Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

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>these are the incel niggas who tell you your waifu has a manface

he saw icons of the Blessed Virgin Mary tho

Yeah but Orthodox art tends to be less repressedly lustful than the Catholic stuff.

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This dude was the fucking archmage.

that's because the renaissance never happened in orthodox lands

Taylor Swift

me

Yea, instead they got Ottomans

I always wondered what would happen if a man was brought up without ever hearing about or seeing women. Then when he turns like 25 introduce him to a model.
Would he lose or never develop interest in women?
Would his mind be utterly blown by seeing arguably the most beautiful thing a man can see?

Imagine you would suddenly see a humanoid that looks similar to the females and males you know, yet very different. And suddenly realize that this thing youve never seen before is the absolute peak of attractiveness. All those urges that had no target to be directed towards suddenly make sense.

Presumably he would be one of those fags into traps

>never saw a woman
god I wish that were me

How long do we have now that he no longer protects the realms of men?

He saw his mother at birth. The article's author is a fucking retard. This isn't movie related either.

>Mount Athos has banned women from entering for a thousand years just so the monks won't get tempted
Based as fuck

Imagine the videogames they could make.

fukn nerd, spazspergick dick, go outside loser

Can't wait until he gets MeToo'ed.

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It'll be a black woman and they'll spin it so the monastery cruelly kept her from the rest of the world.

Idris Elba with cgi.

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Amanda Steinberg and they are trying to keep her from fucking white guys.

Turks started the renaissance dipshit

>Female animals, chickens, cows, ewes, nanny-goats, mares, and sows are also barred except for female cats, female insects and female songbirds.[53][54]

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based

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Insects and Songbirds makes sense as you couldn't stop them getting in if you wanted to. But cats?

Cats were made for monk cock

so he was a monk class with mage skills...

yeah they need that pussy

>Women banned from entering the monastery

Uhh... that sounds a little problematic don’t you think?

the goose

cats can sneak in as well

IIRC some cunt from huffpo tried to enter