Have you ever seen Hollow Man (2000) starring Kevin Bacon?

Get high on stimulants and jack off in high school girls locker rooms.

Sniff cute girls' farts

Masturbate in public places.

Trips confirm. I would probably do pervy thing like walk around naked or sneak into a women's locker room, but nothing else.

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Rape.

>What would you do if you were invisible?
Stay invisible. I would just wander the earth.

Of course you had to walk around naked, otherwise you wouldn't be invisible.

no but i\ve seen the league of extraordinary gentleman

Sneedpost.

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When you think about there is nothing better than rape.

Steal a lot of money, kill some politicians etc.

Non stop rapeathon.

sneak into elevators and fart

Hang out in girls rooms and lockers
Hang out in people's houses
With their girls and stuff

Cleanse this planet of every shitskin and jew until I die.

>travel to some third world, like Russia or Mexico, stay away from high tech countries that can find you with thermovision
>so much merciless rape.
>noone will really catch you since they'll say its el diablo or some shit.

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Turn myself in and try to find a way to reverse the invisibility.

>el diablo
Kek

>invisible user tries to rape a woman
>gets mercilessly taken down because being invisible doesn't make you any stronger and they're all skinnyfat or overweight losers

How would you rape, though, since they would obviously think you are a poltergeist

Well id probably mess with people first, just light hearted pranks and maybe spook some folks too but eventually I would just sneak around and peak while trying to convince myself that I'd never rape but with that much power I don't know if I could hold the urges back.

Sneak into houses undetected while being invisible gives you only a 5% chance of getting caught when you factor in (dogs, alarm systems, your own clumsiness). Personally I'm going for the panty drawer first

rape cunny

Walk into a movie theater knowing that I will not be spending $20 on soda and a snack this time

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Well you can just walk in anytime they are coming/going/at home and wait for the parents to leave, then take their luxury car in the garage out for a spin after you spill grape juice all over the place

Let's hope personal invisibility tech gets released in the next 40 years

Impersonate Warwick Davis’ miscarried children and torment him all day for basically killing them.

>turn myself in
Good goy

>Use a rock to knock unconscious a woman walking alone in the street
Izy

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doesnt his body turn visible after death?

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True, I think at least at first I'd wanna play it real safe and learn my own limits. And if it doesn't come in the next 40 years for pedestrian use than I would at least want some realistic VR where I can live it out.

You realize that there's plenty of natty Chad's that have the same rape tendencies as the most overweight chub, only difference is one of them can move around freely.

Hang out in churches during sermons and whisper things to people so they think god is speaking to them.

How exactly are you going to rape some chick while being invisible? Trying to figure out the logistics here.

>not stealing the originals before it runs in cinema and leaking that shit in high quality everywhere

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You just wait until she is the last one in the locker room.
Or you wait until she is alone at home (easy).
Or you finger her poopoo while she is taking a doo-doo.
Or you go to the mall and crawl under her dressing room door.
Or you do it in semi-public and the bitch looks crazy.
Or you lock her in a contraption and begin the action.
Or you go to the lake and kill her friends because that's what's at stake.
Or you get in her car and wait until she drives afar, etc.
Or you inject her with a sedative while she is lying there nakative.

Become a spy and post state secrets on twitter

You lack imagination, I pity you.

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You know those stories where women are like "I had sex with a ghost."
All me.

So you're a virgin

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Damn now I wish I was invisible.

this raises an important point, are your shits invisible or does a turd just appear in air or do they slowly become visible or what?

uhh fridge raid i guess

I bought this on UMD for PSP as a kid in boarding school with no internet and jerked off to the rape scene so many times.

He does that in the movie.

If I'm perfectly honest with you, I would become the 'guardian angel' to my oneitis and immediately and completely leave her life once she gets a bf She is unironically and legitimately a female incel

>projecting this much

I deadlift 6 plates, I would rape you first and then your mother

just fuck your sister already, user

No I've met your mother.

I don't have a sister

rape deadwood janey also

Hollow Man is a better Brolin flick than a Bacon flick

assassinate political leaders so it looks like the other country did it and start a bunch of wars all by myself

>start nuclear ww3 for lulz
>eventually die from the a blast or radiation
Fucking genius

Cant you just go and rape Jessica Alba like a normal person instead

I'd just go around yelling nigger at the top of my lungs in public places.

Nut literally every cunny I could forcibly get my hands on

You've met but never fucked. Ha! got you there, nigger

The only time your mother ever met men, and didn't immediately fuck them was when the dog was still knotted inside her.

Haha why is tv so full of pedos I only came here because I'm exhausted from masturbating, my strength has fleed me, so I must get drunk and dl movies

i can't orgasm without the thought of global thermonuclear war

what if it wasn't forcible?

she has daughters

if I were invisible I would stalk this girl I love and find out all the things she likes and enjoys. Then when I'm no longer invis, I would impress her with all the knowledge I now had.

Kevin Bacon, John Hamm. What's next? Phillip Sausage? Frank Eggs? Tom Potatoes? Edward Pancakes?

Should have stopped at potatoes. Comedy comes in threes.

I'd do all kinds of cool pranks with my frens

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why not just whisper into the world leader's ear so they either go crazy or do what you say

i would look at pusy haha

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Fucking kek

Girls aren't math exams, user.

I would go outside more because I know there is no risk of getting robbed. I'd probably steal some stuff I need and just hang out in different places that are closed at night. I want to keep it legit so maybe I would try to impress my crush with these powers and she'd probably get freaked out. I'd then forget about being invisible and just live a regular life

most realistic answer

So you're a rapist and a thief of services huh?

Yeah once he hit four he should have committed to an outrageously long list so that it became funny again (not that it ever was)

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muh light not hitting eyes hur dur

This. I would rape everyone

>ever being overpowered by a woman
Maybe in your world, manlet.

>recorded a VHS copy and used to jerk off to all the molestation and rape as a teen.

The good ol' days.

these

Blackmail.

Play Elder Scrolls in real life.

Also rape.

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yeah and it was an edgy piece of shit
no wonder Yea Forums loves it so much

Turds are invisible. We see him vomit in the film and it is invisible

Unironically based

nice pair of boobs in this flickerooni

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