Tfw you realize your wife would give it all away for one night with Chad

Stanley Kubrick's Eyes Wide Shut

American Psycho: The Prequel

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This but punishable by death instead.

How can you discuss a movie without mentioning the title

>being unable to handle the idea that your partner is attracted to other people
You're already cucked in your own head

How have you not seen Eyes Wide Shut by now? Go watch it right now.

It's legit one of the 10 greatest movies of all time but (((critics))) only hated it because Kubrick was exposing the elites' sex parties.

>unable to handle the idea
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when you're chad yourself but your wife would throw it all away to have some variety with another also-chad.

It was fucked up that he was high on weed during that revelation too, probably got some paranoid neurosis from that, the two actors even broke up in real life after that and the director got killed, the red pill scene was that powerful. bravo stanley

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That's how we do it here in the Kool Kids Klub, user.

You do realize that it's based on 1926 Austrian novel and it's fairly faithful adaptation? Schnitzler wrote about those parties before Kubrick was even born.

How does that change anything though? It just proves that they have gone on for decades, probably centuries.

Eyes Wide Shut had one of the longest productions in movie history. Most of it was shot in 1996 or 1997, which was long before they broke up.

Wtf kkk?

You need to understand and appreciate that both you and your wife could potentially throw everything away for a 10/10 if you aren't careful.
The idea that after you've locked someone down they're yours and they owe you unconditional fidelity will ruin your relationship.

literally have sex: the movie

>until death do us part

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Exactly, you have to constantly work at your relationship until death do you part. If you assume that once the ring's on her finger she's contractually bound to only have eyes for you, you're going to get cucked asap

>imagine spending your time and energy on a roastie ready to be fucked casually by chads as soon as she thinks she is neglected.
Men deserve to be cuckolds.

>imagine
That's as close as you'll ever get user, don't worry

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>Tom Cruise
>giving a shit who his wife fucks when he has his boys
Seriously?

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We NEED a capeshit board. I’m sick of these pajeets.

we didnt take these vows to constantly work at our fidelity. We took these vows to stay together and create a family, bitch. The family part will take enough of our energy and 'work', the point of it all is that we need not fear about each other stabbing us in the back out of nowhere and abandoning the sacred vows we took.

>tfw when i realize that women never even understood the point of marriage

lads, what do women even understand?

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Wow. Is that real? Source?

Sorry, realized that the source is mentioned in image. Gotta check it out.

>lads, what do women even understand?
they understand motherhood and the commitment it takes
they are completely oblivious to it today because they're raised in a world that considers children a burden on your life
they will only understand true happiness after they've given birth

>using Chrome
kys

My ex who just dumped me is constantly retweeting shit about how 'the happiest subgroup of women are those without marriages or children' etc
My mistake was making a serious commitment to a roastie with a blue twitter checkmark

My condolences

hear, hear.

".....From the minute Tom and I were married, I wanted to have babies. And we lost a baby early on, so that was really very traumatic. And that’s when we would adopt Bella,” Kidman told Vanity Fair in 2007 of having adopted kids, saying she celebrated her 40th birthday by taking Bella to get blue hair.

...."Nicole's only son, Connor, was born on Jan. 17, 1995. He was also adopted.
“I got married really fast and really young,” Kidman, who was 22 when she met Tom Cruise, told WHO in 2012. “But I don’t regret that because it got me Bella and Connor and I did have a fantastic marriage for a long period.”

>the she dipped on Cruise

....."Two years after her 2006 wedding to country singer Keith Urban, Nicole Kidman gave birth to her second daughter on July 7, 2008. Sunday Rose
Nicole, who has been open about her fertility issues, has said she conceived during the filming of the movie Australia with Hugh Jackman, after taking a dip in a magical lake. 'There is something up there in the Kununurra water because we all went swimming in the waterfalls, so we can call it the fertility waters now.'

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>singer Keith Urban, Nicole Kidman gave birth

>she conceived during the filming of the movie Australia with Hugh Jackman, after taking a dip in a magical lake.

KEKED

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KEKED

But a typical guy would do it for a 6/10. Cheating is fun.

she cu-cked that manlet didn't she? Like she did the manlet before him.
Did it right there in the magical lake, even giving him the clues and letting him know how, where and with who she did it. It's part of the thrill

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I'm tall as fuck 6'4" and it freaks me out when I date chicks anywhere near my height. Is it the same feeling for shorter guys? Are Tom and Keith freaked out all the time?

If someone cheats on you you should just leave them...

how do you post on Yea Forums if it isn't reddid

and let her keep half your current stuff and future income. also let her talk shit about you to your kids so they resent you, goy

>I am an eternal baby who has been taught by his mother that I deserve unconditional affection

Nicole is the Queen of the cuckoldresses

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>and let her keep half your current stuff and future income.
Thank God I don’t live in a third world country

>Keith, tell me do you remember that day when we were on the set of Australia with that wonderful landscape and that lake? Hugh, who you met shortly was in that navy uniform that day, do you remember?

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Did _you_ read that? Traumnovelle had nothing to do with elite conspiracies, it was about the ~1900 Austrian equivalent of a fraternity party

Why didn't you sign a prenup? Or are those jewish conspiracies too

because the girl will think that you do not love her fully and that you are preparing for the relationship to crush and burn, and what's the point of getting married then, they may ask.
And despite seeing the shitty practices done today, especially in the west where people start treating marriage as just another step in being a bf/gf, i still agree in a way.

It's funny how straight guys always found Tom Cruise to be "hot" more than women actually did.

Inshallah, brother