GIVE HIM SOME MEDICINE, BOYS

>GIVE HIM SOME MEDICINE, BOYS
How did the Uruk-Hai know what medicine is?

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Why wouldn't they know?

The wizard told them?

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Because they're like a week old and there's no point where anybody would have taught them what disease/medicine is

>Why wouldn't they know?
They're all 12 days old and grow from spores like mushrooms?

And?

Have sex

Some super basic knowledge about tending wounds and medicine was probably imparted to them. I also imagine that Orcs had their own "folk" medicine that diffused through their culture. Who knows, maybe they had shamans and medicine men.

But they were elves before? Or humans? Or spirits?

Would they really know a word as complex as "medicine" though?

Pretty sure they are corrupted elves

>give him some drugs, boys

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They aren't speaking english in-universe

What are his tax polices?

>PSYCH! THATS THE WRONG NUMBER!

>medicine

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if they were trained to fight, track, and lead/be led, don't you think they'd also get the gist of "a thing that makes an injury better"

they look a lot older than that

You see them being born though. They came out fully grown.

Uruks are doctors, engineers and artists

you can't learn proper language (let alone military training) in just a couple weeks

based orc anthropologist

how were they that proficient at english (common?), at such a young age?

Warhammer Orks and Legacy of Aldenata Posleen for example inherit skills to create tools, weapons and even spaceships and required infrastructure in their blood

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Why didn't they just open the borders for the orcs? They deserve rights like anyone else.

We clearly see the timeframe between when the Uruks were created and when they were deployed. Can't have been more than a month at most.

Foals can run fast enough to keep up with their parents just a few hours after being born. Uruks could be extremely precocial.