Admit it, Yea Forums u cried (i did)

rapists are having fun too

And? Do you still need to ask why some people do it?

I didnt watch this. Why does this snap kill Tony too?

>unironically watching capeshit
>unironically paying money to go watch capeshit
Are you 12?

I know that and stand my point, you inbred moron.
It was a fucking shit last line.
At the end of IM1 it makes fucking SENSE he says it to the press, but when facing Thanos ? Literal empty fan service because fuck writing stories properly anymore when you can get away with memery.

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>crying over an insecure prima donna junkie manlet
capeshit fans really are worthless

>And I'm Iron Man
What a shitty fucking line yet I can't come up with a better one

I still agree it felt kinda shallow, they could have just had the same shot but without the “and I... am... iron man” phrase. Nothing wrong with being a bit corny but I think silence is really underused in modern films

He was supposed to say fuck you but didn't make the cut

Only mcu death that made me emotional was Yondu's.

Cause in the cinematic universe you have to be really physically strong to use the gauntlet. Yeah, idk.

So captain marvel can lead the nu avengers without conflict between her and iron man

The snap is too powerful for his manlet body, what I dont understand is that they established several times that the stones require immense power to wield even Thanos recoils every time he adds one to the gauntlet and star lord was almost torn apart from holding one.
So why was a little human like tony stark able to not only hold the stones without instantly blowing up? How did he have to time for that shit line? Why was it effortless when the hulk struggled to do it?

no it just pissed me off because they did the snap thing so many times

>Crying over capeshit

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Nanomachines son

It's an overload of gamma radiation. He would've probably died or gotten to a critical condition even without a snap

The whole thing is bullshit. Why doesn't the hulk just snap tony back to life afterwards?

do american people really do that?

>watching capeshit

Did you even watch the movie you literal brainlet?

Not him but I actually watched it in theaters. I know they have to give the stones back to their reality but why couldn't hulkster snap him back before they did that? Something I'm forgetting?

That still doesnt make sense, from what is shown in gotg and IW those stones should instantly kill tony, he shouldnt even have the physical strength to snap his fingers.
The nano machines excuse doesnt work either because hulk used the EXACT same gauntlet and could barely control that power even with his strength. I know I shouldnt take capeshit seriously but it’s annoying when they aggressively insult the audiences intelligence and get to parade themselves as good films

>Literal empty fan service because fuck writing stories properly anymore when you can get away with memery.
You're watching capeshit, user. I don't know why you're expecting not to get empty fan service and shallow stories.

Remember Banner being upset because he couldn't bring Black Widow back? Extrapolate from that.

I find it funny how unironically is basically just a meme word now. How the fuck would you ironically watch a movie then? Fucking moron.

>ironically watch a movie
It's when you try to convince yourself your taste is superior to the plebs despite watching and liking the same things they do.

>So why was a little human like tony stark able to not only hold the stones without instantly blowing up?
'Strength of will' or some bullshit. Are you really asking why the biggest Mary Sue in cinema history can do ridiculous things?

I thought the ending was terrifying

You get snapped back into reality and five years have passed with all people who didnt die having moved on. Also why the world wouldnt be in a war over resources is beyond me

pusy

>Strength of will
Holy fuck that is dragonball levels of shit
How can people stomach this trash

Show us you man boobs and neckbeard.
Hard mode:
Don't make the onions face.

happy?

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Yeah the end had a lot of potential but based on the new Spiderman it looks like they wont go anywhere with it

I cried only because I had to sit through that shit heap of a movie

>expecting consequences from the MCU
Didn't you learn from every single other MCU movie?

Fag lmao

But there were consequences. Didn't you see the kid that grew up into a wannabe chad and came to their class?

sex have

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I did not cry.

I did get a chill when doctor strange opened the first portal and then their allies reappeared.

Why didn't he first wish the gauntlet wouldn't kill him? For being the smartest person in the MCU, Tony sure was dumb as fuck when it came to this moment.