Here's your goddess of thunder, bros

Here's your goddess of thunder, bros

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i love natalee and i am exited about thor luv n dunder !!!!

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I would like to try and lift her underboob like they did when they found Mjolnir in the desert.

goyim are not worthy

ah-bloo-bloo

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what goddess of thunder? thunder gods are usually male. can't from top of my head think of any that says otherwise

What is like sucking on tiny tits
It's a feeling i wish i knew

>have great warrior waifu from the start
>still try to force Hershlag anyway

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i'm sorry but I could never take an actor or actress who can't even properly wipe thier own asshole seriously as an action star I just can't

Bigger

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delicious
finally some good fucking pits

This is like a bunch of 12 year olds reeeing over one of their older sisters agreeing to be the magical princess in their LARP. Except paying her millions to do it lol

she doesn't need anyone to take her seriously is a kiddie movie

Thought that was Millie Bobby Brown at first

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this is a really cute pic!

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cool but not so cool. not even wikipedia people try to make writings

>cool but not so cool. not even wikipedia people try to make writings

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was hoping that it was...

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Is she actually going to lay an egg
Someone told me once that jews Laid eggs and I did t believe them but now I’m not so sure

>wearing a bra for nonexistent tits

natalie is a vegan, dumdum

totally not sexualizing a 14 years old girl

Why sign a 40 year old wall hitting slag that hated your films so much you had to write her out them to a 10 year movie franchise deal?

DC Pajeets need better English teachers

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so, right now, the consensus seems to be that the Mjolnir confers the power of thor to worthy wielders, but also thor odinson has the power of thor by default because of his heritage?

so jane and thor will wield the same powers, as cap and thor did in endgame?

right now the consensus is that you should have sex

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not my fault, hershlag doesn't answer my calls

this but unironically

that's because you're a trump and israel supporter

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So she can't eat eggs. fine. but what about laying them¿

So is she. All Jews support Israel, they just play a false opposition to throw off the scent.

she's banned from israel

No, she's not. Like I said, it's all theater so Jews can keep playing both sides.

she said she rejects all holocaust scripts that are sent to her
also said and that the holocaust should be de-emphasized in education

If you think you can trust anything a Hollywood Jew says, you are hopelessly naive.

She also said not to trust Hollywood Jews

I like Natalie but she probably couldn't even lift a normal household hammer.

Kek. Well, maybe she's turning into a Bobby Fischer.

She said she's going to get jacked
Considering she at least put in some effort for Black Swan I'm cautiously optimistic

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based hershlag

Taika Waititi is playing Hitler in his new film btw lol

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You mean herself?

>oh hey user, want to know why people call me the goddess of thunder?
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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this. as much as i liked portman she's old af now

She's almost 40 and Black Swan was about 10 years ago though.

>i am forgotten
more like i am 18 amirite

I want a resting 6 pack on her tum tum or its a farce

DID SHE WASH HER HANDS IN BLEACH AFTER

HAVE YOU SEEN THE RIVER GANGES

WHAT THE FUCK IS INDIAS PROBLEM
DIDNT THE COLONIAL BRITS TEACH THEM HYGIENE

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I believe in Hershlag

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Maybe you can't trust the fact that she agrees she is a hollywood jew.

So if she says hollywood jews can't be trusted and you cannot trust that is infact a hollywood jew and she takes anti-israel stances...

At what point do you realise you are fucking retarded for caring so much

You being this stupid is exactly why Jews rule the world

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This. She's not getting any younger, but hollywood is afraid of showing young prime girls, cause that would be considered sexist, while trying to sell old hags as hot is considered empowering

dont reveal their secrets you dumbo

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Shouldn’t her jugs have grown to feed what I can only assume is a 400 lb baby?

they did, she went from flat as a board to like a B cup

Needs to go bigger

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she's fucking 38 years old. There must have been some serious Jewish tricks exchanged for her to land this role.

The Indians of Vedic India, before the coming of the Brits, had extensive hygiene and cleanliness standards. India under the Mughals as well. It was only with the coming of the Brits, and the subsequent, measured attack on the culture of Bharat, that hygiene so drastically waned. It's the British who are at fault for the filth you are so entranced by.

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>Carrie Fisher: Wait I'm a general now? No, I'm a princess no?

>Oscar Isaac: No no, you're a general.

Nerds and doormate incels dont understand how insulting it is for a woman deep down. "You're not the cutie the big masculine hunk takes off her feet, your femininity now is akin to 40yo Marlon Brandon or Eisenhower"

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>It's the British who are at fault for the filth you are so entranced by.

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wanna ejaculate inside of her so fucking bad

She is going to be a lesbian in the next thor movie and will fuck the goblin from thor 3. Maybe real thor will die as well.
Screen cap this.

that would be based
would watch

She's like 64 years old. Wtf were they thinking?

WHY ARE YOU FILMING MY SCENES FIRST?

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Why are vital marketers spamming pictures of this hag from a decade ago? She looks like a wrinkly gremlin these days.

>Here's your goddess of thunder, bros

You know that if they follow the comics Portman will lose many weight to look like a cancer terminal of, right?

It's an ad from this year

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>quite a bit of padding in there

how many weight

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is that a scar on her tummy?

Goddess of my dick.

Me on the left.

>ywn get to lick her head stubble
Why even live, lads?

Noticing that instead of delicious armpit.

We have all seen her bhole.

We have?