Looks like high test kino is back on the menu boyz

>fail at becoming a SEAL so he uses his daddy's embezzlement money to pay Hollywood to let him portray one as an extra in films
Nah

Is that fucking gigachad?

me in the pink

No. See

a faggot

>dude I was almost a SEAL lmao
>my creds though

>instagram playboy
I have never once put any thought, or even used, the "clown world" meme, but what the fuck bros

Proto-Jews.

He's a manlet

Hes not

Pretty jealous of his life, but surely being surrounded by a harem of women 24/7 is annoying

Stfu Dan. You'll never be a real operator

>"chad"
>lost his virginity to a mexican hooker

you think that's bad you see should see what he looks like with no beard

>I have never once put any thought, or even used, the "clown world" meme
Oh you eventually will.

Every "woman" looks like a selfish child that's addicted to candy. I've hung around these types and they don't go past 'fun.'

Yeah, these vapid whores are just sad and have no self respect or real personalities. I don't blame guys like Dan for fucking them. I'm sure it feels good on his dick. I feel sad for the girls though. They seem so soulless and empty.

die of a heart attack before he's forty? Who said that and why, does he have a health issue? He doesn't look overweight or anything
>t. hypochondriac

Id have more respect for him if he wasn’t a trust fund baby and had tiny calves proportionally to his body. He got butthurt after everyone made fun of his calves.

>Because of his lavish lifestyle and heavy drug abuse, Bilzerian reportedly suffered two heart attacks before the age of 32

You can’t live a life that fast and not die young

ladbible.com/entertainment/celebrity-dan-bilzerian-reveals-he-had-two-heart-attacks-after-four-day-sesh-20171001

>5'7

>in shoes

what drugs? Cocainum?

I’m seeing a lot of conflicting numbers. But if he’s claiming 5’9” I’m assuming he’s shorter. I’m 5’9.5” and I always say 5’10” to women/

OHNONONONONONONONO

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Why do soiboys hate Bilzarian so much?

Pretty sure that’s not him though

Don’t think it’s him

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Isn't it obvious?

he's no worse than any scumbag actresses he's paying to pretend with.

I hate how often this image gets posted and every single thread nobody realizes the pic is fake.

You're fake.

>RICH GUY WHO HAS LOTS OF SEX, CARS AND MANSIONS BAD

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>manlet paying coalburners to take pictures with him
>high test

He doesnt look bad.
The beard definitely improves him, but he looks normal without it

>me in the back

>Universal Pictures revela que Rápidos y Furiosos y Jurassic World están en el mismo universo
Se espera que su crossover esté llegando a las salas de cine en 2023
>La forma en la que introducirán a los personajes serán por medio de Toretto, quien viaja a Tailandia donde se encuentra a un Velociraptor que le dice "no se sienta un culo mi niño, acuérdese que es mi perro, lo dejé callado o que mijo, no mames que te creíste esta noticia bien pendeja ajjaj nmms, ve a ver si le apagaste al las tortillas we"

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Scum of the Earth

He's a soiboy who ascended thats why. Jealousy that one of them was born with a rich dad.

>b-b-b-but he didn't earn it

That's life, baby. I'm not going to defend the guy, but I have no problem calling out those that attack him. Dude got lucky as fuck and literally lives however he wants because he has proven that money can buy just about anything. He has also proven what it cannot buy: love, genuine friendship, and personal success. He has tried to earn all 3 of these, regardless.

Alright, Dogan

correct
you can tell the dude gets zero joy out of life because he has no mountains to climb, so he just throws money at celebrities so they'll mention him or give him a cameo

>you can tell
Something only obnoxious faggits say

great post, I've reconsidered my position entirely

Dan Blizerian is great and a fulfilled person, everyone is just jealous

>Whoremonger and son of white collar criminal to star in Tokyo Drift 6
Ftfy

He literally buys prostitutes with the stolen money his criminal dad stowed away on offshore accounts

Lol I completely agree.

I agree except for the part about feeling sad forr the girls. I genuinely don't think they're psychologically capable of realizing they're soulless and empty. Not just that, but they chose their lot in life. It's like saying you "feel sad" for the guy who works behind the counter at the Circle K. Nobody forced him to work there.

ahhh yes, the Kim Kardashian equivalent for loser men. I literally hate this faggot so much, fucking people eating up these garbage e-celebs. My boss at work loves him and talks about him all the time, what a fucking faggot.

wasnt he at the las vegas shooting and tried to get a cop to give him a gun before being told to fuckoff

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How much did this cringelord pay to be a glorified extra? I'm betting he'll try to befriend Vin and the other guys and they will just ignore him.

Star is probably being extremely generous.

I unironically pitty his vapid lifestyle.

That one's after the jaw implants

Sounds like you dont even go to fun

It's like he's trying to make up for something tho

Probably 5'7"

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Okay, Mehmet, calm down

How tall is Joe Rogan Expierence?

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He looks better without the beard

>soiboy because we don't like a fake self-made dumbass spending his daddy's money only to look interesting
wew. didn't know i had to suck cuckzerian's cock to be called chad. thx m8

Master race

>camo pants

Joe is 5'6

On top of stuff like Viagra and recreational stimulants that can damage the cardiovascular system, he is suspected to be abusing anabolic steroids and HGH. Anabolic steroids are strongly linked with heart disease, and HGH (human growth hormone) can cause heart enlargement that reduces the capacity of the heart to pump blood properly. Rich Piana died when he was 46 years old because he lived like this.

Wow he's a short little manlet fag. I'm supposed to be jealous of this?

He's just a promoter and "incluencer." I bet he doesn't fuck any of those bitches. Lol. He gets paid to promote that life so losers spend all their savings on dumb shit.

He's basically MTV cribs but as a person.

>blah blah blah you're a salty hater
Or just a logical person making a valid point as to why you shouldn't envy such stupid bullshit. Is it wrong to have beautiful bitches, mansions, and sweet cars? No, it's just pathetic to showcase yourself as someone who gets all that stuff legitimately, but really youre just a little Instagram fag.

Source on anabolic steroids and HGH being linked to heart disease.

Rich Piazza was a coke head who ate like a crocodile he was not long for this world

all these INCELS in this thread COPING that BASED dan is SLAMMING super HOT babes from INSTAGRAM and STARRING in ACTION packed summer BLOCKBUSTERS

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ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20020375
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1768197/
drugabuse.gov/news-events/nida-notes/2017/11/anabolic-androgenic-steroids-may-damage-heart-arteries
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9389993
And Dan's a cokehead who's had two heart attacks he confirmed himself. He's not even 40 years old.