How long would Yea Forums last inside Maggie?

I have never kissed, hugged, held hand or had sex with a female.

if you're not butt ugly or retarded youtube rsd and try meditation

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i wouldn't even finish

why are those even relevant? do you think it makes a difference if you hugged or held hands with a girl?
oh he's a kissless virgin, that changes everything. if he'd only been kissed 10 years ago surely things would feel different now.

Goddamn dude me too. My best fuck is between 5 and 9 am

I nutted inside my girl last night, kept fucking. Turned into white frof. Was a fucking mess.

>if he'd only been kissed 10 years ago surely things would feel different now

yes quite litteraly
I'm so lonely

Hah holyshit there are at least two of us.

>tfw i'll never wisk my baby batter into a white froth inside my amazon GF

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My best nut is after a work out and a few beers.

pay a hooker? wear a condom

>if you're not butt ugly
why else would people like us be virgins in our 20s?

fuck that, I want love user

when you pay for a hooker do you only get 1 nut or can i keep going for the entire hour?

not him but i'm a virgin at 23 because i want to save it for marriage

i did say why else
>retarded
you could also just be stupidly low confidence or unlucky m8

1 thrust

1 nut in my experience. take some viagra before hand

good looking chad with 0 confidence and social autism here
we exist

How does that affect the sperm cells? I assume something like that is in the process of breaking their cell walls and killing them right

quit deluding yourself.

If i'm paying those ridiculous prices i better get multiple nuts

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no it's because no girl is interested in you because you're hideous
why would anyone lie on the internet?

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what the fuck does lying here bring me
I'd post a picture but I don't want to attention whore so fuck you my man

>no it's because no girl is interested in you because you're hideous
i've had multiple girlfriends and boyfriends throughout my life though

>Dude just cum inside a condom while having empty sex with someone you paid to give you attention, you'll feel better XD

Jerking off sounds better than fucking some bitch whore.

Can I fuck her ass?

about tree fiddy

6 hours or until she dies from exhaustion, whichever comes first

I jerked off to her in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. Nutted in like 2 minutes because I’m a goddamn pro.

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Wheres this from

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False Investigator

Damn elon musk looks like THAT now?

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True Detective, some other quality faps as well

Being "Chad" isn't only about looks. It's the whole package.

what I meant to say is that I don't look like an horrendous goblin and have a good number of friends

but can't get in a relationship because I have 0 self confidence, self hatred and such

30 seconds in and out 30 seconds in and out

>0 self confidence
>says he doesn't look ugly
Mind if i borrow your calculator because this shit just ain't adding up

Where is this from?

3 seconds

Cells can't die. Didn't you watch Goku?

It is not. but more importantly it will show you that sex is not that big of a deal

Boo hoo fag. There's plenty of people on here without even a single friend. If you do look as good as you say then you shouldn't even have to try because women will approach you.

He's probably like me. Awkward looking until we hit our 20s. Early opinions from girls damaged us.

so you went from looking like a chad to "I don't look like an horrendous goblin", huh?

>no monaghan mommy wife

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Not trying to make a baby. Just fuck.

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go to the bar user or use Tinder. If you are what you say you are you don't really have to try on those places

5 minutes 20 seconds

It's not, but it isn't about that in the first place. It's about love, intimacy and honest attention from a person of the opposite sex. Most incels don't truly care about only putting benis in the vagoo but about the implications that come out of it.

I don't think it requires cell death. You're stirring up a proteineceous fluid medium, like whipping an egg, those the change in consistence. Mechanical action like that isn't going to obliterate cells

I’d be gone in 60 seconds

They don’t call him Three Thrust Rust for nuthin’!

kek

i wouldnt even put it inside, i'd just jizz in my pants on the sight of dem asscheeks

>Beefeater
fuck off

lmaoing @ how certain sex scenes get burned into incel schizos' brains so that they make threads about them for weeks
this board is a schizo case study

I seriously cannot comprehend myself ever having sex.
It's beyong imagination at this point, I'm too far gone to even talk to a girl.

calm down, schizo

I'd kiss kiss her tootie and bang bang her coochie

i didn't fuck so good

test

test

about the same amount of time

'bout tree fitty