What is it Yea Forums?

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Rey holding baby Anakin while looking at the twin suns of Tatooine

Remember actually getting hyped for anything?

>WHY AREN'T YOU GUYS HYPED YET? IT'S STAR WARS

A graphic close-up of Rey birthing a new force baby, thus repeating the cycle for episodes 10-18

>Rey will literally lez out with that chick who is playing 007
>needs moar ghey nujedi of course

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It will be a shot of George Lucas waking up saying "Wow, that was a pretty bad dream!"

Kino. Based JJ saves the franchise

hopefully a flamethrower comes out of the screen and kills me

they show the lost ark to the audience

It’s going to be a shot of a hexagonal portal opening and the Guardians of the Galaxy coming through, or pic related.

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I AM MY OWN GRANDMA, I AM MY OWN GRANDMA *Rey shucks and jives*

Rian Johnson's goatse firing a lazor beem that destroys the whole galaxy.

you and I both know they would never make their yass queen slay into a slave girl who's only purpose was to birth Anakin

>HYPE
HYPE
>HYPE
HYPE
>HYPE
HYPE
>HYPE
HYPE

HYPE?

A pan out of a shot looking at the Galaxy. Dark, spiked ships start creeping out over the corners of the shot toward the Galaxy, ominous music playing.

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I would be okay with this.

>Kylo is his own great grandfather
Dumbest theory ever

The only reason I'd pay to go watch that garbage. As long as it was relatively painless and quick.

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ok, I might pay money to see Chris Pratt show up and call everyone "a-holes" at a pivotal moment

Zoom in on Rey's butt, going up to her anus. Then we hear the Emperor's laugh from within.

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Why do you guys think you're so funny?

NO F***ING WAY!

I
CANT
WAIT

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It was all a bad dream Anakin had the day before he saved sheev

George Lucas in front of David Lynch and a white C3PO

Why are you always such a miserable sack of shit?

Can't argue with those digits.

It was leaked like 10 minutes after the comment

Star Trek/Star Wars exist in the same universe

>Movie ends
>Cut to CGI young Luke's face looking into the future
>Turns to a heavily pregnant CGI Leia and CGI Han
>"You guys probably shouldn't call the kid Ben"
>"Why not"
>"I just have a bad feeling about this..."
>laugh track
>credits

It will be Qi'ra revealed to be Rey's grandmother.

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no it will be a shot of planet earth and a tie in with guardians of the galaxy where thor quips about 'yeah, I would rather call it planet wars because think about it stars can't actually be at war'

>'burnt out anonymous 4channer jealous of people that are still excited about stuff' the post

The executives involved being lined up and shot by chinese state police.

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Have a fulfilling, meaningful relationship.

Absolute kino. Listened to the entire New Jedi Order series recently; it shits all over anything shitsney’s delivered thus far.

go back

>My name is... Shmi

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Epic GOTG tie-in

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Quads of truth

It's pretty funny to see people in this thread thinking they're above reddit.

rey go sneed's

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Picard comes in, the SW sequels were actually a big promo for the new Star Trek tv show

It's this.

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Someone who was presumed dead... Is alive!

30 seconds of raw uncensored footage of fucking.

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Samuel L Jackson shows up and tells Rey that he wants to put together a team.

Boba Fett floss dancing

>Based simple tailor

brie larson shows up as a cameo

another classic film series ruined by niggers.

Kylo Ren goes back in time and fucks Shmi Skywalker, thereby creating his own grandfather.

the Earth

10 minutes of Kylo Ren dancing topless to I’m Too Sexy For My Shirt

Ends Princes Bride style with the "book" of Star Wars ending and being closed.

Most humans are.

a young Indiana Jones finds a fossilized lightsaber somewhere in the desert of whatever

book written by Mickey Mouse himself (the one from the theme parks with the big plastic head and all)

It's 10 minutes of Kyle Katarn raping Rey.

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>SEX JOKE XD
Jesus Christ, you faggots are literally twelve year olds. Fucking embarrassing.

A variation of this, with Yoda rolling up the map.
youtube.com/watch?v=IhP7Izo0BaE

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Final shot a mindfuck is code for some time travel bullshit. The retcon is on.

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It will be this shot again but with all the shitty new characters that no-one cares about. Lando will still be there though, and he'll still be clapping.

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Formerly Rey.

No, she's going to raise Anakin, make him good, and completely erase episodes 1 thru 9 from the timeline.

The final battle is Rey and Kylo vs Palpatine. After the bullshit anime power-up teleporty nonsense we already know is in the film happens, Rey and Kylo are winning. However, before the final blow is struck, Sheev tears open a portal in time and flings Rey into the future where his evil is law.
The last scene takes place on modern-day Earth, and Sheev is the President of the United States. Rey vows to defeat him in the 2020 election and encourages the audience to vote, in order to help her defeat The Emperor once and for all.

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the two mains arrive on an empty to earth to repopulate with mixed race beauties.

>Rey looks up at the sky, a hole is opening.
>A Gummi ship comes out, lands in front of Rey.
>CGI Dondald and Goofy come out.
>Voice: "Have you seen a guy with a long black coat?".
>Fade to black.
>Kingdom Hearts movie, 2025.

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Time travel. Kylo Ren is Anakin's father.

ITT self-proclaimed nerds happily picking cotton on the Disney plantation

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On screen Rey-Kylo sex scene while Luke and the Emperor watch in the corner and from behind a closet door respectively.

It'll be characters vanishing away in the Thanos snap

Literally trying to clickbait people into watching the movie.

How low Star Wars has fallen

>this brainwashing movie is so powerful it will melt your mind!

The final shot is R2 and 3p0 a hundred years in the future being extracted for their data. The words 'A long time ago in a galaxy far far away...' will be written on a page of the journal of whills by whomever is writing the story just like in Got. The scene will "melt your heart" because at one point R2 plays the "Help me Obi-Wan" message.

Screencap this

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I would pay money for steel tipped whips

Literal JJ and Rian cumshot over a New Hope poster.

I would have been a nice shot if they weren't trying to emulate the nazi feel so pathetically.

>HERE'S TEN REASONS TO WATCH RISE OF SKYWALKER, NUMBER 3 WILL LEAVE YOU IN AWE

I pray to the gods it's Boyega's 11-inch one-eyed monster

no homo

>this thread

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She's going to become Shmi, but because they're going to use time travel, they'll retcon Shmi into a badass proto Jedi who basically refounds the Jedi order in secret instead of a slave woman who got raped by bandits

I'm late to the thread, but I bet the last shot will be them beaming the story of star wars off into space, so that the story of the Skywalkers lives on or some gay shit and it's that beamed off story that we've been watching this whole time. bet they'll even include the line "from a galaxy far far away" or some shit. screencal this

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Probably a fucking card that says “Vader will return in “Star Wars/X-Men”

If it's anything short of Jar-Jar being dismembered by a lightsaber, it will have been a waste of three good movies.

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HAHA A JAR JAR JOKE. CLASSIC user

God, I hope so.

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I still think the idea of her giving birth to Anakin goes against their agenda of a woman having the right to choose and all that.
like her being 'destined' to birth him feels like it would piss off enough leftists

>REVAN
To set up the new Old Republic trilogy, they're doing now like they do with Marvel, to have you're excitement for the next product, so-called.
You're welcome. Copy-paste this.

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Everyone already knows it is Rey giving birth to Anakin through an immaculate conception.

Literally the only way they should redeem the sequels would be by killing that useless fuck Jar-Jar.

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This
its gonna be another one of JJ's mystery boxes

It's gonna be some stupid time travel bullshit where they bring back old characters that are long dead.

And everyone will clap.

A massive CGI mess that will give you a headache.

George Lucas sweaty belly dance

*apparaat - goodbye starts playing*

This thread: say random stuff and just hope that it's funny

Darth Jar-Jar finally confirmed as canon throughout the entire series.

We don't need to because Doomcock called it like two months ago.

Exactly my thought. Rey goes to Sneed's. Imagine this in a big budget movie.

Daisy spreading her checks and shits on mark hamill's face. Getting chunks of Smoked Kaadu Ribs and bone stuck in his beard. Then hamill stares into the camera for like 5 minutes while his eyes become red with inflammation. Then wipe to credits.

Ahsoka or Rey?

Based

there is no way they'd let rey be impregnated without consent just to make her a linchpin in some cycle where Anakin is born

Vi Moradi looks into the camera and subliminally hypnotizes the audience to book a week-long trip to a Disney park immediately.

Two hours of 9/11 footage.

Yea Forums's more entertaining than hollywood has been in years.

This is the perfect ending to the mary sue saga. Gets herself pregnant through will of her own, Aint need no man. mmmhmm.

It's going to be fucking galactus in shameless move to tie it in with their other properties.

>actually believing this
Holy shit.

Proof that the holocaust happened but it's not actually proof but an advertisement for the "real proof" which will come in 2021 at an exorbitant price.

kino

they would never do this

the sequels are actually palpatines thoughts as he falls
>it was all a dream/ I used to read Star Wars
fanzine starts playing

Why

>he doesn't have fun

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way too brazen and would actually upset too many fans and even normalfags
also it would make 0 sense lorewise

What is fun about this? You guys are just saying SNEED and retarded sex jokes. It's all base level humor and it just goes to show you how unfunny this site is.

Old Republic Jedis

>mysterious group enters from the shadows
>Rey: who are you?
>???: We're...*scene lights up, revealing them* the Guardians of the Galaxy.
phone wanted to suggest "Guardians of the Sneed" which would have been better

c o p e

she can´t, you fucking stupid piece of shit.

Alright you've overstayed your welcome. Chris, get him.

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Who even cares at this point?

That's why it will be Rey rescuing Shmi so they can raise Anakin together and completely alter the timeline. It'll be ambiguous enough that people can choose to interpret them as lesbian mothers if they want to give Lucasfilm progressive brownie points.

i bet it's yo mama joke

>he thinks he's too good for Yea Forums

No one's keeping you here, you know.

I can tell you for sure the right answer has been given itt..

It's this isn't it?
it is

still more entertaining than the bland assembly produced sequels and remakes. regurgitated vomit versions of old hollywood successes, produced by out of touch old jew pedos. the only thing still entertaining about hollywood, is watching them crash and burn.

That is absolutely, 100 % factual and correct.

And yet, it's lightyears ahead of the dumpster fire that the Hollywood is right now.

It'll be time travel bullshit to go into the KotOR trilogy so that Disney can milk that franchise too.

Lighten up. Life is miserable enough as it is.

>now that we saved the galaxy Rey, what are you going to do?
>I think I'll lay low for a while...
>Rey is at a court building
>Desk Man: Well, Ms. Rey Chuck, this building is sold to you! Just curious what will it be?
>Rey: Oh, it's gonna be pretty slick
CREDITS

Planet Earth

/thread

yikes

>now that we saved the galaxy Rey, what are you going to do?
>I'm going to DISNEY WORLD

>Yep, Jar Jar was the worst of the Star Wars films, even though he wasn't in the worst Star Wars films

Anakin was a virgin birth tho

she's trans vader

user..I

they're already doing Kotor movies

KINO

(OP)
Rey looks out over a sprawling, improvised jedi temple. The grounds are full of non-binary, diverse padawans of all genders, races, and fighting styles. Only a few lightsabers seen, instead there's brightly colored force energy everywhere, under an absurdly beautiful alien sky.

Leia flying across the screen in zig zag lines.

Rey is Anakins father.

If Rey is shmi, why didn't she kill her slave owners and the sand people?

NOT ANYMORE SHITLORD

this would save everything

There's got to be an angsty Anakin that turns into Darth Vader for everything to square up.

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ya seethe disney shill?

>if you're not with me, you're automatically the enemy
Yikes.

And the fucking dumb & dumber are responsible for them. This franchise is fucking dead.

>TO BE CONTINUED... IN 2022

>tfw it's a cliffhanger

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Rey reveals she was a tranny all along, and it's good thing.

I don't even know what's happening in that picture. All I really know is that white people are weird

Full frontal nudity to prove it

Who cares, i'm still gonna download it and not watch it in the cinema.

Probably the Falcon flying off or something lackluster.

They also said The Last Jedi had an "awe-inspiring" last shot, which was just a kid looking up at the stars.

It will be a closeup of a big, quivering asshole that lets out a huge fart three minutes long in glorious surround-sound. Over this image will be the subtitle: "Loot at what your franchise has become".

I hope it's a porg!

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It's another death Star duuuuuuuude

Rey standing with Obi Won, Luke, Anakin, and Yoda.(maybe kylo)

Screenshot this JJ is a hack

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And it's as big as a GALAXY!

>Whyyyy, Jaden?

It's JJ Abrams finishing something for the first time in his career. I'm gonna be here on Yea Forums and enjoy the shitstorm. I'll be comfy.

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>repeat ending of sleepaway camp

I know, that's why I'm saying they're going to use the ending of this trilogy to connect it into that one.

Wait, he's never had to finish something before? Did Super 8 have sequel hooks or something? I've never seen it.

>actually upset too many fans and even normalfags
and that is precisely why they would do it

We find out Luke's real father is Chewbacca

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>go back in time to prevent the death star from ever being built in the first place
>ending shot is rey standing with young luke on tatooine as anakin's bodyless head is blown up to massive size and resting on the horizon as tumbling down plays

>I'm gonna be here on Yea Forums and enjoy the shitstorm. I'll be comfy.

If anything positive is to come from IX, at the very least it will be some very entertaining weeks on Yea Forums.

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Force Ghosts of Luke, Han, and Leia standing side by side, though it makes no sense for Han to be there.

Leia pussy juice on his dick gave him force sensitivity

WHATS IN THE BOX?

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Dude no one here cares about SW anymore. If people here didn’t check out after TFA they sure as shit did after that failed abortion TLJ. The reason why everyone is mocking that shitty click bait garbage is because we all know EP9 is gonna blow horse chunks. Seriously the fact that some of you soiboyz still have hope for this shit is amazing.

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Full insertion.

A cliffhanger for episode 10.

It's 5 death stars glued together to look like the Star of David.

>5G wifi gets turned on at the end

full penetration between kylo and rey for five straight minutes, and then it sort of just ends.

or it’s time travel just like mike predicted.

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The Death Star 3 will hyper drive ram the Millennium Falcon.

This. I can't fucking wait, the TLJ autopsies were some of the best threads I've ever experienced on this board.

Whatever it is i wont pay to see it and will just watch a cam rip webm here before going to gif for a fap

They find earth and land to deliver space technology to the africans establishing the nation of wakanda

Star Wars: African Ape Adventure hits theaters 2023

Get ready for a botw Patton Oswald edition soon!
instagram.com/p/BzuMpSXBWhA/

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warwick davis gets stepped on

It will be rey/shmi holding baby anakin on tattooine in a scene that echoes the ending of ROTS. It's the only way they can make any of this retarded shit end in a satisfying conclusion and give reys "character" a unique purpose in the SW story beyond being a roastie luke copypaste. Like imagine her character not amounting to anything beyond that and they asspull the whole "join the darkside" "no" ending shit again. It would be the blunder of the century. Even normies would roll their eyes

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Formerly funny

>5
Really?

why didn't he just call off the attack and fuck her on the throne?
why didn't jon fuck daenerys before deciding to stab her?

WHAT DOES HOLLYWOOD HAVE AGAINST 'HAVE SEX'?

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A dramatic vfx shot of the time portal which you the audience look through to see the retconned away Last Jedi, now rendered an alternate timeline.
Think City on the Edge of Forever.

Rey goes back in time to Naboo and transforms herself into Jar Jar

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I'm from the future (yes, actually).
This is the correct answer... kind of. Screencap this post if you want to or don't I guess. But it's connected. Unironically kino ending to this particular trilogy btw. You'll see.

Force ghosts from all three trilogies.

how did d&d trilogy do?
did they bring the incest with them?

You really wanna get that spoiled for yourself? Just wait till the damn movie comes out. All I'm willing to tell you is that the movie wasn't too bad or at least a lot better than TLJ, granted that's almost a given.
Overall I'd say The Force Awakens was the best in this new trilogy, sadly. But this one had some clever moments.

Yes, the retcon changed it so the twist ending was that Luke and Leia hooked up. D&D proceeded to avoid the next convention panel.

it's like you didn't even read my post, i'm talking about the next trilogy, mr future guy

Wasin't it implied that Palpatine or Plagueis made Anakin's mom pregnant?

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See They do an epilogue that jumps to what actually the present-day of what should be post-ROTJ.

>What is it Yea Forums?
Close up of her butthole in 8K quality filling the screen edge to edge

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Sheev will force impregnate her with anakin before booting her back in time

I'm a bit tipsy, you got me. The D&D trilogy wasn't actually a trilogy. At least so far there's been only one film released and there hasn't been a sequel for 2 years and counting. It unperformed in the box office, it was an almost Solo-tier situation. Sadly I can't tell you much about the film because there's certain laws that I have to abide by. I can only give hints to certain things. But there isn't any incest in it. Idk how that popped in your mind in the first place. It does have something to do with the kid at the end of TLJ though.

I heard there was a secret board, that posted Bane and it pleased the lord, but you don't really like funposting do you?

underperformed*
In a few years a sex tape of a current young actress will get leaked. Not Daisy, but Yea Forums made tons of memes about it. Naturally there was a lot of body shaming and bullying too.

time travel or some stupid disney crossover bullshit

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To make this Episode 8 good you only had to do two things to get the audience on your side

1) Admiral Ackbar says everyone got his name wrong and its actually Abkar, Disney makes this new character fact super clear before release so no Muslims get bootyblasted although some will anyway
He now gets the ability to say "Its a Trap" this time in a way that sounds like he is getting vengeance and probably throw a cackle in there

This would be the "poetry" his character needed where he would rhyme his famous phrase. This is one applause moment

2) Luke now gets a fun line of trash talk: I was thinking something cool could be "have you ever wondered what I would be like if I actually wanted to *mark hamill mad voice* HURT YOU"
Kylo retort: "just as pathetic as always"

They fight and its the best lightsaber fight in the series, Luke finishes the fight with stabbing Kylo in the chest and Kylo acts like hes going to die for a brief second, this is a second applause line because Luke got to triumph in the end

Luke says "Rey! You have to...gooooo" you then see Luke on his planet and he's bleeding from the nose and eyes and slumps over dead

I also think it would be cool if Kylo screamed something like "why can't I ever beat anyone" lol

I think you get the audience that jazzed up they are going to forgive any weird subversive nuance you put into the film.

it's moner I hope

I can't tell you who it is even if I wanted to, but I can tell you that it's not her.

>What is it Yea Forums?

>one of the tard characters sets up a beacon
>"whoever hears dis, always RESIST and fite against tyranny!"
>the message is intergalactic and get intercepted by Earth in 2020
>SJW Intern: Mrs. Clinton, you have to hear this!
>Hillary Rodham Clinton, dressed similarly to Leia of the past, listens, a smile broadening on her face
>SJW Intern: "What is it, my yaas qweenslay?"
>HRC: "Hope."
>she winks at the camera
>*BOOM! DOO DOO, DOO DOO, DOO DA DA DA DAAA DAAAA DADADA DAAA DAAA DADADA DAAA DAAA DADADA DAAAAAAAAA*

Does a Disney shill sneak in and give us all a Zika virus shot?

Some bullshit asspull “wammin empowermint” scene that will result in one final collective groan from the audience before everyone gets up and swears off Sneed Wars for good.

Does she get posted or discussed on Yea Forums at all?

Eh, here and there, not super frequently.

You misspelled Boyega.

The most stupid thing it will be the time travel, so she travels back in time to be anakin mother, and then she get ganbanged and rape by sandpeople????

P.S. There's a few anons that think she's underrated and might make it big. That will happen in two years. A year later the sex scandal happens. Actually a shame because the girl in question doesn't have a particularly slutty vibe or anything. Her image is Disney-tier cleanliness currently.

Poe saying people will hear our message in galaxies far far away trump bad

Rey will defeat a possessed Kylo and all will be well. The final shot will be a hint that Palpatine simply jumped to Rey.

Millie Bobby Brown?

No. The person in question is older, currently college age. And I'm not saying who it is so don't bother.

Rey isn't Schmi, she's not Anakin's mother.

She's Anakin's sister. Sheev is their father. Sheev sacrifices her into a dimensional void. She survives but is displaced forward in time.

Screenshot this!

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he's the chosen one to bring balance to the force after Palpatine/Plagueis tried to play god a little too much. Sort of like The Happening.

If they go that route they'll obviously emphasize that she's an empowered strong woman now who won't let that happen. She would probably vow to raise Anakin properly and save the galaxy. Like you said there's no way Kennedy would let her self insert inspiration to young girls end up being sold into slavery and gang raped under any circumstances.

Lol, all of this is bullshit, but I really like the imaginative angle.

Kylo choking Rey as Jedi Rocks plays in the background

was all a dream of maul
ends with him waking up and eating a piece of toast

Nobody said she has to time travel to become Anakin's mother desu. There are other ways.

t. reddit

Final shot is Rey smiling at giant force ghost cluster featuring everyone from yoda to Han Luke leis and saved kylo. Duh.

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Now that's disney kino, marvel almost there

>New Jedi Order
as shite as the new trilogy.

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Chewbacca Goatsee

The Last Jedi was great because it made me realize how stupid Star Wars is.

Wrong, it's my fat uncut cock. Shekelstein's gonna FREAK

>it made me realize how stupid Star Wars is
Same here, but I'm not thankful for the experience at all. It's literally as if they shot Santa in front of my eyes. Not fun desu.

Based
Star Wars was always stupid

i felt it was more akin to Disney killing a family friend, parading his naked corpse through the street, and then morally condemning you for not celebrating it

Final shot doesn't even have Rey in it because Daisy said in an interview that JJ told her he "added something at the end". So if he had to tell her about it, she wasn't in the shot. It probably is some Force lore related thing. Last shot of Rey in the movie is probably with Kylo and then it goes to other things.

Or Kylo is the last shot, not her. Would be based. It's funny how retards on Yea Forums act like Rey is the center of everything, but she really hasn't been the past few movies and probably won't be for IX either. Palps and Kylo and Ghost Luke are going to steal the show.

based retard

I’ll have to skip that episode. Is this how rlm dies

kek

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No it's all CGI she's not actually looking at the twin suns of tatooine.

James Earl Jones screaming NOOOO didn’t give you a hint back in 2003?

Reminder that zoomers and redittors will never belong here no matter how many sneed, pepe or wojak posts they make.

>the audio in vid related starts playing while a photo of George Lucas goatsing the viewer fades to black
>end credit roll
youtube.com/watch?v=yfEw5H_LSoQ&app=desktop&persist_app=1

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>dies after getting reyped by sand people

very feminist of you, jj!

>imagine trying this hard to fit in

schneed

Yoda blowing Jar Jar?

total penetration

George Lucas sniffing coke from ass of black prostitue.

>you know that actor Patton Oswald?
>well we were talking about Bill Cosby and he said "you know the worst part of it all to me is the hypocrisy"
>I thought the worst part was the raping

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>people will ignore this post so they can meme their shitty thread

braindead or genuine bots?

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>What is it Yea Forums?
Luke waking up at the Jedi Training Academy, realizing it was all a dream.

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Jar Jar becomes king of space. Rey becomes king in the north.

>using clickbait tactics to get people to watch the movie

Try all you want, you will never belong here.

>Is this how rlm dies
no that was selling out to capeshit garbage and recommending every last one

>no true Scotsman
>starts posts in caps
>ends in periods
nice cope. Go back

>cope post
A 2016 classic.

After the final battle Rey is left floating in space, as her vision fades a flash appears out of the corner of her eye. Darkness. Then some out of place... but oddly familiar sounds break the silence and Rey slowly awakens aboard the JJ-Verse USS Enterprise surrounded by Kirk and Spock in the transporter room.

*cue Star Wars fanfare*

Unless it's a shot of JJ, Rian, and Kathleen being executed by ISIS I'm not going to watch it

nothing! I hate star wars now because I'm a bitter right wing incel

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Do people really thinks she’s going to end up pregnant with Anakin? It would be really fucking weird to sell her as a feminist icon for five years and make her the force’s brood sow

We discover that the force has made Rey immortal and unkillable and she becomes god

Jar Jar was a sith all along, brainlet

This is all true except that I have plenty of sex.

Wasn't that a Futurama episode?

Rey goes back in time and becomes Anakin's mom.
This is common knowledge now.

So the uber Jedi dies after letting herself get kidnapped and raped to death by sandniggers. Please have them do this, it would be an entirely new level of retarded for the franchise.
Disney is not going to look towards a video game character to save their franchise, as popular as he is.

A porg farts in the middle of a funny and epic dance routine of whatever song topped the chart last year

>entertaining
>mountains of false flag "NOOOO WTF BROS" posts
>mountains of "OHNONONONONO" posts
>mountains of box office bullshit

Yea Forums is normally barely tolerable trash; it will be flat out unusable with all the zoomers spamming after IX releases.

fapping to tranny porn doesn't count as sex

The guardians of the galaxy arrive at the last minute to help them fight the first order, it’s a cross over to help sell merchandise.

The Endgame.

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This

Unfortunately, yep, and coincidentally GoG has the soul that SW use to have. Now nuWars is soulless as fuck. What a weird world we live in.

uhm actually sweaty it does

holy shit, this has to be it
Mike's time travel theory was correct
she saves the galaxy in the future (kills Kylo, destroys the First Order, restores the New Republic) and goes back in time to give birth to Anakin (save the galaxy from Palpatine)

Tfw leaks that rey is Shmi Skywalker are true

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This time it can destroy entire universes, and only Ray can save the multiverse.

>Rey disintegrates
>cuts to Thanos after he snaps his fingers

Nobody cares, nice try

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Voldemort and Sheev crossover cliffhanger.

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pretty much 99.999% of this board

I went to high school with rose. Pretty funny seeing her become the new jarjar

Kylo will force choke rey and she will love it.

Rey can see ten seconds into the future and at the same time experience a short segment of time and move within it and then erase that segment so that nobody else remembers it but her. Like a stutter and jump forward on a scratched cd.

>camera pans out
>you see filming crew and cameras, microphones, cranes
>JJ steps in : thanks for watching

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>gives birth to Darth Vader and causing the empire and the first order
Based.

Rey gets sent to the past, but the experience is so traumatic that it forces her to develop an alternate personality named Shmi that would allow her to survive being a slave on Tatooine and keep her force sensitivity hidden from travelers

The force is Anakin’s father not Kylo
Rey is Darth Plagious and she loses her memory and force powers creating Anakin

Rey looks at Force Ghosts of Luke, Yoda, Kylo.

Then it cuts to her overlooking a Jedi Temple about to teach the next generation of Jedi (and unlike that White Cis Male Luke Skywalker, her Jedi Temple Will last forever and she will become the most famous Jedi ever).

How sweaty do you get, exactly?

Neet! I wonder if he'll share any funny stories about murdering his wife!

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This would be the only way of redeeming the trilogy

If you find those reactions FROM ADULT MEN anything other than pathetic you should kill yourself. I truly mean that.

I think you're giving humans circa 2019 too much credit.

>Samuel L Jackson AND MICKEY shows up and tells Rey that he wants to put together a team.
Now it's better.

Hey, C3PO and r2d2 are still in those movies?