>when post-fap depression sets in
When post-fap depression sets in
Is this an actual thing
>depression
more like seeing reality with absolute clarity
>ok never again
>do it again
you've never experienced post-fap depression? are you even human?
I cant say that I have, I fap out of habit more than pleasure
>What the fuck did I just fap to
I honestly love jerking off and I sincerely doubt sex would give me any more joy, honestly it just seems like more work.
>when you finally decide to jerk it into your own mouth
Well I guess that’s the point. If you get the women to do all the work for you it’s easier than fappin and feels a little better
I never have experienced this
Leeeeeeeeeeel
Dubs of truth.
Yeah but then I still have to deal with some dumb roastie afterwards, I've always thought that movie Four Brothers was particularly deep in the main bad guy's monologue where he tells another character "You don't pay a whore to fuck you, you pay her to leave when she's done"
B&R’d
>edging for 12 hours on speed
>edging for so long you actually get bored and want to just fucking finish already so you can go to bed
I used to do that with LSD, good times.
>tfw had a 15 day nofap streak at the start of the month
>felt great
>I jacked off 3 times today
wtf is wrong with me?
>Start fapping
>Pause and start browsing Yea Forums for a bit
>Repeat for 2 hours before finally cumming
That's normal. Once you break, it's impossible to stop.
I've gone for 15 hours before. My penis was so raw
there are many numbed enough to not notice
The only reason you experience post-fap depression is because you have an underlying depression that feeds it and your brain relaxes its control on it.
It used to happen to me but nowdays postfap is the most chill and comfy part of my day.
Unfuck yourself, my dude.
This. If I'm procrastinating on a task or decision I need to make I find jerking off is a great way to think clearly about the situation and take action
did you not get blue balls?
this is the sad reality. i'm 32 and have had 15 years of women on my dick. still *much* prefer jerking it. welcome to the modern world
its a good sign, as many in this thread are cumbrains and are lost
stop consuming porn before its too late
>cumbrain
reddit
>stop consuming porn before its too late
why bother? what am I holding off? Not like I'm going to have sex anyway, so why shouldn't I jerk it?
this guy jerks. just had a 3 hour session on 375ml of vodka, but compared to me you are a god
You guys do realize that this is why you don't have a girlfriend right?
the brains of chronic masturbators/porn addicts are as damaged as long term cocaine users.
No, this is BECAUSE I don't have a girlfriend
>more like seeing reality with absolute clarity
Yes, and it's fucking horrible.
After you come you realize having sex is literally everything that matters and life is actually pointless.
I literally can't remember what it's like to not have depression. I've been severely clinically depressed since 2007
amphetamine crashes are bad and shameful normally, but when you've done that? it is truly a black hole. it's almost psychedelic how bleak and shameful it is.
How long after I stop fapping does the girlfriend arrive? A week? A month?
I don't get it anymore :)
Nigga that shit is litty.
>Something... Something, trips of truth...