"it cant get any worse!"

sneed

pathetic, imagine not growing up in a rainy climate and loving rain your whole life. rain makes the filth and the weak flee like roaches.

I didn't mind rain until I got glasses

>character sees weird character and starts screaming
>weird character screams back

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you'll let rain fog them up and use your fingers as mini windshield wipers and you'll like it. or get contacts. or best of all pretty much never use your glasses and walk around in the hazy looking rain since your vision's fuzzy.

>chess is being played whatsoever
>character finishes their point with a checkmate

>chess is being played whatsoever
>character describes their plan while moving pieces

>chess is being played whatsoever
>they describe people they know as pieces and explains their functions

>Highly intelligent characters play chess
>It takes like eight moves from start to finish and the loser is blindsided by the checkmate

>It Ain't Me starts playing

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>Two characters have the same idea at the same time but one is much better developed

>MC kills at least 100 henchmen
>Spares the main villain's life

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>"you just don't get it, do you?"
>get blasted with piss

>revenge is viewed or preached about like it's a completely insane reaction that no one can execute carefully
hmm

>"it cant get any worse!"
>dysgenic IQ decline happens

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>something bad happens
>S-sorry, Chief, I though-
>I don't pay you to think!
Alternatively
>That's right, you never think!

>THIS SUMMER

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>In English please, professor!

>You're a loose cannon, Pepe!
>You're off the case!
>...And your other gun!

>I've got the DA up my ass!

>"I did not sign up for this"
>something crazy happens
>"Okay, I definitely did not sign up for this!"
Scene took me out of the dark night

>character kills whole army with a gun
>gets into a fist fight with last enemy

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>female character cheats on boyfriend/husband because she doesn’t get enough attention
>this is seen as completely reasonable

>hero and villain in a fight
>villain has hero in a hold
>throws him away

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>"what's the worst that can happen?"
>cut to characters sitting on ambulance bumper while firemen are putting out the ruins of the house

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>chekov produces a gun briefly
>later it gets fired

>"You can't save them both!"
>character saves them both

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>WE ONLY HAVE 5 SECONDS UNTIL THIS BOMB GOES OFF
>takes a whole minutes to blow

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>character about to shoot someone
>*click*
>They look at the gun dumbfounded instead of reloading

>with one second to spare

>it randomly starts raining for no plot or mood reason

>imagine not growing up in a rainy climate and loving rain your whole life
I FUCKING HATE CALIFORNIA

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>violence happens
>it's awkward and quick

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YE GODS THIS ROAST IS RUINED

JJD?

>fat, socially awkward neckbeard with no friends becomes the life of the party, king of the school and gets the girl

>movie set in 2050s Europe
>scientist explains something
>"umm, in Arabic please?"

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youtu.be/9AFf0ysgNiM

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>High school setting
>Everyone is in their mid 20s

I hate this. Especially when you have a mixture like in Breakfast Club where Molly Ringwald and that nerdy kid are the right age, but the two other guys look old enough to be their fathers.

This threw me off when I was young. Thought something was wrong with my generation because they all looked younger than the people on tv when they were suppose to be the same age.

Gone Girl sucked

> NA people

>the address is 45th east Boulevard Road 4167B, make sure to call 09436731 before entering and tell them the 10 digit password which is 9853642963, do you need to write it down?
>nah im good

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>putting a space after the >
newfag

>vor
What did the frog mean by this?

> triggered by s p a c e

no it didn't, it was kino

ah-bloo-bloo

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>How do we know we can trust you?
>You don't, but you don't have a choice.

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i hated this shit in Lost

>I'm not afraid of you
>You should be

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>owns a local Fuck and Suck
>gets bought out by Sneed

hit the gym apuja

>character answers a call in the middle of a shootout
>"IM KINDA IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING HERE!"

Have you seen any Japanese movie's trailer

>I'm dying... tell my wife that-
>You are going to tell her yourself!

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>"You missed."
>"Did I?"

>character is on phone with someone they know
>never, ever says “goodbye” or some equivalent

>phone screens look very weird and not at all how phones actually look

>Fortunate Son starts playing
>helicopter ominously gets louder in sync with the music
"War. War never changes"

>knocks on door
>no answer
>they just walk into the persons house and start wandering around aimlessly

seriously what the fuck is this trope, why would anyone do this

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>Timmy, I'm just going to leave for a second. Stay here. Don't move! Just stay here!
>Kid starts wandering around immediately.

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>people just show up and expect to hang out
>people just invite themselves in
does this really happen irl? all I know is even if you're my good friend if you show up out of the blue you're not coming inside.

Must be only a thing in Europoor movies, because if that happened in the US, they'd be shot.

>Female character had her boyfriend burnt alive because he didn't pay her enough attention and was drugged then raped.

>Goofy sidekick enters through the window instead of the front door
>You know there's a door, right?
This is a common trope in American sitcoms. It happens a lot in That 70's show.

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I know we're talking about television but irl that was how people were in the 70s - people rarely locked their doors. No wonder EARONS got away with his shit for decades.

it happens in hollywood movies and tv all the time

>Hollywood
Yeah, California is basically Europe.

youtube.com/watch?v=1JEY24tPHOk

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>everyone brushes off obvious warning signals and red flags and ignores impending danger
can I really hate this troupe tho when people are just like this irl?

t. Pseudo retard

>clandestine meeting in dark alleyway with shadowy figure who has information the main character needs
>starts walking away and turns the corner after meeting is over
>"but how will i be able to contact you again???"
>main character turns corner and person is completely gone

>"You won't. WE will contact you."

this happens in every movie made today. hate it

never happened

This one happened irl with one of Napoleon's generals who was lightly wounded but melodramatically acted like his life was going to end.

Literally Daredevil

Fuck Matt, that fucking pussy.

It's common for my parents generation to have friends or family just show up uninvited and unannounced "for a cup of coffee" to talk, mostly during the day in the weekend. It has always bothered me. I'll gladly meet up but let's pick a time and date beforehand, jesus.

>character has vitally important information to tell protagonist
>gets constantly cut off "not now", "save it for later", etc.

>points gun and threatens
>later chambers round and threatens again

>plot twist is based on a character's last words being misunderstood

>points gun and threatens
>for some reason the weapon makes a sound

>lights up cigarette
>takes a drag
>throws away in frustration

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>"there's no time to explain"
or
>"i'll explain along the way"

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>someone tries to explain something very complicated to the mc
>"in english doc?"

yes, when you handle guns they always make strange noises, don't they?

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>someone runs round a corner and bumps into mc
>he spills coffee all over his shirt

>thug robs a store
>"open the cashier now!"
>"I can't unless you make a purchase!"
>"fine. let me get uh...."

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name a couple (some (a few) ) kinos that feature this

>scene shows a teen character using phone
>"OMG I h8 this lame-o class! S.O.S!"

>scene at a security door with metal detector
>mc takes out like 20 weapons while casually apologizing

>this will take a week sir
>you have two hours!

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>american character is talking on the phone
>hangs up without saying bye

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>fires 12 gauge or .556 inside closed room
>still has hearing

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I have started to do this irl unironically

>dumb character becomes smart in an accident
>they test him
>"Okay, so wh-"
>"2,685,278"
>*checking calculator* "h-he's right!"

Same thing with when they press snooze on the alarm clock but don’t turn the alarm off. My dad got mad at me because I believed that this was the correct way to turn it off.

>I’ll do it in one

youtube.com/watch?v=6gR2Z7mSGKU

>some dudes get shot at but survive.
>"Now, we're brothers"
that's not how it works

>mc shoots down dozens of people
>no consequences
>doesn't experience ptsd or even guilt

>Gangsta's Paradise starts playing

>american movie
>something happens
>situation can't be solved without a mass shooting

>Alright... time for Plan B.
>>What's Plan B?
>RUN!

>uses vocabulary way beyond the ken of his peers instead of basically babying them with adapted normie phraseology

>that was plan B

he steal lives

>character is on the phone
>repeats back what the person on the other end said but phrased as a question before responding

>things are quiet..
>too quiet
what did the news anchor mean by that?

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>character is mortally wounded
>”It’s just a scratch...”

>live in milwaukee entire life
>recently bought 60 acre farm in northern wisconsin
>driveway is almost 1/4 mile long
>didnt even hang curtain rods
>dont even lock doors
>everyone has dozens of guns laying around
>hasn't been a murder in county in decades
>only PoCs you see are on tv
it is fucking fantastic

>character gets sent to solitary
>"where's the bathroom"
>"you're looking at it"

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nice tvtropes thread

Procreate

>characters having sex
>"oh fuck yes this is so hot"
>"uugh ive been waiting for this for so long"
>"yeah i want you to fill me up with your cum baby"
>"yeah? you want me to cum your fuckin pussy?"
>"cum in my pussy daddy"
>"my little cum sluut?"
>"yeah yeah, oh fuck yes"
>"you want a baby huh?"
>"yeah get me pregnant oh yes"
>"ARGGHHHH"
>"woah what the fuck are you okay?"
>"BEE"
>guy falls off bed
>cut to black
>back in and its them both sitting in the bed awkwardly

SHE WORE A RAAAASSSPBERRY BERET

THE KIND U FIND IN A 2ND HAND STORE

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>mean IQ not 100

>i can't fix this, what do we do?
>i've got an idea, but you're not gonna like this

>what have you found?
>nothing sir, he's a ghost
>it's like the guy doesn't exist
>*walks in*

>"open the cashier now!"
that got to hurt

then it's explained just as they walk to the door after a car ride where they must have sat in total silence

>at least it 's not raining
>gets stabbed

Mozart was a pretty dedicated Christian tho

got to love british kino

holy crap!

took you by surprise, huh?

>"i'll meet you tomorrow at the place"
>both know exactly when to show up

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>camera shot of surface on Mars
>Life on Mars starts playing

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>"Hey, Jack, give me a beer. And whiskey for my friend,"

I get this. Moved out of my parents place thinking I'd get a little more privacy. Nope, they still just stroll in and act like I'm a test for not wanting them there

>ah-bloo-bloo
>

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>character is sneaking up on someone
>he shouts as he goes in for the attack letting the oblivious character have a chance to defend himself

Why does this happen so often? bad scriptwriting. no one in their sane mind would give away their presence and potentially drastically reduce their chances to apprehend someone they're sneaking up on

>character is being watched as he falls or is hurt seriously
>other characters yell out his/her before running towards the hurt one

Why do people do this? it doesn't help

>predatory animal/monster sneaks up on the main character
>roars just before attacking
every time

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>door has electric lock
>guy shoots the control panel and the door opens

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>But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour.

>mom bangs on son's door in nothing but a robe with her tit hanging out
>son opens door
>mom jumps son and fucks him to death

Movies with similar scenarios?

>alien invasion movie
>it take place in USA

>character enters pub
>"a beer"
>isn't asked to specify brand
>is given a beer
>takes a few sips
>takes up his wallet, takes out a few notes and leaves them next to the almost full glass of beer
>character leaves

Name one movie that does this

Name one movie that does this

>character enters bar
>"i'll have the usual"
>bartender gives him a drink
>girl: "you must come here a lot"
>it's my first time

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That's usually what happens irl

>watching anime

>shaken, not stirred

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Saw (2004)

I cannot think of a single one... but I found this on TvTropes:
>Occasionally, the hero will say "Tell my Love Interest I love him/her" and the Sidekick will reply "Tell him/her yourself."
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IfIDoNotReturn

>bad guy has the good guy pinned down and obviously has the upper hand
>bad guy says something that sparks good guy's emotion like how he enjoyed killing his friend or going to enjoy his wife
>good guy suddenly turns into a killing machine/karate master/etc

This happen way too often

youtu.be/bYkXeqVQXdk?t=101

name eleven movies that do this

>character is fleeing/hiding from baddie/monster/whatever
>picks up phone
>battery low
or
>no reception
or
>"Insert PIN" (not his/her phone)
or
>no dial tone if landline

It Follows

>Hero infiltrates villain's mansion
>Opera music playing
>He comes back early

>hacker character pressing random buttons on a keyboard
>"I'm in."

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Rain is only okay when it's cool out i.e. not in summer, otherwise wearing raingear becomes hot and annoying.

>someone pulls a gun
>revolver cocking noise
>its a slide action

>AI: "Generic"
>Me: Honk
>(You)

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>You haven't seen me (when I'm) angry / upset

>american movie
>establishments have phone numbers like '555 PIZZA' or some word relevant to their business

Gotcha

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>Character wakes up
>Doesn't need to take off the plastic cover from his bed and clean all the anal bleeding.
Hollywood can't into realism.

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>skilled protagonist gets headshots against moving targets
>villain takes a hostage from behind and stands still with his head sticking out from one side while talking
>protagonist aims at the villain's head but doesn't shot

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>hacker has sex with his gf
>"I'm in"

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>someone important gets shot
>some bullshit trinket as thick as paper stops the boolit

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>mc wins against some assholes
>later mc is in a no hope situation
>asshole bursts in
>"something something always pay my debts"

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>character is bleeding out
>has exactly enough time to say his last words before dying

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never happened
they always die before finishing their sentence and leaving out the important information

>2011 movie
>Party Rock Her In The House Tonight starts playing

>Character covers another character who's being shot at
>His body actually stops the bullet

It was Family guy

>movie set in 2019 USA
>minority white states exist

>Let's continue talking somewhere else
>they silently went to the other place

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>character coughs once
>"are you okay?"

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>"It's nothing"
>there's blood on his hankey

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>character A is threatening character C with a gun
>character C doesn't give in
>character A cocks the gun

>character is using binoculars
>it's steady as a mountain

a bit of sway would have done miracles to the realism. it's not too much to ask, is it?

That's how it works in Europe. Just ask for a beer, they give you the cheapest one they have on tap, it's 3€ tops in most civilized countries.

>the loser character actually has friends, good health, a stable economy, a decent job and an acceptable place to live

is there any movies that got it right? i doubt it

>do you hear anything?
>no
>exactly!

Silence of the Lambs

>Europe
you will have to specify. Europe consists of a vast variety of countries

>what happened to character B?
>there is no character B

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>“do you smell that?"
>"yes"
>"sorry.."

>film set in dystopian future
>there are white people

>beer for 3€

What kind of fantasy land does this?

>Teddy Roosevelt

>female character flees from baddie in highrise
>goes for the elevator and frantically pushes the door close button
>it closes just in time

>whatever you do, don’t look down
>looks

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>character has drowned or w/e
>other character gives a half assed attempt at reviving including yelling his/her name
>gives up begins to cry
>presumably dead character says something smug like 'I knew you cared for me'

>give me your gun
>*gives a gun*
>and your other gun
>*gives another gun*
>*and another*
>scene cuts to a table full of guns
>*one last gun*

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>husband gets wife a gift
>she throws it at him
>"WHAT'D I DO?"

>little girl in horror movie
>says "Mowmee, I'm scared" in annoying Amerifat accent

nothing beats the american uptalking and croaking of teens on the annoyance scale

>MC bad mouthing big muscular character
>other person stares at him and says nothing
>"He's right behind me, isn't he."

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idk back then an infection btfo of people regularly