HOL UP
HOL UP
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watermelon martini, shaken not stirred.
Give me one reason why 007 shouldn't be a black female.
ONE good reason that has nothing to do with racism or sexism.
>Ms. Bond, you don't have to ask for permission every time you want to go to bathroom
>Yes, boss
And this shithole's going to take bait yet agin. I fucking hate this place.
>ms. bond, "dem blunt guts and dat chicken bone" go in the trash, not the recycling
unironically LYNCHED
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>racism or sexism.
those are good reasons.
>I'm sorry Ms. Bond, while I'm not familiar with "Steel Reserve" I can assure you we don't carry that brand on tap.
>And I do so hate to be a bother but this establishment does not accept EBT as a form of payment.
>YO Q WAT DIS SHIT DO?
I read that this is just her temporarily taking the codename "007" for part of the next movie while James Bond is still played by Daniel Craig or something? Is that really what the whole shitstorm from /pol/ is about? Some of you guys are so sensitive my goodness
MD 20/20... stolen, not bought
If you honestly think the next James Bond is going to be white you're retarded. They will most likely cast somebody like Riz Ahmed or Dev Patel.
>Ms. Bond, those are just targets, you're not "bustin a cap in iz ass" and hold the gun straight, it hinders your accuracy by over 50%
>AYYYYYO HOL UP
>I SAY TO SHAKEN THAT SHIT WHITEY YOU STIRRIN IT
>I TRYIN TO GET MY GOOSE ON
James Bond is slightly misogynist by nature. He is a ladies man by definition and a mild womanizer. He is a old school rough and tumbler hailing from old Scottish aristocracy.
Give me one reason James Bond should be a black female??
>implying half the people who post "FUCKING NIGGER" to these types of threads aren't also paid shills
catch up
Sneed fed and seeded your sister?
License to SLAYYY KWEEN.
One Forty Ounce Olde English 800 malt liquor.
Shaken, not stirred.
Winrar.
One Trayvon Martini. Shaken, not stirred.
PURPLE DRANK
STOLEN, NOT SERVED
Same strategy as lady ghostbusters.
Literally nothing to see here.
>While at first the agent's sex and voice are obscured by their clothing and a scuba mask, it is revealed that this is not James Bond but a beautiful, black woman agent.
> it is revealed that this is not James Bond but a beautiful, black woman agent
mmmhmmm das rite
Well, he is bi.
STOP *clap* AIMING *clap* MISSILES *clap* AT *clap* COUNTRIES *clap*
its a midori sour pleb
FPBP!!! As always ;) Go off, sir!!!
I love these threads, but are black people in the UK the same as in the US?
he's not neceserily bi he's simply willing to do whatever he must to fulfil his mission, if a man can be seduced to advance his mission then so be it.
we've never seen him flirt with or try to seduce a man for the sake of it, like we do with his female friends
at most hes gay for pay
Fpbp
Thanks user. glad to see some sanity around here
statistically yes
Uhhh James Bond is a white male? Retard. Also women shouldn't be given positions of power because they'll just end up ruining it.
007 is code name bond is still craig you dumb shit
It would be cool to see the hottest young male as one of the 'bond boys'/sidekick of James Bond in next film.
Bond is still Daniel Craig. 007 is a codename. Incels are tiring
>Also women shouldn't be given positions of power because they'll just end up ruining it.
Bonds boss has been a woman for 40 years
>Bond is retired
>black womyn is 007
>Blofeld/some other villain shows up
>she dies/gets in trouble/can't handle everything by herself
>M calls Bond back in
This is all but confirmed
Someone is paying people to type "fuck niggers"? Who?
Unironically CNN so they have something to talk about
I'd like to sign up for that.
>i do it for free
>The name's Kong.
>King Kong.
This. Lashana Lynch's character is merely taking over the 007 code number; she isn't playing James. He has to retire at some point- he's not immortal.
Reminder that acknowledging biological and evolutionary differences between genders and race is a hate crime punishable by law in many places, not to mention /pol/ tier ignorance
be better than this.
WE
nigger-legged your sister? you sick bastard
It's called poisoning the well. And when you consider that at least one alphabet soup agency has taken an on-going interest in the chans, this should become less surprising.