Do you think about the property damage in super hero movies?
>OH NO THATS HUNDREDS OF MILLION DOLLARS OF DAMAGE AAAAAARRRRRRRR.
>HOW COULD THEY DO THAT.
Do you think about the property damage in super hero movies?
>OH NO THATS HUNDREDS OF MILLION DOLLARS OF DAMAGE AAAAAARRRRRRRR.
>HOW COULD THEY DO THAT.
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goddamnit OP, are you me?
I'm obsessed with it, how much it will cost to rebuild, how many were injured or killed via the carelessness and putting people in jeopardy.
All X-men and other mutants should be rounded up for this very reason.
It's about as bad of a thing to complain about as using lethal force to put down porch monkeys that refuse to comply with a police officer's orders.
>Do you think about the property damage in super hero movies?
I love how they try to pass off the damage as a plot point and how politicians get pissed.
If I were superman I would've just said "listen bitch, did you want the entire planet reduced to rubble? or do you think that the bad guys will fight me in an arena where nothing will get destroyed? yeah, that's what i thought. shut the fuck up."
HE WUZ A GUD BUILDING! HE DINNT DU NUFFINGZ!
Isn't this literally the plot from Civil War?
I'm pretty sure excessive property damage was a plot point on BvS and Civil War
this is why we have homeless nigger superheros too: youtube.com
Oh yeah. I forgot about that movie.
Though that movie was more about black man's kryptonite.
>"w..we're the government. you need our permission and our orders to save the world"
>*stuck in committee as evil bad guy conquers the planet*
I always wonder if insurance doesn't cover superhero battles. They aren't a natural disaster. Sure they save lives and sometimes humanity, but life has to go on for those that own destroyed property and/or lives?
Howcome this argument only applies to mutants in the Marvel universe? Why don't they go after all the other super heroes? Why aren't the non-x men comic superhumans labelled as mutants when they obviously are mutants?
>I always wonder if insurance doesn't cover superhero battles.
It did the first time (covered under acts of god) and then they quickly revised the policy to include acts of superheros/supervillians only if you paid for it.
>Do you think about the property damage in super hero movies?
I think about how a group of construction companies would all be putting in bids for reconstruction afterward. I keep waiting for a superhero movie where the badguy just wants to start a fight so his company can profit off the aftermath. Only thing that has come close is Spiderman Homecoming.
>Howcome this argument only applies to mutants in the Marvel universe?
Because everyone is supposed to fear and oppress mutants in the marvel universe. it's part of their schtick.
IRL people would be like "YOU CAN SHOOT LAZERS OUT OF YOUR EYES!? FUCKING AWESOME! BE MY FRIEND!"
>I think about how a group of construction companies would all be putting in bids for reconstruction afterward.
The marvel comic Damage Control centered on that (and spiderman homecoming covered it)
Reminder that most of the damage to Metropolis was from the terraformer, NOT the Zod fight.
and they still blamed superman for it because he didn't leave it to the military (who couldn't stop it).
I keep waiting for a superhero movie where the badguy just wants to start a fight so his company can profit off the aftermath
Nightcrawler
ITT:
SuperTards try to piss in the corner of a round room
Its not as entertaining as it is in Godzilla.
“Damage Control”
Private Contractors in comics that are payed by Stark or Shield/government to fix up the mess.
They got name dropped in Agents of Shied a few times, and are the cause of Vulture’s construction team loosing the gig that made them go villain.
Someone post the Pacific Rim 2 webms. You know the one
If you don't live in New York and, to a lesser extent, Washington DC, it's not really an issue.
> I keep waiting for a superhero movie where the badguy just wants to start a fight so his company can profit off the aftermath
Pretty much that was the plot of the Civil War comic.
Not gonna lie, this kind of shit helped ruin capeshit for me. I remember sitting in the theater watching Age of Ultron and there was a shot of people screaming as they ran away from falling buildings. I thought to myself "there's someone in Syria or some African hellhole who is probably living this moment right now" and I became incredibly uncomfortable.
Comics go to retarded lengths to pretend that there's never any collateral damage. It's one of my least favorite things about them, they're so committed to being a kids comic that it just gets stupid.
Pic-related, Hulk has literally never ever killed even a single person in all of his rages.
The Punisher tracked down and killed a copycat vigilante whose stray bullet killed a cleaning lady
that response was because everyone had a problem with Metropolis being destroyed in MoS.
Yes. They should make one just about the aftermath of a super-hero fight, about people trying to rebuild, and then they start fighting again, but both end up dead.
shhhhh double standards don't exist when it comes to Disney
man of steel is so underrated wtf
There was that Vanessa Hudgens show about exactly this, Powerless. I think it's actually from DC because Wayne Enterprises came into play if I recall.
because marvel is written by brainlets, for a cuck audience
I assume that all the flying brick heroes just do a bunch of dedicated construction labor/energy production stuff that attempts to pay back the property damage/broken window effects their destructive fights have on the economy.
because Marvel can't decide what protected class they want mutants to be a tortured metaphor for and so just answer 'all of the above'
government disaster relief aid money
It's something I probably would never think of if it weren't for every single one of these big blockbusters having these overly long and overly destructive battle scenes.
For example in aquaman Mera gets chased into an olde wine shoppe and uses the wine to take out the mermaid power ranger police force. I wasn't thinking "Oh, how badass! Mera is cool!" I was thinking "Oh no. That poor artisan just had all of his product destroyed in one go. He'll have to get work as a janitor somewhere. Generations of wine is gone just like that." and it made me feel a little sad for him.
>thinking
>while watching capeshit
ummm no sweaty i just turn my brain off