/lig/ - Love Island General

The general is dying, hopefully it take me with

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>maura will never look at you like this ;_;

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AMBER’S BRAP CHEBS

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someone post drawn goblin molly

Do you think it would be weird if I DM’d ovie and asked if he wants to play 40K with me?

He's the type of lad that plays Age of Sigmar desu

haha more like /lig/ my balls nigga!!!

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Absolutely based.

>IM NUUUUUUUUUUCLEEAAAAAAAAAAR

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Big PETE FURY when???

brehs...

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Greg is one dry-lunch, fuck me

piss off mate

Who you calling a dry lunch?

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all potential content has left the villa

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Can't wait to watch the nail in the coffin of this year's series that will be this episode after Michael left.

He is boring as one guy can be, that's for sure. But he's an opportunist and that's why he is in the position he currently is. Tho I predict he will graft Maura.

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Alri alri alri

evening /lig/lets

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get ready lads, it's the headline challenge

What the fuck is this hey tracey garbage

I think /lig/ should get buried after this series

PUNT
THAT
CUNT

The girls always ree out at these meme challenges

alri, fuck off then

This is clearly the jumping the shark season.

The one before the last one was the peak

Bring back big brother would love to shit post about that on here

IF YOURE HERE TO BE TOXIC OR SAY HOW THIS GENERAL IS DYING

JUST FUCK OFF

LET US DISCUSS THIS PROGRAM IN PEACE

YOU CUNTS

i'll miss Francesca's elegance, self-effacing charm and beauty lads :(

its cos girls lack a sense of humour and banter

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if by buried you mean drown in pussy then yes i totally agree

>tfw producers will always save Anna

>tfw I unironically buy The Sun

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Get fucked Anna, it's your fault.

/cbb/ was dead as fuck mate.

People only posted on opening night.

she’s stunning fp

the sort of girl I’d marry

Yeah Chadam season was kino.

This general only started last season didn't it?

Anna caring this much about popularity (or chances at 50k) should be a big red flag for our Jordan desu

how is the window cleaning business?

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Based Chris

Poor Chris

Yeh I'm 25 Yr old boomer. I'm talking about the series that we're on about 10 years ago

This must be getting worse ratings than last year

chris is a big guy

>tfw no photos of her tits

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fuck off then

t.

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truly chris is /ourguy/, never related to an islander so much

based Chris. Shame about his shit tats.

Fuck off Curtis you insincere cunt

Anna caring about herself even after others got kicked out.

Jordan needs to ditch her man, he's alright our kid

Maura's tight arse lads

If only. Some of us deserve getting buried in pussy but /lig/ has lost its lust. It's getting killed off with noncey behaviour which isn't needed.

Curtis is a gay sociopath

Yeh I meant the show.

>not something we can control
Maybe change how you CHOOSE to act you plastic CUNT

Poor Chris.

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Honestly this, but fill the house with nutcases with no care for their mental health.

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yeah it's in decline, but still fun

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Chris is that guy who tries really hard to fit in but is never made part of the group properly

Seen people just like him at work

>would decimate without hesitation

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Ah my bad, sorry

Why doesn't someone point out to Chris that it's probably the Goblina's the reason they were in the bottom 3 .

I miss Jezza... Just want him back, bros

completely unremarkable rear end

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When will these people realize it's not about the strength of the couple, but about likeability

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>"I wanted a longer kiss than that"

Fuck off Amber, Greg will move in his own time, he's a Gent who plays for county not a fuckboi.

Feel bad for those type of people, they just wanna be accepted.

It's a shame, I've been in those positions and felt like that guy and it's really depressing.

FUCK OFF MOLLY TAKE FRANS CROWN OFF

God Harley is so unattractive, christ.

Don't think she's a terrible person so it's quite sad

Man, I'm loving these kissing sounds. I wished they would zoom in the cameras more so I could see the saliva and tongue.

are all the people saying this newfags? the general was just as shit at this point last year, interest always declines towards the end.

How was Curtis not in the bottom 3?

fuck off tripfag

producers should’ve put more chadams and mauras in

*sprints full speed into her arse forcing my proud erection through the pink fabric into her pink pusy*

>harley do you fancy a chat

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Anna doesn't realise this.

Anyone else just cringe hard whenever Mollie Mae opens her mouth?

>this bitch

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>
Naughty!

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Wait was it curtis who saved chris?

THINGS

Nah if he dumps her now after he's done the whole bf thing he'll get demonised and booted out by the end of the week

im mad than fran literally only got dumped cos she was made last pick in the coupling so she had to go with micheal who was bound to get 0 votes

and that belle can fuck off, shes only in it cos shes coasting of antons untouchability in the votes. if they split she can pack her fuckin bags

I cringe when Harley does, so that means 100% of the time

Why would the public not boot Molly - shit-stirrer with her eyes firmly on the prize/insta followers

not sure what your point is? could take a picture of almost anyone looking a bit off when laughing

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It's her ego

Maura

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She literally cannot ever close her mouth user, you must be cringing 24/7

Imagine being friends with a stunner like Ellie looking like Harley.

Feel bad for her tbqh.

Would still smash Ellie in a heartbeat though, best girl of last season.

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No I'm not a newfag. The threads are dying

India has a very down trodden face

PHWOARRRR

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Producers adding in loads of chris and harley segments to avoid another vote like that for them

u sure

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They put Buenos instead of Buenas noches

Looks like a blonde Chechik

Its weird because people like this they can actually carry conversations and be the bridge between people i dont get it

People keep saying they dont like this guy at work behind his back when he's actually nice and more social than me i dont get normies sometimes but im not complaining that they like me even though im awkward and cant carry a lot of convos

they're not though, last year was probably worse by this point if anything.

nah she was common as dishwater

trashy little big headed slag

Haha of course not. Trying to make out he's his best friend now though.

cardi-b is so ugly

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If I'm honest mate, the memes last year were worlds apart from this years.

>Punished Alex
>"I love cars"
>Chadam
>Aldi Lad
>MGS
>Online Journo writing a blog on this general

Definitely been lacking.

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looks generic and a bit older than she'd like to be

stunner? LOL

What army would Ovie play?
Salamanders?

We had a minimum of 60 posters last series every episode.

Nonce like behaviour are killing the threads

Shame, fran really shoulda got togethwr with Chris. Silly cow was too reserved. Much better coupling than hurley

agreed, looks like a tranny

Tbh mate they're prolly talking bad behind your back too. And that's not me saying you're a bad person or anything, but the majority of people out there, normies especially, are fake arseholes. They'll be nice to your face and chat shit behind your back, all for gossip and popularity.

wait that was cardi b??

You wouldn't even look at her lmao, you get sweaty palms talking to your sister.

>making light of Titanic

people died, in 100 years they'll mske fun of Grenfell

apaz not allowed by producers as they joined together - meant to spice things up for existing housemates

Harley is qt apart from the teeth. feel bad for her t b h

>day 50
Where did summer go, lads?

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It's the nonce who ruined the thread unfortunately. A lot of people don't come here because of 190 , a massive shame too since these threads had huge potential

YAWN
A
W
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Spot on

im tired

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cope

there are 0, fucking 0 personalities this year. Think about S02, S03 or even S04, there were memorable people. All we have this year is Maura

if this bothers you, have sex

people chat shit and water is wet

CHRIS HARLEY INDIA

ALL DOGSHIT

FUCKING CUNT NIGGER CUNT

I WANT SOME ENTERTAINMENT

1 HOUR TOO FUCKING LONG

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

AGHHAHAHAHDHDJDJDJDJDJIDJJDJDJDJDJDHDJDHDHDBDDHJDJDHEJDHRHDHRHEHDHDHDJDJDHFJDJDHDJDJRJDKDKSOSJDJDOSJSOWNDIXDBDJDHDIRJRJFJJF

Yeah and retards still continue to reply and feed the nonce.

People bitch about each other all the time at work. people probably say shit about you too occasionally "anons always putting shit in the wrong bin, anons always super awkward infront of girls"

>blokes exercising
>women sitting on their arses
Every time. Lucie was the only one I've seen work out on her own.

Is maura the only girl that looks nice in the morning.?

based

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THE OFFICIAL ONLY TEA AUDIT OF THIS THREAD

post em

and maura is cringe

does everyone really have a tea or coffee as soon as they wake up? Seems like a boomer habit

>It's another Anna episode

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Don't ever reply to me you again you fat fucking ugly virgin nonce

100% based and redpilled

>Anna without makeup

you too user :)

lay off the redbull, there's a good chap

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tea audit here

looks good imo

Maura has the best no-makeup look relative to makeup

Amber the worst

season 3 had the most,

Chris, Kem, Dr. Marcel, Cam, Liv, muggy mike, Theo, Montana, Amber, Johnny

Bloomer habit too.

Wake up at 6:30, cold shower, cup of Nescafe gold blend, ready to carpe some fucking deim.

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Assuming you're a student or on bennies?

Who doesn't have tea or coffee in the morning

Anna shagged so many wogs she's turning into one on a cellular level

SHES FUCKING FAT AND UGLY WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WITH HER YOU SPASTIC????

tacos

How many times has Michael been mentioned this episode by Amber?

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coffee after lunch/dinner for me
rarely drink tea at all

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i'm mid-twenties and earn 40k

only have coffee early morning if i'm going running or gym.

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Had a ham and pineapple pizza
Feel like shit every time I eat a pizza like, I need to pack it in.

JUST

shut the fuck up or I'll stab you

Lads

So it’s been confirmed that a catering company cooks for the islanders

So why the fuck is Ovie and India cooking? This is purely for the cameras

Fucking fake cunts

India you’re a slag stay in your lane luv

millenial here, actually find it hard to function if i dont have a coffee when i wake up

Based chef Ovie

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BASED black man

people think ovie is funny but all he does is talk in a yank accent

>roast chicken, skin off
>chips
>salad, low fat dressing
not even trying to be healthy. it's just what i like

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of course I have coffee when I wake up how else would I be able to get to work in time

I heard they only make brekkie actually

whyppo don't know what spices are

cor annas got a right arse on her
id love to see that old bastard from faketaxi have a go on her turd cutter

hope someone screencapped maura reacting to the breakfast

literally no one asked what you earn

only lunch and dinner, breakfast is not catered

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Ah I see

I just ask as I never used to drink coffee until I started doing a full time job, can't function without it in the morn

Poaching is serious

Is ovie /ck/?

literally no one in this thread likes you

he said I was on bennies

fuck off lickdicki, you're not wanted here (or anywhere else for that matter)

Chris is secretly dreading this. He doesn't like her

this

My housemate couldn't live without a coffee in the morning, without that or a fag she would get serious migraines.

But gave me shit for smoking weed once every three months, dirty slag

if you wouldn't tear that dress of Harley and defile her in the most savage fashion then you sir are a fucking faggot

>Harley's mouth

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is Chris entertaining this freak show just so he can stay in the house?

Based Ovie, Training Day is proper Reem lads

Nobody wants you here, nobody loves you at all or ever will

wonder if harley regrets destroying her mouth like that

Chris is funny maybe half the time, the rest of the time deeply unfunny with lolsorandom would-you-rathers, or offering piggy backs

on balance he's not funny

He's funny in a cringy, not-taking-himself-seriously sort of way. It's a gimmick but it works

ah yes conflicting information

Maybe they're allowed to cook when they're bored.

It does feel ridiculously fake and scripted this year. Not a fan. I miss Chadam. I miss Eyal. I miss '"because I'm loyal babes." Most of all I miss the natural banter.

I drank the coffee after lunch on work days, to keep me going though the afternoon.

>40k mid twenties
not bad but a little behind lad

Feel like these two are still just friends

>smoking in the morning, sober
impossibly grim

Lip stuff tends to not last long.
That's what the office girl with mental lips tells me anyway.

Only guy left in the villa who deserves to win

>Tommy has been irrelevant for the past week and coupled with a shit talker
>Curtis is a fucking snake
>Chris is okay but awkward
>Anton is irrelevant
>Jordan is with that clapped bitch

Meanwhile Ovie is here making some scrambled eggs being an all round nice chap.

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>never see them eat lunch or dinner
>they always eat breakfasts
doesn't take a genius

The banter has all been moved to the Saturday show for some reason

I'm not even that guy but 40k in your mid 20s is not at all far behind and above the national average by a large margin for that age range

that's not conflicting information

>not wanting sociopath power couple Curtis and Maura to win

disgusting

>Anton is irrelevant
shut ur fat gob u fucking orrible cunt

>I miss Eyal
Opinion discarded

no he asked do you have a job or are you a student

wonder what those horrific little lips feel like to kiss

asking questions non stop is NOT a conversation

Molly can start all the shit she wants cos her fella is a boxer. Disgusting tbqh

If you can fix a bike
You can fix a jet

he knows that, just trying to brag a little in /lig/

thats well above the average uk wage thougb

>why yes, I think Harley is propa fit, how did you know?

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based and fucking checked, bravo lads

Michael is a big personality. The lying would be Interesting on other seasons

anybody seen the sheriff?

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we need more female war criminals

seething at the very idea that somebody in your age-bracket earns more than minimum wage

also fuck off

Lucie only worked out so the lads could check out her ass and big chebs.

Yeah I've heard. Seems like a dumb move to me. I was always in the habit of not watching on a Saturday.

Is it worth watching?

if you can build a dirt house in minecraft you can fix an f16

14 eyes and not one of em works

punt cutt

Kek, I love how these fuckers just turn up one looking like a gollywog and you're supposed to just sit there and act like nothing is different.

SHERIF DON'T LIKE IT

ROCK THE CASBAH ROCK THE CASBAH

I've only seen a couple but it's good. Lots of recaps though.

>f16
you can keep that trash x

seething I pull minge on the regular but girls still aren’t interested in you or your s o y boy job

Lewis Capaldi walks towards a stage with a microphone. A massive audience wait in anticipation as he walks towards the spotlight. He has a little smug smile on his face. The corner of his lip looking curled up, like an old piece of bread that’s gone hard. He approaches the mic and whispers a few words in a hard Scottish accent. “Ay, I’m an ugly fat cunt and my girl friend thinks I’m a fat pig like” The audience burst into applause and laughter. One man dies of the hysterics as a heart attack is triggered by the pure hilarious nature of Lewis’s self deprecating humour. Becky from Gillingham tweets “omg Lewis Capaldi is the funniest man alive *laughing emoji x10*”. In the rapture of Lewis’s crowd, I wait in silence.

Little does he know, I’m waiting at the back of the room. In the scaffolding tower with a high caliber sniper rifle aiming at his fat jock head. Just as the audience dies down, I take a deep breath and push my finger delicately onto the trigger then... BANG. I blow Lewis’s face off of his head. The audience are silenced and in shock as I slowly dismantle my gun, “nobody will have to hear his average ballads or awful reddit comedy again” I think to myself. Just as I make my leave I hear a Scottish voice on through the microphone. how could this be, I’m in charge here. I turn around and see Lewis standing on stage, his face hanging half off his neck. He's at the microphone and screams sarcastically “I definitely won’t get my girl friend back now” The audience again break into a massive ecstasy of laughing. I run out of the building my mission failed. The fat jock has won this round.

olay me scrotum

Why do people acknowledge the nonce?

For a guy who went through cancer you'd think the guy in the Olay advert would be a bit more averse to delivering a condensed version of it to all the viewers

Girls pretend he's funny because he's 6'7, black and muscular but they don't want to appear like shallow coalburners.

Feel like shit just want Arabella back

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Find myself hiding a lot of posts tonight lads

REMINDER THEY ARE DOING ANOTHER EXTRA SEASON IN JANUARY BETWEEN THIS AND NEXT SUMMERS ONE

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source?

Absolutely Kek'd and based

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body not good, face was pretty aesthetic yes.

with that accent she was never gonna last tbqh

underage minge doesn't count. infact, it's illegal

Twitter hates her because she cucked Yewande

because people are retarded

fucking top lad, kek

AAAAAND THEN A HERO COOOMES ALOOOOOOONG...

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lol good meme

I hate recaps, but thanks user.

Zoomers can fuck off. As if you need a source on this.

my mate says they already have 6G in Japan

English poof

...

>what is reverse image search
kys, really

STOP TALKING TO THE NONCE YOU THICK FUCKS

t. Liam Gallagher

howling

top kek

7

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willy shaped bread is dead funny t b h

>i'm actually shitting myself, I don't know why
It's because you've been chatting huge amount of shit about people behind their backs you little slag

How did you lot quit smoking?

Molly knows she's about to get rumbled.

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>inb4 the sun
I originally heard it on the radio

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and the salty sweaty sock strikes quads

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>wanting to be average

got into racism

tbf it took the nonce a few years to break this general. pretty shit performance on his part, but no general is unbreakable

top banter m8

Strong determination and ferocious iron will

became an alcoholic

AH YE CHJCJOOOAKKIN??!

This thread is way more active than yesterday

Why is that lads

>that guys a fucking legend
based bdsm poster

Anna looking PENG in that bikini

>Playing the shit cover of fools gold
Example can go fucking suck a tail pipe

> Setting it in South Africa
Can't wait the for the local bantu to storm the villa and gangrape the girls.

Shame Anton's been flanderised as funny bum shave man

Can't ever show a weakness

My girlfriend's sister and boyfriend got a photograph with Lewis.

Usually when you get a photograph with a celebrity it makes you look like shit. Getting a photograph with Lewis made them look like the hot celebrities.

this actually

Molly has a shit chin

>Tho I predict he will graft Maura
The show wraps next Monday.
There would be no point.

>flanderised
this post smells like a fried mars bar

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giz a blowie Tommy

Molly a shit

do one Anton

Molly-Meme btfo

Belle such a mouthy cunt, far more than she can get away with looking like that

Nobody left is remotely likeable.

FUCK Molly-Mae

molly may lool

Fucking hell Ovie nearly glassed him

When is thr lie detector task?

>exposed

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holy fucking shit Maura has one of them kiss mark tattoos on her arse

What a trashy slag

She’s defo slept with more than 50 guys now

Fucking hell

Molly doused by 5 drinks by now

>you fuckin serious?

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Feel like this is staged, the islanders are getting too many correct

tbf if he was playing a game he wild have stayed with that mad cunt Amy

Molly mae needs to calm the fuck down. why are blondes always so antsy

ahahah chris you fool

Based Ovie can see through Curtis' theatrics

Scheming man exposed

based chris making me lol

fookin*

This. No meme potential Islanders.

LMAO CHRIS THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Chris fucked up.

Why would you do that? Fucking retard.

Ovie is so based lol

based chris

Oh god Chris NOO

SCREAMING

oh FUCK no

LOW BROW
O
W

B
R
O
W

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maybe he doesn’t actually like her?

what a moron lmao

he was half right, it was about him

They cancelled it this year because of the Jezza Kyle suicide.

Harley a mong, he was guessing what the public would think not what HE would think, HARLEY A MONG SPREAD THE WORD LADS

She is genuinely too stupid to understand that he did that because that's what the public think not him.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH WTF CHRIS YE CHOAKIN ME

>serias

kek

it's a stupid thing to do to even countenance, any spastic would see that would upset a partner. As if they care about 'winning' the task

Because she's been EXPOSED unironically.

What did he even hope to gain from that it's like lmao nigger just pick two random people you're just painting yourself as a target. Scripted surely.

>be a woman
>fall for drama bait challenge

What is it like to be in a head like that

>tranny strawberries

I say we kill the lottery people and take the money

that advert probably alienating for 70%+ of co-op customers lmao

Nah I wanna win lad.

Gonna get the choc ice out the freezer

nobody here knows

10000 applicants

Couldn't find more than 5 likeable people

Who the fuck is producing this show

they can’t stop us all

TV static

'people' that work in television have no souls

Chris has definitely posted on Yea Forums

move out of your parents house you waster

yor mum lol!

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Arabella spilled the beans and let them know they weren't a popular couple and everyone hated Amy

Feel like pure shit just want her back xxx

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good choice lad

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sincerely doubt

Wished I did still live at home. I live in a shithole part of East London.

And thus everyone hated her. Classic

Do you lot think Dani Dyer is pissed of that Jack justed her D list career up?

chris is definitely /ourguy/.

muslim here ama

anyone else see Curtis srubbing Chris in the shower? GAY AS A MAYPOLE

choc ice is shit tier ice cream, get a cornetto lad

Curtis cheating Tommy with Chris

>he doesn't save his legs

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Arabella was stunning

Can you get like a 11ft turban for a laugh like?

What kind of sociopath buys choc ices for themselves over the numerous superior other ice cream options

Ovie acting like he plays for the Lakers lmao

India probably still has all that Zoo and Nuts money saved up

What's Jack doing now?

Curtis is a fucking melt soft lad. Maura deserves a real man, like me. *breathes heavily and switches back to Yea Forums*

Reports that the production team are considering a medical intervention as Curstis' BMI spirals out of control live on television

Walthamstow here, it's okay around me could be worse

Where you at?

How do you feel about the jewish menace?

>33 in london tomorrow
just fuck my shit up

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birds going mental, spitting VENOM

is love island halal?

Honestly he needs to dance his ass around the villa a few times

he's not bad desu - one of the better teams in Spain, and considered on the best in their country's league

HOW DID HE?

poofta

ahhh fair f a ms

the road is real sad cuz

>went straight for ovie
>didn't deny it
India's definitely after ovie's money

I just want to play DBZ and Tekken with Ovie reeee

Belle so fucking butters, bloody hell

>be's tall
lads i've fixed basketball

and fuck off 190kg you need to be able to jump as well

Bow

is this how sub 80IQ people deal with criticism?

>I suspect numerous birds have discovered there's no gold to dig.

quite funny how belle talks a bit more greazy when she's angry

sounds comfy fella

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Reason you can't trust Anton is that he always drinks water even when there's booze up for grabs

190cm is manlet-tier in basketball

unlucky lad

jumped in ur mums bed last night

Anton's mum is Chinese, he can't handle alcohol genetically, that's why

he lost 5 years of his life on alcohol, it's a disease I tell you

42 here

>non-prescription 'glasses'
oh no no no Ovie sweaty x

I actually dont understand what ovvie is cpmplaining abou5

why are we acting like Ovie’s rich?

You can never trust a teetotaller

There his reading glasses for manga xx

>Reason you can't trust Anton is that he always drinks water even when there's booze up for grabs.

He needs all his faculties for when he preys in the drunk girls at the club.

Imagine having that temperature in London as well as a 80% chance of getting stabbed with also inhaling those beautiful London fumes

fucking helenic godess

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>like
>like

This is how people with horrible educations speak?

really?

Is she retarded?

they need to bring back Lucie

harley is a retard, even if he mugged her off

done well for myself tonight lads :^)

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She is too stupid to understand

this girl has a hole in her head

Yassssss QWANNN

She has a decent body 2bf

Harley makes Chris look 140IQ

1 week of the punished Chris arc

it was a silly move tbf lads

Imagine being shut down by someone that clapped.

Of course she is. She looks like sloth

Lol well that was the most manufactured argument ever

Woah this geordie girl is retarded lmaooooo

Doesn't understand at al, or thinks Chris is surreptitiously writing articles for The Sun whilst in the island.

OOOOH JORDAN TRYING TO KEK OVIE

there was a stabbing near me just the other day, blood all over the pavement. they should just legalise coke and fuck over all the gangs. ppl are hovering like never before anyway

>ANNA BTFO

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ANNA BTFO

Don't know if she's specifically Chinese but she's definitely east Asian

HOLY THIS COULD BE A KINO STORYLINE

MAKE IT HAPPEN PRODUCERS

jheeeeee

REVOLVER (Jourdan) OCELOT

AHAHAHAHAHHAA YES GET FUCKED ANNA

Jordan yes!

OHHH MY DAYS Jordan

YESSSS!

Anna finally about to suffer.

Series has been saved.

couldn't think of better drama myself

Based Jordan cucking Ovie, again

Jordan's revenge part 2

The absolute madman, cucking Ovie twice!

DAQUAN tries to steal DAQUAN #2's girl!

GIVE JORDAN YOUR ENERGY FOR THE INDIA STORYLINE

\o/

As if Jordan is gonna cuck Ovie again.

Could this be anymore manufactured?

Imagine watching Family Guy in 2019 lmao

Nothing will come of it.. the editors are getting desperate - conversation out of context

right then, night lads (faggots)

Nope. It's as clear as day.

Harley has nice legs and a tight arse t b h

It's alright to watch it if you're channel hopping.

Couldn't imagine sitting down and watching it episodically.

You will never experience another Love Island season where the contestants are actually normal and interesting people instead of boring models and personal trainers

2bh I could put up with her with a body like that

big brother is what you're looking for

anyone remember tool academy and ladette to lady?
they were pretty shit desu

last post of this thread lads

I hope Ovie finds love

Last post for absolutely pounding Harvey

how come the Canadian Love Island has much better looking contestants than the USA version?

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Last post for being best poster of the thread

last post just to say that anton is a top lad who isnt getting enough screen time

Last post for bringing Joanna and Michael into the villa and having them having hardcore unfiltered sex in the middle of it while the cameras catch every, single glimpse of it and the other girls soak their cunts while watching.

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Last post for frans beautiful face