows Sentinels head off

>It's a fake tweet/article is posted and everyone believes it episode

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Bay Optimus is fuckimg savage.

Kino

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He’s not wrong.

They're indistinguishable, the only difference is that Disney's market department headed them off and implied that Bay's movies are somehow beneath the sophisticated tastes of the Marvel fanbase

the camerawork is always fantastic
and it's actual camerawork instead of virtual camera

>Since when did people start thinking Bayformers was good?
This. If anything, this is a bad sign for Marvel. GotG had perfectly fine Celestial designs. Now they got these anemic scrappy looking ones.

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I hate MCU shit and manbaby superhero culture but that just isn't true. Transformers has nothing going for it. The first two movies were by far the best and even they fall below some of the worst shit in the MCU

baysed
pain&gain is also funnier than gotg and ant man

Why do people say they can't tell what's happening in these movies? You can clearly see where every character is and differentiate each one

It's professional russian shitposters sewing discord. They just disagree with anything popular

Why are those two piles of scrap metal twirling around each other? Even worse than his shitty muscle freak turtles.

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Yeah. G1 designs are fucking classic and Bay should have had the brains to just translate them properly instead of going the jangling keys route of adding more detail for detail's sake. They had a nice sleek look to them and Bay is an idiot for making them into a giant eyesore.

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I am going to the theaters to watch a film about giant robots fighting each other not wimpy mc's le romantic subplot #556211567, fuck off

>Active mesures

>Gaslighting

Disney doesn't own Transformers bro.

I think that I had better scene arrangements playing with my Transformers toys as a child in the 80s.

I dig it.

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OPTIMUS OF MURDER

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What a retard.

Shut the fuck up boomer

Is this pic real

That's nothing tcompared to how he straight up merked a weakened Megatron a minute later. He went full Predator on him.

Optimus goes full deranged with every sequel clearly a representation of Bays anger dealing with seethe over making these movies over and over

there are people here actually falling for a copy pasted Optimus Prime on a fake tweet, truly embarassing state of this board

>those random fireworks that go off for no reason at the end
Kek

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If this post isn't absolute proof this thread is populated by Russians who barely understand English then I don't know what else to say.

Fuck Michael Bay and fuck Marvel. The Rock and Winter Soldier were pretty cool though.

>number of Michael Bay Criterion releases = 2
>number of Disney Criterion releases = 0

Checkmate, mouseshit. Disney will never attain the heights of Bad Boys, The Rock, Armageddon, Transformers, Bad Boys 2 or Transformers 3.

based Michael, fuck Disney

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Unironically this. The Transformers franchise was nothing but a money grab targeted at the lowest common denominator, yet people saw through this and hated it for it after a while. Meanwhile people praise the MCU for doing the exact same thing and it's still going strong. What the fuck? At the very least I respect Bay for going all out with the scale and action, creating massive sets and cool costumes, using new tech to change up the experience with IMAX and 3D. The MCU is nothing but absolute garbage filmed in a green screened car park.

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i never understood how they die, can't they just reconfigure/heal again

>Transformers has nothing going for it
They're the "subverted expectations" films that Rian Johnson wished he could have made. They're pretty good once you realize Optimus is the bad guy.

how does this look worse than the first one

>once you realize Optimus is the bad guy.
eggsplain?

Transformers 6 when?

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Baykino

I don't remember Transformers looking this bad. I think video games look better these days.

He's a genocidal maniac determined to extinguish his own race. In the second film he's portrayed as a baby killer. In the third film he says "kill them all", a phrase usually reserved for villains. He also seems to take a lot of pleasure in removing faces.

Megatron is a shown as a "mother" type figure who's motivations revolve around feeding children. He acts horrified by Optimus's actions, rather than just angry. He's mostly unselfish as he admits he's trying to save his people.

Is it wrong to like explosions?

>better capeshit
Slightly worse

That film is almost ten years old user.

how does it feel knowing the transformers trilogy (and 4) will be zoomers "star wars trilogy" and marvel shit will be compared to Disney children's films

riggidy sliggidy rekt

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Marvel movies make me sleepy
Transformers movies give me seizures

I'm fucked either way but at least Marvel is less annoying

I will defend 1 and 3 but it took me over a week to finish 5 is was so unbeleivably bad. It was super obvious that Bay had enough and was just done with it.

whoa is this true? their sites too laggy for me

bay:
>pain gain
>the rock
>Armageddon
>bad boys 1&2
>13 fucking hours

marvel:
iron man

try again

it all makes sense now

there's an interview where he rages at interviewer for asking about transformers iirc

This dude's based.
If you truly appreciate cinema as an art form, follow Bay

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Machine of Murder*

Why did optimus kill him? Why not just take him prisoner?

he knows how to make visuals stimulating but he over does it theres no quiet time even if a character does somethuing mundane he'll use the same stimulating tricks he always does

Becasue the transformers (robot design) looks like shit and the transformations are literally trash rolling all over the place.

SOMEONE FIND THE ORIGINAL POST!
it was actually posted here, or on another board, but i seeent it.

Dwayne's character in that movie annoyed me. I'll never see this movie again.

He fixed it, not stole it. You can't steal a scene if the context makes it different

>theres no quiet time
holy s o y, its an action movie. I HATE when people say this

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virtual camera is objectively better because you have more freedom there more creativity. it's bad because it's not practically possible is a literal non-argument. it just means "I don't like it because I say so"

When you did a good job people won't realize you've done anything at all

>baddies come thru portal and smashy smash over macguffin
truly wow...

>dat King Crimson donut at the end

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Even if you don't like g1 designs it doesn't change the fact that they look like a pile of metal garbage fighting other piles of metal garbage in the movies. Bumble bee movie has probably the best looking out of all of them

That has not aged well, and it was hard to look at back then

the fucker is jewish? Is Kevin feige jewish?

Capecucks fucking destroyed with a glorious excessive explosion.

kevin feige isn't

can someone give me a comparison please

Transformers can't take credit for that since that was already a trope when that came out

Michael Bay has never made a halfway decent movie. That's pathetic. How do you manage to be this much of a lucky fuck up?

true, like 5 movies did that at that time. I think bay did it first though, and he gets the most shit for it. jealousy probs

please.

yes

Fiege's Tribal Blood is as pure as the driven snow. He's probably made his way into the inner circle by now.

Bay is more of a Lobo guy

NO PLEASE OPTIMUS!!!!!!!! PLEASEEE!!! NOOO!!!!

kek

>NO, OPTIMUS. PLEASE, I HAVE A FAMILY. REMEMBER THE GENEVA CONVEN...

start sending this to bay and make it real.
That way he is reassured he can dab on cucks if he pleases

> tank killing transformers

youtube.com/watch?v=IMo_Jx35SZw

> give me your fucking face

That scene was so fucking out of character it was jarring.

bumblebee movie did a much better job.

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Those fucking random explosions

GIVE ME THE FUCKING ARROW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

t.low t male
based and redpilled post

that's your mcu viewer in a nutshell user.
No stimulation through visuals,
has to be verbally told to get stimulated, with a quip or two, so now they know the character is being engaging.

Snapper of neck

Imagine Lobo on his space hog, and the clear colorful reflection in his red eyes are the stars and gasses.
Marvel trannies praying bay doesn't go the cape genre and make actual cape-kino since 2016

>all the marvelcels seething in this thread
based

is this a ps2 game?

And waste resources sorely needed by autobots on caring for an enemy combatant? I don’t think so.

I'm not memeing, but I enjoyed the plot, the visuals and the design of the robots but hated the fights because you can't see what is happening. Second and third movie are cool too.

This criticism goes to the first movie, the others are better.

>FOR GOD'S SAKE, OPTIMUS, I'M A SCIENTIST AND I'M USEFUL! I CAN HELP OUR RACE AND THE HUMANS, PLEASE, DON'T KIL...

He said he would kill them all. Hell, Megatron called for a truce and got his spine removed.

Sentinel was stronger than him, you dumb fuck.

Sentinel was begging for his life.

No, he wasn't. Stop falling for the meme.

youtube.com/watch?v=NrjAliCmmVc

Source on the Eternals teaser? Those celestials look like garbage compared to the one in GoTG.

>Kills his good friend
>Orders a massive attack on humans that kills who knows how many
>Made a truce with Optimus' sworn enemy
>Was about to kill him at the end until Megatron stepped in

>Dude just take him prisoner lmao

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Fuck off, Bay’s movies are shit

Low IQ posts ITT

He was defeated at that point. Optimus is just a psychopath, he shot him again after he was dead purely for his own amusement.

It was out of revenge.

>For his own amusement
Nice headcanon there, he clearly didn't want to do it. Sentinel had to be out down end of story

>Transformers is basically a better capeshit.
Have you even seen the parts of the THREE HOUR movies where robots aren't fighting? It's turbo-cringe, it's the worst fucking humor, writing and acting possible. Nothing in the MCU or even the DC movies is as bad as the average "joke" in a Transformers movie and there's a standard capeshit movie length of that garbage in every TF movie except the first one.

You have to be absolutely out of your fucking mind to think they're the same, you'd have to be someone who has never seen either of them or has maybe seen some shitty DC movie like Suicide Squad which actually now that I think of it is probably on par with the TF movies but seeing as how it's also F-level capeshit that tells you how things are. Goddamn you faggots love to lie as long as it means shitting on superhero movies, huh?

this is what redditors actually believe

>he clearly didn't want to do it
Then what was the second shot for? Right at his head? He was enjoying himself. It's already established he likes to remove heads at pretty much every opportunity.

>baysed scantily-clad peak megan fox, Isabel lucas, rosie whitely, nicola peltz, and moner waifus
>mousecucks get haggard spinsters and heavy-handed yaas kween cringe

how does Bay keep getting away with bigot jokes and waifus with no reprocussion?

billions of reasons

Pain and Gain only had one explosion in the entire thing

Robot gore is awesome, even more brutal in 3

They occupy the same spot of mindless easily-consumed hollywood bullshit which is the distinguishing factor, regardless of if capeshit has better writing or not. Bay also has genuine talent behind the camera that's slept on because his movies are so dumb and his scripts so poor.

You have to remember when Transformers came out that shit was pretty mindblowing. Today's CGI really hasn't surpassed it, it looks just as gamey.

I'm not defending Transformers, but it's fun how people understood that those movies were garbage entertainment and no one dared to pretend it was high art like they do with capeshit.

Imagine finding Rosa Salazars head in that rubble.

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Not a single movie is 3 hours unlike your faggy shit

Imagine thinking Whedon is better than Bay

So they would be better directors than Michael Bay?

Based post

Damn you missed out on all those updoots. Better luck next time redditor.

I'm sorry I've been away from chan for a long time what the hell does Baysed mean

>Why yes I do enjoy the works of Michael Bay
>How can you tell?

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No. Transformers movie were all painful and a chore to sit through. They're about 3 hours, are mostly human BS and really bad/incomprehensible human, same plot every movie (deceitpcons out for ancient x, human gov hinder/betray transformers, fight in some city at the end that focuses mainly on humans), and when the robots do fight you can barely tell what's going on.

I'm sick of capeshit and MCU has unironically killed cinema but transformers movies are shit.

If the transformers movies focused on the transformers, had 75% less humans, were 50% shorter, less stupid humor, and had action more akin to pacific rim they would have been good

What bothers me most about Bays Transformers is that the characters are nothing like their original counterparts. Optimus Prime is a psychopath and acts like an absolute savage in every movie. He is entirely out of character, executing his enemies left, right and center one minute and then begging for his life against Sentinel the next.

I see what you did there

>Every movie features more and more mention of Cybertron and the civil war between the Autobots and Decepticons.
>Teases would could be an interesting political clash mixed with giant robots fighting one another and destroying their world.
>Still no movie that actually focuses solely on the Cybertron Civil War.

youtube.com/watch?v=QFZrL0x63c8

I just want something like this and for it not to be filled with fucking humans.

Whedon sucks and is better than Bay

>Optimus Prime is a psychopath and acts like an absolute savage in every movie
The best is part 4 where his whole character arc is basically learning to kill humans.

Bay is no Kubrick but apart from the stuff that obviously has to be cgi like giant robots jumping on buildings etc. he does his movies with practical effects. He does a shitload of pyrotechnics, had special camera cars build for the chase in T1 and T1 even had some miniature work.

If you don't like transformers you're a massive contrarian faggot

daily reminder

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They all have a central core that, if damaged/destroyed, will prevent them from "healing" IIRC.

baysed

MCU films don't have little nigger robots voiced by spongebob that speak in ebonics and hump people's legs either, that's a pretty big difference

I would say because of the amount of distracting explosions etc and debris. There's a ton of visual noise.

for me it was nicola peltz in age of extinction

You absolute fucking clown.

No, they have reddit shit that makes basedboys drool. It's just as bad, just for different reasons.

someone please explain what this new "I'm replying without replying" meme is

you need to be a little more specific, Transformers on the whole is an 80s nostalgia cashgrab and is therefore "Reddit shit"

IIRC, RotF was rushed, and it was a casualty of the writer's strike.

>That brief window in time when shitty Bayformers movies were the kings of the box office.

It almost seems quaint, now that nothing that's not Marvel or Disney is allowed to even break even.

Why does it matter? You know how it ends.

Reddit hates Transformers.

Not Animated, or Gen 1, or Prime, or Bumblebee. They still love the concept as a whole, which in turn applies to the films, if not the execution

I guess they just hate Michael Bay.

nothing could suck more than transformers.
let's go see what neighboorhoid this faggot playboy lives in, then lets see the demographics of the transformer customer, and see how it matches up.

No shit.

how come Optimus never starts out fucking shit up? he always fucking loses and then has to make a come back. he's such a faggot

He's only strong against the fodder. As soon as he fights the core Decepticons, he gets his shit pushed in.

not only are the designs way better in bumblebee, you can actually see the fucking action

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That movie needed to succeed but sadly it didn't.

Shame the movie sucked and wasn't much better than the bay films in terms of story

The first transformers movie with marky mark was the first time I walked out of the cinema. The final action scene is purely bombastic with zero impact. Transformers are capeshit tier if not worse

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It was good up until the focus became on the boring human characters at the expense of the Transformers. Like a reverse of what happened to Thor.