Urban Legends

No that's Rpas

jeus christ Am*ricans are retarded

The legend says this was the worst ahoop in the history of shoops

I've never heard of the Beast of Bray Road before and I live right by there.

The lake Worth monster should be renamed to lake Worth goatman. Got a buddy who swears his dad and him saw it one night

en.wikipedia.org/Blast_it_With_Piss

just when america couldn't get any more full of shit lmao

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Fuck you I googled 'legend of the red oval' lel

story?

First of all, let's limit our UL to the pre-creepypasta days and post folktales days.
With that in mind, it needs to be something scary (not all UL are horror) that can stand on it's own two legs for a whole movie. For example The Babysitter and the man upstairs was only the opening of When A Stranger Calls and nobody remembers the rest of the movie. That legend had no legs. The clown statue could barelymake a movie unless you put other shit in it. The killer dress would be more like a detective/mystery movie (and was already adapted in many CSI/L&O/etc. cop shows). But it has enough legs for a whole movie.
The Hook's been done to death. Killer in backseat was in Halloween (and the first Urban Legend movie).
Vanishing Lady has been done so many times in so many ways let's not even entertain the idea of remaking it again.
Bloody Mary is one of the most popular UL adaptation. Even RL Stine used it in his books/tv shows.
Maybe this one:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Volga
But revealing the reason for the abductions might turn it into some other cliché horror movie like Turista or The Car. And Stehen King's son used it already and there a show about it going on right now (so shit I stopped watching. But the main actess was good enough to make me watch beyond the pilot)
So forget it.
Even Bunny Man has a movie. J-Urban Legends have been done too.
Fuck, the first few seasons of CSI have urban legends as a case every episodes,

Chupacabras > the rest

>A sorority house had to have all of its plumbing and pipes replaced because they were leaking all over the place. Thing is, the house wasn’t that old. The reason: the sorority girls barfed so much in an effort to control their weight that the acids had eroded the plumbing.

>From the Las Vegas Sun: An Austrian circus dwarf died recently when he bounced sideways from a trampoline and was swallowed by a hippopotamus. Seven thousand people watched as little Franz Dasch popped into the mouth of Hilda the Hippo and the animal’s gag reflex forced it to swallow. The crowd applauded wildly before other circus people realized what has happened.

>In October 2006, the spooky story about a teen (sometimes named Carmen Winstead, other times Jessica Smith) who was killed by a fall into a sewer after five other girls shoved in her began circulating in e-mail and on MySpace, imploring readers to repost it lest they meet a gruesome fate at the hands of the deceased Carmen

For me, it's Champ

Where's chupacabra?

There’s a lack of sea monster flicks. I wish they made a found footage one about a large ass cruise ship getting destroyed by a sea monster and make it “whatdunnit” with a monster reveal at the end.

---OFFICIAL CRYPTID RANKING---
1. Wendigo
2. Jersey Devil
3. Mothman
4. Chupacabra
5. Skinwalker
6. Sasquatch
7. Dover Demon
8 and beyond, who cares

>some dopey old cow in Puerto Rico sees an episode of the X-Files and freaks out
>about five years later it's grown into the chupacabra story
One of the best examples of a modern media urban legend

That one about a US president, a powerful financier, a private island and a whole host of vulnerable underage girls

The Baba Yaga. Blair Witch ain’t got shit on this witch. It may sound funny on paper but a demon-like old lady with a flying broomstick will scare the shit out of you if you saw it irl.

>Seven thousand people watched as little Franz Dasch popped into the mouth of Hilda the Hippo and the animal’s gag reflex forced it to swallow. The crowd applauded wildly before other circus people realized what has happened.
Must have been kino as fuck.

Know her well from D&D. Witches on the whole can be scary as fuck if done properly.

wasn't the oval green? not red? and what does it mean?

Have this entire list

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I like these, it gets retarder at every new edition. What's next? Ronald McDonald Bench Statue Prostitution? Eatable Deodorant? Loch Ness is Caught in Extreme Fishing with Robson Green?

Hey, you're pretty good at coming up with names for those. Do you want to make a new one?

these fall more under conspiracy theories than urban legends

lmao

[Collected via e-mail, 1999]

I heard something close to your frozen hotdog story. But it was about an athletic girl, who was doing arm pull ups. And after awhile she started to get horny from the up and down motion. So she found a broom and started to do her pull ups again, with the broom inside of her. After awhile her mom comes in to tell her that dinner is ready, but she walks in while the girl is masterbating with the broom. The mom screams and scares the girl, that she forgets the broom is underneath her and she lets go of the bar. Then the broom goes through all of her organs, and comes out of her mouth and ends up killing the girl.

Skinwalkers are definitely the real deal even 98% of these legends really are just confused drunk misadventures

you can tell its fake cause girls can do about 3 pullups before getting tired

That's a really low-res SCP-173.

>Batsquach

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Oldschool snopes was the best shit.

Notice how a majority are in the south

>skinwalker

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the loveland frogman was a pet iguana that got loose
sorry bros, he probably didn't survive the winter

>no-one showed him the way home
>it was late and iguana go to bed

Will never forget seeing this

>Just a guy doing reverse cowgirl

There was a shitty movie on the scifi channel based on it in 2006 or so

[Collected by Brapman, 1953]

In New York City you have to be awfully careful about getting baby-sitters. You just don’t know what might happen. My sister’s girlfriend was sitting in the subway one day when she heard two women discussing the kids they stay with and how they handled them. She heard one of them say, “I just take them into the kitchen and give them just a l-i-t-t-l-e bit of gas.

no, /x/...they aren't.

>other countries don't have legends and cryptids
What's the benefit of pretending to be retarded?

Here’s a true dorm story from UCLA. My ex was going there at the time, and told it to me.

During finals week UCLA students would wait until about midnight. Then, one by one, they would each open their windows and start to scream. It was a great stress reliever, from all the quiet time during the day. The entire campus was to have silent time for a week during the finals period, except for a two hour reprieve.

One morning during the winter final period, in 1991, the student newspaper read: “Co-ed raped during midnight yell.” It told of how one of the ladies was viciously raped during the midnight scream two nights before, and no one cared about her screams for help because everyone thought she was just fooling around, letting off stress, like everyone else. To this day, anyone screaming unnecessarily during finals week at UCLA is subject to expulsion from campus.

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I also have a kind of similar college story that happened a while ago.

It was the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.

It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.

She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.

It was the worst night of my life.

What’s the deal with this picture anyway? Why does everyone look so shocked and why does Kara Hayward look so angry?

Anyone who can look at this image and not think the dog was photoshopped in has an IQ below 70

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photoshop.

Their faces were photoshopped?

The red circle was added with photoshop

Nothing about the picture is real, user. It's all photoshopped.

My penis was photoshopped into your butt.

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

> checks link
> oh...

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;)

Bill Clinton being a perv is not an urban legend, friend

da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krølle-Bølle

you fucking retarded son?

>PizzaPizza Gate

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Near where i live in the 80s there was hysteria about dudes dressed as clowns abducting and diddling kids. It turned into a media frenzy within 24 hours and fact and fiction could no longer be separated. The speculations could make for a great movie tho

Japan has a slenderman type thing

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kunekune_(urban_legend)

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>Sega Saturn most sold console
I KNEW it

The Yowie spooks me the fuck out

stupid burgers

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lizard man

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This isn't a well known Urban Legend but my dad was directly involved in it.

Back home there was a man by the name of Jason, Jason was fucking huge seriously huge like oh shit it's Jason Vorhes and when those movies came out people would take the piss, not to his face cause he would tie them to a chair and beat the ever loving shit out of them with a phonebook on a rope like "like da done" same phonebook too covered in years old dried blood.

That's what I know about Jason from seeing it with my own eyes, Jason was simple big tough in his 40s and legit crazy, rest is what I heard.
>One day Jason shows up in the pub
>Stone cold, sullen quiet. no phonebook, sweating and heaving
>Jason wants a hard drink
>Jason dosen't drink
>Old man whos name I forgot and is now Glen says "That's rare, how about something sweet"
>Jason says "Yessir" quick like a snap
>Glen asks what's up as you do
>Jason says he found a couple smart guys way up at the stream taking pictures
>Glen is confused asks about the smart guys
>Jason breaks down slams the counter like a sledgehammer screams "I dunno sir"
>Regulars gather, this is bad. Jason dosen't get like this
>Even with all the old faces Jason can't seem to explain past smart guys taking pictures and the book is gone
>Dafuck.vinyl
>People getting off work show up to find a mess, eventually some dudes decide to go see
>Jason says they are gone now
>Dad(From now on: Dick, cause I can) shows up
>Dick grew up with Jason, never bothered with him wasn't about to but felt bad for the guy
>Figured it was for attention
>Dick thinks it would be funny to get Jason pissed up on the booze
>Dick is a dick in every sense of the word and keeps sneaking an ever more tipsy Jason
>Eventually details start leaking out, which makes Dick get serious
>Dick starts to pry, what the fuck man this aint like you I know you you don't do this your my boy blah blah blah
...Urgh I'll wrap it up in next post comment too long

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Bell Witch.

Large Marge sent me

what's going on here

Someone made up a story about a picture a literal who took of his Russian grandmother or some pointless shit.

I had to pee (and then smoke) I'll wrap it up.
>Jason describes smart little guys taking pictures where kids play and that's not right only kids can be there
>Dick is pissed up himself riled up still doubting and gets in close asking "They were taking pictures of kids? you got them? what kids?"
>Jason gets real fucking low like a growl and says some names from back in the day
>Then he says Dicks grandmas and grampas names
>Jason never met them, they died before he showed up
>Dick is fucked up he's been hit by too much dosen't know what to ask so asks "how do you know"
>Jason says "Smart guys told me, they were looking for someone to take a picture of and I told em they cant"
>Jason bubbles up, Dick tries to calm him down Jason hurls everywhere and breaks into hysterics
>They clean him up and Dick takes him home
>As they are driving down the road (both pissed up mind you) Dick starts up again with the questions to a mumbling half sleep Jason
>Jason leans back looks out the window after minutes of mumbling and in the clearest Dick ever heard him says "Get me home, you get home fast"
>Dick tells him he is scared what the fuck man
>Jason calmly states in his old tone "They aren't from here they aint belong and they done what da said not too, grown folk cant be there and I made sure of that"
>Then he passes the fuck out
>Dick drives up to his front door opens the doors drags him in locks his door with his key then puts it through his window and cheeses it
>Next day Dick finds out the dudes came back with mossy pages of the phonebook and saying there was nothing there
>Dick goes up himself the next morning (pussy)
>Finds moss all over the place, some cops show up looking for Jason a bit later
>Glen the rat faced bastard tells them where
>Nothing happens, Jason went back to normal showed up at markets and never spoke about his phonebook or drunk again.
So basically, Jason found time travelling aliens and beat the ever loving shit out of them.

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Are you a retarded type of person?

>smoke
smoke what?

>A-Americans are so dumdum
>Europe cryptids consist of strong, tall men in camo innawoods that made them shit themselves on sight
OHNONONONONONONONO
Imagine being a yurocuck
cryptidz.fandom.com/wiki/Le_Loyon

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Hello robots, I was smoking the tabbacy.
>The normal kind

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Americans get high as shit and have autistic shitfits because of owls in trees, user.

>implying Europeans have a whole "muh cryptid" community like Am*ricans
just because some Americans put that shit on a wiki doesn't mean more than 3 Europeans care about it

>This is somehow worse than a whole town driving one man because they legitimately believe he's a munster!
Imagine being you.

>implying it's just a wiki
There's articles on the man. Do your own research, homo.

difference is, we don't actually believe they exist to the point of making dozens of reality TV shows about them

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There are entire towns-worth of retards down south who erect sasquatch/swamp ape statues and sell kitschy shit at giftshops.

>chupacabra was first reported in 1995
Jesus I thought it was an old legend. Im older than Chupacabra. Funny how you have no perception of time on things that happened before you become aware of the world