Character loses their job

>character loses their job
>Don't end up homeless

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>character loses their job
>they meet henry dean stanton and accidentally become a repo man

>character thinks being a slave to a corporation is the only way to live

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How the fuck do you even run out of money? Literally not possible unless you waste all of it or do something dumb like having kids before finishing college and being unable to get a proper job.

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>character doesn't have savings he can fall back on in an emergency

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most people I know who complain about not having money are retards who have shit jobs moved out of home and need to pay rent, the same people also are low iq and spend money on drugs and ubereats/menulog every second day.

>character applies for job or just walks up to the manager and asks for one
>gets it on the spot

Faggot.

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>Character has a job

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The fact that you become homeless if you can't pay is a proof you live in a totalitarian state. You should be able to be lord of your land.

Dealing with women. Most women are leeches and make bad financial decisions. Also student loans.

I've been living on 1100€ gubmint bux for like 4 years and I still have enough money to get drunk/high everyday.

>used to have a comfy plot of land you worked for the lord, sharing the harvest and going about your day
>now you have to apply for the right to work the plot against 100 other peasants after spending 10-14 years with a tutor

Buying a house was one of the best things I ever did. Maintenance is still an issue periodically but I don't pay rent so everything goes to savings now. I'm literally becoming rich working a mid tier job. It's great.

That's not your house. That's the bank's house.

People pay cash for shit you know.

Are you a rich white guy?

This. My house is 100% my property until it's commandeered during war time by the government. I paid cash.

Are you a rich white guy?

This. But normalfags are like:
>Dude the past ages were so bad you were a SLAVE to someone can you imagine?
>Also I cannot come tomorrow since I will have to work overtime. My student loan does not pay for itself, haha

No, I'm mixed race, actually.

>I'm broke cause I'm not white ;_;

Smith's worst movie

I'm black

Poser faggot. Don't impersonate me.

where do you live that homonership is illegal
or are you saying you want 0% property tax?

I'm rewatching Seinfeld and realized they did this with George, he lasted practically a whole season without a job and yet he somehow got by just fine. Then again Kramer literally never worked a day but that was meant to be a part of his character, plus he had some business ventures later on in the show.

>Homonership
A daring synthesis to be sure

I've been neet for over a year now. I am sick with existential dread the thought of having to pick up a job again because I know I won't ever have this freedom again. I am not a man, merely an overgrown boy. I can't handle the stressors of "normal" life, I can't connect or appease the other members of my species. I am a 10 year old in a manlet 23 year olds body.

I hear New York is almost Tokyo levels of expensive if you want to live in a decent place that isn't a urban shit hole

Man up.

>Implying whites literally don't get everything handed to them

Yep, I've been apartment hunting the past few months in every borough of NYC and the cheapest place you'll find that's in a decent area is around 2k, and that's for a one bedroom apartment that might as well be a studio.

Sincerely wish I could help people like you. NEETS like to act nonchalant but everybody knows that humans need to feel a sense of purpose in life even if it's not actually that important. I was a NEET for 3 years and I wanted to kill myself.

My gf complains she doesn't earn enough money yet every week more deliveries come with useless stuff she doesn't need, then she needs me to help her out with her half of the rent

>then she needs me to help her out with her half of the rent
You seriously need to stop letting her get away with it.

Based

But pretty and smells nice