Guys postpone your suicide theres new schlock on the menu
>The teaser itself depicts Milla Jovovich and Tony Jaa in the desert, squaring off against a what seems to be a pretty solid representation of Diablos lunging out of the sand. The trailer wraps up with a monster (presumably Rathalos) flying towards the screen through a wall of fire. In Monster Hunter, Jovovich plays Lt. Artemis, whose military unit is transported from our world to a monster-ridden one and they must fight to survive. After arrival, Lt. Artemis encounters a mysterious hunter (played by Jaa) who shows her the ropes.
>Paul W.S. Anderson (Resident Evil) is set to write, direct, and produce Monster Hunter. Ron Perlman, T.I. Harris, Meagan Good, Diego Boneta, Josh Helman, and Jin An-Yeung star alongside Jovovich and Jaa. Monster Hunters hits theaters on Sep. 4, 2020.
And in the meantime satisfy yourself with Ong bak 4
>A hit contract is taken out on a billionaire's daughter who is intent on bringing down a major crime syndicate. A down and out team of mercenaries must take on a group of professional assassins and stop them before they kill their target.
why does it have to have a plot? why not just make it about hunting monsters?
Ryder Jones
>Tony Jaa I'm in
Alexander Gonzalez
because it's a movie you fucking retard
James Allen
>My approach has always been to put 100% into the movie I'm making right now. I think sometimes filmmakers put too much thought into the grand franchise they're going to build. And guess what? If the first movie doesn't work there is no franchise, so I'm always concentrated on making the best, best possible movie right now. Paul W. S. Anderson
I highly recommend this movie Tony jaa steals the show with his comedic antics and fighting skills and great chemistry with Tiger Hu Chen, And JeeJa Yanin death scene was amazing only weak factor of the movie is actor Iko Uwais from Raids imdb.com/title/tt6643972/
It's true. If you saw people like this in real life, they'd get stomped on immediately. Carrying around your cartoon swords while the rest of us have to go around and get to work. I dread the day that I see my first pink haired faggot. If he leaves me alone, no problem, but if he waves that shit all in my face, he's getting stomped. The plot twist would be that it would be my son. My son, the pink haired faggot. That would be very hard for me to accept. I don't even wanna think about tranny shit. Race, I don't mind, all colour and creed are welcome. Just not this degenerate shit.
Mason Lee
why is her husband always directing these movies?
Jason Phillips
I still don't get why Yea Forums fellates MH so much. Game is fucking trash
Luis Peterson
As expected from a Yea Forums idiot to have shit taste. Didn't this board vote Star Wars as the best movie ever at one point?
Alexander Gonzalez
So are the humans super strong or something??
Jace Gonzalez
Even if he's completely full of shit, he gets to unload his ballsack into Milia fucking Jovovich...im inclined to cut him some slack
Brody Smith
>movie series made to keep director's wife employed
Hit a nerve there buddy? Continue sucking this terrible game.
As a veteran of the Souls series starting with Demon's Souls and beaten Dark Souls, Dark Souls 2 and Dark Souls 3 along with Bloodborne beating the DLC and NG+, (with Dark Souls widely known as the most difficult video game series), I consider myself an excellent gamer who can meet challenges head on and triumph over them
HOWEVER
Monster Hunter is terribly designed and over half of my deaths are from unavoidable bullshit from:
- flexing after healing (who's the fucking retard that made this) - monsters stun you for 5 seconds after getting hit twice (absolute artifical difficulty don't deny it) - Super slow weapons? (what the flying fuck?)
Seriously, how can anyone enjoy this clunky garbage?
Why cant these motherfuckers just take source material and do something simple with it >newly minted hunter arrives to help village with monster problems leading up to a big bad monster >hunter progresses from newfag to grizzled oldfag, reflected in armor >keep nature-esque realistic feel of the monsters rather than comic book monsters >have catfag friend for comic relief that for gods same doesnt speak english Just copy the game plot you stupid fucking hacks
Chase Bailey
>soulsfag gives opinion on monster hunter >too brainless to understand the purpose of mechanics Oof
Owen Green
Not watching your video you worthless retard
Cameron Fisher
Killed jeeja too soon. She should have been a good guy and put Amy Johnston on the bad mercenary team Then we could have had a good Amy/Jeeja fight
It should be a serious film about hunting one of the monsters. They should have the monster making an actual trek across the world and causing death and destruction in its path as our hero(s) hunt it down and end it in a final conflict. There doesn't need to be some real world bullshit thrown in, there doesn't need to be some resident evil level of ratarded direction. Just give us a gritty hunting movie through various biomes and environments.
I want Apocalypse Now, but with a creature instead of Kurtz.
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Kayden Price
It’s crazy that you fools will eat up whatever movie marvel shits out like a fat kid with chocolate but hates on these things. I don’t understand it. Marvel releases the essentially the same movie over and over. This movie looks the same.
Justin Watson
This movie has the most beautiful woman in hollywood today in it, it's much better than capeshit
Zachary Morgan
>Paul W.S. Anderson ruins another video game adaptation with nepotism. As a big fan of Uwais and Adkins (and Johnson by extension), this film was a let down. It has a great cast for a martial arts flick, but the writing was abysmal and difficult to ignore since the fights are back-loaded to the last half hour. Probably the worst Adkins/Johnson collaboration, which again is a huge shame given the cast. Fans of Uwais are better served by The Night Comes for Us, and fans of Adkins/Johnson by Avengement.
Benjamin Hernandez
play MHWorld, it started getting rid of all the meme shit like flexing after healing to make it an actually fun game
Christian Williams
RE movies were incredible succesful once you know they cost 30m ea. Dollar per dollar probably much more profit than Avengers
Samuel Gomez
I can understand him ruining Resident Evil since it's has a convoluted and even sometimes contradictory story but why the fuck can't his wife be just a regular ass hunter hunting some monsters? Why the fuck do we need the US Military Isekai shit that makes no sense given this series? God can you imagine tanks trying to fight monsters or some other retarded shit? Don't post Tigrex bowgun
