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What was the shark's tax policy? From the film it didn't seem as if he was interested in the laffer curve, so is it premised upon egalitarian wealth redistribution?

Perhaps the shark was a metaphor for the ceaseless hunger of government for new sources of revenue, the progression of the movie symbolizing how the innocent and disinterested are nevertheless impacted, culminating in the finale where the everyman chooses risks his life to end the oppression of overtaxation? Nay the everyman's hand is forced after the pioneering radical is killed, leaving nobody else left but him to act in accordance with justice.

Though fear that the leviathan will triumph over him no doubt permeates his mind, he has been left with no other choice but to confront death.

A FUCKING SHARK ATE ME

goodbye and cheerio you nice iberian maidens

Based Jaws eating white people

Imagine if sharks could go on land? I heard they can but choose not to.

Why didn't he just shoot the shark?

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guns don't work underwater

it's mostly made of metal rubber and foam I'm pretty sure it's more than 700 lbs

Shitty and overrated

Why was the novie called jaws? They don't call it jaws in the movie? Is that what the other sharks called it?

it's a typo

STOP ATTACKING ME! I AM TRYING TO SHOW YOU THE TREASURE UNDERWATER HUMAN!

nah the book is garbage

based spielberg cut the pointless cuck subplot

B&R

Thanks for explaining that to us, we had no idea it was a fake shark.

He's a fighter.
I salute you, friend!

Why didn't he just trick the shark into going above water so he could shoot it with a gun?

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youtube.com/watch?v=lsjmxFlz7EM

Sharks don't listen to reason, it's impossible to negotiate with it.

I wish quint had been a girl. This scene would have made me cum so hard in that case. Just imagine a fierce female sharkhunter who is full of bravado and pretends to be good at everything constantly showing up the other guy (can't remember his name sorry I saw the movie 5 years ago) and then she gets bitten and screams out helplessly, her soft flesh piercde by the serrated teeth, as they clamp down on her pink and white organs her blood leaking out her nose and eyes, her beautiful brown eyes consumed by pain as she is heplessly dragged down by the great beat, fruitlessly stabbing at it with her knife as she is torn limb from limb, the life slowly draining from her as she is pulled into the infinite abyss, her beautiful body gone forever.

>fake shark
No it isnt, theres a whole documentary about the process they went through to train Jeff (the great white in the movie). They had to make giant foam dentures for Jeff so the actors wouldn't get injured.

>1,200 crew
>300 were killed in the sinking
>316 survived of the 900 that went into the water

To be fair, most died of exposure, but there were a lot that died from sharks as well.

youtube.com/watch?v=xO60RohuARY

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More audible, though I'm hard of hearing.

youtube.com/watch?v=u9S41Kplsbs

Fucking based. I hate Amerimutts.

it was most likely oceanic white tips

Oh for a second I thought this was a

DEEP
BLUE
SEA

thread

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I thought there was no shark in the movie because of budgetary constraints
Again, the limits made it better.
What

Hello Tojo.

You're both wrong and ha e clearly never even seen Jaws. The line is:
"Affirmatively, it seems as if the sea- faring vessel that we are currently in possession of is inadequate for the context of our plight - it should be noted that a larger vessel would be of better use"

What happens?

farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies

For you

To bad the air tank wasn’t already shoved in the sharks mouth. Chief Brody could have shot it and shaved Quint.