Why yes, my favorite movie is Edward Scissorhands. How could you tell?

Because you look like you were blasted with piss.

She looks like the kind of girl that will give you a rimjob and then take it in the ass

Back in the day, you just had to have a sense of humor and like spooky shit. Then some time in the late 80s, people starte taking it seriously. Then Anne Rice and the 90s happened, and goth became increasingly insufferable. ever since.

>implyin she would even know who tim burton is
looks more of a hotel transilvania type

How do I get pegged by a girl like this?

>Becuase to be goth you have to hate yourself
I forgot to read that part in the goth bible.

for you

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Literally every goth and hot topic shopper knows who Tim Burton is. You're not special.

I'm not sure about you, but I think the Goth subculture was in its more "serious" phase during the late 70's and 80's (with the exception of Elvira - more on that later) when you go back and look at some of the pictures during the era of Bauhaus and Sisters of Mercy. Most look absolutely emotionless and grotesque. I think ever since Elvira came onto the scene she started the whole "Goths need a sense of humor or be more outgoing" era, and it was only extended on more as the '90s approached.

The only time where this was actually funny.

>hot topic
it still exists?

I HATE ELDERLY WOMEN

DIE

DIE YOU FAT CUNT

DIE

WOMEN SHOUKD BE PUT INTO CAMPS AFTER TURNING 18 AND PLOW FIELDS UNTIL THEY DIE

FUCKING WHORES

YOU ELDERLY, CELLULITE-RIDDEN, PORK-SHOVELING, FAT PIG WHORE

DIE

Fat ass on a fat body is shit tier

Based and cunnypilled

Unbelievably based and redpilled individuals

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I'd rather give her a rim job and just inhale her braps

agreed

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now this, THIS i like!

from the smell

Reminder that there is no way she can wipe properly.

Thank you, gentlemen.

My work is done here. I'm off to enlighten more fellow intellectuals to the truth

Fuck it, I'd still impregnate her and split

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I just banged a girl that looks like this, super fat body but really thin arms and legs with no ass. Why can’t I get good looking girls anons?? I once had a steady diet of 6/7s and no I’m scraping the bottom of the 2/3 barrel. Why did I anger the gods???

I willingly go after average women because they'll do anything

Baste

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It does, but compared to the 90's and early 2000's when it catered to Goth and Metal scene, it's more based around pop culture now. They sell WWE, MLP, and other shirts from TV shows in there now. It's shit.

I like fat girls, they're soft

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Based Incelposter

That’s a dude right

Checked

Do goth girls like that still exist? I think the current generation of goths aren't interested in Tim Burton stuff any more (and Nightmare was always more popular than Edward Scissorhands anyways) but rather Billie Eilish and whatever else is current.

A man of culture

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dunno about you lads but i would

Give me a few beers and I'd gladly fuck her. When I took a year off from uni I was getting drunk pretty often and I watched random goth girl videos on youtube for entertainment (and for a bit of cringe). Sometimes I only listened to them while drinking and playing CS Source against bots (lol).

No you wouldnt

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I'm in love bros, she's perfect

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if she was on her knees bent over spreading her ass? absolutely, her face is grim but that's not important, i feel sorry for normies that cant step up to the plate

if you saw her ass youd turn 360 and walk away
t. guy who has seen her ass

Overweight girls relish the opportunity to live their lives wearing a fancy costume that hides their many fat rolls

Imagine slapping her ass. It would take a whole minute for the jiggling to stop.

>not posting pics
also if you turned 360 degrees you would be facing her you fucking zoomer cunt

Hobgoblin is based tho

dude deathfats don't have nice asses, they are usually covered in pimples and the skin has stains because of chaffing. Someone her size probably doesn't clean well either.

Back to your raid subredit faggot

honestly wasn't expecting this

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Yikes

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i need the butthole my dude

>its another zoomer lacking self-awareness episode

again? really?

I fucked so many chubby to fat goth girls back in university thanks to livejournal and myspace. Good fucking times.

Why are goths obsessed with Tim Burton?

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>tfw I facefucked / raped a girl who looks just like girl in OP at her request
She was cuter tho

name?

Name two other goth film-makers.

Hard mode: high profile.

I did art in college for awhile before dropping out. My class was almost entirely comprised of emo/scene girls, maybe one actual goth

They all had tim burton paraphernalia, mainly the corpse bride and the night before Christmas, sadly I never smashed

Daddy Issues

I miss emo chicks lads

kill yourself

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Enjoy
youtube.com/watch?v=QRI7_RX5dCQ

SCHOOOOOOLS
OUT
FOR
SUMMER

>the current generation of goths
no such thing
art hoes aren't goths and zoomers can't be any millennial or earlier subculture

school's out forever since phoneposting became a thing, gramps

>Wow, yes, I love Invader Zim! Your so smart user haha.

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>fat girls with flat asses

mommy

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that's ok, but consider for a second
>fat girls with small tits
now that is a fucking disgrace

>the goth bible
I have actually read that, and more material.

There's only so much a man can do

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Amy Villainous

Reminder:
architectsofpeace.org/architects-of-peace/pierce-brosnan?page=3

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That film was whatever.

Not all of them look bad.

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Elvira was just a horror host trying to be sexy. She cashed in on 80s hair metal and the slasher craze and had nothing to do with goth.

She also stole everything from Vampira pictured above with the misfits who were a punk band.

You know Jack shit about goth.

Goth was a tiny subculture that had no mainstream penetration until recently because little girls on Instagram have turned it into a fashion and makeup thing. It has nothing to do with music or its roots.

Real goths like Rozz Williams and Daniel Ash never made and money and Rozz hung himself. They couldn't even make a living on their music.

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God I hate ass shaking so much. Why do they think acting like some dumb ape is sexy? It's repulsing. Disgusting whores.

Would smash very hard

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Pierce Brosnan netflix TV show (each episode taking place over 3 months) in which he expertly sculpts girl when?

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>tfw ur fav goth actress fell off da face of da earf

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I thought it was the crow

>architect of peace
>also vocal about saving the whales
It's meme magic

Yeah, I kind of get the feeling that the whole goth thing completely died out by the late 2000s/early 2010s. Which is a real shame, because even though I was never goth, a lot of my friends and girlfriends were because they were genuinely a good group of people.

I'd marry her but she only wants Chad.

What's with Yea Forums and their insistence that only chads marry or some shit?
This place is like a goddamn bubble belonging to an alternate relaity sometimes.

imagine the smell of those panyhose wrapped feet, lads. no, i probably wouldn't fuck, but id plop those porkers down and worship those plump feet until the other cows came home

It moved into high fashion (Rick Owens, goth ninja, techwear [fitness goth], Ann D), which most people are cheapskates on so very few people bought into while new music (Emilie Autumn, Voltaire, so on so on) either never broke mainstream or was too ingrained in other scenes (lots of goth-ish dubstep came out in first half of this decade)
Add to the fact you stick out in a sore thumb so it's discouraged at work and even out and about settings.
Also, not a lot of good new goth films. Cheap horror flicks and psychological thrillers that revolve around politics.

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>chads
>even touching fatties like that
Those are the kind of women that anyone can fuck, man.
Everyone wants a 10/10 girlfriend or boyfriend, it's a different thing being able to get that and lowering your standards to your level.

giv goth gf

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Goths are low tier 2000-core

Where the emo and scene bitches at?

Messaged a goth bird on okcupid a couple of years ago saying "which tim burton film did you crawl out of" ended up shaging her the same day.

incredibly based

Dude if you can find me a fat girl like that, preferably 30 or over, who genuinely wants me, I'll marry her right now, thanks.

Here's your emo waifu, bro.

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>Everyone wants a 10/10 girlfriend or boyfriend
No, only dumb zoomers like you do.

Whatever happened to /ourgirl/ Boxxy?
I miss her lads

Nice.

cute 6/10's>10/10 barbies any day of the week

>why yes, my favorite movie ever is Batman 89 How could you tell

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She dropped the whole Boxxy thing because it was just an act, the obsession people had with her creeped her out and ended up becoming an ugly, short haired feminist.
Fortunately, shoeonhead replaced her almost instantly and she hates SJWs.

Disgraceful

In high school.

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walking home from work this afternoon I saw a girl with an edward scissorhands shirt on the street, it looked old as shit but it was probably new and made to look that way like they do with a bunch of old shit nowadays, she was a hipster zoomer, kinda cute
thought I'd share OP, god bless

yeah but fucks niggers so...

Those are for the neo-nazi kind of goth.

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Lydia is best goth

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yeah but has nudes so...

Is she or is it just more American cuckshit posting?

Not who asked, but thanks

I'm just gonna leave this here.

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i knew a girl with both, a cup tits, pretty fat, and no ass

Shoe is an sjw now.

bottom>upper

Real life is not perfect, but it's okay.

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based

>Goths are low tier 2000-core
I'm pretty sure you mean more based
>Where the emo and scene bitches at?
Back in 2005 - 2012 continuously cutting themselves over their small insignificant problems while listening to trashy metalcore and emo trash like BVB and BOTDL

>women don’t look as good irl as in fantasy
No shit.

god i wanna fuck an oil thicc chick just ONCE

Hey, cutting is not that bad.
I lost my virginity with an emo after making fun of her for cutting herself for some time.
Really clingy girl, but I ended up liking her.

Reality is still as ugly as sin though.
If you're serious, then get standards.

Thanks mr skeltal

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Ehhh, emos were really amateurish when it came to cutting themselves, never doing any damage.
Pic related is a real cutter.

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shes a single mom whos pretty fat now and has saggy peperoni tits and a stretchmark stomach

gross

right is better because she's cute enough and you can tell she has hang ups and emotional issues, jesus christ learn to think outside the box

Reminder that she's now in the process of getting Bondburgered.

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>saggy peperoni tits and a stretchmark stomach
this is supposed to be a bad thing?

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user, they are the same girl, left is just her with the whole emo makeover.

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Nice

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>Think outside the box
There's thinking outside the box, and there's completely lowering your standards.

whats the matter, too scared to say nigger?

So.. post em here

cute!

kinda like that but more bitchier

get some standards, Yea Forums.

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I didn't say they weren't, but right looks more attractive to me for those reasons

>pot calls kettle black

>shaved head
why the FUCk do women do this?!?!?!?!

You plebs can't even find decent Goff waifus

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neither the time nor the place

>he's a normie

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>implying
>posting 5 nero

>shaved legs and pits
why the FUCk do women do this?!?!?!?!

Here's your goth waifu bro.

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what's wrong with best nero? nico is also best girl

kettle? pot? you're not making any sense

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Please stop my penis is hardening

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if i was at home i could post her pics she sent me but im at work

>she's cute enough and you can tell she has hang ups and emotional issues
That's pretty much what the emo thing was.
Just a fashion-sense to communicate
>my daddy didn't give me enough hugs, so I want you to give them to me

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Would bang.

Make another goth thread on here or Yea Forums if Jannies here tanny u wagie I want my fappies

and it's amazing

more like edward buffethands

I wouldn't go that far. I just have standards for what I stick my dick in. Sorry, n shit.

so you're saying you have less options like it's a good thing

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I must admit I really enjoy bottled Hobgoblin but I’m not a fan of it on tap, it’s not as strong (4.5%), and it tastes noticeably different.

>Expectations subverted

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technically that is overweight

Holy shit this guy is dumb

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If it's options I make for myself then I would say it's a good thing, at least for me.

Reminder that she's 6'0

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i'm just glad I can get off to "lower tier" women, surely objectively that has to be better than only finding the top 10% attractive?

I'm seeing a Goth thread, but nothing "truly Gothic". Allow me to fix that for you, faggots.

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What a qt, look at those big, round blue eyes.

Me in the far right corner in the background

how long before we get an app that shows how obese people would look if they were a normal weight?

i want her to put me in a leg headlock and slap my cock

she's so BIG and LARGE

It's the best. NOTHING tops it.

Jesus Christ, did people actually walk on these things?

I love me some chubby goths but her face does nothing for me.

People keep telling me that "goth is coming back," but I don't fucking see this at all. All I see are people my Boomer-esque age who have been goth forever, listening to the same goth/post punk music from old and some new bands. Anyone younger all seem to be these "e-girl" retards who bite some of the fashion but aren't actually goth at all, typical "gamer girl" bitches or they listen to shit like Drake, etc.

Goth is never going to come back because goth isn't like "emo" where you get to skate the edge between wearing dark clothes and being a raging pussy and never actually having a bad day in your entire sheltered lives like most zoomzooms.

The problem is that the goth subculture has been taken over by insane BPD whores. They don't care about the subculture, they just want to cut themselves and get gangbanged to bring daddy back.

Is that the singer for Evanescense?

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Girls who were goth are now married with kids.

>Why yes, my favorite movie is Ghost World
>How did you know?

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No, Amy Lee has gotten quite pudgy, in fact.

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Do big girls like her like skinny dudes? She's at least twice my size so I couldn't manhandle her at all and would look absolutely ridiculous trying to climb her but holy shit I want to fuck a big titted fatty like that...

She looks like she gets beheaded by orbiters

Holy shit, i know this girl. Her name is Alison and she's a pretty big SJW. She let me stay over her house with her girlfriend after a Kim Gordon show a few years back.

Cause youre dressed like the main characters you dumb alt thott

A lot of them are still goth though. I only know of one who went full-normal/soccer mom (a shame too because she was one of the super hot ones in our crew ages ago, now she's really plain and frumpyish.)

Well if we're being honest, they were always kind of there, it just wasn't so on the nose back then. Girls back then were cutters, but they didn't all feel the need to cry on my dick and call me daddy.

prove it

Dumb phone poster.

M-MOMMY

>Well if we're being honest, they were always kind of there
Yes, just like insane trannies were always there, insane SJWs were always there, insane feminist dykes were always there, etc. But they were never the driving force and they never contributed anything. That's like claiming the retarded tumblr whores were always in the D&D community.
>Girls back then were cutters, but they didn't all feel the need to cry on my dick and call me daddy.
And yes, at least they had some dignity even with all that shit.

>Bait or newfag
Seed and feed yourself regardless

Went to some garbage "santa claus metal party" (e.g. some shitty local bands played) with my friends when we were teens. One was some Marilyn Manson ripoff and the singer's girlfriend sent me a facebook friend request. She was an all out goth, the crazyest you can imagine, even did modeling. Now 10 years later she became the most basic thot/roastie, dropped the goth stuff and got fake tits (still does modeling IIRC). She even showed her tits on national television in some fake-reality show.
Very rarely I still see an emo kid/chick.

mommy lee

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>She also stole everything from Vampira
Keep dreaming fag.

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We can see that she's pretty big.

This was the best part of emo chicks.

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i miss high school bros

scissorhands Winona will always be the ultimate waifu and there is nothing you can do about it

Cute feet!

black culture is global culture

hot

Let me guess, Trump isn't your president

YIKE S

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that they had a pancake ass?

If Trump is your president I pity you. And Im

What the fuck are those eyebrows lmao

Quick! Someone BTFO this alicefag with that image. I'm phone posting so no can do

Flying buttresses aren't for walking, they support the walls.

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I've been living with a girl that looked exactly like that in a shared house. Like, 100% exactly like that. Goth and all, with more piercings though. I always secretly wondered how she even managed to become so fat, without saying it of course. Not that I had any mean intentions, I just genuienly wondered and observed her eating habits. Not the stalking way, more the "oh what are you having" way. Now it's 5 years later and I'm almost as fat as her. Not as slobby, but still.

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rock lee

have u fucked her yet heyhave u fucked her yet

What are you talking, only you americans worship niggers.
Even in the way you speak with your "hos", "boi" and "thot", it's pathetic.

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leave me alone

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No, the whaletails.
And the emo chicks i've known had great butts.

Who

nice tits though

No shit, she's fat.

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she looks like she fucks white guys

Yeah, and that she forces them to lick her wounds after cutting herself.

>tfw you date the one goth girl who doesnt want a dick in her ass
Nothing ever works out for me

Bro thats Anor Londo lmao

Yes. I have a girl with a little belly (not as much as the one in the pic but slight overweight) and I'm thin.
Just go for it.

Anal is literally shit.
You have a hole a few inches from it that, not only is it made specifically to milk your dick dry, not only doesn't need any special preparations, not only won't cover your dick in shit, but the girl will also actually like it.

>there has been milk in those breasts and could still be

Holy shit, that meme finally makes sense ACCIDENTALLY

youtube.com/watch?v=-5yw0wHQx9A