Unfunny “comedians”

everyone except mid-30s wine moms loathe him, and even they only really like his carpool singing shit after mchele obama went on

>"oy u fookin yanks keep im in work fookin dum yanks"

He came from you fucking people, not us. Sort your own shit out, lord knows you have enough to sort.

I hate that guy like you wouldn't believe. Whenever I see him I have an automatic audible noise of disgust. He is a repellent unfunny slug of a man. I'm just glad he's fucked off to burgerland so I barely see much of him anymore.

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I hate shit like this, 2bh. In the endeavor to make celebs "more relatable," all they end ed up doing was reducing awe ans starpower, while putting these people in literal "dancing monkey" predicaments. What's sad is they can't even figure out why no one in their era will ever be another "Tom Hanks" or "Julia Roberts," etc.

i get the impression that his head is stuffed with mashed potatoes

>Do people actually find this guy funny?

No. The people that watch him do so exclusively because they want to watch him make bland sissy-swipes at Trump and Republicans.

His entire pull is ideological pandering, not actual humor.

He was good in Gavin and Stacy

WHy do Americans make failed U.K. comedians famous?

John Oliver. Now that’s a fucking mystery

URGGGG THE DAILY MAIL

I loathe this fat cunt. He's not funny, he can only ever act like himself, he has a ridiculous sense of entitlement, and every single story I have heard about him involves him being abusive to someone.

youtu.be/NIBUWqSTp90

He genuinely looks like what I'd expect the pigs from Animal Farm to look like at the end.

that's not sad
have sense of proportion

the only Cordon kino was Gavin and Stacey and that's because he was the butt of the joke most of the time

>I’m fucking James Corden

Why do celebrities do this shit? It's pretty much the same as saying "I'm a complete dickhead", that's the only information your conveying by saying that.

oh no...

His reddit AMA was the most fun thing he did

rip incontrol

youtu.be/U2stVUKxklI

Best thing he did was this. A couple minutes in when he finds out his 'friend' refused to be a part of the program. You can see his heart break.

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No he looks like a beach ball with legs and is as funny as the village idiot. Glad he is in America.

>stole his best act from a charity show.
No he stole it from a sketch that was written for him to do at children in need.

I trudged through his first week of the late late show and I never watched him again. We Craig and Geoff now more than ever.

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Fuck this fat fuck sideways.

why are so many britfags in late night comedy?

Fat giant disgusting gay baby.

Why did he see his belly?

Ego is a powerful thing

Kimmel completely BTFO’d him on his own show, shit was great: youtu.be/sh9giaTKbv4
He filmed a segment at my Walmart about a year ago while my aunt was there. She said he had his fake smile on when the cameras were rolling then would avoid eye contact with anyone not on his crew and sit on his phone between takes. Real douche.

americans find the accent more 'trustworthy' and sincere, same reason for all the brit actors in hollywood.

>then would avoid eye contact with anyone not on his crew and sit on his phone between takes. Real douche.
Yeah, fuck him for wanting to take a break, right?

He stole it from Seinfeld.

The story of Pierce Brosnan being rude to him (read: not acknowledging him for the wonder he is) just makes the architect even more based

Look at his fucking face. You know his "nice guy" persona is all an act, and he knows that you know it if you have an iq above 90, but he's making fun of you because he's rich, famous and has all the idiots fooled and there's nothing you can do about it

No.

People say I look like him, so I imagine they at least find him funny looking.

I heard Cordon shafted him pretty hard, my mate actually met Matt Horne when he was DJing in a local town nightclub. Cordon is a prick and you can feel his facade of bullshit slip when Morgan says he declined to take part

I always thought he was parodying late night shows?

boomers(actual) and women like him for the carpool karaoke thing he does

all the worst examples of industry plants are british
him
john oliver
Cara Delevingne
just embarissing.

Where are the two gods of unfunny comedians, Howie Mendel and Dave Coulier?

As a Brit it always amazes me how our shittiest, bottom-of-the barrel trash "personalities" can make it big in the US.

Most of, if not all Late Night hosts.

My uncle's a pretty well known British celebrity and said Corden's one of the biggest pricks out there. If you're above him he'll beg and badger you until you give him something, if you're below him he acts like you don't exist. This was before he got big in America so God knows what he's like now, but I bet it's evem worse.

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Your uncle's Patrick Stewart, isn't he?

I hate that guy but I hate Seth Myers more

No.