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>name a more kino couple
>tfw you can't

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Huang Xiaoming and Angelababy

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She's a total babe.

joker and lisbeth salander vs who?? lol

I'd be super on edge that Joaquin wold just murder me in the middle of the night, that dude is not on the level.

>who
more people have seen their movies than anybody in the OP

her smile is killer man. plus, her dark sense of humor evolves her to next level hot. i really hope the best for them and that they make children, imagine that offspring kino

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anybody that actually matter in the world tho? lol also thx for the (You)

honestly it's probably the other way around

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I'm giving them 2 years tops before irreconcilable differences are filed
Rooney seems like a sweet girl but Joaquin is just a loon

the thing is, i used to kinda feel bad for Alex DeLarge Jr. bc i thought him and roon were nice 2gether and i thought joaquin cucked him. but then he turned around and fucked emilia clarke so i dont get my rassoodocks twisted up by it anymore

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Geez, I hope he can afford all those limited edition lego sets

hairlip indicates inter-breeding in the family tree at some point.

the only reason he's famous is because of his brother, what is nepotism, has hollywood heard of it before?

*blocks your path*

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Will he help her with some LEGO construction?

another WHITE woman married to a JEWISH MAN

they didnt make offspring, so not a true couple. would have been kino, but she decided to squirt out musician genes. brad and angie were on top of the world but they were TOO perfect imo, it was never meant to last

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To be fair she might even be worth more than him, despite whatever google tells you. her senpai is supremely wypipo wealthy. hate to say it but she may have more jew pull than even him even if she's not jewish. but the fact that they choose to act in the weirdest shit that makes no money cancels everything out. what is even a jew anyway

Brad Pitt has done better

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Damn, their kid will be something out of this world

Joaquin is barely Jewish at all. His mother wasn't a practicing Jew and she was of Hungarian/Russian descent. His dad was a Catholic. They were all in a religious Christian cult. Joaquin does look slightly more jewish than River though.

Nice try OP.

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Brad going through his weed lmao phase in this picture?

Grunge was just in at the time. Also it's better than his current phase which is "dude vape and frank ocean/bon iver lmao"

fuck. op here, you might have stumped me bc theyre still both beautiful and working. i'll make this thread again in 2 years

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Debicki and Lokicki.

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what kino have they done tho?

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No.